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<fireserve> !is the cumulitve mutiplication thing
<Benoit> ! is lots of things
<fireserve> like 6! = 6x5x4x3x2x1
<Wolfman_Dain> ! is the programming term for "not"
<Benoit> ! at the end of a sentence can also mean
exclamation... or so I've been told
<fireserve> and if you flip it upside down and put one at the
front, its spanish
<Benoit> !, is there anything it cant do?

<Camus> my dad has a spiked collar..
<Camus> dog*

<CimmAway> Spam subject of the day: "Proven Safe! Give Your
Little Brother 3-Inches Longer With This High Demaning Herbal
Pill tlet"
<CimmAway> Something just sounds wrong there...
<CimmAway> Giving 3 inches more to your brother...
<Reddman> he's getting better at taking it

<Peanut> I reckon all cheaters caught on Steam should be given
a second chance
<ska> Dude when I flush a turd I dont want it coming back up

<blitzoid> I just now realized what Token's name meant on
South Park
<blitzoid> "Token... he's black. OOOOOHHH I GET IT.
HAHAHAHAHAH THAT'S FUNNY. I'm stupid."
<blitzoid> Man... I feel like that one kid who got into pogs
late, bought like 800 of them, and then people stopped playing
a couple days later.

Meredy31: Hackers is just the coolest movie :)
Rann XXV: Indeed. n.n But only if you're not an actual hacker.
But that's okay, because those people deserve to be annoyed. ^
^
Rann XXV: A little payback for every system crash and
virus-eaten file is in each hacker's scream of "DAMMIT IT'S
NOT LIKE THAT!"

<roboman20> +_&----~~=
<@MansoN> &----~~ looks like a handicap dude flying backwards
while jizzing lol

* fudge stares @ his big package
<NightsB> ....
<NightsB> i really hope you got something in the mail
<fudge> yea
<NightsB> ah
<fudge> it didnt occur to me what i said..until after i said
it

<Lalavava> Load this room with 1000 bananas and what do you
get
<K19> Banana netsplit

<Linguica> do you even know what facetious means
<pickle_hammer> yeah I am facetious
<pickle_hammer> all the way
<pickle_hammer> I go to facetious parades and stuff

<Waldo> tool, are you retarded or just an idiot? i need to
know if i should just hate you or pity you as well.
<Tool> i think you should hate me
<Waldo> that's a given
<Waldo> i need to know if i should pity you as well.

<FrankFlyNess> she still sits next to me in spanish
<FrankFlyNess> we pass notes
<FrankFlyNess> its almost like cybering

<Zombie_Punk> You bastards wouldn't know a Clerks reference if
it analy raped your mother while pouring sugar in your
gastank.

<Phuser> my fan club has a member
<Phuser> my member has a fan club

<est> are you addicted to pornography?
<ben> 5gb is not an addiction.

<reptile-> My friend and I took a bunch of fucked up CDs
<reptile-> and labeled them with various things
<reptile-> like
<reptile-> "PRE-TEEN SEX"
<reptile-> "GAY PORN"
<reptile-> "RAPED AND IMPREGNATED TEENS"
<reptile-> etc, etc.
<reptile-> and like stuck the "PRE-TEEN SEX" one in the window
of the kindergarten.
<reptile-> and stuck one that said "CHILD SEX" under the
bigtoy at primary school
<reptile-> I wish I could have seen the reactions from the
people that found the CDs. :|

<darkaeon> now how much money do you make now?
<darkaeon> I know it can't be much since you're on irc
<darkaeon> eheh
<MadHatter> you fear my fucking lego skills right
<MadHatter> dude dark
<MadHatter> I'm not even on irc
<MadHatter> I programmed some legos to get on irc for me

<pandabob> Dude, you want to catch bin Laden? Open an account
in his name at Blockbuster, and don't return a few DVDs.
<pandabob> *That'll* catch Bin Laden.

