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<djcrom> its so hard to create a build in an electro song
without any percussion
<noj> no it isn't
<noj> you puss
<djcrom> ok let me rephrase
<djcrom> its so hard to create a build in an electro song
without any percussion and make it not sound gay

<Daishi> i cant code though...but its on my list..right above
learn klingon and right below get a gf

<@xpro> sweet, just found 13$ in some dirty pants
<@pimp> who was wearing them?

<bos> whats that goatse  website again ? I need it

<Xetrov`> im gonna go try out this "physical activity" shit i
keep hearing about

<Saaj> gah! shit my ears are blocked :/
<^xexeh> swallow
<Saaj> swallow what?

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[13:18] <BombScare> woo...lets see how long my cable lasts
today
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[13:23] <LPC> new record
[13:23] <LPC> 4 minutes

<rhsara> i had a dream about hermaphrodites.
<simmoril> naked hermaphrodites?
<rhsara> OF COURSE! how else are you going to tell they're
hermaphrodites?

(ratt) is ur sister hot ?
(obo-(a)) she's taken =p
(haze) INCEST

<SnowSpectre> good lord... I search for "dos 5" on winmx and
this turns up
<Bullet> ?
<SnowSpectre> 5 young student girls fucked by 2 gym teachers
(Lolita Teen Preteen Porn Rape Sex Nude) QWER(1).mpg
<Bullet> Lovely. lol
<SnowSpectre> and two more ~1GB porn movies
<Bullet> damn.
<SnowSpectre> and they're all chicks. come on, if you're going
to return porn when I search for old versions of dos, at least
tailor it to my needs
<Tobisaurus> umm...
<SnowSpectre> something like "hunky british sys admin flames
stupid newbies"
<Bullet> lol
* Tobisaurus smirks

<Parc[Cleaning]> I'm starting to worry about my memory :-(
<Parc[Cleaning]> I was walking along, and it struck me that I
had to go to the bathroom. So I went to the place, unzipped my
pants, and then realized I was standing in front of the
trashcan o_O

<fagx> in order to maintain our status as high-ranking
officials in #lost we have a maximum of 1 offline friend each

<b00m> i once got a virus that opened and shut my cd drive and
i was like wtf... i ended up taping it shut until i wiped my
computer

<Looney> fucking alterego, cant end a sentence without a
smiley
<WarPiG> HI I HAVE CANCER :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:P

<phx> 230-Welcome to Leadtek Research Inc.
<phx> 230-=^.^=
<phx> 230 Anonymous user logged in.
<phx> motherfucking anime smileys
<phx> theyre everywhere
<phx> i mean what is that?
<phx> a dogs head with a iron rod shoved thru its head?
<phx> i guess that explains it, its probably an asian delicacy

Brian Laptop: myspace is like the vegas of the internet.... a
lot of people want to go but no one wants to admit what
happens when they're there

<Infe> damn, i hate buying a computer part, you always see a
better deal the next day
<AlmtyBob> not me
<ryo-ohki> Just steal stuff, and you won't have that problem.
<Infe> but then they buy something newer and better to replace
what you stole
<Infe> and you have to steal again!

<Tobal> looks like the UK is working to make pot a
non-arestable offence
<ssrit> I'd move there.
<ssrit> Where is that?

The Mirror> Imagine all the feminist groups being up in arms
when they're told to read the man pages.

<Adar> "If you handle an envelope and some white powder spills
out, you should _____________?"
<Boog|Happy> "Sniff it?"

<Nermaldrunk> alcohol is so comforting
<Austin> Yeah, vomit's just like a warm blanket, only in
liquid form.

<drag-n> system uptime: 16h43m40s
<drag-n> the sad thing is
<drag-n> i've been at the pc the whole time.

<@PrincessEvil2> <high school student> omg cleavage! i have
never seen that before! usually the porn on my computer has
chicks completely naked
<@Vekt0r-X> guess what i got in my hand right now?
<@PrincessEvil2> dont ask that right after i mention porn

<darknation> wtf
<darknation> someone has been searching for dildos on
amazon.com with my username

HefnersCrew2005: If you rape a hooker, is it theft?

