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<Narcissus> Dude I had a fucking crazy night last night
<Thomas> yeah?
<Narcissus> So you know how Jason is basically a crazy
redneck?
<Narcissus> well we were sitting around drinking when he just
pipes up "let's go hunting guys!"
<Narcissus> we're in the middle of the city, right, but we're
sort of drunk, so me, Mike and Aaron go for it
<Narcissus> We head out to the park, drinking from the
camelback of course, and see these fucking geese; Just
hundreds of fucking geese sleeping by the river.
<Narcissus> we're just kind of stumbling around laughing, but
Jason takes a fence post, UPROOTS the motherfucker, and just
Braveheart charges this field of geese
<Narcissus> the geese start going apeshit as he's swinging
like mad, just honking like crazy tearing up the river
<Narcissus> the three of us don't know what to do, but three
generations of inbreeding sure as hell did.  The fucker cracks
one of the geese over the head, and it's just frozen, sort of
stunned
<Narcissus> without a second of hesitation, Jason grabs his
dull ass pocket knife and just pounces on the goose, stabbing
wildly, and let me tell you.. there's a fuckton of blood in a
goose
<Narcissus> this thing is hemorrhaging  blood, completely
covering him, but he keeps stabbing it
<Thomas> wtf dude? that's fucking nuts
<Narcissus> just listen, it gets worse
<Narcissus> We are completely dumbfounded, we don't know what
the fuck just happened, but we're pretty sure it's extremely
illegal
<Narcissus> we decide to wrap up the goose in Aaron's jacket
and take it back to the apartments
<Narcissus> so we walk like 3 miles back, and take it to the
field by the power station
<Narcissus> Jason's not done though, he takes his dull blade
and SKINS THE MOTHERFUCKING GOOSE
<Narcissus> takes out the entrails, the whole nine yards,
takes for fucking ever
<Narcissus> at this time Mike is turning pale, he's looking up
all  the laws we'd broken, and he kept yelling about some
security guard watching us
<Narcissus> I told him to stop being paranoid, but he wouldn't
let up
<Narcissus> so he grabs the goose and just fucking chucks it,
as hard as he can over towards the freeway
<Narcissus> needless to say we were pissed, but we weren't
about to spend all night looking for that shit
<Narcissus> So we snuck home, drunk, hungry and defeated
<Thomas> Now that's a fucking adventure
<Narcissus> yeah, I know, but just imagine this episode of
cops:
<Narcissus> four college age guys, drunk, walk out of a
darkened field in the middle of a city at 3 A.M. after
spending several hours working on something, and one of them
is COVERED in blood, holding a dull, bloody knife, claiming to
have just hunted, skinned, and then completely thrown away an
entire goose
<Narcissus> you can't right better shit than that
<Thomas> I don't think we should ever hang out with Jason ever
again
<Narcissus> Agreed