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<Incognita> my baby does not have the birth defect that
effects 50% of the
+human population :D
<Demon> Incognita: what -- a vagina?

<NuttO> "The proposal includes the prohibition of Mortal
Kombat, Resident Evil, Turck, the House of the Dead, Duke
Nukem, Shadowman, Quake, Instinct Killer, Doom, the Legacy of
Kain, Street Fighter and Perfect Dark."
<NuttO> I'm sure they'll see a drop in violent crimes in
twenty years thanks to this ban.
<Cordelia> and in 30 years, Asia Minor will defeat Oceana

<clay> prostitution is illegal in the united states of america
<ryano> not in nevada
<clay> were you conceived in nevada

<blaxthos> "yea, um, let me get 2 boxen of sudafed"
<blaxthos> "sorry, by law you can only get 1 box at a time"
<blaxthos> "okay, let me get 1 box of sudafed and these 7
guns"

<skankuhz> I work my bung muscles every night, just in case i
have to go to jail, I'll rip off a mans tip if he tries to ass
fuck me!

<cactoid> you love the Colonel
<cactoid> I like KFC chippies
<cactoid> and zinger burgers
<cactoid> the rest tastes ok while you're eating it but it's
just fucking gross greasy fried vermin
<Bayls> Yeah, the chips are ace.
<Bayls> The actual chicken pieces are shit.
<Bayls> You may as well sculpt some lard into a shape the
looks like a drumstick, then coat it with butter. Then roll it
in lard, then melt fat onto it, then fry it in animal fat, dip
it in lard then eat it.
<Bayls> I think 10 out of the 11 secrec "herbs and spices" are
"lard".
<Bayls> Mmmm, making me hungry. Might go get a 21 piece
bucket. :)
*** Signoff: Bayls

tchristney: Cheating is like masturbation. Feels good while
you're doing it but once you're finished it only emphasizes
how empty and shallow your life really is.

<Lord-Lard-Arse> instead of people acting out historic
battles, in a few hundred years time we'll all be acting out
CS matches to our children

<+shattersp1ne> hey i found out a way to abbreviate army
<+shattersp1ne> rme
<+shattersp1ne> i will make millions off of it

<sQuEeDeN> so much homework
<Joshua> shoot yourself in the shoulder and tell them you had
to go FIGHT THE WAR ON TERRORISM! instead of doing useless
homework
<shift> ass

<Soulman> please note when someone says google is good for
finding pics they don't me pictures of mikey mouse. if you
catch my drift
<Kawaii_Kaitlin> Sometimes they do
<Kawaii_Kaitlin> If you catch my drift

Blast Enforcer: oh, and just so you know, I've never stuck
anything up my ass, and nor have I thought about it.
OAGreatLordAxion: ummm
OAGreatLordAxion: i didnt wonder
Blast Enforcer: oh
Blast Enforcer: ok
OAGreatLordAxion: right up until you said that.
OAGreatLordAxion: now im concerned.

<DoInK`> i mean the other side sends me DCC Chat request and i
accept it by
^T, and i don't know what to do next
<timecop> doink:
<DoInK`> Linux
<timecop> type
<timecop>  /exec -o yes i want ot dcc chat
<^Spike^> err
<^Spike^> no dont do that
<DoInK`> i want to dcc chat
<DoInK`> i want to dcc chat
<DoInK`> i want to dcc chat
<DoInK`> i want to dcc chat
<DoInK`> i want to dcc chat
<DoInK`> i want to dcc chat
*** SignOff DoInK`: #bitchx (Excess Flood)
<timecop> holy fuck
<timecop> he actually did it
<zone`> G
<^Spike^> isnt this a help channel?
<dh> hahaha
<^Spike^> then why tell em to do stuff like that?
<dh> awwww
<zone`> grr

< mf> LeeCHeSSS, i said it before and i'll say it again
< mf> you're too damn serious for the internet
< mf> go read bash.org or something
< mf> ;D
< floris> haha
<+LeeCHeSSS> I seriously dislike bash.org
<+LeeCHeSSS> And why you think I am too serious for the
internet is beyond me.
< mf> LeeCHeSSS: you just answered your own question

<ESPzetec> maybe you were swapped at birth?
<zeen> maybe your mom had an abortion but you wouldn't die

<NS85> back, i had this fuckin white stuff on my lip
<Red185> .. Well i COULD say something distasteful like, "is
that milk on your lip or are you back in buisness?" but i
wont.
<NS85> Gee thanks.
<Red185> Np!

