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(frOsty-) s|urpee: holy shit, i just stopped caring about this
thread of conversation

<revc> asphinctersayswhat?
<Daedalus> what?
<revc> heehee
<Daedalus> ?
<revc> asphinctersayswhat?
<Daedalus> what the hell are you saying
<Daedalus> whats an asphincter

<+k\o\w> I wanna make a font
<+k\o\w> where the letters are made of penises
<Kid_Khaos> and call it Lucida Handjob
<+k\o\w> r0x0r.

<Magus> U.S. forces may release "e-bomb" on Iraqis. Massive
rave expected to ensue

TXTerron: i have of those
strtoken: me too
TXTerron: the first girl i ever got intimate says it was
normal length but very large gerth
TXTerron: that should have been my first clue she was a
fucking slut

<HellmasteR> another rather amusing thing is that lol in h4x0r
is 101, and 101 in binary is 5
<HellmasteR> so when i say FIVE from now on i mean lol

<Shandz> i just got an electric shock off the phone
<Quicksilver> static or live?
<Shandz> I dunno, think live
<Shandz> cos when i stuck my hand in again it shocked me again
*** Shandz is now known as Shandz|phone

<Uday_Williams> Know what'd be messed up?  If one of Saddam's
doubles turned good, and then was appointed to run the
country.  Bet that'd confuse alot of people.

<Blazen> racism is not tolerated on this network. you have
been warned. further actions will include kill/gline.
<gigfood> who is that
<gigfood> everybody says that word
<gigfood> fuck you nigger
<Zt|ReEn^Ni> hes an ircop
<gigfood> shit he is?
<Blazen> is that a challenge?
<gigfood> listen here mr tuff irc cop
<gigfood> fuck you nigger
*** gigfood has quit IRC (G-lined (Multiple harassment/racism
issues))

<skychic> how do you exit channels?
<anarch> use /quit
*** skychic has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
<anarch> heheh
*** skychic has joined #lummies
<CrashCat> hmm, you must have missed a parameter
<CrashCat> try /quit #lummies
<skychic> cheers!
*** skychic has quit IRC (Quit: #lummies)

<X-man> i had a comp sci teacher that named her dog scsi
<X-man> i felt bad for it

<Rasputin> Episode 1 rocked!!!!!
<Rasputin> Let me rephrase.
<Rasputin> The trailer for Episode 1 ROCKED!!!!

<nstylz> i want to make a site that the people run it and then
just forget about it and watch the $ go in
<Deadbolt> sorry, we already have a slashdot

[Izazael] when ryll dies, we should cremate him and put his
ashes in a coffee filter
[Izazael] mmm nescafe goth blend

<@Spidey> you can get stamps anywhere
<@Spidey> grocery store, convenient store
<@Spidey> ;[
<@Spidey> -t+ce?
<@orion> setting modes on your sentences again, addict?

<DistORt> is anyone here actually an op
<DistORt> or are you all just clever lines of script

<Doomer> i want to compile some kind of calculater
<Doomer> its my first good program
<fraggle> er what language is it in
<Doomer> uh
<Doomer> wait
<Doomer> english

* Joins: rock ([email protected])
<rock> hey
<Capn_Panic> hey
<Shockster> hey
<Capn_Panic> it's fat albert!

< kriptik> !sites
< BassBoy> !sites
< kriptik> !geeks-in-g-strings
< BassBoy> !nude-animals
< kriptik> !greasy-ewok-bitches
< BassBoy> !underage-gerbil-sluts
< kriptik> you win :(

<Lyre-work> <-- soon to be my perm nick =(

Ya-leile: i either need candy or a fuck.
Dan: w00t!
Ya-leile cries
Ya-leile: and i can't find either.
Dan: *blink*
DJEuphoriK: i can be over in like half an hour
Dan: BWAHAHAHA
Ya-leile: with candy?
Ya-leile: *grin*

<PercyKittenz> Is it war yet?
<Nacho> after this commercial break

Join: []{3V0R]{] [[email protected]]
(]{3V0R]{): is it possible to register a channel on EfNet ??
Kick: []{3V0R]{] was kicked by [@BEF] [Your nick is
excessively retarded.]

