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<Amish> why do women care if you have an ass anyways
<Amish> it's not like they're going to do anything with it,
but squeeze it
<cardcheat> subconsciously, ass muscles are used in thrusting
movements of sex
<cardcheat> so it symbolizes good prowess
<Amish> I will date blind women only. If they start to feel my
ass, I will wear two cantaloupe halves