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<T> I couldn't decided what I wanted so I just got one box of
each type of fruit snacks, some gummy bears, and 5 pints of
americone dream ice cream
<T> When I went up to the checkout, the lady looked at me like
I was crazy after she finished ringing me up
<T> I'm not sure if it's cause I spent $100 on fruit snacks,
or if it was cause I had a sword
<T> Anyway, so I tie the bag handles around the hilt of the
sword, cause there's too many bags to carry, and I set off
down the road
<T> nobody tries to stop me
<T> I get about 3 of the 6-7 blocks towards home down when a
police cruiser pulls up beside me and tells me to put
everything down and put my hands on my head
<T> Luckily, as I've said before, the cops in the UC/Converse
area are cool as shit
<T> It's only SAPD that sucks
<T> So the first thing the cop says is "Is that a weapon son?
", to which I reply "It's a sword, officer"
<T> So, I reply "No officer, I just wanted some fruit snacks."
<T> Now he's really giving me a look, and puts his spotlight
right in my eyes
<T> He says "Are you high son?"
<T> "No officer, just a little drunk."
<T> He's like "Alright, well since you've been honest with me,
let's get you home. Let me see your ID."
<T> So I give him my driver's license, he tells me to hop in
the back, and he takes me to my house and drops me off
<T> I ate an entire box of fruit snacks in the back seat of a
police cruiser
<T> He even let me keep my sword