<|TripleH|> Ever been fucking some 15-year-old homeless girl
and the roofies wear off and she starts to wake up? Do you
just keep going, or do you hit her with a toaster or something
and try to knock her back out? I never know what to do.

([m1]) teresa do you remember what i told you about the
playground mentality of guys?
(resa) playground?
(resa) they only think about sex?
([m1]) no teresa
([m1]) that boys in elementary school would pick on girls they
like
(Mog2) i'd hate to know how teresa connected the playground to
thinking about sex

<ProFessional_Widow> i have back stage asses
<ProFessional_Widow> passes

<sAmEeLl> i smoke dunhills
<aNuBiS-> i assume thats #bearcave lingo for cock

<captain_ben> i hate fucking addons
<Mr_Day> Don't fuck them, then.
<Mr_Day> Install them, much easier.

<KTP> Having... seizure... and... erection... at.. same
time... call 976

<bytraper> well.. you know what they say
<bytraper> if you drink and drive your a bloody idiot, if you
make it home, your a fuckin legend

<conceited> in exactly two days i'll be packeting whoever
talks shit to me.

<@BhodiZzZz> cevik: help, my code won't compile and I don't
know what's wrong!
BhodiZzZz ([email protected]) is now known as Bhodi
<cevik> well.. part of your problem appears to be that you
were asleep when you wrote it.. ;)

<The_Fallen> He, two years ago we were at the computer lab and
my friends, a dumbass farmer, wrote in the adress bar : "I
wanna see a website about car, please, thanks alot"
<The_Fallen> Oh, My, Fucking, God.

<Miharu> you know you're asleep when you put your  jeans on
backwards.
<Kriss> That, or Kriss Kross..

<+Sketchee> I used to subscribe to this magazine:
www.clubfreshmen.com/
<+TheWalls> im not clicking that link
<NSGuest-617> me neither
<+Sketchee> It's obviously college related.
<+Sumez> sounds like gay porn to me
<+Sumez> "fresh men"
<NSGuest-617> knowing sketchee, it is
<+Sketchee> Damn you all.
<+Sketchee> Sad part is you're right.

<wax-> What is the minimum dos version linux will run on?

<ac> just messaged this girl I use to know back home with
"Welcome back hottie"
<ac> The response was "This is katie's mother"
<ac> ...
<ac> not a good thing

<reaper> I'm not racist I have colour TV :/

Cypher: well i think i got everything packed
Owen: + 1 packing skill (Cypher)

teimujin: so i'm playing Call of Duty 2 and the other team is
camping with a machine gun, and i hear one of my teammates
shout "the british are camping!"

~ BigTongue is talking to a 18 year old portuguese chick..
that means she's either gunna give good head or clean my house
nicely

<@Carmen> I wish I did all the things I wanted to do to my EX
before we broke up
<@Carmen> Selling her to that guy out east for 6000 would have
been a good start
<@Deadlymouse> should have taken four goats and a Camel when
you were offered it
<@Carmen> Ya would have gotten more from the goat

<Shounen-chan> seriously, he's such a fuckwit.
<Shounen-chan> it's hidden behind what at times can pass for
wit and charm, though.
<POINGjam> I see.
<POINGjam> He chops the fuck off the wit.
<Shounen-chan> no, he just uses a well placed curtain to draw
attention away from the fuck..
<Shounen-chan> smoke and mirrors are too advanced for him.
<POINGjam> Pay no attention to the fuck behind the curtain.

<Nivex> if it weren't for the users, sysadminning would be
easy :-/

<sh-> does downloading porn vcd's on dialup count as tantric?

<+psychoace> damn fucking netsplits
<+psychoace> when will mirc solve this problem

DraZ: Well, except Elmo
DraZ: They even made a toy so that when you touched him, he
had convulstions.
NeoNess: I thought it was Orgasms
NeoNess: THAT TICKLES

<zimalicious> size doesnt matter. as long as you know how to
use it.
<Ralp> But size does matter if you have no idea what you're
doing?
<Mattress> hmm, I didn't really have any idea what I was doing
and it was apparently awesome, does that mean I have a big
penis?

