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<Gayo> I went with purple even though two characters wear
purple and the first city is made entirely of purple
buildings.
<Gayo> Which means that so far the only green is in the little
"occupied" lights above the bedroom doors.
<Sharkey> ... that sounds really familiar for some reason.
Probably reminding me of some retarded childrens program.
<Sharkey> Something where all the people are purple and live
in purple houses and have purple lawns, until mysterious green
men come from the moon and everybody learns the wonders of
ethnic diversity.
<Sharkey> Well slap ma fro! Where da purple woman at? Where da
purple woman at? "Kill the greenie!"

<Movis> the evil Napster kiddies made Lars Ullrich so poor he
had to sell his snare drum & replace it with a tin can

<skynxnex> let's call it "Glasnosat's and Skynxnex's Rockingly
good Web Broswer with a Cool name"
<skynxnex> or Gasrgwbwacn for short.

<Rolan> I think black people on TV is illegal in Texas
<CatSkills> and it will remain so until they televise
executions

[00:12:10] *** ApathyGod changes topic to 'What sucks about
real life is that if you walk into a sorority and type su,
nothing happens'

<doobedoobedoo> I went to wales too, they're fucked people.
<doobedoobedoo> The language is really fucked up, it's like
gaelic, only more fucked up.
<Thom> At least it isn't Ulster Scots.
<doobedoobedoo> Is that what they speak there?  I thought they
just spoke english really really poorly.

<Callick> Thanks a ton man..
<Yoss> no big deal
<Yoss> sending to a 56k is like peeing in the ocean

<dj_enkie> im a good babysitter
<dj_enkie> the boy is older
<dj_enkie> e is like 8
<dj_enkie> and he will become me someday
<dj_enkie> i give him porn to not tell his parents that i
drink their booze

<MuerteDeAngeles> Ironic how shit works out...my theory is
this...no matter how much life wants to fuck me in the ass,
things always turn out somewhat good
<MuerteDeAngeles> Like a metaphorical reach-around, if you
will

* Joins: Unix ([email protected])
-> [Unix] VERSION
[Unix VERSION reply]: mIRC v6.03 Khaled Mardam-Bey
<BenZor> rofl @ Unix.
<Unix> ?

<w3nis> this bread smells weird
<w3nis> but tastes fine
<Guilty> Much like a penis

<az__> fuck I think I drank plaster
<mc> you drank plaster?
<az__> well theres something in my water
<mc> that could be interesting.. you might crap out a perfect
model of your intestines :P

<nukem82> so, yesterday my msn contact list was full
<nukem82> and i decided it was time for a major purge
<nukem82> "anyone who i havent met in real life, is getting
deleted"
<nukem82> bad mistake
<hyperm0rphz> .....
<nukem82> the only contacts online are my dad and my msn
bot.....

<kyle> if you are aroused by the sight of a penis, are you
gay?
<Scofco> nope
<kyle> good
<Scofco> you're A FUCKING QUEER FAIRY WHO DESERVES TO DIE
<Scofco> either that, or a girl
<Scofco> but even girls don't get aroused by penises
<Scofco> at least not MY penis :(

<@Phae> we could get a hooker, and patch it with a gf crack...
then it'd be free,a nd you wouldn't have to register it

<ed2000nyc> irc is waste of my time
<ed2000nyc> cya
ed2000nyc
«[email protected]»
has Quit iRC (-=SysReset 2.51=-)
<Yourmove> hmmm usually it takes years to find that out..
<Yourmove> he's a quick learner

<gh5046> Mokey: How big are your boobs?
<Mokey> 38 aa
<gh5046> yo baby, you're shaped like an overweight 13 year-old
<Mokey> yep
<Mokey> that's me.
<gh5046> that so made me seem like an asshole

(+Cafe`) I am into AZN GANGSTAS
(tehjeebus|x) gangstas that can do math... that means they're
the worst people to buy crack from

<oogie> I wonder would oral sex would feel like from one of
those african women with the big plate in their lower lip
<oogie> you could have a little tray to rest your nuts on on
her lower lip

<LizziBayb> hey, narcissism ain't a bad thing.  sometimes it's
the only unconditional love you can get

* spockdude rustles smoothly and gingerly
<Wyatt> spockdude: Careful, don't exhaust your vocabulary
<furan> haha

* [LooN] ([email protected])
has joined #javascript
<[LooN]> can anyone tell me how to stop radiobuttons in java
having more than one selected ?
<nakke> if you stop calling it java, someone might
<[LooN]> if people in channels like this stop being ass holes,
i might get more help and then i might get answers to
questions, but we cant all get what we want now, can we ? you
mother fucker.
* [LooN] ([email protected])
has left #javascript

<Delidgamond> Naw, hoping it was the truth
<Delidgamond> I am the sexiest man alive after all
<Delidgamond> I mean, what woman WANT to get it on with me
<Delidgamond> fuck
<Delidgamond> said that wrong
<Malbi> no you said it correct

<conio> 99% of all americans SUCK
<poon> conio: i guess that leaves Monica Lewinsky in the
remaining 1% that blows?

