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[mcgruff] [mp3] abba - dancing queen @ 192 kbps
[owner] now playing: geri halliwell - it's rainin' men.mp3
[owner] you  just got one-upped gruff
[azninvazn] i don't know how i mistyped '#513' as '#
mp3sforqueers', but i'm getting the fuck out of here
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[mcgruff] ^5

<Meyowith> 875 sparks one piston does
<Meyowith> on a v8
<Meyowith> doing 7000rpms
<CrazySpence> pfft
<CrazySpence> my hard drive does more RPM than that
<CrazySpence> lol
<Meyowith> but how much torque does your harddrive have
<Meyowith> :P
<nataku> more than a HONDA
<Meyowith> HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAHHA

[Glare]: Hey guess what i did last night?
[Tank]: Im assuming something revolving around....."My mother/
Sister"???
[Glare]: damnit.
[Tank]: Owned.
[Glare]: Agreed.
Glare bows in acceptance of ownage.

<Zeddicus> i like Dungeon Seige, but its not something that
hooks me like a good FPS does, or a good RTS
<agentM> i like dating games
<Zeddicus> i dont
<Zeddicus> i always lose

<default> say something nice to my mom if your around
<magpie> who's your mom
<magpie> that lady chainded up in the closet
<default> no the women looking over my shoulder

<Jagfire> I gotta virus
<wwestnilee> speaking of virus
<wwestnilee> when i dl hundreds of porn videos and stuff
<wwestnilee> i rename them to like "virus1" "virus2" and stuff
<Jagfire> o.O
<wwestnilee> then my parents see these files and they dont
want to open them
<wwestnilee> thats how to prevent parents from looking at ur
porn

(Fee^) i try to help...it's only a 28.8 , so pack a lunch

<Twinge> I just got a pop-up for a product that kills
pop-ups.  Hypocrysy at it's finest.

<@BalefireX> you dated a sea mammal
<+Spexor_> if you ask her we never dated
<@YucA> man
<@YucA> i dunno whats worse
<@YucA> that he admits to dating a sea mammal
<@YucA> or that said sea mammal wouldnt admit to dating him

<Axlar`cleaning> shhhhh
<pizza> i didnt make a sound... you ever hear a pizza make a
sound?
<Wey> crunch?
<Goatman> i heard a pizza scream once
<Goatman> but maybe that was the kid i baked in it

<GD[IceCream]> brb, eating ice cream and blueberries. ^_^
<The_Ayatollah> blueberries piss me off
<The_Ayatollah> if you step on one, they're not even friggin'
blue
<The_Ayatollah> lying bastard fruits

<Tip|3dpong> I watched Real Sex once
<Tip|3dpong> and these two hot lesbians were making out in a
tub
<Tip|3dpong> and I was fapping hardcore
<Tip|3dpong> I was like "YA YA YA!"
<Tip|3dpong> then they stood up and they both had huge penises

<SenorWeird> ugh. I need help
<Duckie5147> with what?
<SenorWeird> I got to the end of a page in this novel i'm
reading and I hit the "page down" button on my keyboard.
<Duckie5147> hahaha
<Duckie5147> you need to read things not one the screen
<SenorWeird>  and when the page didn't turn, I got pissed and
grabbed the mouse and was like where's the damn scroll bar"
<SenorWeird>  and then I realized...."you're reading a book.
let the mouse go."

<Twingy> almost as annoying as you dal, except your hear
longer
<DAL9000> that would be almost insulting if it were
grammatically correct

<chron> YO BITCH YOU WANNA GET FUCKIN RAPED? AIGHT IMMA BUST
IT OUT LIGH DIZ <boom boom boom> WELL IMMA TCP TO YO FTP THEN
PUMP U FULLA PENIS.C CUZ IMMA HACKAH BITCH I DONT FEEL NO
PAIN, I PLAY COUNTERSTRIKE AND EMULATE MAIM, U SUCK MY COX
WHILE I ROOT YOUR BOX WHILE MY DRONES PACKET INTO YOUR GAY
WINSOCKS, IMMA HACKAH IN THE NIGHT WHEN THE TIME IS NOCTURNAL
SO KISS MY DRONES AND SAY PEACE TO KERNEL. WHAT WHAT WHAT
WEBSIIIIIIITE

<DMC[isje]> i cant even count the number of times i have
jerked off while talking to you guys

<megate> solve
<megate> The word has 7 letters, preceded by God, greater than
God, more evil than the devil, and if you eat it, you will
die.
<+Jigsy> Apple only has six letters.