<crazney_> who the fuck spells cheque check
<ambr> err
<ambr> checks ??
<Zensunni> crazney: the americans do...
<ambr> thats the stupidest thing i've seen this hour
<ambr> and i've been reading bash.org

<@olly> turns out my modem is broken
<@olly> thats why it didn't work in france
<@Beatnik> OUCH
<@jon^> it's that cheap french electricity they use to power
their phone system
< Demonen> Yeah.  You can only get really good
phone-electricity in the states.
<@jon^> it is very high in fat though
<@jon^> i woudl recommend british electricity but it's a bit
expensive and it rusts

reconnection: that is because in canada you can leave your
doors open and michael moore can burst in at any time
reconnection: ... that was when they started locking doors

(@f00kaG0at) im still trying to figure out how to get to
minesweeper
(@f00kaG0at) in xp
(@Yemen) :D
(@f00kaG0at) goddamn new start menu
(@Yemen) yeh
(@Yemen) it confused me for a couple of days too
(@f00kaG0at) ive had it 5 months
(@Yemen) oh
(@Yemen) ^_^

<Saber> ow damnit
<Saber> HA
<Saber> That'll teach you
<Saber> damn gummy bears
<c_thur> Saber: i can relate...i think

<Swedishfish> he encodes to .rm
<Swedishfish> he cant say shit about divx encoded eps being
shitty
<neclimdul> that's not even encoding
<EddyB43> RM is destruction.
<EddyB43> I might as well fire up BMP and draw crappy pictures
of a show while it airs.

<iMike> I am so horny, but matteo won't have sex with me
anymore.
<matteo> That's because of you having that affair with that
cow.
<iMike> Which cow? The big brown and white one? Or your mom?

<hypr> MY MOM WONT LET M,E WEAR HEADPHONES CAUSE SHE THINKS
THEY WILL GIVE ME CANCER OR A BRAIN TUMOR
<hypr> she like sneaks up behind me and takes them off and
says she will break them if she sees em on me again
<hypr> :(
<[cut]> <schwtzngr> IT'S NOT A TUMOR!

<EvilGenius> HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!!
<nykoelle> HAPPY NEW YEAR
<solace> 2004!!
<nykoelle> YAYA
<nykoelle> !!!
<nykoelle> </2003>
<solace> HAPPY NEW YEARRRR
<EvilGenius> rofl meg

<[RIT]Vyper> RIT women are like parking spaces. They're either
taken or handicapped.

<XtremeBain> you know you're a hich when
<Fembot> ya can't spell "hick"

<JDigital> I have ops in #pyoko... I put it on my resume along
with my Slashdot karma ;)

<ajh_home> I'm not sure I can convey how uncomfortable it
makes me when people just randomly come up to me.
<kyle> the funny thing is, if you killed them, it would be /
you/ who gets arrested.
<kyle> what a backwards society.

<CrashCat> I could never place a personal ad.  I would live on
p0rn and irc before I got that far.  oh wait

<Sid> I'm running a joke so far into the ground it'll become
the next major oil supply.

<R`:#heroin> Is this for recovery or indulgence?

<MKDemon> my girlfriend has boobs.
<Kevyn> My girlfriend has boobs too.
<Kevyn> And by boobs, I meant "two balled up t-shirts stuffed
up a pillowcase"
<Kevyn> ...And by girlfriend, I meant "pillow"
<Kevyn> In case you couldn't tell.
<Kevyn> No pun intended.

<Rudeboi> winme does something that no chick will over do...
continously goes down on me...

<@PakiSpice> missy elliot bothers me
<fromtheashes> that video where she wore a garbage bag scared
the bejesus outta me
<fromtheashes> im a supa fly, supa dupa fly
<@PakiSpice> yea
<@PakiSpice> i think it left me somewhat scarred
<fromtheashes> why don't you supa dupa fly your fat ass out of
a 4th story window
<fromtheashes> and stop giving me nightmares

<trccccc> damn I have eaten enough salsa to kill a small
ethiopian town

<exii> I was just talking to my brother.
<exii> And I said "okay, its 10:10, I have to go boot up the
shower."