<@n3u> anyone here who like to scan my ports?
<@n3u> :)
<+MrX> is that a sly way of asking for cyber sex?

<mungbean> using VB is like masturbating with a cheese grater.

HyperKinetic> Crap, I got olive jizz on my shirt
Bug> ...
Lyme> o_O
HyperKinetic> It's coooold!
Bug> Why were you jerking off an olive?
HyperKinetic> LOL, no
Bug> Little Hyper has some strange tastes.
HyperKinetic> ARGH
Lyme> Olivefucker
Bug> He's after the pimento.

<Dave_A> Raping Secial Ed Kids is Fucking Retarded.

<blazemore> my chair is starting to smell bad from me farting
in it so much
<blazemore> either that or it's the underwear i've been
wearing for 4 days

* Wang feasts on elbow macaroni and baby carrots
<slm> good for you, you have the diet of a 3 year old
<Wang> woo
<Wang> and i'm hung like one too
<Wang> ...
<slm> uhhhh... congrats?

<Phylitsa> bath, brb
<Kiz> videotaping innocent teenagers. brb

[PhantomDeath([email protected])] hey tim, im
realy good at Windows NT. Do you think I could be apart of the
2600 network?

<[zc]Kinslayer> omfg
<[zc]Kinslayer> it's days like this i hate my fucking job
<[zc]FuLLcLiP|work|> why whats up
<[zc]Kinslayer> argh this customer cannot find her address bar

<@neotek> i saw the best book title today
<@neotek> 'the complete idiots guide to religion'

(WoHo): im as pure as a virgin :D
(Lachlann): take out the 2nd, 3rd and 4th word from woho's
sentence and it's true

<blazed> yeah, what do you guys do when nobody is watching
you?
<PMonk> roll my boogers into a ball and play with them,
measure my dick with a tape ruler, chew my toenails..
<princealbert> try to suck my dick.. im making progress
<heurist> clamp the area between my asshole and testicles with
my fingers, the 'taint' as its often called, then i jerk off..
when im about to ejaculate, i can delay it for like 10 secs,
then it flies across the room.

<azzl> i can getcha a cheap bmw.
<azzl> or mercedes, ya like-a the mercedes?
<azzl> there's just a little scratch on it.
<azzl> where the vin's supposed to be.
<azzl> i wouldn't worry about it.

<c-rOCK> all my real life friends know of the qdb now.
<c-rOCK> if they ever find out who I am, im fucked.
<c-rOCK> I cant be connected to this loser shit like you fags.

<Baledood> fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffftggggtfggggff
<Baledood> oops
<Baledood> sorry, was fishing a crumb from under the F key

<Iyouboushi> hm.. personally, if it was me.. I'd be more
worried about finding Kouga (who has 2 shards in his legs) and
Kohaku (who has a shard in his back)
<Iyouboushi> I'd get the two shards from Kouga and take them
to the modern times
<Iyouboushi> that way Naraku couldn't complete the jewel
<Iyouboushi> because you know once he has the jewel from the
"after-life" place, he's immedately going to kill Kouga and
Kohaku
<Rowen_Hashiba> man i can't breathe... too much geek in here,
it's affecting my sinuses

mooseybaby4247: my acceptance would be like "I would like to
thank all the other nominees who lost so that i could win, my
family and friends, I love you all, and to everyone I worked
with, you were great but I was greater because I'm the one
with the award. Thank you."

