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<DrBob> You'll never get it. Men weren't meant to understand
women.
<Odin> not true.
<Odin> I've managed to solve for the fundamental logic
operation of women.
<DrBob> It's just best to let them do what they want, so
they'll let us do stuff to them.
<Odin> Nono let me explain.
<Odin> Women are fundamentally amplifiers.
<Odin> Anything you give them expect to get back multiplied
<Odin> give them money you don't have in the form of a credit
card, expect a huge debt
<Odin> give them a little love, and they'll give you a lot of
love back
<Odin> give them a little DNA in the bedroom
<Odin> and they give you a baby
<Odin> So if you give them crap, you'd better be ready to
recieve a ton of shit