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<RockShox> greddy is pretty high quality stuff
<RockShox> i prefer apexi exhausts tho
<ocx> for cars?
<RockShox> no for bicycles

* compupc1 really wants a new version of something
<compupc1> anything...i just feel like upgrading
<PetrDoubt>  /dcc send compupc1 trojan4b38.tgz

<reb> im gonna go eat some cocks
<reb> i mean foood
<reb> SHIT

*this took place on December 26th
[00:01] <chewy> </christmas>
[00:02] <berger> haha

<krayons> 95% of the girls at rutgers university in new jersey
<krayons> have stds
<killspree> haha
<killspree> no way
<kara> bullshit man
<killspree> no wonder their basketball and football teams suck
so bad
<krayons> its not bullshit
<VeRrUcKt> lol
<killspree> the players are running around in pain

<joey`> clay...doy you know anything about networking
<clay> yes
<clay> the rj45 pee pee goes into the nic pee pee, joey

<Godspore> lmao, 3 1/2 floppy(a;) total size: 864GB, 224
objects...
<Boko> :O
<Godspore> XD thats once fuckt up bootdisc

<klerck> I think they should build an airport at the WTC site
so the planes can't miss the runway next time

[jstepka-w] it's not gay, there are several key nerve endings
in your prostate

<Marvin> I've found one, and only one practical application
for "13375p33k"
<Marvin> secure passwords

MWellsSQaReD: Actually, I'm gonna go eat lunch, later gays.
MWellsSQaReD has left the room.
Sancilio Rules: mike wells just called us gay
Sancilio Rules: how should we feel?

<cwd> ls
<cwd> oops
<cwd> :\
<artrix> happens to all of us
<cwd> but i only have this one terminal open

Ibekev: yeah that does, I guess you never really know until
you meet someone and I'm not trying to put any assumptions
into any of this other than I am willing to meet new people
and learn more about myself and them at the same time, I don't
think you can go out there looking for you soul mate or
whatever, it just happens but it won't happen if you're just
sitting on your couch
Keli_86: right..i completely agree with you
Ibekev: So I guess the rule of thumb is to see this as a way
to meet new friends and just see
Keli_86: you couldnt have put it any better
Ibekev: cool, so you wanna get naked and put your webcam back
on?

<reek> stupid spam
<Phaet> dude, I haven't received spam for months!
<reek> lucky you :P
<Phaet> just reply to it like I did
<Phaet> I got this "Enlarge your penis today" spam so I
replied "No, thank you. I already use Windows Vista"
<Phaet> The next day I read on yahoo news that one of the
greatest spammers hanged himself

<nolamerbro> i m god in cs
<nolamerbro> my shots are perfectly timed and geometrically
placed right into peoples skulls
<Jtal> thats a fancy way of saying "AIMBOT"...

<Kemikal> ImMzee: I think I am haveing a heart attack
<Kemikal> ImMzee: hands are numb legs are numb eyes are blurry
and heart is raceing
<Kemikal> Kemikal: nah, jess your left arm goes numb when its
a heart attack
<Kemikal> Kemikal: your having a stroke
<Kemikal> havent gotten a response from him in 30min now...
<Kemikal> wonder if I should call someone
<DiLATED> lol

<FrostyNerv> when building a pc whats the name of that anti
static wrist band thing?
<Darkcyde> an anti-static wristband?

<Const> zero's gay?  I just thought he was into porking his
cat
<Zero> My cat is a girl :p

<torrez> it's always weird when i meet racist geeks
<torrez> we had a sysadmin who used to let his anti-black
feelings pop out all the time.
<Gopher> perhaps it's a natural outgrowth of coping with years
of anti-geek abuse
<Ryland> nah, I think he was probably just a run-of-the-mill
asshole.

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<Repent> I hate it when I'm the only one what chats in the
room.  Cause then I'm just hearing myself blabber.
<stugster> we hate it when you chat in the room in general

<D5_work> "I am having trouble logging in"
<D5_work> 'your username is case sensitive'
<D5_work> "But I know my username is case-sensitive"
<D5_work> 'okay, let's look at your account'
<D5_work> 'what's in the username field?'
<D5_work> "I told you, it's 'case-sensitive'"

Eudox says: my god...
Eudox says: I'm really not used to sending letters
Eudox says: it just took my 10 minutes to work out I had to
lick the thingy to make it stick  :|

<Geothermal> Jesus, I can only say so many things about fat
people before they become redundant.  I think it would help if
they all flew to their own personal little island made of
gumdrops and then ate themselves to the bottom of the sea like
some kind of Atlantis.  You know, only really fat.