<herk> wait'll i put out my hip hop album
<chrissyb0> i can see it now
<chrissyb0> "Im herschel i get all the bitches i want, i can
make a
webpage with any font

<kierabee> though the idea of 'talking dirty' with you does
numb my brain a little
<ian_> OK, I'll start so you can get the hang of it.  "I
slowly remove your top and spread hummus around your armpits,
inhaling the intertwining BO and chick-pea aroma"
<kierabee> that's great

<boo> bored bored bored
<boo> let's play a game. we need 2 teams of 2. each player
gives a word.
<boo> those words are combined, and then are checked to see if
they're a valid http server.
<boo> 2 points if it's a real website, 1 point for a coming
soon site.
<boo> who wants to play?
<boo> ...
<boo> :-O
<boo> see if I ever offer to entertain any of you again.
<boo> get out of my house.
<-- boo has quit (Quit: )

<rewben> we are not perverts ;p
<akiron> speak for youself ;)

<MadHatter> I wish I could get a job as a stunt penis
<MadHatter> like for porno movies
<MadHatter> I don't look like a pornstar(not that I'm ugly, I
just don't have that look), but I have a porno penis

<Burning> it's funny 'cause it's out of context

* cj_ installs svgalib.
<cj_> gonna test quake2 on linux
<nwinter> nice.
<cj_> then i can play with myself
<nwinter> GRODEY.
<cj_> no seriously. my monitors face inwards at me, and both
the mice are
within an arms reach. i can chase myself around.

<Agent_Mono> vote for me to be op and you will go to heaven
<ZestyO> lol
<ZestyO> great campaign
<ZestyO> you work for the bush administration?
<Seraya> Sure sounds like it.

Madrigal: I once went to an Applebee's with my ex-boyfriend.
Madrigal: We had this waitress named Jinko.
Madrigal: He accidentally called her Plinko.
Madrigal: She came back with five coasters.

<JonnyCash> man i was having this bad dream about driving piss
drunk but then i woke up from it
<JonnyCash> well i had to because the light turned green

<Dryzzid{Nap}> So I wonder...do people in France, England,
etc. measure their penises in the metric system?
<perianwyr> LET'S LOOK UP SOME UK GAY PORN AND FIND OUT

<Crono> hey guys, wanna hear a joke?
<Dogmeat> Daikatana!
<Crono> My punchline, jerk.

<rizen> accept cock
<rizen> er
<rizen> accept, cock

<SaraAB> ok you will probably think im stupid but i was on the
phone with my friend and i was freaking out because the game
ffx talks!!!!
<mightyflo> what was the point of having voice acting in ffx
if the main character is just gonna say "..." all the time
anyway?

* Wes *rimjob*
(Wes): er
* Wes *rimshot*

Fred> This computer deserves to go to hell
Max>  Dont you mean Siliconhell?
Fred> What ?
Max> Its the place where all dead calculators go to
Fred> Really?

<NekoGirl> i wonder if half of the ppl is making idiot to
appear on QDB or is just bornt that way
<Livewireo> That made no sense whatsoever
<NekoGirl> ok, remaking
<NekoGirl> i wonder if half of the ppl in here is playing
idiot to appear on QDB or is just they bornt that way

<roded> i have one last thing i can try
*** roded has quit IRC (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by
peer))

<TasmBoy> does anyone have the source code to windows?

<IceHeartX> we had geekporn.com like, years ago
<IceHeartX> we gave it up 'cause we didn't actually have any
hot geeks

<Oktal> I think MS named .Net so it wouldn't show up in a Unix
directory listing

<skeetuh> sell shit on the web
<skeetuh> easy money
<halcyon`> like spam newsgroups?
<skeetuh> no
<skeetuh> I just take stuff out of my family when I have no
money and put it on ebay
<halcyon`> like kidneys?

<PinkRubberBall> After much tear and blood I finally got
windows to accept my cd burner
<Uhclem> Sure it accepts it, but does it LOVE it

* jane masturbates
< applemacdude> god
< jane> YES!
< jane> found it

<Neshie> whenever I eat red apples I get bad luck
<Neshie> so it might aswell happen now so I can get over it
quicker
<Fariha_UK> :(
<Fariha_UK> i get bad luck when i eat rhubarb leaves
<Fariha_UK> cos they;re poisonous:/
<Neshie> erm ok
<Neshie> I dont want to eat these apples but im bloody
starving
<Fariha_UK> ummm
<Fariha_UK> take the skin off, that way they're no longer red
<Neshie> ive eaten everything else
<Neshie> erm
<Neshie> theyre still red apples with or without skin
<Fariha_UK> hmmm this sounds like a philosophical discussion
to me

<GoLLuM> my favourite past time is to push little girls off
their bikes and sniff the seats.

<Crystal_s> Where is everyone? I refuse to believe this many
people have lives outside of IRC

e l i t e m r p: no work on monday, woo waaaaa
r ever end in e: WHY not
e l i t e m r p: holiday
e l i t e m r p: the day we remember all the people who died
to give me a day off from work