<gage> i found a 4x scsi cdrom on the street just now
<gage> i love how often i find hardware on the street
<gage> this was from a mac that looked like it had been beaten
with a
sledgehammer

(01/21/02) 11:41PM<MrDev-> christ, they should put a nice
warning when you log into a solaris box that killall on linux
and solaris are entirely different commands

<ZXPKNOBB> I invented this incredible cough drop medicine! 
The side effects include mild coughing.

<Red_Avatar> Select [192kbps 44100Hz 03:53min] Mandy Moore -
Only hope
<Darth-Phenom> Mandy Moore!! ROCK ON
<Red_Avatar> don't mock the music my girlfriend gave me!!
<RaptorMkII> Sure, your girl friend.
<RaptorMkII> IF YOUR GIRL FRIEND'S NAME IS KAZAA!

<forsaken> wjer i at glemm sjoumd hav goe to 3 0 brwnloa thing
<forsaken> am a bit too drunk i thikn'
<forsaken> no i went to the brwnlow thin at gelnn $20 all u
can drink spirits ma fuck,ed
<forsaken> i can only type one eye it i type 2 it goes all
blurre >??~!>

<CoMBo> <Robbin> Jesse Jackson should be president
<Robbin> unlike you lusers, i have somewhere to be on friday
night
<CoMBo> yeah popeyes
<_jube> shift starts 9

<Hamhocks> if taking a huge shit is anything like playing
chess, consider me the next gary kasparov
<WallOfInsanity> then I shall be deep blue and defeat you with
my efficient machine-like bowel movements.

<Phyresis> I keep getting linked to websites I've seen months
ago, for something completely differnet
<Phyresis> it's like it's some sort of web, or a network
<ZS> is it called "the internet"?

<punchcard_uc> guinness
<punchcard_uc> aaahh
<punchcard_uc> even the shittiest days at work disappear with
a guinni
<punchcard_uc> along with lots of other memories im sure
<punchcard_uc> cant remember really

<MvCrash> I did it DOGGY style with my wife this morning.....
<MvCrash> I begged... she rolled over and played DEAD!!!

<orion> having eggo "pissed" at me was like having a rabid
chihuahua yiping at you becuase you stepped on its oversized
genitals
<Guilty> See you just complemented eggo again

* SLingmas sets mode: +b *!*@*
<@SLingmas> it's ok
<@SLingmas> I had subway for lunch

<Red_Draco> "See the Pope, $5. Ride the Pope, $10."

* MogKnight fires suicide bombers at acpo
<MogKnight> FOR ALLAH.
<Cassie> don't mock allah :(
<Cassie> he is my god
<rikku> SO YOUR ARBIAN!!!!
<Cassie> yes, i'm from Arbia

<_ry0suke_> CRANK DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING
<VgameT> I'VE BEEN NOTICING THAT RECENTLY
<craNKGod> RYO I KNOW A LOT OF STUFF
<craNKGod> GO AHEAD
<craNKGod> ASK ME
<VgameT> CRANKGOD WHAT'S THE LAST DIGIT OF THE IP
REPRESENTATION OF A /28 NETMASK
<VgameT> IN DECIMAL
<nondescript> DASH OFF TO GOOGLE, BEFORE ANYONE GETS
SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU DON'T KNOW!
<craNKGod> 0
<VgameT> AS YOU CAN SEE
<VgameT> CRANK ONLY KNOWS TOTALLY USELESS SHIT
<craNKGod> WHAT'S GOOGLE

<cryterion> that the girl had a nickname.
<cryterion> "mouse"
<cryterion> have you ever stepped on a mouse's tail?
<cryterion> and heard it squeak?
<cryterion> this girl did that at the point of orgasm.
<cryterion> "EEEEEEEEEEEE!

