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<danhon> So, I'm eating a banana
<danhon> And I can't stop thinking "You haven't had sex in
10,000 years"
<Cringer> A quick google search will show that that's not
true.
<Cringer> Bananas just haven't had sex with any other bananas
in 10,000 years.

<nersh> someone said the sexiest part of a woman is her
mind... lol
<nersh> i can understand lying about that in front of girls
<nersh> but why do it on the internet

<davidbrit2> MS should change the XBox slogan.
<davidbrit2> "It's good to play together" doesn't quite cut
it.
<DevilWarrior> heh.
<davidbrit2> I think "Misery loves company" captures the
spirit of the XBox.

<luva_bd> i want a dick in my pussy
<luva_bd> oh and a puppy

ywedig: so what do you have planned this weekend?
GnaaaGnaa: I am going to kill your mother, rape your father,
cut off his penis and put it in your dead mother's mouth
GnaaaGnaa: then I'm going to see Spiderman

<Brian> I'll drink to that.
<Huitzil> You'll drink to changing the batteries in your smoke
detector!
<Huitzil> Which is quite important, don't get me wrong, but
not really a drinkable occurance.
<Brian> Hey!  I don't have a drinking problem!
<Brian> If anything, I'm TOO good at it. <_<

<ratSrdnaW> One time.. I went to the store and got some
clothes.. and went to the changing room to try them on.. get
the key from the lil attendant lady.. then I shouted out.. "oh
man! we're out of toilet paper in here!"

Nick: yeah the other day i was late for work and kinda
half-pushed this lady over
Nick: like, the lady fell completely over
Nick: but i was only half responsible

<MightyOne> How do you circumsize a whale?
<ChubbyFrog02> Very carefully?
<MightyOne> Four skin divers.

<Quasar`> fuck off
<xooz98> i swear. i'm going to change my name to off and
follow people around

<~DarkStar> I had sex with your mother last night
<~DarkStar> *my

* lios has two tests he is totaly unprepared for..
<Placid-Nightmares> pregnancy and urine
<Placid-Nightmares> :/

PlasmaPhire: the definition of irony...
RFizzyWig: what
PlasmaPhire: people are sharing Kazaa Lite, the one that's not
free, on regular Kazaa
RFizzyWig: hahaha

<Cuthalion> I figured out why I'm not getting mad chixorz.
<majesty> ?
<Cuthalion> My humours are off. I need more blood and vitriol
and less bile and phlegm.

<circle> one place was offering like $2500 if u let them cut
off a toe and re-attach it
<McMoo> that's excellent
<circle> no kidding, i'd be like, "do all 10"

@zacke   i got in trouble once, and my mom installed windows
me as my punishment

<infin-01> sorry, you don't qualify for 31337 status, only
31336 status.

<boxed> "duh, do they have their own dollars in europe? I was
to canada once, and they had their own dollars! can you
believe that?"
<boxed> note that that's an actual quote from some people my
dad met in the US once

<GamInTheCity> ...why are lyrics to Komm Susser Tod in the
topic?
<skyknyt> to be as depressing as possible for when Shel comes
in, of course
<GamInTheCity> Oh, of course
<skyknyt> torturing people when they're down is a sign of
respect and friendship
<skyknyt> much like gouging expletives on the side of
another's vehicle with your key.
<GamInTheCity> You mean Friendship Marks?

<Raymondo> I'm a lot funnier in real life.
<Megatron5000> that doesn't matter here
<Raymondo> I'm just pointing out I don't suck 24/7
<PrzeCM03|04> who cares what's your sucking timetable

<Santa> all these chocolate bullets
<Biscram> isnt there something you're forgetting to do tonight
santa
<Santa> THE PRESENTS!?
* Santa is away, (brb delivering presents)

<SixFeet-> rejected by a computer script, new low in my life
<NTT> well, at least u didnt have cybersex with one of those
bots that pm's you here on mirc
<SixFeet-> well i tried, but it replied with "lets just be
friends..."
<SixFeet-> =(

<Uhh_Duh> I've got four kick-ass cisco routers coming in the
mail.
<Uhh_Duh> Sorry ladies.. I'm taken...

