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<velco> real men use mailx *g*
<ahu> real men whistle into the cable
<movement> no, real men stand up for a 1, and lay down for a 0
<movement> and transmit it over a webcam

<kleitin> where are u guys from?
<Hyperbyte> I am from the Netherlands
<kleitin> netherlands is in usa ?

<snag> i once jerked off in my face, just to see what it was
like

<Julia_M> Arthur C. Clarke:
<Julia_M> "There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags
do not wave in a vacuum."
<Julia_M> you know...space?
<Jeff_R> ya
<Julia_M> there can be no nations that can conquer space! aww
yea it's great
<Jeff_R> I don't believe the whole vacuum thing...I
mean...that would be one big ass Dirt Devil dirt bag to hold
all that stuff in space

<filefly> and she asked me "should i be worried?" i said "no,
you wanna know what i think?"
<filefly> so i told her
<filefly> "...and the prospect of finding her perfect
educational institution threatens to overwhelm her tiny brain"
<filefly> which normally would've made her laugh
<filefly> had i not left the letters "i" and "n" off of
"brain"
* filefly bashes head on desk repeatedly

<The_Fellator> She passed out on the couch so I covered her
up, turned off the tv and left
<Temujin> Covered her up with manchowder.
<The_Fellator> I washed that off
<The_Fellator> well
<The_Fellator> with urine

[PaleMoon] Video killed the radio star
[PaleMoon] which is fortunate.. cos radio porn never really
caught on

* mode [+im] by Lucy
* mode [-im] by Lucy
* Lucy [[email protected]] has left #gr
[]
<Temujin> ..
<Lurker> Lucy sneezed on her touchscreen

<DevilsArms> I hate the saying "Their are plenty more fish in
the sea".
<DevilsArms> As soon as you get your tackle out in public you
get arrested.

<theastro> my exchange student has cool hair.
<Yogurt> Your exchange student?
<theastro> And he can spin his pen between his fingers with
great skill.
<Yogurt> Is he indentured?

<RndmLeon> Well as I'm on this network all the time I suppose
I might as well camp here as well
* RndmLeon prods Asimov
<Ankheg> good kid. stand by for assimilation
*** Ankheg sets mode: +o RndmLeon
<Ankheg> assimilation complete
<RndmLeon> Argh, No ple.... Drone ready

(@RattX) i almost got a mate hit by a car, he was stoned and i
told him there were these really cool stripes in the middle of
the road

<Osiris_69> we cant be a couple because she wont agree to oral
sex before mariage
<Osiris_69> catholic chinese, who is the ass who converted
them? im gona kill those fuckers
<AntiZzZ> i dated one of em
<AntiZzZ> she never gave it up in like 8 months
<AntiZzZ> she was rich tho
<Poppet-> damn
<Poppet-> 8 months
<Osiris_69> on the 9th month anti?
<AntiZzZ> we broke up
<_hit> she had a black baby

<pAth0s> anyone know what these modules are used for? ipip,
ip_gre, and switch-adm?
<pAth0s> they're not loaded on my router while it's in use,
hoping I can nuke em
<Krylancelo_> They control the universe.
<pAth0s> I'd imagine, but I'd gladly give up the universe for
another 400k worth of space

guitarchick177: lolz, christie's already drunk
SenorAnderson86: nice
guitarchick177: one shot drunk
SenorAnderson86: band name
guitarchick177: i'm halfway through my second
SenorAnderson86: album name
guitarchick177: hahah
SenorAnderson86: now we need a song name
guitarchick177: that's what she said
SenorAnderson86: Oh snap

<PabloEsteHome> What do you want for christmas that is under
40??
<|fS|Jot> mmmmmmm
<|fS|Jot> Solaris's mom

<Theogony> must not like trick or treaters
<phr0work> I didn't get ny
<phr0work> fucking kids
<Theogony> at least that greatly reduced the possibility of a
lawsuit
<phr0work> hehe
<phr0work> also greatly reduced my chances of getting laid
<phr0work> kids in shitty costumes can't run worth a fuck

<Jon-> doing some C coding ;)
<Anselmo> pfft
<Anselmo> Learn a real language
<Anselmo> Like Amiga Basic

<[Piratez]> so what kinda job you got?
<drunkers> i wash dishes
<[Piratez]> at a resturaunt?
<drunkers> no, at home

<WinTek> whats a good efnet server?
<Julie2> thats an oxymoron
<ToidyMan> WinTek, good and efnet don't belong in the same
sentence
<F`Nar> they don't belong on the same internet

<Carlton>I see someone walking down the street wearing all
black I think, "Probably has a favourite Linux distribution."

