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<MonsieurEvil> Jedisar, what have I told you about using that
steam-powered Commodore 64 for playing NS?
<MonsieurEvil> OMG I NEED MORE W00D CHIPZ0R!!!!!
<MonsieurEvil> D00DZ MORE CO4L FOR MEH PUT3R!

<Shiv> really, how can you make a "combatting illiteracy"
poster anyway?
<Shiv> make it a map to the library?

<Prae> ANY WOMEN AGED 25 TO 30 IN ENGLAND!?
<Prae> I'LL DRIVE 500 MILES FOR A FUCK IF I HAVE TO

<patchmonkey> After_8 - On the other hand, in 1995, a
schoolteacher wrote to the Washington Post and stated, "I was
told children are not to be expected to spell the following
words correctly: back, big, call, came, can day, did, dog,
down, get good, have, he, home, if, in ,is, it, like, little,
man, morning, mother, my, night, off, out, over, people, play,
ran, said, saw, she, some, soon, their, them, there, time,
two, too, up, us, very, water, we
<unstable_at-work> dog? a fscking kindergarden student can
spell dof
<Fraggy> hahahahaha @ unstable
* unstable_at-work runs and hides now

* Mephisto is impressed of PrincessLeia2's knowledge of the
Faustian religion
<PrincessLeia2> actually.... I just play Diablo 2

<Dllem> "another expressed his desire to try "onal sex." We're
not sure what that is, but it sounds kinky."

<asm> SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<mmx> STOP FUCKING SHUT THE FUCK UPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<mantra> the other guitarist in my band owns my soul
<mantra> i sold it to him in third grade for a peanut butter
cup
<mantra> he still has the little yellow paper

<Semi> What are you talking about?
<Rico> Fuck if I know. Your mother, probably.

[xite] i hate movies with abrupt endings
[xmas_hate] ya i hate when i only download clips of porn too

<Dark_Brood> Next thing Mac will do is introduce the 1 button
keyboard, you type by morsing the ASCII codes of the letter
you want to write

<cyde> Nocarrier, AOL Called. They said they miss you.

<Altoid> "There are now fewer than 30,000 orangutans left and
it is likely that they will become extinct in the wild in as
little as 20 years' time if this decline continues,"
<BridgetJ> awwww poor orangutans
<Altoid> I knoooow
<Altoid> :(
<dregn> i think we should eat more of them
<dregn> enjoy them while they are still around

[ +Mattster ] in an emergency, the hard drive will launch
itself through my window and safely onto the back lawn
[ +Mattster ] so in the future, someone else can benefit from
my mp3's and porn

<Rockman_20xx> Life goal: Have three kids, name them CTRL,
ALT, and DEL.  If they piss me off, hit em twice.

<Fanboy> c00l, 1 l1k3 wr17ing like th1s
<Fanboy> cool.
<PrincessLeia2> heh... fanboy is so 1337
<Fanboy> 1337, what does that mean?

* The_Cat plays 'Godsmack - Voodoo'
<T-112> playing: Daft Punk & Stardust - Music Sounds Better
with You.mp3  128kbps 6.77min
<T-112> randomly..
* %Storm plays: Look I'm fucking special cause I'm telling
everyone what shitty music I'm listening to by The No one
gives a fucks
<Gnome> Good song.

<Ysabelle> my god
<Ysabelle> a sixteen year old friend of mine has a full beard
and goatee.
<bark> hahaha
<Gizmo^_^> impressive
<Gizmo^_^> (says darth)
<Ysabelle> And she refuses to wax!

<Firamas> bash.org is the cure for everything
<Firamas> insomnia
<Firamas> homework
<lvlsixtyclr> sexual needs?
<Firamas> hunger
<Firamas> ok, almost everything
<lvlsixtyclr> come on
<lvlsixtyclr> you cant tell me u dont masturbate to the quotes
<Firamas> i'll admit that i have yet to consider beatin off to
it
<lvlsixtyclr> I'm masturbating right now thinking about you
masturbating to bash.org

<@Social> mathcore is DEP
<@Social> and mr gayngle
<@Phil> "AHHHHHH ONE PLUS TWO EQUALS THREE I HATE YOUR MOM
AHHHHHHHH ::fast guitars::"
<@Phil> oh
<@Phil> i thought it was hardcore with mathematical lyrics
<@Social> lol
<@Social> LOL
<@Social> oh man
<@Social> that made me laugh
<@Social> AHAHA
<@Social> that would be great
<@Phil> i was being serious
<@Social> like
<@Phil> i would be a pioneer of that genre
<@Social> "AH 2 TIMES FUCKING 3 EQUALS 6 DIVIDED BY THE SQUARE
ROOT OF YOUR MOTHER'S LOVE!!!!! FUCK!!!!"

