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* Wanai slaps AndrewLB around a bit with a large trout
<AndrewLB> ???
<AndrewLB> What did I do?
<Wanai> sorry, just discovering stuff :p
<Wanai> no harm towards you
<AndrewLB> Oh, discovery, eh?
* AndrewLB gets out whip, candles and enema.
<AndrewLB> I've got your discovery right here bitch.

<YehhNO> how i download irc?

<myst> yeah i suck at snowboarding too
<myst> skiing easier
<Joshua> yeah, i broke my arm and then my dad walked up to my
twisted wreck of a body and told me i was faking it.
<Joshua> he wouldn't even take me to the doctor's until my mom
came home and yelled at him.
<myst> lol! ah parents

<Kaje> my friend at camp brought his psx and gathered us all
into his room to watch him beat it

Last night, I was looking up at the stars, and I thought to
myself, where the fuck is my ceiling?!?

<GiLtY2> oh god, this program is killing me
* crumpiano fights off program
* GiLtY2 has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<crumpiano> i guess the program got him

<fragglet> you broke up with your boyfriend because he killed
your uptime?
<Isky> fragglet : more or less, yes

<Phuser> fuck me.
<FadeJade> Why
<Phuser> i have no good reason

<ag> Diablo-D3: Have you considered Front Page?  It's much
easier, and you still get to look dumb.

<c41yp50> "If elected, Kerry will appoint Captain Planet as
secretary of defense, but the military will crumble when
everyone realizes how stupid the power of heart is."

<tague> i want to start a new movement, lets replace God with
Allah in
<tague> the pledge and see how long it lasts
<Deke> i wanna replace with it with spam
<Deke> let companies bid on the phrase and raise some cash
<tague> there's an idea
<Deke> "One nation, under < For Rent > "

<MrWhippy> The term 'Bisexual' is the politicly correct way to
say you fuck anything

<Onux> [Onux PING reply]: 2mins 48secs
<Onux> =(
<rich> man
<rich> i could probably drive out to you
<rich> say something
<rich> and drive back to peoria
<rich> and it'd be faster than if i typed it here

<+Onima> ioops
<@kal-el> iOops?
<@kal-el> heh
<+Onima> oops
<@kal-el> thats the new mac error system :P
<+Onima> lol

<Random> I wanna do a cpu stress test
<Valaris> please to install norton antivirus
<Valaris> aol
<Valaris> and windows

<meiscoole:#pc> my ethernet card isn't lighting up and
displaying physical
connection.  Any one have any idea why?
<munky:#pc> broke ethernet cable
<meiscoole:#pc> what is an ethernet cable?

(nexxai) you don't know pain until you try and compile eggdrop
on a 486
(nexxai) each line goes by, and you cheer because you weren't
sure if it had frozen or not D;

<felix> what is asl?
<felix> asshole?

<daenonok> not unless you wanna get rodney king'd
<daenonok> nerd style
<R4g3^o^M4g3> I've seen it before.
<R4g3^o^M4g3> Plastic keyboard wrist-rests and optical
mice...it ain't pretty.
<R4g3^o^M4g3> According to the police report "Six geeks who
wish to remain unnamed mauled a defenseless jock in a birrage
of girly punches and kicks, while repeating a (believed to be
satanic) chant; '0wn3d d00d!"

<]S[fuze> well i just got home from my interview
<]S[fuze> i hate this shit like i rip off my tie and my dress
shirt and slacks and expect like hot sex like those damn soap
operas but i get IRC and DRAK
<Drak`> :(

<0oyeaho0> Hey, i have a new boyfriend.  hes so dreamy, and
i'm so in love with him.  Hes so nice and sweet.  I just adore
him.  I feel like ive known him forever.
<oaklandfoo1> where's he from?
<0oyeaho0> uh, im not sure.

<kingmob> someone broke into our apartment once
<kingmob> he didn't take anything
<kingmob> he left a ten dollar bill
<Guyver3> did he leave money?
<Guyver3> hahahaha
<kingmob> i am *so* not shitting
<kingmob> that ruined my whole week
<kingmob> plus, my dipshit roommate spent the ten bucks

<Kublah> stealing from drug dealers is like takin candy from a
well armed baby

<Spidey> i don't mail shit anyway
<DooD> yeah fuck mailing stuff, i DCC it

<dinarchvs> man
<dinarchvs> i should buy condoms
<abraham> why?
<abraham> your hand have an STD?

<Kinsy> my gf thought i was a raging paedo friday
<Kinsy> i said i was taking photos of 15 year olds
<Aries> i wonder why shed get suspicious
<Kinsy> i forgot to tell her i was taking photos of her mates
little sister who was 15 and was out on the piss
<Aries> ....
<Aries> and you were taking photos because?
<Kinsy> because we were wasted and were having  fun
<Aries> with 15 year olds?
<Aries> you were drunk, having 'fun' taking photos of 15 year
olds?
<Aries> how does that NOT sound wrong in your head kins?

