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<+AdamR> bahahahahahah just got a reply from zen about that
gateway being named "gay-dsl1"
<Er00`> Oh?
<Pru> WEEEEEEEEEEEE
<+AdamR> Hi Adam, All of our DSL gateways are named after
renowned philosophers, in this case Gay is named for John Gay,
see the below website for more information; http://
www.philosophypages.com/dy/g.htm
<TheDon> rofl
<+AdamR> notice how there isnt a picture of him on that site
<Er00`> Hehe
<+AdamR> thats the best fucking techincal support response
i've ever had

(+comatosis) I DID IT! my first fucking mod! I took off my
video card fan which is puny shit and added a BIG one :P
(+comatosis) how much performance will i gain
(+t0by`) none

Topic is 'The Official Anti-AOL Channel - Kill America
Online!!!'
* Set by [email protected] on Sat Oct 05
12:40:33

<pritch> yeah well i do an english writing degree
<Linguica> do have

<Ohrly> so some idiot crashes into a power pole and I get
queued because of it
<Ohrly> where is the justice
<shane\sleepa> lol...
<Slapparappa> If he's dead, its there.

<gloone> reptile is into older women.. and he gets his pics in
#100%preteensexpix

<Taco> I fear for my little cousin
<Taco> he's going to be a loser in school...
<Taco> you know how I know?
<Taco> Because he's very much like how I was at that age...
<Taco> :/

<Noname_MiB> well im outta here, gotta go play RL, theres an
event called turkey day ahppening, later
<Crembo> RL? I think I downloaded that once but it has bad
reviews and a shitty community.
<Murph> but RL has sex
<Crembo> so do hentai games.

<tmb^work> even c64 can connect to the internet
<tmb^work> irc + web
<tmb^work> what do you need more?
<garg^work> porn :D
<triple> Porn.

<CoRDWoRK> Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
"I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink
whatever the hell comes out!"

<DaRk_oDiN>: So I get this notice in the mail saying my
application was accepted at this college I applied to.
<DaRk_oDiN>: And I'm looking to get my degree in Computer
Science and Technology from these people...
<DaRk_oDiN>: So, they schedule a placement test for me to take
to see what ther classes I need to take.
<DaRk_oDiN>: That placement test happens to be on their
website...
<DaRk_oDiN>: Turns out, their servers are friggen broken and I
have to reschedule my placement test after witing for like two
hours.
<DaRk_oDiN>: And I want these people to teach ME how to work
on computers -_-
<DaRk_oDiN>: Maybe they wanted to show me the universal
protocol of bullshitting your customers.
<DaRk_oDiN>: I mean, that's like me going to a culinary school
and they're like "Sorry, we can't seem to figure out how this
damn over turns on, you're gonna have to come back later."

14:51 <@phoniq> so these guys have three kenyans, three
indians and an egyptian
14:51 <@phoniq> and they're gonna behead one every 72 hours
14:52 <@phoniq> and their pictures are available
14:52 <@phoniq> so i think i'm gonna make a website where you
can vote for
which one should get it first
14:53 <@phoniq> see if it's possible to make the news
14:53 <@arp> damn
14:54 <@arp> Survivor: Iraq
14:54 <@phoniq> that's f***n' wrong, right?
14:54 < bean_tmt> ... can i laugh?
14:54 <@phoniq> i dunno
14:54 <@phoniq> i think a kind of shocked choke is the
appropriate response

<kuribo> either this CD player is possessed or it's trying to
tell me to take out this Avril Lavigne CD
<kuribo> i would think it was these cheap ass CDrs i bought
<kuribo> but my christina aguilera retail CD does it too
<MikeSweetser> Ted, every insight into your CD collection
reveals more of a damaged, lonely man. :)

<skold> 'the wilder funeral home - let your loved ones have a
wilder funeral' ;)
<liss> i dont think those places have mottos
<liss> it isnt mcdonalds
<skold> 'did somebody say embalming?'

<novaflare> why not use windows me
<Maralia> nova
<novaflare> then you could truely have the worlds worst ms os
hehehe
<Maralia> I was about to say
<Maralia> me < all
<novaflare> windows me owns
<novaflare> till your first crash
<novaflare> then its nothing but crashes
<Phirefly> me = gay
<Maralia> ...

<joelage-AFKage> does anyone have the "saftey regulations" on
standards of building and designing speakers?
<joelage-AFKage> i know it sounds stupid but we need it
<joelage-AFKage> :/
<Silent_Remorse> Yeah, its in my "Useless Crap" folder
<joelage-AFKage> ok
<Silent_Remorse> Let me just go dig it out.
<joelage-AFKage> send away
* Silent_Remorse hits joelage-AFKage on the head with
sarcasm's little brother, idiocy

<StrScream> my pants are back up, after almost no downtime in
the last 2 years.