<do0rkn0b> i wanna learn c++ but i am fat
<Tomato> if anything fat helps you learn c++
<Loco-san> cause you cant move from your chair

<maff> who needs showers when you've got an assortment of
feminine products

<Avi> is this divx ??????????????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
???????????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!! <-- thats how people are
now'a'days
<Lord-Data> Avi: its always been that way
<Lord-Data> just faster cpu's means they type more bullshit

<nih> if I was reincarnated, I'd be a baby seal
<nih> someone might take me clubbing.

<sgamer> man
<sgamer> i know how pepsi can beat coke
<NookieMonster> Hey Gamer!
<sgamer> they need to get britney dumbass again
<NookieMonster> by tasting better?
<sgamer> and they need a commercial
<sgamer> during the super bowl
<sgamer> at the hottest part of the super bowl
<NookieMonster> Britney with no panties...
<sgamer> and she does this:
<sgamer> takes a drink
<sgamer> *ahhh*
<sgamer> then says "oh yeah, i swallow"
<sgamer> then keeps drinking
<sgamer> fade to pepsi logo, fin
<NookieMonster> Thats great!!
<sgamer> i am an advertising genius

<@crispexi> hah i think i went sober for a second there
<@crispexi> that was weird

* Volt9000 gazes through binoculars at DopefishJustin "And
here we have the nerd, in his natural habitat, the Star Trek
convention. Notice his pale skin and thick glasses, typical of
the species nerdius nevergonnagetlaidius."

<Kortney> Well, you know, if you're wearing heathen sandals
then I have an obligation to save their soles.

<|SoliD|> dude, i think i'm gay
<The_Loserkid> WTF ?
<The_Loserkid> plz don't tell me how you found that out
<|SoliD|> i downloaded some gay porn just for fun
<|SoliD|> i put it on for a minute or two, just to check it
out
<|SoliD|> suddenly i get a boner
<The_Loserkid> i hate you :'(

<Allio> i was pulling out my rca cable from my tv
<Allio> and i accidentally whipped myself in the nuts

<ZiR0> damn
<ZiR0> whenever i clean my glasses, my monitor becomes dirty
as hell

<Janemba  its all the wang size moshun
<andriod  anyone watch Buffy the vampire slayer
<MoShun  you wang your dad?
<Janemba  i have before
<Janemba  but not often
<Janemba  no no

<brislane> apparently porn is degrading to women, and leads to
a violent atmosphere
<akawaka> when its switched off

+icnocop> any advice on what program to use to compare two
files like windiff or something?
@theForger> how aobut windiff
@Wyatt> huhuhu
@Wyatt> or something.
+icnocop> ok i guess it's good enough. thanks
+rottle> haha
+rottle> that was the most pointless thing ever

<Despot> I just had a dream about cheese and eating it
<Despot> the cheese had eyes and kept looking at me
<Despot> thats all go back to work

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<Villager> damn AOL
<Joshua> ...
<Alexander> hi vill
<Joshua> jesus shit!
<Joshua> you ARE using AOL!
<Joshua> i thought you were joking...

<Cob|afk>: fellows
<Cob|afk>: let's chill
<Cob|afk>: and be friends
<jasper>: why
<Cob|afk>: because i'll fucking stab you if you don't

<2215> wouldn't it be gay if someone broke into your house and
uninstalled cs

<eddy> ahh this new keyboard is a pleasure to ype with
<eddy> :)
<eddy> oops type
<eddy> oh the irony
<G> lol

<c-rOCK> pen hates you
<c-rOCK> waffle boy
<eggo> pen loves me
<eggo> infact i can feel his penis pushing past my anus right
now
<Guilty> I thought pen was castrated by the Russian government
to make him a more efficant soviet hax0r

<Andy787> i dunno why people with sisters cant say they're
hot, i know if i had a sister and she was hot, hell ied be all
over her, lol

<AnimeFreak> omg i just bought more ram today
<egg> how many sheep do you have now?