<mewse> contrary to popular belief there are periods where i
dont feel like drinking
<mewse> these periods, i call "hangovers"

<Mystiq`> i wish you spoke better english
<[SePtOr]> i should not
<[SePtOr]> i dont have why... you understand what i wanna
say... It even matter

<n> i bet that game is gonna sell huge
<n> just cause people will be like... ah well its only $20
<faz__> well its fun, they deserve it
<anathema> yeah
<Stonefire[i]> now that n opened his mouth, it's gonna tank
<faz__> haha
<anathema> haha
<koko> bahaha
<Stonefire[i]> ya jinx'd it
<faz__> sam sells 6 copies
<n> oh yeah?
<n> well in that case
<n> i bet stonefire will get laid soon

<SnowBlind> We need to get that professor who mutated Oranges
to have THC, so that Bacon has THC.
<^goat^> mmmmm potbacon
<SnowBlind> GET HIGH WHILE YOU FRY!
<LynchHung> lol
<SnowBlind> We'll call it JAMAICAN BACON!
<Gazoo> Oranges have THC?

Rangsk: I'm watching a movie and I hit some key by accident...
dunno which
Mmytacism: haha
Rangsk: and all the sudden something seems... not right
Rangsk: after about a minute I realize that the sound is going
2x as fast but the video is still going 1x
Mmytacism: hahahahaha
Rangsk: and I'm like... wtf... why would someone program that
as a FEATURE?

<Fury> dude! The power just went out in the house and all over
the city.
<Fury> everything is off =X
<Fury> fuck its so dark. this fucking sucks.
<Angelic[X]> Why are you still here?
quit: (Fury) ([email protected])
(Read error: Connection reset by peer)

SuprJmpmanCarp00: I can't be the only one who finds it funny
that KFC dumped Jason Alexander for their ads in favor of a
room full of black people

<LeX|NgToN> i got a blister on the inside of my hand =/
<Vagabonde> haha, from wacking off?
<LeX|NgToN> Y DOES EVERYONE ASSUME THAT?!

<santa-tim> cause the photo CRIED OUT TO BE HAXORED
<santa-tim> it said
<santa-tim> PHOTOSHOP A DICK IN HERE, IT WILL BE FUNNY

<maddops770> KDE or GNOME, it's like deciding which fat girl
you want to date.

<peng> Guilty and I never had dealings
<Guilty> Remember that time you were lonely and couldnt find
any new Brittney porn
<peng> which time
<Guilty> And I hadnt gotten a haircut in a while so my golden
locks were flowing
<Guilty> And I happen to have a tight red jumpsuit...
<Guilty> And well, you know

<Kitsa> dammit I hate my hotmail account
<Kitsa> I HAD 413 SPAM E-MAILS
<Kitsa> since 2:00 this morning
<Kitsa> according to them, I can make money sitting on my ass
<Kitsa> while fucking Britney Spears and taking human growth
hormone

<sweetlisa> hi i'm singel and lookin for a bf...private msg me
:)
<Ninja_Dib> i have a gf
<DJMORGAN> i have a bf
<Johnsee> I have a gf
<psynapse> i have wood
<knokturnal> i have a milf
<Ninja_Dib> LOL
<DJMORGAN> knokturnal: you know if u actually say that
including the acronym that doesnt sound very good

<ripper> I told u I was hardcore

<Gorilla> all the other kids got cool sutff like "Air!"
"Earth!" "Fire!" and the poor little Indian kid kinda
sheepishly whimpered at the end "....heart...."
<neored13> They should've given him Metal.
<GKSetzer> he could be like a glam rocker
<Zephy> oh yeah. then he'd have been gary glitter.
<Zephy> "AIR" "FIRE" EARTH" "PAEDOPHILE"

* @etelmo gets the RIAA on Merlin for his MP3's
<Merlin> what MP3s?
<@etelmo> They can find anything, even if it isnt there
<@etelmo> they should make em search iraq
<Merlin> haha

<Ghand|ForceMonkeys> You know what I saw today that was really
sad?
<Ghand|ForceMonkeys> We got these quizzes back in US History.
They were on some civil war stuff...
<Ghand|ForceMonkeys> One of the questions was "What was
Lincoln's original reason for fighting the civil war?"
<Ghand|ForceMonkeys> This girl behind me had written "To
defeat the north."
<Ghand|ForceMonkeys> It made my head hurt.
<Yardbomb> Ghand....Those kind of people are fake
<Yardbomb> they must be robots, because there is no fucking
way a real person can really be that stupid
* Raxc raises his hand.
<CoMpUdOc> He's got a point there, Yardbomb.

