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<Chi>: So we went to the pool hall last Wednesday...
<Chi>: I ended up paying for everyone when we finished.
<Chi>: Everyone asked how much it cost afterwards.
<Chi>: I told them that I used my Asian powers to get no
charge.
<Chi>: Then on our way down the stairs...
<Chi>: I jumped onto the carpet in front of the door and
exclaimed...
<Chi>: "Okay Abz, time to use your Arabian powers to fly us
home!"
<Chinh>: did it work?
<Chi>: No, the carpet was black.
<Chinh>: zing!