<+SAB3> Wow, cool site
<RiPPeRke> the version that is running local is much better
<+SAB3> Give me the url
<RiPPeRke> http://localhost/alpha/news.php
<+SAB3> Doesn't work
<RiPPeRke> It works fine over here
<+SAB3> no dude, it doesn't work ...

<griffin> im disappointed in my mom
<pagan> me too
<pagan> she did a bad job

<The-Virus> any C programmer here :)
<wf> yea i got a C in programming class
<wf> that count?

<Hoju> I'm not going to stalk you or anything.
<BioHazard> yeah right mr stalky mcstalker
<Hoju> rofl
<BioHazard> if that is your real name

<ignatz> If you piss off enough people, it's hard to tell the
difference between a distributed denial of service attack and
public opinion.

<Never> Okay, I'm not really going to be a novelist, it just
sounds a lot better than "autistic retard constantly lost in
own fantasy world"

<@AniDean> THIS FREAK NAMED NICKSERV KEEPS ASKING ME FOR MY
PASSWORD
<+darkmind> Report him :x
<+darkmind> Or try to flood him off

<Knighted> korosu: Nah, next month we'll get 9/11-themed Jenga

Zedian: D&D Monopoly
Pregga Zexas: "I land at Wallstreet Avenue and roll a critical
hit so all of the orcs in your hotels die."

This is during a joke where 2-D is acting Japanese in another
room
<The_2-D> He said ditto to me, and I said ditto is japanese
for truck
<Ten> AHAHAHA
<Ten> TRUCK
<The_2-D> So he will go through the rest of his life telling
people ditto is Japanese for truck.
<Ten> lets hope so
<The_2-D> And on my death bed, someone will end up using the
word ditto, and someone around my bed will say, "that's
Japanese for truck."
<Ten> AHAHAHAHA
<Ten> youll die laughing
<Ten> and no one will know why

<cat_gurrrl> I'm not a common street hooker! I am a self
employed roadside massage therapist!

<@Scootz> i just realized i left 'erection after death' in my
google search bar when i let my dad use the computer
<@Scootz> and it's different now

<splurge> i wish i had amazing powers of telekinesis
<splurge> i would be able to fondle boobies with my MIND!
<purenergy> ya
<purenergy> u can do that now
<purenergy> use ur imagination
<splurge> but i mean, imagine being able to stimulate a girl
in a bar
<splurge> just stick a finger of telekinetic force up her
spatch
<splurge> wiggle it around
<splurge> vibrate
<splurge> all sorts of crazy shit
<splurge> then get a good grip and gently lead her over to a
seat beside you
<splurge> you'd get so much play it wouldn't even be funny

<euphoria> we had drugs sex and rock and roll now all we have
is aids crack and techno

(Freddo) wasnt tetris supposed to be a statement about the
futility of a capitalist government
(Freddo) ?
(jayseven) O_o
(jayseven) dude
(jayseven) it was just a game
(jayseven) :P
(Freddo) yeah but it was coded by a red :P
(jayseven) you mean.. the blocks symbolise the commies?
(Freddo) i think the blocks symbolise money
(Dom^TopSpin) O_O
(Freddo) or maybe debts
(Dom^TopSpin) lol
(pdhq64) make a row of money, and it disappears?
(Freddo) something like that
(Freddo) its an important message to the children of today :P
(jayseven) maybe it's the publics efforts to banish their
tyrant
(jayseven) the more of them that attempt to reach the top, the
more likely they'll make a line and.. er.. dissapear

<brad> anyone know where i can find a hitman?
<maff> www.amihitmanornot.com

[RainWind] what's the point of a big pipe if you can't get any
uptime?
[RainWind] that appliest to both sex and downloads mind you

<Brock> Work work work!
<Brock> That's all I do for me
<Brock> You'd think I'd pay me in something other than
handjobs.

SansMuse: is there a word for using words in a passage from a
language other than the one you're writing in?
mr telnorp: Pretentiousness?

<zamros> WHEN I SAW IT I WANTED TO SHIT MY PANTS
<zamros> THEN I REALIZED I WAS ON THE TOILET
<zamros> SO I JUST SHIT RIGHT THERE

<Gudrow> I hope I get hired
<jre> wear a miniskirt to the interview
<jre> show some leg and some nutsack

<s0ul> all i know is, i know where the chloroform is in the
lab now..... i'll have a date one way or the other for
Valentine's Day

<sai sce> what's up?
<marc> nm, just plotting to kill my psych teacher
<sai sce> he'd probably be like "THE GUN SHOWS THAT YOU FEAR
INTIMACY!!!"
<sai sce> while you were shooting him.

