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<rizerz> A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so
advanced that we
<rizerz> can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another,
and have him
<rizerz> looking for work in six weeks.'
<rizerz> A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a
lung out of one
<rizerz> person, put it in another, and have him looking for
work in four weeks.'
<rizerz> A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so
advanced that we
<rizerz> can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in
another, and have
<rizerz> them both looking for work in two weeks.'
<rizerz> A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys are
way behind.  We
<rizerz> took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in
the White House, and
<rizerz> now half the country is looking for work.