<TC> I have a very bad fear of unknown places
<Nastard> like the congo, or the african deserts, or a
vagina...
<TC> I dont fear African Deserts

<Rico> I suppose. I wouldn't mind being that guy that makes it
with all the Scouts.
<DigiGnome> Except you'd be ridiculously tired at the end of
it, and if you don't please them you get CRESCENT BEEEEEAM'ed.
<Rico> Yeah, but what a way to go...
<Kayma> Uh oh, attacked with pink sugar hearts, blarg im dead.
<DigiGnome> You know exactly where they'd hang the wreath,
too.

<RvLeshrac> I wonder about stores that get shot up in movies.
<RvLeshrac> What do they say when it's all over with?
<RvLeshrac> "Hello, Mutual Insurance? Yes, I'd like to know if
my policy covers gangland shootouts."

Myke`: Bush's national security adviser is named Condoleezza
Rice   
Myke`: wth kinda name is that?
dodee: sounds like a mexican side dish.

<@dagger> did you hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic
insomniac?
<@dagger> he stayed up all night wondering if there was a god
<@dagger> er, dog
<@dagger> ffs

(Gr0wleh) ouch
(Gr0wleh) I just hit myself
(Gr0wleh) in the balls
(Gr0wleh) brb while I wince in pain
(Gr0wleh) this... hurts
(Gr0wleh) had my hands on top of my head
(Gr0wleh) and they slipped off

<+Sonikku> 10 PRINT "_Bobbi_ is a PROGRAMER!"
<+Sonikku> 20 GOTO 10
<@dixon> Sonikku: what is that ? assembly ?

<Anton> 8mm is a good film as well, but I'm puzzled as to why
nicolas cage never got arrested for murder
<Alexander> hes just an actor
<Waldo> damn!
<Alexander> it wasn't real

SmarterChild: OK, let me make sure I have the right
information about your age level. How old are you?
1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Lisa Garland IV: 1
SmarterChild: Cool! Do you want to have some fun?

<mjew1>  new speakers showed up
<mjew1>  gotta figure out how im gonna wire them up
<bunni>  you put + in to +, and - in to -
<mjew1>  i know that
<bunni>  dont mix them up, otherwise the audio would be
backwards
<mjew1>  fuck you
<bunni>  :D

<StarlightShine> I have a sore stiff hand and a sore mouth :(
<InvalidUser> *snicker*
<StarlightShine> I got my trombone yesterday,

<Schroe> Christ, I don't know how those girls think their
bones are so attractive.
<TheNintenGenius> Attack of the Super Thin
<TheNintenGenius> Of course, they're easily defeated. Just
tell them they're fat.

« Matt » I made 10 bucks from a friend at work.
« Matt » "Go to the next girl going to change and ask to watch
her and I'll give you five bucks. Ten if she hits you."
« Matt » Me - "50 if she kicks me in the balls."
« Matt » "Deal"

<basschimp> sitting down in a kilt is easy. after the first
few times.
<Yardbomb> Heehee
<Yardbomb> lol
<Ant-> after the first few "AWW SWEET JESUS MAN"s?

CianMTF: So... i was like on this site
CianMTF: "unprecedented computer recovery techniques!"
ShateredLifetime: "We use different hammers to find out which
one makes it work"

<neck> i no longer wear tshirts
<neck> oh, wtf am i talking about, i have on on as i speak

<+atseleon> like that girl in biology class, the teacher said
that there is glucose in sperm, then the girl said, then how
come it tastes so salty
<@LillieCharlotte> smart gal

<MercyBeat04> linux command prompts are like dos on acid with
a credit card out on the town. You can do anything.

<marius_#acknak> Prosecutors, quoted by the Associated Press
and Reuters, also said the man was carrying a CD-ROM in his
baggage that contained a training programme for fighters
wanting to wage "holy war."
<marius_#acknak> I wonder if this training program is based on
the quake engine.

<tytu> does anyone ever pull hisself?
<r0mulus> what?!
<tytu> when you pull your...you know
<r0mulus> hmm
<r0mulus> no
<r0mulus> i don't
<r0mulus> know what you mean
<tytu> you wrap your hand around your dick and then start to
pull up and down
<r0mulus> umm... i  think your in the wrong channel

<the-low> it saddens me to see a lady that i love, such as an
adult film star, take a cum shot in the face

<gloone> america is the only country where people live in
trailers.