<[KoG]^Deeshay> I'll beat you when I get a modem that isnt
controlled by a rat in a wheel

<buq> Intra - do you have any other stuff that is on the same
basic level as moby?
<phatkro> No one is on Moby's level
<phatkro> He's stuck on level 3, world 7 of the original Super
mario Bros.

Steve: I wish the bash mods would hurry up and reject my
quotes.

<baietas> hey ppl.. quick question.. just downloaded every
KDE3.0.1 RPM for my distro (mandrake) but when i try to
install it it asks for some other files taht i dont have..
what do i do?
<Epesh> get those files

<|Chris> i want you to setup a word substitution in your head
<|Chris> whenever you see the term "wrestling," i want you to
think, "white trash"

<_Delirium> "Perl is awk with skin cancer.  And it's ugly
too." -my cs professor

<jvalenzu> dude
<jvalenzu> can you imagine a rice field working game?
<jvalenzu> that would rock
<jvalenzu> SimGrain
<jvalenzu> SimGrain: Wild Rice Expansion Pack

racer-x: i cant smell sarcasm over irc
ryan0: get closer to the screen

<SophiesCat> my room is making ominous popping sounds.
<malcolm> ghost popcorn

<Rasputin> eiiiiidle eidle eee
<Rasputin> eiiiidle eidle eee
<Rasputin> we won't be leavin' til we get some pus-sy sooooooo
<CrashCat> i'm not complainin' but shut up or I'll beat your
brain in

<[LH]Georg> PAIN LEADS TO ANGER. AND ANGER LEADS TO CAPS LOCK.
AND CAPS LOCK LEADS TO REVOLTING PEOPLE IN AN IRC CHANNEL.

<BlazeHedgehog> BIKKU BANG ATTAAAACK :|
<NikJam> k
<Spazzy-the-Ninja> Hmm, odd. The finger is bleeding more than
usual.
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<Torture> holy cow
<Torture> YOU'RE POWERFUL BLAZE

<Kitsa> there used to be one doc who would put apple juice in
a urine collection cup
<Kitsa> and walk into the patient room
<Kitsa> take a big swig
<Kitsa> and say "tastes fine to me"
<Kitsa> I always wanted to secretly switch it out with real
urine
<Kitsa> the spit-take on that one would be great

·cronO· !8ball why is  darklyte  gay?
·Darklyte· cronO, You answer can only be found within
yourself.
·cronO· aw
iggz  haha
iggz  fag!

<@Raz> I LIVE ON THE EQUATOR..."JUAN, THE WATER IS STUCK
AGAIN"

<kubba> it's ok to blow a deadline inventing a time machine,
because you can
always go back and invent it on budget

<KillaDawg> I don't want to move to Singapore with you. too
humid
<PinkRydergurl> Well, you don't have to wear clothes..you can
walk around naked like people in Africa..
<KillaDawg> Uhhhh, people in Africa have large penes, so they
can comfortably walk around naked. I'm white; I'm not quite
that well-endowed
<PinkRydergurl> Uhhhh, once again, we're talking about
SINGAPORE, which is in ASIA....you're more "gifted" than you
think you are...

<Legend> When I think about you, I /ping myself.

<Chis_> this problem calls for a trip to #math

<jan^beer> shit, it seems like i have a problem every weekend
with a different girl :)
<jan^beer> I NEED A STABLE RELATIONSHIP!!
<jan^beer> :)=
<+Burned> a horse ?

<Wynn> Not a single original thought in my mind...
<Wynn> *sigh*
<Wynn> I should write a book:
<Leyenda> And sell it as a notepad?

<Hippie316> plus i have one of the worlds smallest rooms
<Hippie316> ask dop hes seen my room
<Hippie316> plus he can attest to it being small
<Doppelganger> no I cant
<Doppelganger> oh, you mean the room
<Doppelganger> yeah

<wormholes> Is it difficult to manage txt files like modify
lines and copy rename and create new ones..with jsut std C
libs?
<NoEscom> no, it's not difficult
<Noidea> yes it's difficult.
<Noidea> It's almost impossible.
<NoEscom> oh you mean MODIFY text files? on that case you have
to download microsoft sql server

<evad> speaking of fucking sheep..
<Vod> what would you know about fucking sheep? I bet you don't
even know about the making the right slits in your wellington
boots to put their back legs down so they can't get away?

