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<Iced_Eyes> Hi, Renegade.
<Renegade> s4wp 1c3d_1z?!?!?!?!?
<Renegade> sorry, i had to counteract your grammer

<LuceNT> i don't download and install crap
<Mr2001> that's why you don't get the girls.
<LuceNT> because i don't fill my computer with garbage?
<Mr2001> you have to put up with crap.

<nach0king> "i had a gay time at the zoo today" - is that a
slur?
<@Technogeek> Depends what 'gay' is supposed to mean. It could
mean either a good time, or that you got assraped by one of
the animals.

mx> i'm pretty sure XP comes with the same partitioning
snap-in as windows 2000
<mx> anything else would be ridiculous
<norsende> yea i thought fdisk would be included but no
<mx> no fdisk
<norsende> dunno if there's some new proggie
<mx> i don't have an english windows, so i can't tell you.
Here, it's on Start/Programme/Verwaltung/Computerverwaltung/
Datenspeicher/Datenträgerverwaltung (gawd, I HATE windows)

DesusGrimm: Get out of the bitter barn and play in the hay!
DesusGrimm: someone actually put that as their info.
DesusGrimm: someone that I once made out with.
Lord Galadriel: meagan
DesusGrimm: WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS UNTIL THE END OF TIME
DesusGrimm: fuck.
Lord Galadriel: lol

<Milphey> everytime i think pyee can't get any gayer he opens
his mouth and manage to put another cock in it

<kolby> my mom doesn't even have confidence in me
<kolby> she was like, hey did you get my e-mail?
<kolby> and im like "nope, just spam...send it again"
<kolby> sure enough, she sends it again with the subject
reading "Don't have a sex life? Enlarge your penis!"

* cococutie does the deaf hottie victory dance :)
<Rhelik> cococutie: deaf hottie?  why deaf?
<estranger> Rhelik: mainly cus she can't hear  =)

<the|navigator> I want a doormat that says: Home Sweet
Localhost.

<Keris> hes gotta damn kid and a wife. he must get some
<DigDug> from the kid
<Keris> even better

<NCOIC> StarDog, you should see my electronic warfare arsenal.
I've got virii and trojans and worms soo old they 'dropped
them' from most defensive software...

<JonnyButt> dont you hate it when you are making out with a
chick
<Dunebug> no
<JonnyButt> and she has a penis

<blazemore> one of my friends that i haven't talked to in
forever said "Hey what's up" through icq last night
<blazemore> i didn't say anything though cause last time she
said whats up she just needed a cd burned :|
<mightyflo> cdrs before hos

(seiki) &google inflatable+goat
(fnet) Google (inflatable+goat): http://
www.vacationbibleschool.com/v_newfeatures.html

<d-snp> Warning, premature end of input, use <Shift> + <Enter>
to avoid this message.
<d-snp> Maple tells me the same thing all the girls do :(

Droogie1115: my grandma is coming dowm tommorrow and my mom is
going to uconn on sunday
Droogie1115: its going to fucking suck
Droogie1115: i cant stand my grandma being here
Droogie1115: because when she is here i cant sleep past 7 30
napalm 256: she wake u up
Droogie1115: because she wakes up and takes the nastiest dump
that smells up teh whole house and i just wanna kill myself

*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Nova_Zion
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Nova_Zion
TwistedSlinky: See.  Channy *really* likes you.  But watch
out.  Now that's he's opped you twice, he's gonna expect you
to put out.

<neck> my arse has fucking fallen asleep again ..
<neck> i cant get it up
<neck> i mean get up

[Warmonger] my phone is always off in fact
[AstralSin] my grandma would kick my ass if i didnt answer
every once in a while
[AstralSin] and of course, there's always the slim hope that a
girl will call
[AstralSin] but they never do
[AstralSin] other than my grandma, but thats not the same
[Warmonger] someone else's grandma maybe
[AstralSin] ew

<Jim> what the fuck
<Jim> where did this porn get on my computer fro---
<Jim> oooh

<jolt> this sucks
<jolt> i joined #insomniacs, but they're all sleeping

<VenomX> Morgan Fairchild is scary
<VenomX> she is like 70 and she looks 25
<Trimangle> would you do her?
<VenomX> im a sexualy deprived male working on thanksgiving
and chatting on IRC what do you think

<fimmtiu>  asylum, then your disk is full. *shrug*  Wield rm
-f wildly.
<asylum_>  fimmtiu. yeah right dude.
<DemoN>  rm -f is too slow.  newfs.
<rudefix>  hell, i just prefer to take the disk out and lick
it!