<R0SC0E> i think [shaolin soccer] was about to be released
same weekend as Resident Evil
<R0SC0E> but they pushed it back to not be in competition
<mightyflo> zombie soccer!
<mightyflo> you could put the shaolin soccer guys up against a
bunch of zombies
<mightyflo> they could do like bullet kicks and blow their
heads off and stuff
<nitrifik_> no, zombies against zombies
<nitrifik_> slowest soccer game ever

<NolMan> this ww2 online game is so complicated
<Skep|GoSixers> whats it bout

<whippy-X> Max Payne (the game) looks cool, but Max Payne (the
character) looks like he's taking a perpetual shit
<whippy-X> and it's a bit of a ghey name too eh? Max Payne.
get it? Max PAIN. very lame. how about he just calls himself
Action Man.

<Palpaleos> ... http://crazy.codetroop.com/randimg/?
mullet7.jpg
<dn> he looks like a girl
<Him> it is a girl, dn
<dn> she looks like a guy then

<Logan> What kind of router takes 30 minutes to "cycle."
<glasnost> i think we all know the answer to that
<Logan> I don't think they're using an NT box for routing.

<A-C> Is it me or is the new Tatu song unbelievably annoying
<Lightbunny> is it me or are all of their songs annoying?
<Lightbunny> but who cares.  they're cute lesbians.
<A-C> but of course

<ESD-Wyrk> any good gaymes coming out soon?
<bb-w3rk> the new sims came out
<ESD-Wyrk> I have a hard enough time managing my own life
<ESD-Wyrk> plus I'd probably kill myself after watching my sim
get more action than me

<HungSolo> goin with xp
<HungSolo> never done linux so i dont wanna screw around with
somethin i know nothin about
<Nemephosis> like girls?
<tdh> LOL

<classic07> Is it hard to turn gay ?
<classic07> Girls are just to confusing to me right now.

<cinnabar> tv rots the mind, destroys the imagination,
promotes obsesity, and encourages commercialism.
<jazzstepa> its the american way

<Wynn> I put the 'asian' in 'caucasian'

<straylight> Y'know, I just realized something... why the fuck
are we
sending in the NORMAL armed forces against Osama bin Laden?
Isn't this
right up GI JOE's alley?
<straylight> I mean, what the hell are we paying THEM for?
<straylight> Hell, the theme song even says "GI JOE is there!"

MrProgrmmr: I want to encode my sperms DNA with the DeCSS
code, that way when I jack off, I'd be breaking the law

<mandz> i am going out. i'm waiting for the washing machine to
stop
<lohnro> usually youre on top of it hoping it doesnt stop

<DarkOne> This nightvision effect simply looks as if someone
replaced your monitor with a bowl of lime sherbert.

(@elusive_brob) XargoL
(@elusive_brob) I've got a hook-up-line for you
(+XargoL) oh?
(+XargoL) ;O
(@elusive_brob) "wanna play network? you're switch and i'm
cable?"
(+XargoL) heh
(+XargoL) remember firewall

<Cassara> Oh! and the open trenchcoat. But usually Zan is
like. Black slaves, button down shirts, overcoats and stuff.
lesse who else..
<Doom> ...Black Slaves.. Nice fashion accessory

<DrUDgE> black|one: what is your mom on top of me nude?
<DrUDgE> black|one: a good time!
<black|one> not for you..
<black|one> my mom is 60.

<PUTZINGoff> Does a kid wake up one day and say Mommy/Daddy I
want to grow up to be a PROCTOLOGIST!!!!!

<CryptoKnight> i was at my girlfriend's house yesterday
<CryptoKnight> and we are having sex
<Hektik_Sniper> ...
<Hektik_Sniper> TMI
<CryptoKnight> and then we hear her mom and her mom's
boyfriend in the next room getting started
<Hektik_Sniper> ...
<CryptoKnight> and then they finish
<CryptoKnight> and then i'm still going
<Hektik_Sniper> SHUT IT YOUR MAKING BABY JESUS CRY!!!!!!!
<CryptoKnight> and this morning that fuck calls me a "minute
man "
<Hektik_Sniper> ...
<CryptoKnight> heh

<mdgslve> Zeek the only good thing about sheep is if you get
em close enough to a cliff they push back really hard :)

<dyno> Anyone ever gotten the error "Network Cable Unplugged"
?
<kash[]> yea it means your network cable is unpluged
<dyno> at first I thought it was because of an IRQ setting,
but we fixed that.. and I am still getting that error.

[+NekoGirl]: bored evening
[+NekoGirl]: guess ill get the cell phone, stick it on the
panties and call till the bat runs out ..

<Shinji>  Like a couple playing catch with an aborted fetus,
atleast I caught my mistake.

<chadamir> I was gonna call my band 'trebek is god' but we
decided that was a better album name and then we decided not
to use it at all
<kolby> and then you realized there was no band
<kolby> it was just you and a karaoke machine

<Jibble> I got a 3.5 this semester :D
<Jibble> I so thought I'd failed that history exam too
<MrEnthusiasm> its a computer error
<MrEnthusiasm> you should be getting a letter in the mail
rather soon explaining why your financial aide has been
revoked
<Jibble> I don't have any financial aid
<MrEnthusiasm> got the letter I see

<acehole101> losing is not an option.
<@ex-machina> no, for you it's a compulsion.

