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<spikeo > a part of me wishes everyone could have seen that
<spikeo > and another part of me doesnt
<spikeo > ok i have really itchy pubic wig atm (not lice,
before you ask)
<spikeo > so i tried my clippers on it
<Gecko`> that part being your ELBOW
<spikeo > didn't realise they don't *do* long hairs
<spikeo > and my fucking shaver got tangled to my crotch
<spikeo > and was trying to kill me
<Emmeh> rofl
<Rel^Slacking> lol
<spikeo > i was like bicentennial man
<spikeo > or kryten trailing his groinal attachments
<spikeo > i can laugh now
<spikeo > but
<spikeo > NO BABIES FOR ME
<spikeo > :'(
<Rel^Slacking> Thats prolly a good thing