<dodge> oh shit, i got icecream on my keyboard
<dodge> shit, now chocolate
<dodge> i should clean it instead of mashing it under the keys

<tokage> i have emotional states: apathy and irritation, which
would you like me to direct at you?
? tokage/#kuro5hin smirks
<ragabr> tokage: irritation if it leads to spankings and
nipple clamps
<vsync> which one comes with a free beer?
<tokage> hmm..both probably

<Jessica> lol my grandpa has gay dogs Lol
<Jessica> he has two big dogs and they are both boys and they
were umm lol
<Anthony> I SAW!
<Anthony> that's sick
<Anthony> heh
<Jessica> my day was boring
<Anthony> not that boring if you saw gay dogs! heh
<Jessica> I laughed and told them to get out of me
<Jessica> lol
<Jessica> OOPS
<Jessica> out of my room
<Jessica> not me
<Anthony> hahahahahahahaha

<Thermo-nC-> Why do newbies use X in thier names ?
<-=X=-> I'm nota n00b you fucking mofo fucker!
<Thermo-nC-> I rest my case ;E

<pKx> My car was running without the battery installed.. man,
the alternator was spilling amps all over my driveway
<pKx> how do you clean that shit up?
<`72`Monte> lol pkx :>
<spazzer> i usually use a dirty sock
<spazzer> oh
<spazzer> wrong topic

<EFX> I'm sick of people bashing kiddie porn

* dfs|Sleep is now known as dfs|Sleeping|Really
<dfs|Sleeping|Really> Really!
<dfs|Sleeping|Really> Damn you all.
<dfs|Sleeping|Really> night
<Ant> if you really want to sleep i can timeban you until
morning. :P
* Quits: ChanServ ([email protected]) (*.net
*.split)
<Ant> ... or not.

<eTombotron> purges are an essential part of a healthy society
=-= eTombotron was booted from #homeworld by kally (ps
everyone he never existed)

<JFalcon> sex is too much work... and the customers always
complain.

<skwerrel> sigh...sometimes i really wish i could just ignore
my brain and become a christian

[Zammo] missee, humans are the only species that do it front
on
[Zammo] so over a long time, females evolved boobs
[Zammo] because it matched the attractive effect of a good
looking arse

<unchellmatt> I work for a police station.
<unchellmatt> s'fun.
<enaz> hmm I'd like to meet the ppl in the cyber crime div
<goatasaur> enaz: you will someday

<_Godless_> other night, was fucking hella drunk
<_Godless_> next day I'm thirsty and I see a cup and I'm
thinking alright. I got that before I went to bed last night.
Water on
<_Godless_> well the first sip tasted funny, like it was
watered down really bitter beer
<_Godless_> then the second time I started thinking wtf, did I
drop a fucking tylenol in it when I was hungover in the
morning
<_Godless_> well I finaly decide to get up and change the
water .. that's when I notice the nice yellow hue
<ravnus> rofl
<_Godless_> I just hope it was mine >_<

<brak> hey bro, heard you were...cooking
<Time> fire engines gave it away?

<cass> 13 year old with the nick
<cass> 'WyLdiNbEd'
<suzie> lol
<crucial-> means she wets the sheets

<EvILEyE|ESC> OWWW
<EvILEyE|ESC> I just put a deep gash in my toe
<Bean_Bandit> Good job!
* Bean_Bandit gives EvILEyE|ESC 10 points.
<Goku_D_Luffy> use ur evil powers to heal it
<EvILEyE|ESC> I put rubbing alchohol on it
<Bean_Bandit> Try saltwater next time.
<Kuno> try vinigar
<Swaydude|Naptime> iodine hurts more
<Kuno> ketchup
<Bean_Bandit> WASABI

<baguette> and it's a pain in the ass
<baguette> guys, that is
<waffles> You're probably doing it wrong then....

epilnivek: I don't know what time i'll be there... i've got a
date with ashley and her Wii
epilnivek: that sounds horrible
parabolo: yes it does
epilnivek: but I really do mean the nintendo

ð madbomber/#twilight_zone 'does' sara
ð sara creams
<xyst> sara: you forgot an s.

<Back2Basics> My wife thinks up the strangest reasons to get
offline...
<Dralock> ?
<Dralock> Like what?
<Dralock> for her to get offline, or for oyou?
<Back2Basics> she says she's having contractions about 4 min
apart or something...
<Dralock> Wow
<Dralock> sounds like she's having a baby
<Back2Basics> Right NOW ... so I have to get offline ... wish
us luck...