<Sigma> being Rod Stewart would be awesome
<Sigma> he gets all these hot chicks
<Sigma> the only bad thing would be that you would be Rod
Stewart

<BoriS> so, it's important to know, what kind of movie you'll
look BEFORE you enter the theatre
<Bastaard> like people taking the advice of other people on
IRC that when they get to a japanese restaurant that they
order "bukakke" for dessert

<DAL9000> he prolly cried and then shot himself in the head 14
times
<Wronski> DAL9000: I think it would be rather difficult to
shoot yourself in the head 14 times.
<DAL9000> Wronski: think about it.
<DAL9000> if he's stupid enough to use an imac and need help
<DAL9000> then he's prolly not using very much of his brain
<natescape> b'sides, they say we only use 10% of our brain
most of the time anyway
<natescape> his 10% was probably located closer to his ass....

tom: I deep throated a banana once
tom: I'm good at it
tom: all the girls in class looked at me funny tho

<[Crunt]> dammit i thought the rocky horror picture show was
on
<[Crunt]> but nooooooooooooooooo
<ha|cyon> it was just family home videos all along?

<MrMonster> just a sec, want to see if I can find this video
of a guy shooting himself
<tack> that para dice kid?
<tack> the one who shot himself after his gf got on the
elevator and left?
<MrMonster> it can't beat the crazy video at ogrish.com where
the guy gets his throat cut
<tack> which one?
<tack> the one where he gets his throat slit from behind?
<tack> the one where he's already dead and they had to refilm
it??
<MrMonster> he's quite alive
<MrMonster> and the blood is gurgling as he tries to breathe
<slh> ah yes
<slh> the internet
<slh> where else can you have a calm discussion about snuff
films at 4 in the morning?

<LightningX> I just got a message from SexyChick1242
<LightningX> I am so happy
<Ron-Ton> awesome
<LightningX> think there could be sex?
<Ron-Ton> If he takes his viagra

<Durtro> an army of swedish surgeons couldn't make him a girl.

<wasabi> I wish catheters were comfortable and socially
acceptible
<wasabi> and that I had a minifridge under my desk

<Dragon> argh, is there anything in life but school? Oh sure!
There's the complaning about school, the brief periods of
unconciousness at night, and sweet sweet death..

<Eagon> yeah we talk about important stuff in here
<ded_guy> yeah
<ded_guy> so, who in here has gas?
<spatula> i do

<DeMaci> i was def taller than you at nats
<BDavis> i was in a wheelchair

@TokSic:  imagine having 3 terabytes of unreleased porn
@TokSic:  i would be a billionaire
@SnypeTEST:  cool!
@SnypeTEST:  u can be bill gates.... except.... what your
selling is usefull

<shadyk> i think ill go insert some animals in my rectum and
drink some of my own urine and take the purity test again

<orb2k> raves are just an excuse
<jovana> for what?
<orb2k> for grinding my teeth and petting everything

archon > man, that was fun
archon > hooray for hack tools and logs
z0e > lumberjack blowjob?

Informatik: My final iMac price ended up at $3,752
Informatik: xd
Motley: the hell did you add? a used car?

<DaveMan> nerds dont dance
<DaveMan> and DDR proves it again and again

* Zimbu finds Perl funny
<Zimbu> It's the only programming language that forces you to
use as many emoticons as possible

<Decoy-> hey, the funniest thing happend in 5th period today
<Decoy-> some chick was giving a guy a hand job
<Decoy-> the whole class knew it, they thought they were
sneaky ;)
<Decoy-> I was so close to saying "Hey, im next right?"
<Threeboy> sloppy seconds.

* The_Epitome [Playing]: [Enya - Only Time] [3:40][3.36MB]
<Ochre> Enya? My father loves that Enya song at the end of
LoTR
<Ochre> but usually by the end of the movie he's drunk as a
post, so He'll pretty much listen to anything

<NuttO> 'I went to a movie last night and saw a marquee for
[Eight Crazy Nights]: "EIGHT CRAZY NIG" 10:30.'

<BounceWithMe> Shagman... 8==o  suck it.
<@shagman> BounceWithMe... ())========D choke on it.

<Treppenwitz> my computer is not seeing my mouse
<Mephistopheles> hold it up in front of the webcam if you have
one
<Mephistopheles> then take pictures

<LkTrout1> enex's underwear is big enough to fit over Hatter's
ego.

<Olan> I haven't been in her for a while...
<nukem> i'm sorry to hear that

<@Serge`> LOL
<@Lord_Saros> stfu you fuxing noob
<@Lord_Saros> AOL kiddie !
<@Deadpool-> somone uses aol here?
<@Lord_Saros> Sxales does
<@Sxales> ha
<@Deadpool-> you make me sick
<@Lord_Saros> He just keeps his aol line on a low profile
*@Sxales hides it under a rug
<@Sxales> what?
<@Lord_Saros> Nothing (:
<@Sxales> i'm too fucking cheap to use aol, i just yell in
binary real loud

<Bodom83> dir NEW KORN SLIPKNOT DVDS!!
<Nvrmr> cd wrong window
<Nvrmr> dir
<Nvrmr> get dumbass.txt

<KK-> shydawg I am sweating like R. Kelly at a girl scout
meeting

<Chimerasame> my cs-ethics prof is a bigger dork than i am
<Chimerasame> he just learned the internet term 'flame' today
apparently
<Chimerasame> and he kept using it wrong
<Chimerasame> "i'm such a flamer today~"
<Chimerasame> "what! why's that so funny!"