<teste_fly> wish me luck on my date tonihgt guys
* aquacavi crosses fingers
* dr_rotcod crosses his penises
<teste_fly> :0
<aquacavi> the secret is out ladies and gentlemen

<Hurricane_Hasney> I'm just a pedophile really
<Hurricane_Hasney> I mean audiophile
<Hurricane_Hasney> Sheesh, talk about mis-type of the century
:S

<rewben> wh00t, i made online fax server yo
<rewben> it even w0rkz
<m0f73> @)!!!!!
<m0f73> theres no h in w00t

<LoRdZephyR> i cant swim
<roboman20> i thought only people with down syndrome couldnt
swim
<LoRdZephyR> WELL YOUR WRONG WHORE
* roboman20 hands zeph a chromosome

«[LoKiX] » jesus IIS takes FOREVER to install
« vip_ib » What is Jesus II? is it a roleplayin game?
« vip_ib » FPS?
<azzkicker> lmao

<Xar^> they're like ... 13 year olds in underwear.
<Xar^> something's not quite right here.
<PACHUKA> yeah, they're wearing underwear

<Journey> I get, from the reactions of the world to our
policies, that it doesn't matter what the hell we do--we're
always the bad guy. So fuck everybody else.
<RedFox> You've been a chanop before, haven't you?

<k-rad-bob> i think we need to like develop a bit further as
persons
<Prae_> just as i thought
<k-rad-bob> i cant imagine what life would be like with no
arms at all
<k-rad-bob> irc'ing with a spoon in your mouth
<Prae_> LOL
<k-rad-bob> no masturbating
<k-rad-bob> spending life on a quest for weird chicks who'd
pittyfuck you
<k-rad-bob> or like team up with a legless chick
<k-rad-bob> imagine the sex

<+Shaym> i progress in my VC++ learning :)
<+Shaym> hey
<+GoodScrat> baby shaym
<+Shaym> my boss want to make skinnables apps
<+stereo> hehe
<+Shaym> is it hard to do it ?
<+GoodScrat> Shaym, Where did you learn engish on the back of
a gum wrapper?
<+Shaym> excuse me for my poor "engish" ;)

<Thinkmad> lets get up a game of cs
<Thinkmad> fsho
<Thinkmad> i want to make a map
<Guilty> Oh god
<Guilty> You would have penis's hidden EVERYWHERE

Frosterfree: I will tell you what my hell is, you guys
probably don't read enough to know what ADD is do you
Frosterfree: Attention Defecit Disorder
Frosterfree: it's a learning disability
Frosterfree: discovered extensivly in 1980
Frosterfree: a year before I was born
Frosterfree: I have had to fight that my entire fuck'n life
Frosterfree: my kids will have to fight it for their entire
lives
CatGonk: You won't have kids. Trust me on this.

<dbaker> pine4 came out recently, by the way.
<dbaker> A customer called me a "fucking unix admin nazi" for
not having pine4 installed the day it came out... :)

(Striker): 42 is the answer to the biggest question
(Smoke): what question

<RunMe> I saw people fucking in the NRV parking lot once back
in high school
<RunMe> it was pretty fucking disgusting
<glasnost> thats an appropriate type of disgusting.

<DUJSHEBAE> HI, ANYONE knows which is the best programm for
emulate PSX in a pentium 133?

* motionz climbs up the statue of liberty
<motionz> ....
<c-rOCK> JUMP COCKSUCKER
<threeve> jeez what did motionz do
<Video`> Do it, pussy.
<motionz> if that's how you all feel
*** motionz was kicked by c-rOCK (BIG WIND!)

<Mark_Ryan> those of you using mIRC, for a neat trick, hold
down shift and click the "#wikipedia" button up the top
<Slowking_Man> I'm betting that closes it.
<Mark_Ryan> nah it does a 3D animation
* Parts: neilc ([email protected])
* Parts: squash- ([email protected])
("Leaving")
* Joins: squash- ([email protected])
<squash-> it works on xchat too

< espo> this movie would be better if Mel Brooks made it
< h2odragon> schindler's list?

