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<KamiKaze-> im still a virgin
<KamiKaze-> .
<KamiKaze-> oh shit that msg was meant for jennyf16uk

* Andaith has changed topic for #warble to: "Drought in the UK
means:  It's still raining, but not as much as we'd like."

[topic@#perth(DALNET)]: Hey, blackmarket drugs aren't all bad.
Hell, they've been teaching kids the metric system since 1954!

slurpee: got p2p?
Arcane: p2p?
Arcane: are you asking me for drugs?

* CookieS rubs SC's boobie
<Kintaro_0e> C.c
<SC> O.O
<CookieS> I'm making a wish
<Kintaro_0e> A deathwish

«BoneyCork» ok heres a foolproof plan to get a girl
«BoneyCork» rummage around for 5 minutes, turn to a girl,
smile and say" excuse me, have you got a pen i can borrow?"
«Dilbert|Simpsons» or pull out your penis and say "i'm horny
bitch, suck my cock"
«_404NotFound» ha
«_404NotFound» ahh.. the direct approach
«BoneyCork» ive never tried that one
«BoneyCork» maybe i should sometime
«Dilbert|Simpsons» yeah
«Dilbert|Simpsons» i've done it millions of times
«Dilbert|Simpsons» its bound to work sooner or later

<JynxDaddy> YAY ive finished my Mc Hammer HL model!!
<Threeboy> im gonna pretend you didn't say that.

<geist> watching the Bridges of Madison County always evokes a
lot of emotions in me
<p_digga> is vomit an emotion?

<Fang> 2002 will suck.
<Fang> if the way i entered it is any indication.
<joshie> Fang: you entered it sucking?

[Red-Fraggle] I just noticed sumthin'... Those Star Trek
uniforms can't hide a stiffy.

<Calaveron> I'm so sick and tired of gay people on message
boards adding to their signatures
<Calaveron> "PROUD TO BE GAY"
<Calaveron> And fruity colors
<Calaveron> I mean
<Calaveron> WTF?
<Calaveron> Fine, you can be gay, I don't care
<mog> i love peer
<mog> it pwned cass good
<Calaveron> Don't be flaunting it, then it's annoying and you
get all bitchy when someone complains and thinks he's a
homophobe
* mog Random Mp3 - Queen - Killer Queen.mp3 - Size: 3.45MB -
Length: 3mins 2secs
<Calaveron> I'm straight
<Calaveron> I don't go adding pirate flags to my signatures
<Calaveron> "PROUD TO NOT SUCK COCKS"
<mog> lol
* cass has joined #herpes
* ChanServ sets mode: +o cass
<mog> fuck
<mog> spoke too soon
<draik]> wb
<Calaveron> pirate flags with boobies and skull and crossbones
and all that
* mog is now known as asspirate
<asspirate> YAR
<draik]> rofl
<asspirate> SHIVER ME COLON AND BLOW MY LOAD
<asspirate> THERE BE TREASURE IN THAT BOYS ASS
<draik]> lmao
<asspirate> yar
<asspirate> me n firs mate willy
<asspirate> thar be dragons to, yar
<asspirate> flamin dragons
<asspirate> with cacks as long as tha sea
<asspirate> yar
<asspirate> got' dig deep fer ye gold
<asspirate> yar

<reston> make jizz ice cubes
<reston> thats a fun party prank
<stu> you realize that's cryogenics
<reston> yeah but imagine when a chick puts one in her drink
<stu> what if she puts it up her twat
<reston> the sperm will be dead
<stu> she could get pregnant from an icecube
<stu> no it wouldn't
<reston> yea it would
<stu> uh.
<stu> how do you think IVF works?
<reston> theyre organisms
<reston> theyd die
<reston> i dunno
<reston> you know too much about sperm
<stu> well, i have a lot.

* DocHopper is now known as DocRestarting
<DocRestarting> brb
* DocRestarting has quit IRC (Quit: )
<Sean> that was so pointless

<Jordan> You know.. this is going to sound silly, but I've
always wanted to be Knighted by the Queen of England.. ever
since I was a kid.
<Jordan> says: because.. I figured it'd be the closest I'd
ever get to becoming a Jedi.        
<Jordan> *nods*
<jagyd> god save the queen

(MC_SpEcS) huggles...who are you?
(tiko-out) the blond chick who tried to suck you off @ God Is
A DJ
(tiko-out) unless you got multiple blond chicks offering that
(tiko-out) she's the one who looked like a blonde muppet

<Volt9000> My friend asked me to be in his movie 
<Volt9000> I think Im gonna do it
<Volt9000> I must admit my acting skills aren't the greatest
<Volt9000> But I do have SOME acting experience
<tsingtao> <Volt9000> I've managed to convince my whole school
that I'm straight!