<Sharkey> I think it's time I did a major redesign.
<MightyQuinn> you mean change the background to a different
gaudy stripe pattern?

<Slewfoot> I made my hamster cum by tickling his winky once

bISMARCK: man yor stupid
Wheelman56: man yor is stupid?
Wheelman56: who is man yor
Wheelman56: sounds japanese
Wheelman56: MAN YOR?!? HE NO HERE!!
bISMARCK: :|
Wheelman56: HE TRY TO FIX VCR CAUSE LIGHT BLINKING TWELVE ALL
TIME!!

<mrfrosty> your'e a faggot short of a raging fire
<mrfrosty> if you know what i mean
<mrfrosty> and if you do, let me know

<Cole> you totally blew me off for beards!
<@Pugh> i'd never blow a guy with a beard!
<@Pugh> erm...i mean a guy...full stop

*** Joins: Morrison ([email protected])
<Morrison> HI
<KaeFK> you are not authorized to peruse the content in this
channel.
<KaeFK> you shall leave at once or be terminated
<Morrison> Sorry
<Morrison> bye
*** Parts: Morrison ([email protected])

<disgrunt> New "Britney"'s born in the US every year:  1,483.
<disgrunt> New "Dick Tease"'s born in the US every year:  3.
<disgrunt> That's the funniest shit I've ever seen.
<disgrunt> How would you like to be named Dick Tease?
<fade_> haha
<fade_> well, britney sure is a dick tease
<cout> disgrunt: I'd go by "Richard"

<Null> So I downloaded the O'Reilly bookshelf set on cd
<Null> Then I couldn't mount the iso
<Null> Out of curiosity I ran file on it and found out it was
a Divx 3 file
<Null> So apparently my O'Reilly bookshelf iso set is softcore
porn
<Null> I'd hate to be the guy who downloaded porn and got my
bookshelf set
<Calidore> Well, now he can improve himself while downloading
porn.
<Calidore> You, on the other hand, can look for the books
one-handed.

<BlaZe--> hwo do i produce logs?
<+zrv3tt3|> go to the bathroom

<Viscant> hey, i learned a lot from loveline
<Viscant> if a chick has thin white worms coming out of the
tang, don't go down there
<Viscant> thanks dr. drew!
<ceddar> thin white worms means everything is a-ok
<ise> ew thin white worms?
<ise> WTF are those
<ruin-> im wondering the sameeeeeee thing...
<ceddar> my policy is if the girl has anything coming out,
thin white worms, little black worms, tigers, bears, anything
coming out from there, im dropping her off back at her house
<Viscant> oh yeah. and the one about the guy who only wanted
to go down on his girl during "that time of the month"
<Dasrik> the one that i wished i could just reach across the
phone and bitchslap
<Dasrik> like
<Dasrik> "i just sucked a guy off, and i swallowed. can i get
pregnant?"

Lah Deez Mahn: sweet
Lah Deez Mahn: outlook 2004
Lah Deez Mahn: now handles
Lah Deez Mahn: all my email accounts
Lah Deez Mahn: from  *everywhere*
Lah Deez Mahn: hotmail, adelphia, yahoo, b4k3r.com
Lah Deez Mahn: ahh, i like it
afmomania: now all you need is someone to email you

<duk0r> Don't forget kids, the faster you download the bigger
your penis is.

* Now talking in #linux
<jeramir> hello, can somebody recommend me a good p2p program?
<glassjoe> GoBuyIt v6.03
<jeramir> i can't find it
<glassjoe> ...

<Zero_Flaw> Wow, I just saw my dad surfing the net looking at
health sites about STD's. No wonder he was trying to shield
the computer screen from me. But, I could still see Herpes at
the top left.
<Zero_Flaw> Even worse, 5 minutes later my mom gets on the
computer and looks at the same thing.
<Zero_Flaw> I should have been a bastard and said, "Mom, you
don't look like you're feeling too well, something wrong?"