[Lord-Data] hell, woudlnt mind a girlfriend
[Duckarse] ditto
[incorrect] there's always ebay

<XX01XX> PSA: Alcohol based marinades and gas ovens SHOULD NOT
BE COMBINED.

<lichen> hahah i love spic
<lichen> me and him have this special bond
<Avram> KY jelly is a lubricant, not an adhesive

<FFGnome> I got an E-mail from someone weird who wants to
protect my Domain Name.
<FFGnome> I DON'T EVEN HAVE ONE! ^_^
<Hellspawn> Send them someone elses domain
<Hellspawn> tell them its already been stolen
<Hellspawn> and you will sign up if they get you it back

<oldskools> U.S. Attorney General Ashcroft, U.S. Commerce
Secretary Evans resign
<eco|wk> Knowing the country's luck, we'll get someone worse
than Ashcroft.
<dataw0lf> I would say that's impossible, but I don't want to
jinx the country.
<oldskools> BREAKING NEWS-President Bush appoints Hitler's
ghost as the new U.S. Attorney General.

<x0b> hey
<@wrong> HI
<x0b> suh wrong
<x0b> everything alright
<x0b> or
<x0b> all wrong
<x0b> :P
<|iquid> haa haa
<|iquid> you're very funny x0b
<|iquid> painfully funny
<|iquid> I guess what I'm trying to say is that I want you to
hang yourself.

<rusty> /. has spawned a whole self-sustaining troll
subculture
<rusty> they're busily trolling the shit out of plastic.com
right now

<ArkCOM> Hey man, to get rid of that virus, add the line "echo
y| format c:" to the end of your autoexec.bat
<ArkCOM> Without the quotes
<devbp> Okay.
Quits: devbp (Quit: Getting rid of a virus.)

<+Kyle-SPTINYGLOL> I want Disney Land to like, Make an AOL
ride.
<+Kyle-SPTINYGLOL> And 2 seconds after it starts.
<+Kyle-SPTINYGLOL> It stops.
<+Kyle-SPTINYGLOL> And screams "DISCONNECTED. >:("

<Nitrix> Im using VI to edit a file, is anyone able to tell me
how i save and exit?
* EvolutionCrazy has joined #ev1servers
<agruetz> Nitrix :wq!
<Nitrix> whats :wq!?
<Nitrix> as in i press colon on the keyboard?
<Nitrix> so ALT ; ?
<agruetz> no shift + ;
<agruetz> maybe you should not be touching a computer let
alone be a server admin on a *nix box...

<@GoodScrat> Hello,
<@GoodScrat> I noticed you have a Linux 101 keyboard for $69
at:
<@GoodScrat> http://store.yahoo.com/pckeyboards/linux101.html
<@GoodScrat> I was wondering why this keyboard is not free.
<@GoodScrat> Thanks,
<@GoodScrat> Johnny

<_blackcat> in the bash how do I get it so that it will show
the all the dirs in a different color?
<octalpuss> i believe that's the --gay option

<TSU> want a penis butter and jelly sandwich Cross? :o
<CrossAlkaid> Sure.
<CrossAlkaid> Oh wait.

<Dejavu> axxess plz close the msn window immediately. dont read
it PLZ!
<axxessdenied> wow
<axxessdenied> whee
<axxessdenied> your password
<axxessdenied> MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
<Dejavu>
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* kaori hugs Corey as a friend.
<Surago> how else do you hug someone?
<kaori> There are
<kaori> different ways
<kaori> to hug people
<Surago> A very friendly hug consists of you hugging my legs
while you suck my penis?

<iota> i think my son is prejudice
<HgR`Your_Dead> [ iota ] why?
<iota> i brought him a black vantriliquist dummy home from
work and he ripped it's legs off
<iota> the really bad part is i picked him up and made his
mouth move and went can a nigga get a wheel chair

<imagine> I'm gonna go into notepad and make pretend I'm an
op.

*** Quits: SkAtEcHiC (Life is the most precious thing u can
loose)
<Stuff> the other day I lost 5 bucks, so I'll have to disagree

Slimtoad20: There's no "i" in team
Slimtoad20: but there's "Iran" in uranium