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<Chaosbreaker> "Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
<Chaosbreaker> "Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
<Chaosbreaker> "Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
<Chaosbreaker> "OK, I will tell you a TCP joke."
<Chaosbreaker> "Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"
<Chaosbreaker> "Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."
<Chaosbreaker> "OK, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will
last 10 seconds, has 2 characters, it does not have a setting,
it ends with a punchline."
<Chaosbreaker> "OK, I am ready to get the TCP joke that will
last 10 seconds, has 2 characters, does not have a setting,
and ends with a punchline."
<Chaosbreaker> "I'm sorry, your connection has been timed
out."
<Chaosbreaker> "Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"