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Matoyak: We caught a catfish with some weird-ass face tentacles... Matoyak: That's the best way I can describe these things. Tru: lol Tru: I thought weird-ass face tentacles was a defining characteristic of catfish... Matoyak: It wasn't like whiskers...these things were half as long as the fish itself, and almost as thick. Matoyak: Heh, these were above and beyond the call of duty for catfish face tentacles. Matoyak: Weird-ass sunovabitch. Tru: hehehe Tru: mutant Matoyak: Yeah. It was big enough to keep, but we tossed it back cause we weren't going to eat something that looked that fucked up. Tru: if you eat a mutant catfish, perhaps you get mutant catfish superpowers... I wonder what those would be? Matoyak: ... Matoyak: The ability to become a bottom-sucking scum eater? Matoyak: Hrmmm Matoyak: So you become a politician.