Oxim : I think it's funny how 1337 used to be like the
language of nerds, but then everyone realized that it was gay,
and now nerds everywhere strive to practice impeccable
spelling and grammar
Wsr :We are like the blacks. When whites people tried to copy
us, we changed. Fo shizzle ma nigga

Technically, I can go and break the fingers of a sysadmin of
any operating system and get the root password. This doesn't
make it a localhost of remote attack.
-- Artur Grabowski

<Monkie> I am NEVER getting involed with a girl that has a
communications problem again
<Monkie> =|
<matts> she didn't know how to use her cell phone?
<Vern> lol
<notlosman> lol
<notlosman> hahahhaah
<Monkie> actaully
<Monkie> yes
<Monkie> =|

<pairo> you know you're doomed when you have to whois your
domain registrar ID to find out your own phone number

<dn> i'm not sure i could ever endure a d&d session, i'd fall
asleep
<Valvados> Not if its a DnD orgy
<Valvados> WHOOHOO, I ROLLED A NATURAL 20! THE PALADIN HAS TO
TAKE OFF HIS LOINCLOTH

<billa> rock climbing == need a partner
<billa> maybe ill just join #gym
<billa> err
<billa> join the gym

<R4V3N0U5 1> i don't get why telling newbes to hit alt f4 is
funny
<R4V3N0U5 1> it's like telling the retarded kid in class that
his shoes untied
<R4V3N0U5 1> then when he bends over to check, you push him
over

<pac> THAT DUDE THAT LOOKS LIKE ZERO COOL
<pac> IN MY SCHOOL
<pac> I YELLED ZERO COOL DURING LUNHC
<pac> AND HE STOOD UP
<pac> AND LOOKED AROUN

<DasBub> he also had a book called "Good Sex"
<DasBub> he's an engineer, he needs a manual for everything

<reub> if i ever met you guys in real life i would never touch
your rulers

<sc1> the video was compressed at 5fps
<sc1> jesus this sucks
<asmodius> Jesus can't help with sucky frame rates. Trust me
on that one.
<asmodius> He's pretty useless when it comes to video
compression rates.

<dr_rotcod> you know its days like these when you say to
yourself, 'If I don't become famous, how am I going to kill
these people and get away with it?'

DinjackPD: so I'm studying for my history final
DinjackPD: And there's this old WW2 propaganda poster
DinjackPD: Of this guy driving along alone with an outline of
hitler next to him
DinjackPD: And the title is
DinjackPD: 'WHEN YOU RIDE ALONE, YOU RIDE WITH HITLER!'
DinjackPD: isn't that contradicting?
Jahman98: hahahahah
Jahman98: yeah
Jahman98: that's great stuff
DinjackPD: 'When you ride alone, you ride ALONE, however you
do use up valuable gas that is intended for the war effort and
thus make it easier for the Nazis to win. You Jew hating
BASTARD.'

([aE]ZERO) //timerc 0 0 /color background $rand(0,15)
([aE]ZERO) that is ownage
(Headache) no1, i mean NO1 is stupid enuf to do that
(Headache) NOBODY
<@[MORAT]HellCat> hmm how can i turn it off??? pls :)

<drgonzo> fuck linux
<drgonzo> that's the OS for people that don't wear deodorant

[tonsai] i once bought a non-lubricated mint condom just to
taste it.

<D1> today, I started the supermodel diet.
<maff> that must be a step up from the all sperm diet you were
on

<InSaNe-CON> how do u put irc always on top ?
<@arc|hw> ctrl alt del twice
*** InSaNe-CON
([email protected]) Quit (Ping
timeout )
*** InSaNe-CON
([email protected]) has joined #r
<InSaNe-CON> umm alt cntrl delete restarted my computer
<@arc|hw> you must have pressed something wrong

Yodo: Foogoo, what makes you think what I say is any less of a
surprise to me than you?

<@JackPott> JACK POTT
<@JackPott> IN TEH MORNING
<@JackPott> ON TEH RADIO
<@JackPott> TOMORROW LIEK
<@GingaNutz> nice abuse of the english language
<+Oz> abuse is an understatement
<+Oz> more like "flagellation followed by intense anal rape by
at least seven well-endowed males, two goats and one horse, in
turn followed by an intragenital injection of H2SO4"

<i_c-Y> im not just hard. im np hard, baby.

<Tarl> You ever meet me, and I'm depressed, I will hit you
soooo hard if you hug me.
<Beoulve> You're not secure enough in your sexuality for me to
hug you.
<Tarl> No. I'm not secure enough in *your* sexuality for you
to hug me.

