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<Guilty> Mmm
<Guilty> I love this song
<Guilty> The best is when I listen to it driving home from the
beach and the sun is setting, then I crash into a lamp pole
because I was looking at the sky
<Guilty> Which happens nearly daily

<SYch0> my mom got rearended

<Cyb> I remember the first time I talked to my ex girlfriend
on aim
<Cyb> and I said 'heh'
<Cyb> and she was like "I hate when people say that!"
<Cyb> that was like the most traumatic moment of my life

<DirkGently> IBO's about to turn into a OS war zone.
<iDno> no because...watch this
<iDno> Im going to do something that NO mac user is capable of
doing.
* iDno drops it.

<kisama> rubber cement needs a mr. yuk logo

<AT-afk> fuckin dog just ate my mom's dentures
<AT-afk>whoa is she pissed ()
<AT-afk>i think so neway...kinda hard to understand her on the
phone with them out

Vortosis: The best line is something my friend Brandon yelled
at a chick across the street while we were skating
Vortosis: "Hey wanna go half and half on a baby!?"

<guest1101> YEAH I MEAN.. HEY... HOW MANY PPL HAVE A TAN AND
USE IRC.. I MEAN CHRIST..
<Selfloathing> I used to have a tan, but then I lost it.
<Boogaleeboo> I always get a tan before winter
<anna_jpg> Tan is not the color cheetos leaves on your
fingers.

* Phht frowns. Why the fuck did GTA3 get game of the year? -_-
<Corvus> Because it "broke the rules".
<Corvus> You got to be naughty.
<CGold> So what's going to be game of the year next year?
<CGold> "Michael Jackson's Pro Pedophelia 2003"?
<Corvus> Oh yeah.
<Corvus> Make sure you have Vibration turned On when you play
it.

<|2SX||atWork|> i think i only have jvm installed :)
<Cavey> Can you run java jars?
<|2SX||atWork|> .jar files are just zip files
<Cavey> Essentially, yes
<|2SX||atWork|> its not broken, just all the channels talking
comes up in one window, and i forget which channel ive set to
type in, so i see u talking and just reply to the wrong chan
<Cavey> Hehe
<|2SX||atWork|> sorry wrong chan
<Cavey> I guessed
<|2SX||atWork|> i cant believe i explained why i was typing in
the wrong chan into the wrong chan.. i hate this client
<Cavey> ROFL

<jstepka-w> she said to me 'we need a few months off'
<Flav> "a few months?  sweet, that'll let me run through the
bitches on my TODO list"

<ryo-ohki> and it would be an understatement to say I AM
FUCKING BAKED OUT OF MY MIND
<DCBastard> lol - what else is new?
<DCBastard> one day you should come into the channel and go
"WOW - I AM TOTALLY FUCKING STRAIGHT" - we'd all be like "holy
shit! that is amazing!"

<zita> hi im a 17 yers old girl from norway,i have birtday too
day
<meyou> 17 year old girl from norway? doesn't that mean you're
a 43 year old man from the U.S. ?

<kurai> lol this is the best warning ever looklook:
<kurai> This is your brain -> O
<kurai> This is your brain on drugs -> o
<kurai> This is your butthole -> o
<kurai> This is your butthole in prison -> O

<Guilty> Thank god I'm sensible and had myself neutered

<Syko>Anyway, I'm gonna play some Simpsons :P
* Syko is now known as Syko-ShitnRun
<Syko-ShitnRun> oh shit
* Syko-ShitnRun is now known as Syko-HitnRun

<@frosty[bong]> Current Time Time:«12:38am» Day:«Sunday»
Date:«December 1st 2002» TimeZone:«GMT -8:00»  I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n
<@frosty[bong]> its December!!!
<@kmad> sweet
<@kmad> only 14 months till feburary

*** da-guvnor ([email protected])
Quit (If girls are made of sugar & spice......why do they
taste of fish.)

(lupin) Animal Crossing bothers me.  They give you an axe,
they give you a
+shovel.  They give you a vast expanse of tree-covered land. 
But they don't
+let you kill and bury people.

<mightyflo> they need to make a car washing sim
<nitrifik_> I'd play it.
<FE2work> what r u a spic ?
<blazemore> haha
<blazemore> would you like to buy a vowel?
<blazemore> or even a whole word

<arturo-pain-afk> what makes you think it is?
* Sphinx45 points to the door.
<Sphinx45> the sign says so!
<arturo-pain-afk> what sign?
<arturo-pain-afk> theres no sign
* Nelyx adjusts the "Number of Days without having to deal
with an Idiot!" sign, so that it now reads 0

<Hydrac7> Bukkake!
<Clockwork> hahaha
<Clockwork> BUKKAKE
<Alice`> I don't know why people giggle so much when someone
mentions bukkake, let me tell you there's nothing funny about
the manseed of 182 guys dripping down your face.
<Alice`> Well you might giggle a bit afterwards, but you don't
mean it really.
<pot-shot> yeah you giggle, its like anxiety laughter, because
oh fuck you are alive, for the fucking love of god you are
alive, and it tastes like rice pudding, delicoius perfect rice
pudding and there is literally gallons of it around you

<Raikenku> "Recent study shows Mac users are often more
educated than Pc users"
<Magus> that's because any idiot can use a PC
<Magus> but it takes an art degree to use a mac :D

<DaGGeR> When you talk to a woman about sex it's sexual
harassment but when they talk to you about sex it's $2.99 a
minute =)

<Drezdar> I yelled at my mom the other day for opening my
shades while I wasn't home.  I told her "I don't allow
sunlight to enter my room."  She looked at me funny and then
walked away.