<DJ> apparently, a friend of mine has split with his g/f "for
a couple of mouths"
<DJ> im assuming thats a typo

<@PikaChan> the four greatest numbers in existance: 13, 69,
666, 1337
<@PikaChan> man, it'd be cool to have the phone number
1-337-666-1369
<%ragna> pika, you thought long and hard about that didnt you?
<@PikaChan> yes i did

<Hinkey> shrooms dont give flashbacks
<Hinkey> acid does
<Threeboy> you now what has the worst flashbacks?
<Threeboy> mother fucking 'NAM man.

(MoLaUstEr) You know, there's something rewarding about
harrassing people who message you out of the blue.
(MoLaUstEr) That's why I'm gonna LOVE ICQ
(MoLaUstEr) Whoa man....I'm gonna be the biggest dick, north
of my belly button.

<Wooben> So she called me and i told her she was really ugly
<Wooben> so that was the end of that

<claybats|work> yay, now it says wb to everyone on my users
list :)
* placido|working has left #MTFN
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<claybats|work> wb placido|working
<placido|working> wb placido|working
<claybats|work> see?
<placido|working> Thanks claybats.... didn't know you cared.
:D
<Cancel_Man> he doesn't- that's why he made a script that does

::: Join: (Lehmann-work) ([email protected])
<Hydrac7> Cause I love gay cock.
<Lehmann-work> That's about what I expect the first line to be
when I enter #gr

<@SLing> uhm wow... there's a "Linux and Windows XP" club in
my area
<@SLing> isn't that a conflict of interest?
<@SLing> All the meetings would boil down to debates like "I
can network my computers automatically with my OS, and it
detects everything" "Oh yeah? I can make MY OS purple"

<@tribljedi> can anyone recommend a registry cleaner?
<@Znarl> tribljedi : Linux
<@tribljedi> can someone who won't give me useless suggestions
recommend a registry cleaner?

<Calisa> I can only hope there are hotel rooms involved in the
party. I need to give my secret garden to serenity. We'll ride
the comet of passion and wait until the sun dawns on the pool
of spilled innocence. A world that's calm in the everlasting
wake.
<TribGuru> she's gonna fuck the desk clerk.

<sabrewulf> I believe in sex and death -- two experiences that
come once in a lifetime.

<chuffy> this is fucked
<chuffy> i left my blinds open
<chuffy> and i woke up
<chuffy> and im sunburnt

<Crowbar> yah, if you cut the ass while shaving, you might as
well just stick your fingers in and rip it wide open.  at
least that way you can claim you were raped
<Crowbar> oh man, i just woke up my wife from laughing
<Knower|> <wife> what's wrong honey?  <crowbar> Oh, haha, just
giving the guys some advice on anal tearing.  <wife> oh,
alright...just keep it down.  <wife> wait, WHAT?!?!

[16:18] <novocain> shit its 4:20
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<whoamomma>: ok if we both ping tress, and knowing he is in
UK, we could triangulate his position
<whoamomma>: do you have an intercontinental ballistic missle?

<Phre0n-Burn> I finally find out why i tear up during sex...
<Phre0n-Burn> Its the mace...

<richard> To be fair to windows, there is one thing you can do
on it that you can't do on Unix
<teifion> Can you do it on my Mac?
<richard> No, it is unique to Windows
<teifion> What is it?
<richard> You can defrag stuff

<caspah> I woke up
<caspah> half on the couch
<caspah> half off
<caspah> with no clothes on
<caspah> and a condom next to ther couch
<djcrom> used?
<caspah> yeah
<caspah> BUT
<caspah> my gf left last night
<caspah> she went to a friends
<caspah> my gf wasn't here
<Vapno> was your ass sore?
<caspah> actually yeash

<Eternal_S> Is this the irc-channel about the windows shell
Litestep?
<DeVante`> No...
<DeVante`> This is where we, the homosexual IRC community, can
come together without persecution from others.
* Floach- slaps DeVante` around a bit with a large trout
<DeVante`> Er..
<DeVante`> I mean..
<DeVante`> Yes...
<DeVante`> Litestep shell.
<DeVante`> That's us!

<@psychotik> luckily i bought my booze tomorrow
<@psychotik> er
<@psychotik> yesterday

<MissJC2k1> geez, we're porning a perfectly normal
conversaporn, and you've gotta bring up porn

<Nalfein> A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too
much time in front of the computer.