*** evil_ ([email protected]) quit
(Ping timeout)
<@quasirob> all these centuries, we never knew - evil can be
defeated by a ping timeout

[22:29] <Brentai> ...Foxie, these brownies you were eating
smell kind of funny.
[22:29] <FoxieMoxie> I was eating brownies?
[22:29] <Brentai> Exactly.

<Calisa> Remember when you'd go to those big wooden
playgrounds, where everything is connected? They had those
platforms that shook.
<Calisa> You tried to stay the hell on while your dad shook it
violently.
<aeonite> That's not a playground toy. that's child abuse.

< esper> you are being monitored
* esper throws a CRT.
< fenrir> Your father's LCD monitor... an elegant weapon, for
a more civilized age

(AnonymousOtaku) how do i go afk? this is my first time on IRC

<brase_one> anyone have kemetic suns - stop the world = free
leech to my ftp site
<MiNdizzle> that's the weirdest math equation i've seen

*** Parts: Moses

halfbakedbuzzard: ahah, my next door neighbors house is on
fire
halfbakedbuzzard: brb, gotta get the camera

PhantomStark> <-- laughing too hard to express it in internet
acronyms

<saxxonpike> in the restroom in a walmart once, i shouted
really loudly "DAMN THIS WATERS COLD" and i heard a plop in
the next stall and he said "yeah, it's cold over here too"

<Calculus> Ah...a dark room, approximately 25 computers,
Debian ISOs for six platforms, and two hundred and four
CD-Rs.  It's going to be a wiiiild night.
<DamienRoc> Only you would consider that a wild night, Calc.
<Mechalink> Not only Calc.
<Calculus> DR: You'd be *amazed* at what happens if you grind
up TDK CD-Rs and sniff them.
<DamienRoc> You get fiberglass in your lungs and lose 10 years
to your life?
<Calculus> Well, that too...

<sylwia> Everything from this point on is dependant on you
being able to relax your anus

<+Ne0v001> I was playing Halo 2 yesterday
<+Ne0v001> my friend was over
<+Ne0v001> and I perfectly jumped 3 obstacles
<+Ne0v001> clicked on my invisibility
<+Ne0v001> and slipped by all the guards
<+Ne0v001> and mumbled
<+Ne0v001> "I don't play this game too much"
<+Ne0v001> and he was like
<+Ne0v001> "Who are you trying to convince? Me or you?"

<Linguica> it would be funny if i got a serious death threat
<Linguica> wtf
<Linguica> wait a minute
<Linguica> <Linguica> it would be funny if i got a serious
death threat
<Linguica> no it wouldnt

<Angelic> the best ones are the people who call up claiming to
be network admins
<Angelic> and you can tell its a total lie
<Angelic> I had a "network admin" call once stating that he
had the house wired with cat5 when it was built
<Angelic> so he should be able to connect all 6 computers to
the internet without a router ot hub
<Angelic> wanted to know why the tech insisted it couldnt be
done
<Angelic> I asked him what was going to assign the dynamic
addresses and he said the house

(@Ti-chan) Bukkake is when a Mommy and a Daddy and a Daddy and
a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy all decide that
Mommy needs some special facial moisturiser

<Joe> man, be careful... two minutes of pleasure for twenty
years of pain
<DaShmoo> You only lasted two minutes? You loser.
<Joe> fuck you

<Howdizzle> I put the Laughter in Slaughter

<jstepka-w> she has bitch written all over her face
<_Bunny> jstepka-w: Put down the marker...

<matt> mang
<matt> i gotta send some logs down stream
<matt> but my roommate just got in the shower
<markus> so go stank up the bathroom
<matt> i assume the door is locked
<markus> just push it under the door then

* Patrick listens to chopin and strokes his axe... one day,
I'm going to get a girl, or most of one.

<Cobain4ever 87> FUCK YOU
<Falaxor> pissing you off is like trying to pick up a fat,
ugly women at a bar. It's too easy, and when you suceed, its
no fun at all.

<Pedro> And dude, this Wily Castle MIDI rocks the proverbial
socks. 
<DarkMatter> An lo' did the sock enjoy the MIDI, whilest the
sinners did cover their ears in shame of their pop music.  And
God smiled upon his creation and said, this rocks omg.

<tac0> TO did i tell u that i almost scored wif a 20 yr old
mexican
<TO> Me too man.
<TO> Except replace scored with raped and replace 20 with 9
<Tyr> and TO never said if the mexican was male or female
<TO> hell i didnt even say if it was human

<JrJrJr> anyone know if 3d studio max is better then adobe
photoshop

<Raiden> my cats used to lick my penis if I slept naked...
<Raiden> I had 5 cats...that was uber

<Rejo> cpufreak: The trouble with troubleshooting is that
trouble sometimes shoots back.