<gegi> same reason people look down on you if you're into BDSM
but prefer the man to be the dom
<Naivete> people look down on that?
<Naivete> why?
<Nicademus> cause the girl is tied to the floor duh
<Nicademus> kinda hard to look up at her

Geeky Weezer Fan: Gay Cruises are for gay people....
onkeybutt87: they are?
onkeybutt87: uh-oh
onkeybutt87: Dad's not going to be happy about that one

<dingo> did you hear the polish government bought 5000 septic
tanks?
<twolovvers> what in the hell for?
<twolovvers> well, as soon as they figure out how to drive
them, they're going to invade germany.
<twolovvers> huh?
<twolovvers> I'm very naive, and I pay no attention to world
news
<twolovvers> so if your bullshitting me I havn't a clue
<dingo> septic tanks....drive them...going to invade...
<dingo> umm...
<dingo> you dye your hair blonde lately?
<twolovvers> no it's dark brown with a hint of red
<twolovvers> septic tanks aren't meant to be driven
<dingo> ...
<twolovvers> so your making a polish joke to mock them?
<dingo> i think they're mocking themselves at this point.

<Demamas> RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR! *explodes*
<Nyphur> BAD! NO BONE FOR Demamas! BACK IN YOUR CAGE !!
*** Signoff: Demamas (Ping timeout)
<Nyphur> oops
<Nyphur> I forgot I left his cage off the server

<Keiichi> the BSOD doesn't mean you win anything
<PrettzL> It's not like triple sevens :P
<Keiichi> not even close
<Keiichi> it's more like the slot machine punches you in the
face and laughs

<Nighters> I've decided that if i'm not happy when i'm 40 i'm
going to kill 2-3 people who are like 18-19 with BRIGHT ASS
FUTURES

<ninth> creed is the cutting edge
<JtHM> just cuz they make you want to slit your wrists doesn't
make them cutting edge

<Guilty> I see, your ignorance expands far beyond ATI video
cards

Clayton: man, i am so tired..but my bed is full of dog puke.

<TheMyst> hey, anyone here use a radar detector?
<Customz> yes why myst?
<Customz> i only use it so i know when to stash the blunt
<Customz> fuck speeding

<blazemore> don't make me press nine limp inches against your
forehead and leave a sweaty red mark from the moist underside
<Nikki> sorry

(zoo0oop) has anyone ever been known to get frostbite from
being in a data center for many hours without a hot drink?

<Chaos[X]> Overclocking can screw everything up.
<Chaos[X]> I've seen it break up marriages.

<razzberri> but by the time i shower and get prettied up it
will be raining again :
<Shiva-TPF-> by the time I shower and get prettied up the sun
will have burnt out.

<Sir Mordred> I was a real bad mo'fo in high school
<lancelot> do you play chess Mordred?
<Sir Mordred> Yeah I used to play a few times a week

<SwampGas> Opoth: you're just angry cause i didn't sex you up
last night
<SwampGas> now keep it out of here
<SwampGas> it's not MY fault it went limp
<SwampGas> YOU DIDN"T SHAVE
<SwampGas> and unshaven anuses turn me off

Tom - "Are you using networking cable to pull the sled?"
Dave - "Yea, it's only 10baseT, but it should be fast enough."

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* Cold_Lich sets mode: -ooo Deleter Elight|Xenosaga
KamikazeChicken|Away
* Cold_Lich sets mode: -o Arieswind
* Cold_Lich whistles innocently

TC3743: My laptop is ghetto.
sgtpudding: sweet, does it cuss at you and say things like
'bling bling'?
TC3743: Haha , yeah I came home and it was pimping out the
toaster to the coffee machine =/
sgtpudding: LOL
sgtpudding: it's probably thinking "stop being a playa' hater"
right now
TC3743: lol
TC3743: I dunno, we just got a new rice cooker...

<bumjock> man I need a hobby
<bumjock> legal this time
<bumjock> none of that "registering as a sex offender" hobbies
<bumjock> Its kind of freaky every time I move to a new town
every knows what I look like and who I am before I get there

<+TanAdept> Sort of like the game Empire Earth.
<+TanAdept> Which "takes you through 20,000 years of human
history--in real time."

<JesterX> am i lagged or are you all jackin off?

<zaney> if you have the fucking internet why jizz in the
shower?

(jayo) heh, apparently when i was 4 my dad took me to the
pool, i saw a black guy and said "hey dad.. its michael
jackson"

<tabooli> A drunken friend recently mispronounced "continental
drift," and it came out sounding like "cunnilingual drift." We
brainstormed a few meanings for cunnilingual drift before
settling on this one: When a person's tongue drifts down to a
woman's anus, on purpose or by accident, during an intense
session of cunnilingus.

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<KeeperX> ashton: http://www.goatse.cx
<Ashy_Boy> ?
* KeeperX waits
<Ashy_Boy> (^#*&#(*^$*&^$#(*&^#(*&^$(*&^#(*&
<KeeperX> BAHAHAHHAHA
<Ashy_Boy> FUCK YOU