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<MindSpark> So the officer stops me and asks for my license
and registration
<MindSpark> After handing them to him , he asks who the car
belongs to
<MindSpark> I tell him it's my wifes
<MindSpark> He asks if I have an authorization, because you
have to have some proof that you're allowed to ride a car
that's not yours
<MindSpark> I go "Sir, I ride the OWNER of this car personally
with no authorization, do you really expect me to have an
authorization to ride her car ?"
<MindSpark> Officer hands me back the papers in silence and
salutes me