<Dane> i had a nice shave just then
<Dane> it turned out really well for mew
<Dane> purposely left just enough growth so that i still
appear young and "hip" but still sufficiently mature and
masculine
<cactoid> in other words, gay

<flint`> well
<flint`> this wc3 channel has taught me one thing about korea
<flint`> they have completely abolished sexism
<flint`> and now they all just act like girls

<continuum> being disconnected from IRC is like having your
head dunked in a bucket of cold water.. it's disorientating
and you know things have happened but you don't know what

<glasnost> shiva: the zoo is where are the hardcore niggas
hang out
<shiva> we chill next to the lions
<shiva> with our gats
<shiva> lickin' our snow cones

<dts|sKratch> get a serial ata drive
<dts|Oleander> www.shitsex.com
<dts|Oleander> wait
<dts|sKratch> it plugs into pci
<dts|Oleander> wrong link
<dts|Oleander> ahha
<dts|sKratch> HAHAHA
<dts|sKratch> gg clipboard

<Kool-Afk> Man, I had the greatest day at work today
<DigitalGnome> how so?
<Kool-Afk> some guy offered me a joint to clean his gutters
<Air|LordOfNUTs> wtf
<DigitalGnome> sweet, i had a great day too. I offered some
low life to clean my gutters for a joint

*** Parts: GiRLiE ([email protected])
* Xta-C sets mode: -stupid

<Jsangspar> PEEKAY! >:O I DEMAND USE OF hi
<Jsangspar> :\
<PK-Fortis> what?
<Jsangspar> violent mood-swings mid-sentence
<Jsangspar> I think I have PMS.

<Fozie> XIRWW.
<Fozie> XJEE.
* harm reports foz to dept of anti american activities
* Fozie reports harm to the zoo, ourangutang enclosure
<harm> i got owned yet again :(
<harm> ok this is it its razorblade time for me
* harm has quit IRC
* harm has joined #Proghouse
<harm> wtf goddamn mach3 protective bars
<Fozie> haha you suck at the suicide

Magical^^:  man i can think of a thosuand ways to get laid,
and none of them aint working tonight
moses1:  well since all the ideas involve you , im not
suprised

<ikkenai> ie6 update.nfo
<ikkenai> New Features Found in Micrsoft Internet Explorer
6.0:
<ikkenai> - A bunch of useless shit

<JaZz0r> I have a sister in the form of my 13-year-old brother
<SummerSong> is she hot?

-!- Hella has joined #hithere
<Hella> yo
<Hella> screem
<screem> hi hel
<Hella> yo set me Op
<screem> nah I won't
<Hella> why not?`
<Hella> you did before man
<sceem> yeh ... that was BEFORE you kicked everyone out becuz
they didn't want to talk about their sexual fetishes
<Hella> Hey! I kicked them becuz they were swearing like
don't-know-what - and they KNEW this is an PG-13 channel!
<screem> yah, sure
<compL33Tly> what r u guyz up to
<Hella> THEY DID SWEAR! I JUST KICKED THEM BECUZ THEY WERE
SWEARING AND YOU KNOW I HATE SWEARING!
<screem> forget it bro
<Hella> NOW GODDAMN IT I WANT TO BE A FUCKIN OP BECUZ I THINK
I CAN HANDLE THEM COCKSUCKING CUSSERS! OP ME BITCH!
-!- Hella has been kicked from #hithere (Reason: No Cussing
allowed)

<TommyLee> what site?
<Dan`> http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/
<TommyLee> you donated 3.00 ?
<Dan`> no
<XG3> fuck i did
<XG3> i thought it was mandatory

<Nicoli_t> Urgh... i feel like such a geek...
<Nicoli_t> so I was in buffalo new york right, and theres this
big like gothic building...
<Nicoli_t> all these little ledges and shit...
<Nicoli_t> So I looked at it... and said to myself "you know
what... that would be a kickass sniping tower in unreal...
<Nicoli_t> i could like, climb that with the translocater
easily..."
<logical_or> lol, geek
<Nicoli_t> thats okay, my friend started identifying what the
radio towers on top of it did, he works at radio shack.
<logical_or> ROFL

<lavhoes> fuck, i hate it when i need something from my mom
and she's having sex.

