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<gpi> -:- BitchX: Join to #brocku was synched in 0.153 secs!!
<gpi> i love the double exclamation mark
<gpi> as if that's shattering some world record
<trigga> lol
<gpi> HOLY SHIT YOU SYNCED FAST!!

<_luther_> Canada.. great place. They started a country and no
one showed up.

<Skuzzi> swing programah swing programah saaawwwwiiiiing
programa
<j0e> Skuzzi: my opinion of your mental status remains
unchanged.

<voyweiser> what's the record for the most blowjobs in one
day? cause i think i broke it.
<LlnK> how many guys did you give head today?
<voyweiser> stfu whore. i guess i walked right into that one
huh?

([ric]): see if you were scared in legoland, would you shit
lego bricks?

<balls> my sister is an idiot
<balls> my dad was doing something with our phones, so he
called my brother (who was at work) to turn off his cell
phone.  this WHOLE TIME my sister is right at his side.  so
when hes done, he tells my sister to call my brother and tell
him that its ok to turn his cell phone on.  so she calls his
cell phone, walks into the room and goes "hes not picking up,
so i left a message"

<FooMashoo> i wear my pants backwards
<Bryan> is that so the zipper is easier for your lover?
<FooMashoo> yes

< f0rd> you can't do loops in html can you

[Participle] Ever since I saw bukkake, I can't eat cinnamon
rolls anymore...
[Participle] Thanks a lot, Japan!

* Shadow walks off into oblivion and has a cup of tea
<Wampa> dude I want some oblivion tea

*** Now talking in #math
<Jahidi> One time nnitro sent me a picture of himself wearing
nothing but a calculator.

<Rodzilla> -- 12 percent of Brazilian ladies have had sex with
animals.
<Santa_Smith> ew those brazilian women have sex with anything
<Tessai|modeling> smith: THERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO GET SOME ;D!!

<techzen> fuck lsd
<techzen> i mean dsl

<FifthColumn> best place to pick up chicks is at the
orphanage.  those 18 year olds get sent out on their own with
no place to go, usually
<mogismog> they're usually crazy, too, fifth
<mogismog> makes for a good time in bed

<nitrifik_> wtf? that's blazemore? he looks 12!
<P2E> maybe that's why he has so much porn

<orion> i HATE
<orion> the beastie boys.
<Amanda_> Their talent is INTERGALACTIC
<Amanda_> Saying you hate them is a form of SABOTAGE
<Amanda_> GIRLS are always huge fans
<orion> ....................................................
<Amanda_> Looks like you need some BRASS MONKEY

<RaVenCorax> someone watched demolition man last night
<Admiral_Justin> someone did?
<Admiral_Justin> the ratings are in?
<Admiral_Justin> :o
<Admiral_Justin> We must find this man and do many terrible
things to him.

<morientes> some fucker just played a trick on me.. i was
sitting in the couch.. well all of a sudden my jocks feel like
their going up my ass crack... i try to pull out the wedge..
most pain i've ever felt... someone put chewy in my jocks and
my ass hairs are all stuck together.. stuck to my jocks.. i
dont fucking believe this shit

<Kuros> ya, but your in canada...
<Error_404> it's colder... but we get to fuck 14 year olds
<Error_404> so it evens out

<evenpar123> I am so going to be moderated for that last
comment...
<mightyflo> console wars are stupid. people that get involved
with console wars are even stupidder
<evenpar123> Console wars?  I was just giving some
information, and making fun of the fact that his parents don't
love each other anymore

<MrP-> what is wrong with slashdot.org?? I am almost done
reading my 1997-2001 Slashdot.org cache CD-ROM set, if I
finish and its not back up, I may perish

<boarsai> funnily enough it took me a few minutes to realise
my pen didn't have "alt + z" capabilities...

<BMTwigzta> People act like 9/11 was some big thing, it's not
like they crashed EFnet or anything

<deathazre> don't think this quite applies to twish, but
<@neotek> can you imagine how many neck injuries occur each
year from camwhores with small tits trying to lick their
nipples?
<AngelPHiSH[girl]> *lmao*
<AngelPHiSH[girl]> i cant lick my own nipple :(
<Nemessis> can i?
<AngelPHiSH[girl]> sure ^___^
<neko> i can lick my nipple
<Nemessis> leet
<neko> takes ages sewing it back on though

<phooka> im getting a nice deal on a laptop
<phooka> 599 for a good deal
<minkis> and then how much is the laptop for after you bought
the deal?