* F9|Zzz [ Your Mother - Intimate Moaning and Groaning (Live
Version).mp3 ]

<LkTruth1> Hmm, I haven't realized until lately that Zophar is
using ZD to bitch about his life.
<BlackDeTh> "9/14/99 - VGB 4.5 is out, I'm still a virgin."

<Jugernaut> CLICK CLICK BOOM
<Jugernaut> today is pop metal day
<kaleido> haha
<kaleido> i like to refer to it as 'aluminum music'
<kaleido> since its not as strong as metal
<kaleido> and it will eventually fold up and be thrown out

<Fetch#acknak> 19 apache processes
<Fetch#acknak> I think maybe your mail server has a problem ;)
<karlitoX#acknak> are those forked or threaded
<Fetch#acknak> karlitoX: does it matter? its a mail server ;)
<karlitoX#acknak> it's a mail server with aspirations!  do not
stifle it's creativity

<Big_Mike> Science teachers are either really good or complete
nutcases.
<DS> sometimes both.
<CurvyEm> I'm actually topless now, i couldn't be arsed to
wear a top anymore
<DS> it is a fine line.
<DS> Well, that was a nice random interjection into a
completely random conversation.

<The-Fighter> i'm not a penis-driven tennager, unlike some
people in this room
<The-Fighter> *cough*
<BlazeHedgehog> MY PENIS DRIVES ME TO WORK EVERY DAY :D

<bogue> you need a woman ;P
<bogue> or maybe a very feminine sheep

<NASTYFEET> ANY TUFF GUYS HERE THAT WILL FIGHT MY DAD ?  MSG
ME

<Kurin> Whee new window manager
<Kurin> http://kurin.d2g.com:3001/now.jpg
* NinjaStu wonders...
-> *nickserv* ghost kurin bloom
* Kurin Quit (Killed (NickServ (Ghost: NinjaStu)))
-Services.Aniverse.Com- [kurin] has been killed
<NinjaStu> amazing
<NinjaStu> THIS IS WHY YOU DON"T TAKE A SCEEN OF YOUR NICKSERV
PASS
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megatokyo
<Kurin> Well that was rude

Cr|t|cal kicked by cajuncook (those "|"s are really obnoxious)
6:10pm
(|N-64|) those "|"'s are called pipes.
(cajuncook) well
(cajuncook) they are quite obnoxious
(gogglespy) so would #| be a hash pipe?

<Keiichi> I hope you eat a dog-shit taco and fucking die.
<|Dan|> NOT ZESTY

<|JKZ|Silvr|3ull3t> truth:  even tho i hav many girlz 2 choose
from, i am single b/c i havent found the rite one 4 me
<Mr`K> Translated from nerdspeak: No girls will go out with me

<Azr> fuck you im cerfectly poherent

<Azzy> "Don't touch me there, yer not my father".....

<Ed> I like those upside-down ketchup bottles.
<Ed> They were a long time coming, but still.
<IQpierce> They were mentioned in Revelation, as a sign of the
Apocalypse.
<IQpierce> "And yea, the moon shall become as fire, and fall
into the sea, and the ketchup bottles, they shall invert
themselves, and the winged bears shall pull the arms from the
sockets of the faithful, in thy mercy."
<IQpierce> direct quote.
<Ed> They're apocalyptically convenient!
<IQpierce> That's why their slogan for this campaign is
"Apocalycious!"
<IQpierce> And inside every cap is a free press-on 666
forehead tattoo!

<JohnnyCat> the phantasm movies are good too. along the same
thread of weird electronic
horror movie shit, a movie called cube is awesome
<JohnnyCat> http://us.imdb.com/Title?0123755
<JohnnyCat> very unique
<Somni> is that the one with the new Dax from DS9, and the
robot cop from that Tek show
(by William Shatner)?
<JohnnyCat> i'm not sure.. i don't think so. it's about these
people that get stuck in
the middle of this maze of cubes with doors on
each face of the cube.  they
have to figure out whether it's safe to move from
cube to cube, or they get
diced up
<Somni> yep, that's the one
<q[Simon]> That sounds like my office.