<zuez> today by morning, while walking with carlos, a frind of
mine, i saw the prostitute that made me lose my virginity like
7 months ago, it sucked.

<ZephyrX> she's "barely legal"
<[SOHK]FATTY> i think i balled a 16 yr old this summer
<[SOHK]FATTY> she said that she was 18
<[SOHK]FATTY> i dont think so
<[SOHK]FATTY> she looked young in the morn
<ZephyrX> did she say "oops i'm late for class"
<[SOHK]FATTY> no
<[SOHK]FATTY> she said
<[SOHK]FATTY> can u drive me to school
<ZephyrX> lol
<[SOHK]FATTY> hehe
<[SOHK]FATTY> and when i did
<[SOHK]FATTY> it said  Jr.. on the school

<Catmando> I've never had an IDE cable with a hole like that
<Catmando> I've had floppy cables, but never IDE
<dealer_> youve never had sex with a girl, but that's not
saying it doesnt exist
<narayan`> ouch
<ran_dogg|> i can't top that
<Catmando> well, I do have more experience with IDE cables
than with women

<Omini> Worst... day... ever...
<Omini> I was on the crapper, and my right big toe hurt a
little - so while I took a crap I decided to investigate...
<Omini> As soon as I took my sock off, I swear - the smell
from my feet and the smell from my crap collided - if it was a
movie, it would have cut scene to a nuclear explosion.

<@Stapler[BTEG]> I'll be 19 in exactly one month.
<+Stinger> Stapler[BTEG]: whens your birthday?
<@Stapler[BTEG]> Stinger: Add one month.

<Nematocyst> Christ
<Nematocyst> I have you urinate
<Nematocyst> I hate to urinate
<Nematocyst> I have to urinate
<Nematocyst> fuck
<Nematocyst> the time it took me to write that I could have
peed like four times over

<frink> A properly configured microsoft firewall will stop
100% of hackers.

<Wario> can't sleep.  clowns will eat me
<Kyle> Instead of sleeping..
<Kyle> Scan your boobies. :D
<Trunks> Yeah.
<Trunks> That works.
<Trunks> That'd be funny if her parents walked in.
<Trunks> Tits on the scanner.
<Kyle> "Hmm. This is awkward."

[|crazy|] channel is +s
[sk8-girl] whats +s? 
<thc\ip> cant tell u 
<thc\ip> its a secret
[sk8-girl] oh.. ok =\

<total_meltdown> Writing to an NTFS filesystem in Linux is
like using Windows ME - you /can/ but when it bombs and you
lose everything, nobody will feel sorry for you.

ILOVEKAZAA ([email protected]=) has joined. «25 people»
<@Infinik> ILOVEKAZAA: Hello, I work for the RIAA. Your
computer address has been logged.
<ILOVEKAZAA> FUCK
ILOVEKAZAA «[email protected]=» has Quit iRC (User exited)

<theo-> ADSL.....is that some sort of learning difficulty?

Eli:  Today this black kid who acts pretty white was trying to
convince me that hes asian cus hes a ninja
Eli: I said
Eli: "ninja please"
Eli: It was awesome.

<Xira> I seriously hope ATi catches up with nVidia
<Xira> (read: OpenGL)
<ByronT> I seriously hope my wife is in good mood tonight.
<ByronT> (read: sex)

<chris> i have one guy arguing that init.d scripts need to
support mixed-case arguments
<chris> "My first suggestion is to modify the way you match
'start' and 'stop' in
<chris> your case statement.  While technically, there is
nothing wrong with the
<chris> way you match it, I prefer [Ss][Tt][Aa][Rr][Tt] and
[Ss][Tt][Oo][Pp].  Using
<chris> this method, the matching is now case insensitive."
<reflector> I'd email him back: "[sS][hH][uU][tT] [tT][hH][eE]
[fF][uU][cC][kK] [uU][Pp]"
<reflector> match that, asshole.

<PolestaR> Swish I dont have your skill where you just say
*smiles* online and the girl is yours
<Swish> rofl
<PolestaR> I have to like, talk for like 5000 chars before I
even get the phone number
<PolestaR> which is fake

<Ash²> GUESS WHAT IM GETTING FOR MY BIRSHDAY
<Shell Gh0st> a spell checker?