<Majin_Giru> John u there?
* Bloodshed watches Majin_Giru talk to his pants

<nightfal:#java> damn, this quotedb gets funnier as a function
of sleep loss

<Super_Pirate> "Women age like fine wine"
<Super_Pirate> Show me one woman, one ANYONE for that matter,
that tastes better with age . . .
<Super_Pirate> And I'll show you a mental institution for
tasting people.

*** panda sets mode: +vvv ecs Kitsune Warskull
*** Goonigoogoo sets mode: +vvv Beersplurgleywurgelywoo chris
[sleep] JonesSoda
<afropik> I don't liek where this is going
*** panda sets mode: +m
*** afropik is now known as WTFTurnItOff

<Mr_Vain> I'd rather have an admirer than a stalker any day
<Phrim> what's the difference, Bonz? :-)
<Mr_Vain> a stalker doesn't blink when they look at you
<Mr_Vain> it's very unnerving

<+COokie|DLingZELDAmusic> damnit theres just not enough fat
girl pron on kazaa
<+COokie|DLingZELDAmusic> i mean..zelda music...

<skie`> the guy who sits next to me in french class had a
friend that was going through CS in college, so we were
talking about that... probably 4 or 5 people turn around and
say "What the hell, colleges have a CounterStrike department
now?"

abcdefg ([email protected]) has
joined:  #geekissues
<datacide>[@] abcdefg
<datacide>[@] your nick sucks
<Soberguy> my friend has a cousin whose name is actually abcde
<Neon[UK]>[+] lol
<Neon[UK]>[+] bored parents?
<Soberguy> when you pronounce it like she does it actually
sounds quite cool

<Kyle> So you're going to be responsible for 65 Windows 2000
Desktops *WITHOUT* a Windows 2000 Domain.
<Kyle> Run for the hills, boy.
<Kyle> Run for the fucking hills.

<Insomniak> so anyways
<Insomniak> I had just got back from a school camping trip
<Insomniak> and I had a school tent being kept in a black
garbage bag
<Insomniak> i had to return it that morning
<Insomniak> i was running late
<Insomniak> so I pick up a black bag and go to school
<Insomniak> and later in the day, my Outdor Ed teacher comes
up to me
<Insomniak> "do you know what was in that bag you brought me?"
<Insomniak> me: "uh, a tent?"
<Insomniak> "no"
<Insomniak> "soiled diapers"
<Insomniak> i had brought the wrong bag

<@cmdr_sm> i don't mind people being gay 
<@cmdr_sm> i even feel honoured when someone tries to chat me
up 
<@osi> now i know why you quit drinking 
<@osi> one time you just felt a bit too honoured ? ;)

<Ramza> why am I listening to "Here Comes Team Rocket" in
polish?

<jsmithown> well i'll brb i gotta write a letter by hand
<thegleek> wow
<thegleek> old school

<Atg[M]> Their latest album was going to be called " You are
gay" and the cover was going to be a mirror.

<Fistandantilus> It's unpleasing, to see a bunch of xylophone
ribs poking out the sides of a girl... I imagine it'd be like
sticking my dick into a pillow sack full of greased
coathangers.

<@Zigatoola> man i wish my dick wasnt so big, I get sick of my
gf saying it hurts when I slam into her
<Eastsidaz> «Zigatoola» yeah.. a 12 yrs old get easily scared
of a 4 inch dick

<fiveiron> where is that new space software
<fiveiron> that lets you fly through the universe
<la_haine> i think that's more commonly known as 'LSD'

(Nero6) I like how you have to be 18 to enter a porno site,
but the "you must be 18 to enter" page is covered with nothing
but nude women

<jane1980> hey juan...I have a question?
<guanosan> ok?...shoot.
<jane1980> err...I was thinking...what's the fastest speed a
person can have sex without stopping?
<guanosan> hahah... probably 68, because when you reach 69,
you stop and turn around >8D
<jane1980> asshole  LMFAO

<bozo> !v
<bozo> *damn*
<fn> "if you were in emacs, you'd be editing by now."

<kats`awake> sometimes when i masturbate i look up at my hand
and say gg

<@Techno|AO> Dammit, NOW who am I going to make fun of?
<@Techno|AO> I just found out there's a strip club in Quebec
where you can get the strippers to give you blowjobs for 60
bucks Canadian!
<alisdair> 60 dollars cdn is expensive for a blowjob in quebec
<Cornjob7> You can get strippers in Dallas to give you
blowjobs for $20 dollars, you get a free STD of your choice
too.
* Theta furiously takes notes.