[05:45pm] [+xvize] yea aol's supposed to be harder to trace

<zerg> if you ever got pregnant would you get an abortion?
<S4L3M> no
<zerg> adoption?
<S4L3M> no
<zerg> keep it?
<S4L3M> of course!! i prefer to know my spawns so i can bestow
upon them all my evilness and evil ways and evil knowledge...
<S4L3M> how else will i ever rule the world? fool.

<BDSChaos> if god wasn't gay then why would he have created
hard throbbing cocks

<CaMR0N> why does everyone call me cumron?
<drunkers> probably and honest mistake
<CaMR0N> but everyone?
<drunkers> did you tell them you were gay?
<CaMR0N> yes cause im honest with everyone
<drunkers> maybe its not an honest mistake then

<+violus> fucking figures, the week the modem gives out is the
week I can't spend time with the woman.
<+Pavius> violus, just inflate another one

<atomic__> i wish i had a .no hostname so i could act stupid
and no one would ever question why i acted the way i did

<gerald> i am hungr
<antiuser> so hungry you ate a letter aye?

<Dayv> Eric, you wouldn't know bad taste if it came up behind
you and licked your asshole with your mother's severed tongue.

<[Knob]> IM NOT COLORBLIND, thanks to this test: http://
www.liquidgeneration.com/sabotage/vision_sabotage.asp
<rTenshi> I WISH I WERE BLIND, thanks to this page: http://
www.goatse.cx

Demonic: .............  Whoah, this conversation just took the
offramp into Pervert Pike, going a good 80 mph even.
Demonic: Not that I'm entirely against such a happening.
YRS: niehter am I
YRS: lol
YRS: I could go for a good hentai right about now
Demonic: Good ole hentai, glossing over Japan's major social
problems since 1946.

<Kingsford> who is Psytrox?
<Turori> rejis's date
<Kingsford> an IRC date?
<Cockbill_Street> right
<Kingsford> you guys should go to #movies
<Kingsford> and then, out to #dinner
<Kingsford> and later, #backseatofthecar
<Rejistania> Are you implying that I should get a life?
<Cockbill_Street> you've found that out on your own. ;)

<Flirbnic> 26% of final doom has been... bought.

xstar: i saw a license plate that said :
"MAC USR"
xstar: i wanted to hit him
xstar: hard
xstar: in the face
xstar: with a bat

<pyroman> I am unilateraly discontinuing diplomatic relations
with hexbit.
<hexbit> we had diplomatic relations?
<pyroman> I don't need tsalmavet's or anyones support, I
prepared to take action alone if necessary.  pyroman can not
just sit back and let someone like hexbit continue to harbor
weapons of mass stupidity, and do nothing.

<FlipTopBox> oooh!  i want a p'zone!
<mightyflo> "we tried spelling 'pizza' and 'calzone' but we
fucked up."
<FlipTopBox> i was thinking more like "we were trying to find
the most annoying name possible."

<kinzillah> I'm going to build a random number generator that
works, it will be a small mechanical device that shakes dice
and then reads what number came up, then we will have real
random number in computers, none of this seeding with the
timer shit.

<reuben> send me a picture of you.
<{Elmo}> no scanner
<reuben> get one.
<{Elmo}> no $$
<ryano> in other words reub, you probably dont want to see her

i am RAWK: you know, I don't think I ever really realized how
much boys jack off before I started reading bash.org
i am RAWK: i mean, I kinna figured it was a frequent thing,
but it seems astronomical now
QuakeZop: haha, I've done it fifteen times since you left here

<a_passerby> and although she has never given me written
consent to check her legs, i most certainly have
<flatface> lol
<Saotome_Ranma> testosterone alert
<Saotome_Ranma> woo woo
<Saotome_Ranma> passerb is becoming horny :o
<a_passerby> testosterone makes the world go round
<a_passerby> estrogen makes the world mad and unfriendly
<Everdraed> Says the person who just went through twenty plus
pages of Winnie the Pooh hentai
<Saotome_Ranma> IT WASN'T ALL WINNIE I SWEAR

<Goose-dz> what you should do is bury half of your money in
the back yard
<D3StRuCT> wait a minute
<D3StRuCT> i remember something like this in the bible, i was
actually awake on this one
<D3StRuCT> didnt that guy get called a dumb ass bitch?
<Goose-dz> they used the phrase dumb ass bitch in the bible?
<D3StRuCT> well no
<Goose-dz> must be the new testament
<D3StRuCT> it was much more complex and condescending

