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<Pinkie2> some guy pissed me off today so i sat on my scanner
to send him picture of my ass and the glass broke i just got
back from getting 15 stictches
<Louey> pinkie you serious?
<Pinkie2> yup
<Dk__> lol
<Louey> and what was your excuse at the hospital?
<Dk__> you had a really bad day
<Pinkie2> sittin on one cheek right now
<Pinkie2> i told em i sat on a drinkin glass my kid put on
chir
<Louey> ahhh
<Dk__> we'll probably be seeing flatbeds with weight
restrictions now on
<Dk__> or warning labels, do not sit on glass
<Pinkie2> hehe
<Pinkie2> im gonna sue
<Louey> and now your out a scanner and no retribution for the
fuck who made you sit on your scanner
<Pinkie2> next time i will just shit on the scanner and send
that to him
<Dk__> ROFL
<Dk__> good idea
<Louey> haha
<|Korombos> Pinkie2 Sometimes man, it is best to remain quiet
and thought a fool, than to do what you did, open your mouth
and remove all doubt!
<Dk__> heh
<Louey> kor=confuscious
<Dk__> a inspirational quote from kor