<markogogo> I once had a dream that there was a huge join
flood here. And I kept screwing up when trying to set the mode
+i. :/
<Kel> geek nightmares

<Ant_> yay. my loan came through. my bank balance is no longer
preceeded by a "-".
<SC> You should've tried depositing a negative amount of
money.

<PuffinFreshWog> Lord_Lamb: a cop came to our school and said
that if two underage ppls fuck, they are, strictly by law,
raping eachother

<Contrition> made me think of an abortion party
<[Special^K]> there's parties for that?!?!
<Contrition> yeah. kind of like a baby shower, but the mother
can drink.

<Ash> KIEV, Ukraine (AP) -- A Ukrainian candy company has
begun marketing what may be the stickiest, richest and most
fattening holiday treat on the market: pure pork fat covered
in chocolate.

Fileman  i slept like a baby last night
DuFF  suckin your thumb and shittin the bed?

<Shaft> this is nice, customer calls in and opens a
troubleticket, hes been suspended for non pay and his CC
declined. Only way to turn abck on is by certified funds
<Shaft> heres the kicker
<Shaft> They are a collection agency

<[ric]> are you going to start wearing clothes after the court
case?

<Drewtetz> new internet pickup line! "Girl, you're so hot your
file extension should be .fap!"

cwelks: I found out that if you are out of dishwashing
detergent, that you shouldnt replace it in the dishwasher with
Tide.
cwelks: Bubbles all over the kitchen
jmmoxey: HAHAHAHA
cwelks: Not my brightest moment

<Wevah> BUY YOUR COMMUNION WAFERS NOW!
<Wevah> SMALL
<Wevah> MEDIUM
<Wevah> LARGE
<Wevah> WHOLE JESUS SIZE

(Arwen`) spell check on the serch engin is so nice :)

<Ajplus1> My plan is to make a steel ball, put my video games
and chips in there, then roll myself into the ocean, where
I'll be safe
<zardolf> how will you get out?
<Ajplus1> I don't think that far

<Rockman> anyone can be an idiot, but it takes a special kind
of stupid to match kornbix
<kornbix> proove it

<@Dza> you g/f's so fat her pic is ~3 megs?

* Nalixor gives candle the bird.
<candle> a parrot?
* Nalixor gestures rudely at candle.

* @PsykoDave eats his King Sized Chicken & Mushroom Pot Noodle
<@GregTG> Wow dave.
<@GregTG> That's a long way to go for a synonym of "cock"

[mdtown] I wouldn't screw Dionne Warwick with a 10-meter
extendopenis.
[Jade Lotus] lol
[mdtown] You've never heard the term extendopenis before?
[mdtown] Well, welcome to a new level of human consciousness.
[mdtown] "Go Go Gadget Cock!"

<Cow> the night is young! so young that If I were to have sex
with it, it wouldn't know what I was doing, would be scarred
for life and develop multiple personality disorder to evade
the shock!
<Cow> ....
<Cow> ...
<Cow> seriously.

<@Max> this ball spinning crap is crazy
<@Max> this guy would be popular at a rave :P
<@Alice`> Anyone at a rave would be popular
<@Alice`> "HOLY SHIT THAT GUY HAS TWO LEGS OMFG WTF LOOOOL
BONG 420"

<Grant> Hey, you know what the biggest problem with all
current MMOGs is?
<Mako> insufficient boobage
<Grant> That too.

Muri> "Does it count as crossplay if Im a man, cosplaying a
man, who dresses as a woman?"
Dephemait> no... but it's STILL gay

* Tony has joined #hate
* Joe_ sets mode: +b *!
*[email protected]
* Tony was kicked by Joe_ (Joe_)
* Tony has joined #hate
<Joe_> Hello, Tony. How are you today?
<Joe_> Tony? WHERE ARE YOU TONY?
* Tony was kicked by Joe_ (OH NO HE IS DEAD)
* Joe_ has quit IRC (Local kill by Tony (I only like nice
people to use my server.  Find another one.))

*** Joins: Pan`Da` ([email protected])
<Pan`Da`> clamp the area between my asshole and testicles with
my fingers, the 'taint' as its often called, then i jerk off..
when im about to ejaculate, i can delay it for like 10 secs,
then it flies across the room.
<JoanDeArc> Pan`Da`: was that a wrong window?
<Pan`Da`> WTF??

<PetrDoubt> By the way, you misspelled "B4s74rd."
<B4s73rd> no way
<PetrDoubt> way
<PetrDoubt> It's easy to spell if you remember it has "74rd"
in it.

