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<Poyzin> The vet supervisor was asking me to jack off a horse
to get the semen to artificially inseminate a female horse.
<Kilts> wtf lol
<Poyzin> But listen! This was a racehorse, so the owner says
that I need to massage it's prostate. I'm assuming you don't
know this, but the prostate on a horse is VERY fucking far
back there.
<Poyzin> So, I get on the arm-length glove and I look in the
room to see another doctor with a cat or something. Tells me
we had too many animals so the horse was moved to a room close
to the front.
<Poyzin> Well, I get there, and I put my arm in this horse's
ass. I'm talkin' less than a foot from my shoulder deep. All
in clear view.
<Kilts> ROFLMAO
<Poyzin> And then some redneck couple come in and they see me
because this front room has shit protection on it.
<Poyzin> "You a vet?" The guy ask. I wait a few seconds to see
if he was joking, but then I look back to the horse's asshole.
<Poyzin> "Nah, I'm with the Amish. I'm their mechanic."