<pmMike> getting onto bash is like breaking into a tank
<Sea_BBL> although nopt quite as satisfactorry when you have
pulled it off.
<Sea_BBL> -bad spelling
<Erasmus> To be honest if you spend a lot of time trying to do
either you've made a wrong turn in life somewhere.

<BriteNite> somebody kill me now
*  Genin hugs BN 
<BriteNite> you bastard

<setuid_w00t> KT: and you act like you're six
<KT> setuid_w00t: how else is a 21 yr old supposed to act
like?!
<setuid_w00t> don't ask me, I'm only 20

<Iced> the IDE cable from the COM2 to the port is fsked
<Iced> it must be that
<NepCHooN> ide cable?
<NepCHooN> your com2 hooks into your hard drive?
<NepCHooN> i ph33r your pc!!

<skyy> how often does the average 20 year old think of
suicide?
<Kueller> every 6.7 hours?
<[H]Scope-Laptop> everytime he gets killed by a camper

<exbawx> $465 in debt. good luck to me.
<novocain> its yer own damn fault that 1. you work at taco
bell 2. that you only work 4 hours a week

- (JustHalf) #boards != warez?
- (kairo) try #boardz
- (kairo) if it ends in 'z' , its gotta be illegal

<javachickn> O FUCK MY FOOT IS ASLEEP
<javachickn> WHAT DO I DO
<javachickn> HURRY
<Steve> wake it up with fire
<Steve> the really hot kind.

Valvados ([email protected]) is now known as Valv|Nekkid
<Valv|Nekkid> My roommate is giving me the strangest look.

<RokChik> I spent $125 on jeans, two shirts, a sweater thing,
two pairs of sox, bra, undies, earrings, bracelet, and
necklace
<sixtymhz> Rok: yeah, good job shopping.
<sixtymhz> Wish I could get all that for $125. Even bra and
panties.
<sixtymhz> Would make my Friday nights go over better.
<ShinJN> whoa
* ShinJN steps away from 60mhz
<sixtymhz> ShinJN: hater
<sixtymhz> just playing, where's ya'lls sense of humor
tonight?
<ShinJN> it's there
<ShinJN> i was joking
<sixtymhz> oh, so you wanna step closer?
<ShinJN> no

<RD_> i miss those good ol days, no woman, no money, only
games, chatting, and lots of masterbation

× Snakeyes ([email protected]) joined #help
<Snakeyes> anyone here the master of "DEATH OF A SALESMAN" i
gotta answer 25 questions about it in 15 minutes!
<@dewx> i know i didn't watch it!
<@dewx> (isn't it a movie?)
<Snakeyes> its a play
<phoq> the salesman dies

<blanco> chicks dig ignorance
<blanco> but only as long as do it with an accent

<intuit> hmm maybe sumtime next week i will go outside

<InVerse> That's the problem with the emulation scene.. not
enough females for a chick fight.

<@Saturn> how are you?
< Bronysith> fine, cuddling luna plushie
< Bronysith> you?
<@Saturn> friend of mine died
<@Saturn> and eating pie
< Bronysith> oh fuck
<@Unnr> Saturn: *huuuug*
< Bronysith> Saturn: well im here for you if you need me
<@Saturn> i appreciate your concern, but the pie's not *that*
bad

<jonathan> "By spending money on counterfeit software, which
is often
manufactured by organized criminals, customers also
are
inadvertently stifling the growth potential of the
economy and
contributing to the loss of tax revenue and
employment.
<dante> HAHA
<jonathan> did you get your copy of win2k from the mafia?
<jonathan> I know I did!

<b1u3> i got this college professor who forgets stuff all the
time, every week, the first half of his routine is the ending
half of the previous session
<b1u3> finally some dude jumped up and went 'yo man, you
already told us about file transfer protocol', so the prof
asks where we are, the guy tells him, the rest of the day runs
smooth
<b1u3> now we're learning twice as much and the guy who spoke
up got his car egged four fucken times this week, community
college is da rulz

<Kron-Away> iam an accountant
<Kron-Away> 1,2,3,5,6,9,10
<Mr_Squidgy> kron what comes after 10 :P
<Kron-Away> my 15%

* genso is now known as octopussy
<SteamedHams> for 1 to 8 players