<Palindrome80> (oh.  my.  god.  josh just showed me
pornographic harry potter fan fiction.)
<thedreya> (I REFUSE to read the porno harry potter fanfic. I
stick to gay A-team fanfic)

< Dustin> I was talking to a French friend earlier. He was
annoyed that English didn't have a word for a specific kind of
pride like French does. I pointed out that the French having
more words for pride is like the Inuits having more words for
snow.
< Dustin> He didn't laugh. =[

<radiohead> hey emp
<radiohead> http://www.stileproject.com/hotty.html
<Emperor3D> i'd fuck her
<photons> hahah
<Emperor3D> and cum on her tummy and face.
<photons> did you go all the way down..
<photons> brrwwahahaha
<radiohead> would you cum on her dick too?
<Emperor3D> :(

* Hottie_Girl thinks: OK
[Anakin`] Must have come as a shock to you.
[Anakin`] You know...thinking.
[Hottie_Girl] NO
[Hottie_Girl] I'M NOT A DUM BLOND

<foop> CUZ IN THE GHETTO THEY CANT BE AFFORDING 128
<incognegro> "i'm so ghetto, my mp3s aren't recorded above
64kbps"

<Scogeta> screw you.
<ShadowZirus> a/s/l?

<Ramza> there's this wierd kid watching everything that I type
sitting beside me
<Ramza> yes you
<Ramza> I don't see anyone else
<Ramza> go away obviously I don't want you to do this

<Nexus330> we got this phrase back south
<Nexus330> "Old enough to pee, is old enough for me"
<morbid> well that explains alot

<HellDragon> why do i make the same face when i orgasm than
when i go backward in my car

<eldeesux0r> i used to think lysol was a lice repellent
<eldeesux0r> one day i sprayed it in my hair before i went to
school cuz they were doing lice checks
<eldeesux0r> i got a rash :|

<Threeboy> i'm gonna start a money service like paypal.
<Threeboy> and call it goatbu.cx

<angst> someone off campus was looking at my penis.
<angst> i think i spend too much time analyzing people's
actions in my webserver's logs

<Akito> Single men make up the vast majority though
* Akito loves being in the minority :D
<iamcal> you're not a man anymore?

*** BlitzVector2 has joined #rpgfan
* BlitzVector2 is in the house
*** BlitzVector2 was kicked by KeeperX (no. the door is
locked.)

<Aiko> i have sex like i just got out of prison and about to
go back in

<AndyPunk> what is with all the publicity with people who have
lost limbs in the war
<AndyPunk> wasn't the only reason we went into iraq was to
dis-arm them?

<Xyonz> there are gay girls in my class that use me to get
porn for them
<Xyonz> which i find amusing
<Xyonz> since i hardly look at porn
<Xyonz> :
<_rb> are they hot?
<Xyonz> not by most people's standards, but i'd say they are

<barkode:#916> i'm a fan of real time irc.
<barkode:#916> not this
playing-chess-via-postal-mail-to-uzbekistan irc strategy kubla
has

<DAL9000> vanilla coke tastes like ass
<mov> i'd like to taste it..

AdrianO: Aq: I thought you'd renounced the yellow shirt of
doom?
Aquarion: Not totally, anyway.
Aquarion: I wore it to work to see the effect.
Aquarion: Said effect being, and I quote "Fucking hell,
that's a loud shirt"

<Elly_May> she works where the men come and pay money for
sex...
<Elly_May> what do you call it again...
<DrNick668> hahahah
<qrg> hahahha
<DrNick668> thailand

<al-x> pam anderson had implants
<al-x> had them taken out
<al-x> just had them put back in
<al-x> she proly has zippers
<al-x> under her arms
<al-x> or somethign

* Ricyn watches the wind knock someone over outside
<Jedah> don't ya love hurricanes?
* Ricyn checks weatherbug.
<Ricyn> 60mph gusts
<Jedah> this sounds like a fun time to parasail
<Ricyn> yeah, just run into the street and jump

<WatashiWa> *eats more moldy bread*
<WatashiWa> I'm gonna get kinky in a few minutes with some
peanut butter. ^_^
<mystic_knight> ....
<Krelian|Owned> ....
<WatashiWa> ....
<mystic_knight> i feel sorry for your dog