<QueNazje> how you people can like classical music and not
like the environment is disgusting
<Schwazie> The 1812 Overture reminds me of a explosions used
in strip mining

<Slant> dpkg -i kernel-image-2.4.18_kami.1.0_i386.deb
<Sam|foo> ok
<Slant> ok, reboot.
<Sam|foo> brb
* Slant nods.
<-- Sam|foo has quit (QUIT: User exited)
<FlipTopBox> sucka.  he's doomed, isn't he.

<Dest> tate: If useless facts got you women, I'd be beating
them off with shotguns
<Fenris> instead of beating himself off with a mitten

<ChaosDragon> Can someone explain this to me?
<ChaosDragon> "Christmas Star - Outdoor Icicle Lights
<ChaosDragon> For indoor use only."
<Custodian> lol
<Custodian> that's almost as good as the shower cap box with
"fits one head" on it
<Custodian> (from a hotel in disney, france)
<Roachie> LOL
<Custodian> I can only assume the french have some odd shower
habbits

* Les16F is now known as guywants3some

<nyar> ok time to go to work
<simpleton> work?
<simpleton> oh shit
* simpleton &

<ian> my mom is bigger than your mom
<ian> wait
<ian> no
<ian> other way around

<Lyfe> definition of porking: going to the club with the
intention of sleeping with the fattest hoe you can find, in
the hopes your bitch will be fatter then the ones your buddies
pick up, so you get the pot of money.
<Lyfe> oops, wrong channel =/
<Lyfe> disregard
Morlack coughs
<Rakash|HoW> Lyfe you need a little timeout?
<Morlack> No, I think he needs a better plan at getting women.

<DAL9000> kalms isnt here! now whose leg will i hump? ;(
<SlasherX> hump michaels
<SlasherX> never seen him around. give him a warm welcome
*** michael__ has quit IRC (bye)

<ralph> perl is the lossy compression for programming
languages

<crushed-out-girl> lucky that my breasts are small and humble
<crushed-out-girl> so you dont confuse them with mountains
<sod-off> what does that have to do with fisting?

<Disco`Stu> fat girls need loving too
<kodos> someone has to take one for the team
<kodos> i vote its luke
<lukeiyo-e> damn you fuckers
<lukeiyo-e> alright.. someone pass me a torch

#natfans on GamesNET, 01 December 2002
<dzee> want to try again sara
<sara_sig> no
<sara_sig> gay thing
<sara_sig> too pissed off with it
<dzee> why does it crash?
<sara_sig> .
<sara_sig> ^ see that?
<sara_sig> That is a concentrated ball of rage
<sara_sig> Refined hatred poured into one small dot
<sara_sig> "why does it crash" is possibly the only question
that can merit an outpouring like that
<sara_sig> I simply cannot even be sarcastic about it
<sara_sig> It goes way beyond that

<Drago> hey random, ya want to test something for me?
<random> if its long, tubular, made out of plastic and gently
vibrates..... then no. But if its some code.. ok

<X3M`Dodo> |TazHoliO| : If your parents got divorced, would
they still be cousins?

<CoMBo> haha dude is oktane fucking ?
<refugee> CoMBo: no, he's just trying to fix that girl's back

<lawngnome> isnt chelsea clinton like, 10 years old?
<fire_hawk> what?!  no!  She's going to Stanford next year!
<lawngnome> wow...
<lawngnome> pretty fucking smart 10 year old.

* inshadowhiding sets off a small sodium bomb for warmth
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<inshadowhiding> well that was efective

<Kyro> searching for: penis
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< zocor> anyone wanna watch a guy jerk off on cam
< zocor> oh shit... wrong channel :/
< zocor> IGNORE THAT PLEASE'

Brendan: my logger isn't working :-/
Tim: permissions?
Brendan: doh
Brendan: yeah, 666 fixed that
Tim: the devil, you say

<lugnut> He used to fwap it around in front of his mom
constantly

(skootlez): WrxionWRK.....
(skootlez): wanna fuck?
* WrxionWRK takes a deep breath
(WrxionWRK): I'm sorry im going to have to decline your offer
for sexual intercourse at this time, due to unforseen
circumstances.
(WrxionWRK): however, i do wish you the very best in your
ventures.
(WrxionWRK): this was an automated message. Please do not
reply.
* WrxionWRK breathes

<Nugget> hint: if you're going to mispel a word, choose a word
that isn't "illeterate"
<Nugget> your dumb.

<Foxworth> well, I just saw an ad for a birth control patch
<TRC> yeah
<TRC> they have had it for a while
<Stom> does it go over the vagina?

<NyseriA> at uni we asked this lad why the carpet was a
different colour under this computer desk, he said that he had
spilled an eggcup of bleach :D What made it worse though was
that there was a lass sat on his beanbag on teh floor and she
said, did you spill it upwards onto the keyboard shelf bottom
as well :P

<error27> Assertion: token is identifier of typedef or open "
(" of arg list of typedef'd pointer to function
<error27> programmers always wonder why people punch them in
the neck