<@`2L_verkink> eval('document.forms[0].elements[' +
elementCount + '].options[document.forms[0].elements[' +
elementCount + '].selectedIndex].value')
<@`2L_verkink> whats the probleM!?!?!?!?
<yods> the problem?
<yods> thats easy
<yods> i dont understand SQL
<yods> if i did
<yods> i might have a chance
<@`2L_verkink> if u did
<@`2L_verkink> it wouldn't help
<@`2L_verkink> cause
<@`2L_verkink> this is javascript

<Lyrael> you wouldn't even miss me
<The_Sorcerer> it just wouldn't be the same without you
<The_Sorcerer> for one, the average user count would drop from
30 to 29

<Medieval> the chances of me spontaneously climaxing while
thinking about that are increasing

<FlyNavy> I'm on irc, discussing why I can't get laid
<FlyNavy> and I realize
<gee> muahahaha.
<FlyNavy> I can't get laid cause I'm on irc all the fucking
time

<DropShock> He was the BIGGEST Jewish person I've ever seen.
<DropShock> Aren't they supposed to be skinny and all?
<Trevor> It's Jewbacca!

<SWTrilman> i'm not huge into porn
<Draken> my porn interests, no punning here, come and go
<SWTrilman> i used to be into it
<SWTrilman> i guess i just got over it
<Draken> but she looks so sweet and cute and wholesome... and
then she's masturbating to turtles
<SWTrilman> or something
<Draken> eh, you get burned out on porn
<Draken> you either distance yourself for the most part, or
seek out more and more extreme porn to fill the gaping hole in
yourself.
<Draken> then you get arrested for raping a sheep while
wearing a Spiderman costume

<{gy}IRONMAN> I don't think Arnold will be elected.
<{gy}IRONMAN> Being a movie star isn't enough. We saw that
with Reagan
<Paralysis> Damn, and all this time I thought Reagan got
elected

< BigBadGangsta> I swear, I need to write a book called
"Stupid shit for stupid fucks"
<@mewse> by a retard, for retards

<duncan> i should get oli to come here.
<duncan> and we should make him get alcohol poisoning.
<n3wt> Or poison poisoning
<duncan> YES

(@MpTaNk) one time, I wanted to call someone and their number
was on my computer, and my first reaction was to cut and paste
it to the phone

<Narbs_> I don't understand why most virus scanners scan media
files by default
<Narbs_> I don't need my tranny porn collection scanned for
viruses
<bonk`> except HIV

<Jackal> If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

<mycroft> I just got an email about getting access to 230,000
porno sites  I'll see you guys tomorrow.

<@SwiftEdge> when i get my new comp I can play network games
<@SwiftEdge> but seeing as i have no friends i will have to
run fast back and forth between the two

<D4NG3R0U5> people with names describing themselves are lame
<hotgirl4u> uhh
<D4NG3R0U5> ...nm

<+jadedragon> so are any of you boys going to talk to me?
<@neotek> do you have nude pics?
<+jadedragon> nope
<@neotek> then probably not.

<@NapKiN> ANYONE KNOW PERL
<@NapKiN> ?
<dez> yeah
<dez> cant remember what porno she was in tho

<Logic_BomB> oddest thing said to me all day, i tell a friend
not to use plethora in his introduction cause its too wordy
sound and he tells me:
<Logic_BomB>  Don't make me open a plethora of cans all which
contain some whup-ass

<Corrupt_> brb i gotta stir the stew
<shaan> that so sounds like he is masturbating
<shaan> done "stirring the stew" there
<Corrupt_> all stirred up
<Corrupt_> i got some all over my face

<Crazy^Donna> are we in english class!?
<Kaowyn> no but i'm tired of hearing you fuck up every damn
sentence

<zetullus> This is just not happening. Im sure I was smarter
than this when I went to bed

<sacarna> jay z - it's a hard knock life (ghetto anthem).mp3
<sacarna> otherwise its just a song from annie.
<JtHM> heh.. hardcore rappers mackin out to samples from an
old musical full of 10 year old white girls.
<JtHM> seems more like R Kellys scene

<rhraz_w3rk> recession? pshh, i haven't seen one hobo yet!
<ESD-Wyrk> that's cause you need to go outside to see one
<ESD-Wyrk> most of them aren't 'online'

<jabowah> When I jerk off I feel good for about twenty seconds
and then WHAM it's right back into suicidal depression.