<Chris> nah. I did it twice at the weekend and still have both
arms.

* Fireball kicks his computer.. why won't you mount the ipod?
<nica> maybe it's not interested?
<William> :^D
<nica> maybe a bit of wine and some candle light? ;)
<Puppeteer> Fire- Uhm... it's not a Mac?
<nica> KillJoy says, "maybe it's having troubles... viagra?"
<William> Show it porn of Yum, the iMac girl?
<nica> =D
* Fireball grumbles... perverts

<SirLudicrus> What are those hats that have beer can mounts on
each side called?
<Kurin> Stupid

<Jesus> oh mean, my underwear elastic thing just came off
<MoonKatz> haha
<MoonKatz> mine's painted on, no elastic to worry with
<MoonKatz> although, the way the paint is flaking, I've been
considering updating to aluminum siding
<Jesus> aluminum siding?
<Jesus> jesus, your underwear is more classy than my home

<jamez5> {{ £åügHîñg Øüt £öüÐ }}
*** jamez5 was kicked by guard (-< Auto kick, three strikes
and you'r out. >-)
*** jamez5 has joined #****
<lilskater3> wtf?
* jamez5 kick this damn excursion script non stop in the balls
<Jp2`> it kicks on characters like that
<doktersteve> oh
<jamez5> anyone know how i get that disabled?
<lilskater3> nope
<Jp2`> in the kiddie script options, uncheck gay.

<Shiznaught> what better kinston or micron ram
<devGOD> i like kingston
<devGOD> did you know kingston's founder is an ex-football
player
<`michael> that really makes their ram better too

NipokNek: I can tell it's christmas time cause my p2p programs
are serving more xmas music and less porn. :D

<foop> Nov 4 06:28:56 xanax syslogd: select: Bad file
descriptor
<foop> Nov 4 06:29:27 xanax last message repeated 707174 times
<foop> that ain't good

<Dark_Pen> you guys are sick
<Dark_Pen> first of all, neither i nor anyone in my family has
ever done incest
<Dark_Pen> second of all, my mother is a hermaphrodite
<[[NOT_Cait_Sith]]> She is?
<Dark_Pen> .....
<Dark_Pen> crap

<MyKe> YEs, my uk,eybo;ard is o;ffilcilail.il.il.y...bro;uk,en
(ilf yo;uk co;ukil.dp't teilil), so; IL wo;np' t be c'h;
attilng mukch fo;r the next weeuk, ukntil the new o;ne co;mes.
Do;np' t asuk.

<_L_E_S_T_A_T_> i got a question for all u horney people out
there......wuts the best thing a guy can say after sex?
<fatbastard_> be right back
* fatbastard_ has left #the=channel

MysteriousPepit0: if you were an animal
MysteriousPepit0: what would you be?
InMediasRes1111: horny

<R_M> being drunk is kinda like having a really low framerate

<xScoobyxDoo42ox> "My name is Saddam Hussein. I am the
president of Iraq and I want to negotiate," he told the US
troops in English, according to Major Bryan Reed, operations
officer for the 1st Brigade, 4th Infantry Division.
<xScoobyxDoo42ox> hahaha
<xScoobyxDoo42ox> i used that on the cops last week

<Katalyst> how the hell do they make rice krispies snap
crackle and pop
<SumDumGoy> Magic, Kat.
<Promethius> Kat: They over-dry the rice after it's puffed, so
when milk touches it, it converts to a less-dense form and the
act of subfusion makes it pop
<Katalyst> [Promethius]: the 'magic' idea seems less
complicated :o

<Zerro> there's this lady that lives at this place i deliver
pizza to...
<Zerro> and she used to answer the door in scantily clad
clothing
<Wry> oh yea, the one your manager went to see?
<Zerro> and i hit on her
<Zerro> and fucking guess what
<Wry> you hit on her?!
<Wry> xD
<Zerro> SHES ONE OF MY MOM'S FIENDS
<Wry> OMG
<Zerro *FRIENDS
<Wry> HAHA
<Wry> HOLY CRAP
<Zerro> I SAW HER ON MY MOM'S MYSPACE
<Wry> HOLY FREAKING CRAP

<bliP> dammit, why can't the guys next door who don't wear
shirts be chicks

<iRalph> i'm not a cunt
<iRalph> although...
<iRalph> you are what you eat

<liquidhex> ascii a stupid question, get a stupid ansii

<Tiedyeguy> ok this DJ has a wierd sense of humor... "Campus
police is sending out a warning about a prowler around the
university... And now something on my personal playlist"
*plays AC/DC - Night Prowler*

<|404notfound> My friend, who was new to online gaming,
complained to me about a 30 ping.
<donotdisturb> LOL
<|404notfound> But that's not all. His question to me was:
<|404notfound> "Why won't it go any higher?"

<Albides> I was insane before I used the internet... I was
confused after I used it. Then horrified as I found out about
things like dolphin sex and furries.