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<bl00d|straitjacket> dude i pissed my boss of soooo bad today
<bl00d|straitjacket> i was late for work saturday because i
was waiting for the DSL tech to show
<bl00d|straitjacket> so i get in today and he asks me why i
was late
<bl00d|straitjacket> i told him about the dsl tech and all
<bl00d|straitjacket> he goes "What internet not workin so you
cant look at porn all day?"
<bl00d|straitjacket> and i says: "What can i say your wife
looked good in her college years bro"