* SexySam has joined #avision
<Jasper> SexySam: Leave now, while you still can :|
<SexySam> what's up?
<CY666> We talking about first time mastrubation experiences.
<SexySam> thx
* SexySam has left #avision

<ultr0s> i think in the whole sense of the "information
superhighway", my isp ended up driving a yugo down some dirt
road

<rabbit|hci> www.crap.com/welcome2lastweek.jpeg  <- fodder :p
<Fodz> welcome to being gay <- rabit
<rabbit|hci> well, a welcome from an established member of a
community always means something. :)  Thanks fodder

Kitsa> we had a kid bake ex-lax pot brownies and give them to
a teacher
<Kitsa> he had the shits but he was pretty happy about it

<notlewdminx> Jesus would be so much cooler if he hatched from
an egg
<coke-> haha
<notlewdminx> Immaculate conception? BIG DEAL
<notlewdminx> Eggboy? AWESOME
<coke-> THEY POKED A HOLE IN THE JESUS EGG
<notlewdminx> You could paint it

<@red_solar> ircN[moo]/boxstats: [uptime: 2w 23h 36m 42s
record: 2w 23h 38m 43s]
<@shawn> 12:41AM  up 33 days,  5:21, 1 user, load averages:
0.01, 0.00, 0.00
<@red_solar> Uptime for redsolar-unix.mchsi.com (OpenBSD 3.2):
5:38PM up 26 days, 22:55, 0 users, load averages: 1.07, 1.09,
1.08
<@SQFreak> uptime(win2k): win(1d 22h 53m 17s) serv(21m 14s)
today(4h 45m 6s) xirc(30m 1s) best(1d 22h 53m 4s)
< m0use> i think my workstation is up 47 now
<+[nobong]> Linux nebula 2.4.18-14 #1 Wed Sep 4 13:35:50 EDT
2002 i686 i686 i386 GNU/Linux
<+[nobong]>   6:13pm  up 33 days, 20:07,  1 user,  load
average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
<@shawn> darn [nobong], beat me :P
<@Tecky> stupid fucks ... stop with the my dick is bigger cuz
i got a longer uptime bs
<@Tecky> =-]
< m0use> its not about size.. its about how long you keep it
up

<Kcred1176> you have to be circumcised to their magazine
<cmn22> ?????
<jrock81> easy killer
<Mooky13> what?
<Kcred1176> subscribed
<Kcred1176> sorry

<seaslug> the amish pick wierd names for their towns
<seaslug> for example, i've been to intercourse, pennsylvania
<ctkrohn> If there was a town named "sex" in Maine, it would
be written on am envelope as Sex ME
<seaslug> it goes without saying that i've never been to
intercourse
<bpt> "How did your trip go?" "I never made it to Orgasm"

<MrSauce> LIZ HURLEY KNOCKED UP?
<MrSauce> NOOOOOOO
<MrSauce> fuck
<MrSauce> she was so hot
<EvilRobot> Hey, in 18 years and 9 months, you'll be able to
hump her daughter.
<MrSauce> hrm
<MrSauce> I'd be 35
<MrSauce> very possible
<EvilRobot> See, always look for the silver lining!
<MrSauce> oh well. I guess it's time for a farewell fap

<kurogane> "Research suggests that women with larger breasts
are more intelligent than their less well endowed
counterparts, with the larger breasted women studied having an
I.Q. some 10 points in excess of those with smaller breasts.
<kurogane> "The Chicago researcher (who confessed to herself
being an A-cup), conducted a sociological study in which she
took a sample of 1,200 women, divided by breast size into five
categories: extra-large, large, medium, small, and
extra-small.
<kurogane> who funds these 'studies'
<CindiK> Juggs magazine
<kurogane> is that a science journal?

<pengo> i dont really care if i'm not normal.. so long as i'm
abnormal within the normal range of abnormality.

<Pr|muS> (H|J|nX)  BBS Warez?
<Pr|muS> (H|J|nX)  What do you have BBS related?
<hydro> wtf is be back soon warez

<homerj> i'm going to see if that beam in the basement is big
enough to hang myself from..if not, bbl

<NtG> now if only people would swallow their syringes
<NtG> im sick of stepping on them

<nonplused> guys
<nonplused> what starts up apache on reboot
<quadra> hmm it sounds like a native american thing
<quadra> so the answer must be Alcohol