<SillyTweeker> yea, so i got  with this one girl last night. 
dude, she was hot as hell. we went at it while we ate cheetos.
<uniboarder> same here man, i was alone last night, so i
dressed up my hand with make-up and a little skirt and she
jerked me off for 6 hours straight.
<SillyTweeker> ...
<Uniboarder> Oh don't get all high and mighty!

<d1cer> omfg
<d1cer> i just shit the bigest shit in the world
<d1cer> :/
<d1cer> it was like a fucking legg
<LivinDead> lol
<LivinDead> how big was it?
<d1cer> umm
<d1cer> k
<d1cer> hold on leme get my ruler

<Lestat> I can't just turn on the funny like some fountain of
funny.
<ally> ...
<ally> why the fuck not?
<Lestat> I have to milk it from the special cows.

<j4yj0hn> oh, a kid in my class got called to the office for
stalking a girl
<Threeboy> strange kids.
<j4yj0hn> she caught him in her yard with a camera
<Threeboy> just say it was a project.
<Threeboy> unless he was naked.
<Threeboy> then say it was an ART project.

<BiZZY> GOD DAMNIT!
<Strom> ?
<BiZZY> only doctor close to me that will check me under title
19 is my ex g/f's mom
<Strom> ...so?
<BiZZY> I know her really well
<BiZZY> kind of odd, I'd be having my groin checked
<Strom> i imagine that would make you more comfortable than
having a stranger prod your groin
<BiZZY> no I'd rather have someone I don't know that I won't
probly see again do it
<BiZZY> than someone whose daughter used to play with the same
area

<moira> while*(not tvomit) { dinrk} l // OMG I wronte a
PROGMRA

<@drew> saceist is a kind of person who always has that dumb
look on his face.
<@saceist> huh?

ð Eviepurr has a magic tail and will grant all wishes
<ieatrocks> i wish your tail to catch on fire

<ch> Cn linux just drop some chrcters from the keybord or is
it more likely tht my lptop keybord is bd?

<Reno> I wonder who the joker is that is sending me such a
huge e-male
<EIGHTBALL> an e-male?
<EIGHTBALL> damn
<EIGHTBALL> can I get an e-female anywhere?
<EIGHTBALL> preferrably not huge

<Mud_Shark> Dagger thinks an orgy is using more than one
magazine

<Kefka_> Rap is for people who need to be influenced by a
culture of uneducated fools who have primary goals of "ballin"
and becoming fly by having a dope ride.

(nexxai) I just tried to light my smoke, but I forgot to put
it in my mouth, and burnt my nose :(
(nexxai) I lit the lighter, then realized the smoke was still
on the desk
(nexxai) D:

<Damarr> Theres a topic on my TV newsgroup entitled "I can't
get it up". Do I dare enter?
<Naivete> NO
<r0gue> go for it
<Damarr> Phew, he was talking about a satellite dish

<Trax> Raider are you on LSD?
<Raider> ehh, no Im on DSL

Lckyduck322 : bitch, what the fuck do you want
theonejanitor : how are you
Lckyduck322 : i'm great and you

<@DREAD_0> you now, the only reason yanks spell phonetically
is you're all too stupid to understand the intircasies of the
english language, it's nothign to be proud of
<@DREAD_0> and yes, i realise i cant spell intricacies
<Azhrarn> nothign?
<@DREAD_0> or nothing
<Azhrarn> or know

<cj_> this guy is selling STEAKS door to door
<jej> SWEET.
<cj_> he's hella pushy too.
<jej> BUY MY STEAK!
<cj_> he's giving her his cellphone number
<cj_> he actually brought stake with him to show her
<jej> LOOK AT MY STEAK!
<cj_> he's showing her each piece of meat now
<spides> ahaha
<spides> Door to Door Meat
<spides> maybe he's propositioning her in some weird fetishy
way
<cj_> this guy is a freak
<cj_> if i had answered the door he woulda been gone about 10
minutes ago
<cj_> who the hell does door-to-door at 8:30
<spides> who the fuck sells steak door to door
<cj_> good fucking question. this guy might be a  nut

<Miss_RPM> they used to say i was named after some chick dad
saw in a dirty magazine..