<WintrHawk> you know... 100hz is the resonance freq of a
chicken head
<WintrHawk> a power company found that out the hard way

<blazemore> <SonGohanX> from age 0-4 was like, playskool toys
<blazemore> <SonGohanX> 5-13 was nintendo and sega
<blazemore> <SonGohanX> 14-present IRC
<blazemore> <SonGohanX> that was my life in a nutshell
<LkAway1> * blazemore is now known as SonGohanX

<jc> I have a dream.
<ailie> I had a dream.
<jc> Did yours involve fourteen twenty-three year old horny
Amazon women?
<ailie> No.
<jc> Sadly, neither did mine.
<jc> I can't seem to get a grip on this directed dreaming
thing.

[Kradical] NANOG = North American Network Operators Group
[Kradical] an organization of ISPs and NSPs (ISPs of ISPs)
that is highly influential on how the internet operates
[Kara] :o
[Kara] I thought the internet ran on 4chan and porn.

* Typhlosion has joined #studio64
<Gina`> There! It's complete!
<Typhlosion> What's complete?
<Typhlosion> I'm sick of not knowing what's going on!
<Chris_A> That's because people sometimes have conversations
on the internet without you being there!
<Chris_A> It's shockingly ill-mannered, I know!
<Gina`> Sometimes.
<Chris_A> I know I hate it when people are talking in the
street and I have to butt in and demand they tell me what they
were talking about. Assholes.

<wonderllamah> ill bet a banana would kick an apples ass in a
fight beacause it could unpeel itself to have two mighty
banana parts fighting
<wonderllamah> the peel to bind it and the soft core to smash
it into submission.

<Guest88468> if you ever try to kick me or ban me i will get
my uncle(irc opp) after you and by the way i have a nuke and a
mail bomb on the way asshole

<lungfish> your job like involved relocation AND gay sex
<Rottencrotch> wuts ur point
<LuftWaffle-away> he didnt want to relocate

<Object> well if a girl can speak of how different men taste
and how it relates to their physic I'd say she's pretty much a
slut

<ToiletDuc> I remember when I first came to the realization
that I was a geek.... I came home from working on a router lab
all day at school, picked up the phone, and dialed the IP
address for Router C

<ix> man that offer for cash perked you right up
<vermifuge> i didnt even get to the most appealing part
<vermifuge> there will be a bucket of fried chicken here for
your consumption
<goatb0y> well that fucking settles it
<goatb0y> any collared greens by chance?
<vermifuge> dude there could be

<headly> Sex is like air: Its not important unless your not
getting any.

<@Iceman> OW i just stabbed myself in the eye with a
mechanical pencil
<@Iceman> was trying to get it to stick in my ceiling, it fell
in my eye

<@Miss_Morgan> heh
<@Miss_Morgan> ok get this
<@Miss_Morgan> I came up with a marketing campaign for a new
cereal
<@Miss_Morgan> I was staring at some fruit loops I poured
myself
<@Miss_Morgan> and after about 5 minutes of staring and
munching, I realized something
<@Miss_Morgan> red... orange... yellow... green... blue...
violet
<@Miss_Morgan> it's the 6-color rainbow!
<@Miss_Morgan> so get this
<@Miss_Morgan> in an approaching perspective and going up,
stars and glitter-things coming off of the name
<@Miss_Morgan> Hom-O's
<@Miss_Morgan> and have three gay guys in the corner of the
box
<@Miss_Morgan> on the bottom of the front pane, there'll be
the slogan
<@Miss_Morgan> "They're fruity, they're colorful, they're
fabulous!"

<FreakingNeo> 20.  Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is a
fear of ____?
<Qualjyn> long words
<FreakingNeo> Winner: Qualjyn Answer: long words Time: 4.265
Streak: 1 Points: 114 WPM: 28 Rank: 2nd
<FreakingNeo> O_O

<RetardedMonkey> Fuck I drink too much coke
<RetardedMonkey> 4 x 1.25L bottles
<RetardedMonkey> 2 x 2L bottles
<RetardedMonkey> 2 x 600ML bottles
<moth> Say hello to my little friend - diabetes

<smcn> tomorrow's forecast: partly cloudy with a slight chance
of terrorism

<q[merlyn]> lem... know any good austin Perl hackers for hire?
<q[merlyn]> I'm on a hunt for one for a friend.
<archon> for a job?
<Stupid_> No, in his spare time merlyn bow-hunts for perl
programmers by their scent.

<Undine> To celebrate football fan twattishness, Birmingham
will once again shut down.
<Undine> Because of the fracas of the last match, twats
climbing onto bus roofs as they waited in traffic.
<Undine> The routes around the major bars will be shut.
* Hawx imagines Birmingham "shutting down"...
<Hawx> Like Christmas lights going off...
<Hawx> "It is now safe to turn off your Birmingham"