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Alex: A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases
packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're
going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400
for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn
money for what I do to you free."
Alex: The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and
comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do
you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I
want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"