(OldSkOoLephant) My sister works in a video store
(ElPresidente) Well my sister IS a video store. >_>
(Loafaeralus) Yeah pres, everybody's been in her, but only a
certain amount have paid...

<@LinkinEp> brb
<@LinkinEp> in 15
<@motherb|tch> dont come back
<@motherb|tch> itz all good
<@kmad> ,lol
<@motherb|tch> peace
<@kmad> hes masturbating
<@LinkinEp> evil
<@kmad> u said brb
<@kmad> go brb
<@motherb|tch> thats right
<@LinkinEp> i dont need to go
<@LinkinEp> my bro is handling it

<t_SaBeR_t> Does your Army of Darkness have a dental plan?

<Dobbs> I went out on a date once with a women who said that,
whatever the society was, it could not function unless women
were the "gatekeepers of sex"...
<Dobbs> ...so I said, "Well, not if women were private
property."
<Dobbs> That shut her up.

<drjazz> I don't use an IP address, too dangerous
<DeeTee> yeah, all those websites kept telling me my ip
address. was like wtf, so i rang my ISP and asked them to
delete it.
<drjazz> indeed, I got that error that my computer was
broadcasting an IP address
<drjazz> took care of that shit pronto
<DeeTee> oh hell yeah, cant have that shit out there for those
fucking crazies to use.

<MessedRocker> In Hawai'i, the age [of concent] is 14
<Anakha> brb hawaii

<Pursey> Spam has dropped to new lows
<Pursey> THIS IS WHERE THE CLITORIS IS LOCATED    XSGS
<Murphy> is that with gps coordinates?

<Bran> yesterday at work I asked my boss "What should I use as
an icon to show 'loyalty'?"
<Bran> and one of my collegues says with a straight face:
"Well, whatever you use, make sure it's not an icon of a
woman."

* Jadyn wacks Murad with a very large book
* Murad dies
* Jadyn pokes Murad
* Murad pokes Jad back from the bowls of Hell
<Jadyn> ack!
<Murad> :-D
* Jadyn searches Murad's dead body for stolen presents
* Murad asks his good friend Lucifer to send out a few demons
to get Jad
* Falkan asks them for papers
* Falkan deports the demons
* Murad hides his stolen presents away and sets his evil elf
minions to guard them
* Jadyn eyes the elf minions
* Falkan points out the use of non-union elf labour.

<3M> ok guys i've finally got my windows me machine up and
running again :D
<exo147> if everything seems to be running well on windows me
you've obviously overlooked something....
<3M> who is general failure and why is he reading my hard disc
:(
<exo147> somehow, "i told you so" doesn't quite say it ;)

<CodeMason> You lack belief in all the thousands/hundreds of
thousands of supreme beings that have been believed in at one
point or another. So to them you are an atheist.
<Kyonshi> CM is sooo smart ^_^
<CodeMason> Kyo: It feels good to know my statements warrant
an anime smilie face.

<Plutwrk> t1
<RonZombie> MORE LIKE 1DUMB
<RonZombie> i mean
<RonZombie> Tdumb
<RonZombie> nevermind
<RonZombie> SCREW YOU

DarkNeo: Pedophilia is like golf,
DarkNeo: you hit for the lowest you can
DarkNeo: It's all good till it gets to 18,
DarkNeo: then the fun stops.