<Tirael> wtf is a haemophiliac?
<Tirael> someone who has sex w/ blood??

<Sharkey> I've been told I should be a phone sex operator.
<Sharkey> Which gender hasn't been specified.
<Xerox> I've been told I should be a phone sex caller.
<Sharkey> Keep reaching for that rainbow.
<Kashan> he's waiting for your call

<Seed> I had to remove one of toastt's organs once.. because
he didn't pay attention
<md`> i see
<Supachikn> which organ?
<Supachikn> his skin?
<Supachikn> pancreas?
<Supachikn> appendix!
<Seed> Supachikn: a 1967 Hammond organ

<@madragoran> then i couldn't find the buslogic module
<@madragoran> so i went and recompiled my kernel
<@madragoran> still couldn't find it
<@madragoran> oh
<@madragoran> there it is - BusLogic
<@madragoran> fucking hell
<@madragoran> since when are module names capitalized?
<@madragoran> BusLogic and NVidia think they are hot shit

<Clara> "Hey, this is the 00s. I wonder if there is irony in
the use of "00s?" Is it ironic that there seems to be almost
00 morality in entertainment for teens today? Almost 00
attention to morality by the filmmakers of today. Almost 00
open and honest observance of His Word? Publicly anyway?"
<zeniba> the only significance in the "00s" is that the year
now is more reminiscent of boobs than it was before

<|dxb|-XeS`006-> i have a nuclear bomb
<Mercury}W{> I bet its in your pants too.
<ONP-Trugoy> great now this channel is being monitored by the
gov't

< mctaylor> you want to use outlook?
<@nt_> erm, yes
<@nt_> why
< mctaylor> um, well bug ridden, slow, memory hog, mta client
that doesn't follow RFCs...
<@nt_> good point, i'll just migrate the entire company across
the globe to Pine/Mutt and then code some nice GroupWare
functionality into it

<@toe2toe> only time a user has ever cried with me was when
she had zonealarm set to ultra-annoy-user-at-every-oppurtunity
mode on
<@toe2toe> and basically, her nortons was so locked down
<@toe2toe> everytime she tried to get her mail
<@toe2toe> and our server tried to send it to her
<@toe2toe> she thought she was getting hacked
<@Starfire> the best option i have found in ZA configs is the
uninstall one
<@toe2toe> and when i told her she wasnt, she thought that
some people are harrasing her, and demanded to know why i
refused to call the police about it :>
<@Starfire> because its not your job to call the police
<@Starfire> i would have given her police number
<@Starfire> and told her to follow it up post haste!
<@toe2toe> and say what
<@toe2toe> "hi, im getting hacked on my computer from a guy
called "local host"

<@sh3p> Download
<@sh3p> Welcome to File Cauldron!
<@sh3p> You are downloader number 1,101,922 of 1,104,254
waiting in line.
<@sh3p> Your download will begin somewhere around June 19 in
the year 2044 .

<Magey> On ZNES if you press the ` key it lets you speed up
the emulation, kind of like a 'fast forward'. I use it so much
that I sometimes catch my self absent mindedly trying to use
it when waiting for a page to load.

(eaThunder) <----- 10 inch penis
(raygun) <----36" girlfriend
(TheWulf) blowup or midget ?
(raygun) child

<Max-> worse than shite 200mhz pentium with 32mb ram and
monitors @ 60hz?
<CUI> Max- That's not computer
<CUI> That's a calculator

<LilGCube740> are you from a dif country
<|STeReOtYpE|> portugal
<LilGCube740> u speak poor english
<LilGCube740> i speak poor spanish so its all good

<uneasier> [ric], a student has to make money.. the pay was
good and it wasnt nearly as degrading as you would think
<[ric]> uneasier: I realise, but think how the chickens felt?
<uneasier> they were heavily drugged
<[ric]> I am sure there is some bad joke in this about
chickens eating seed, but let's just leave it at that

<barkode> firewire is the greatest thing since people started
taking pictures of other people in thongs.

<Fire_Elemental-x-> Interviews suck in general
<apathy> I dunno...
<apathy> I used to like conducting them :)
<Fire_Elemental-x-> all that "where do you see yourself in 10
years" and "what are your strengths and weaknesses" crap
<apathy> heh, my questions were more along the lines of "tell
me everything you know about the keyword 'const'"
<Fire_Elemental-x-> Next time someone asks me a 10 years
question I'm gonna say "Where you are sitting"
<apathy> heh, then add "No wait, I thought you said 10
months."
<Fire_Elemental-x-> heh

<KB8> im sick of you crazypale
<crazypale> im sick of you to
<KB8> no im sick of you crazypale
<crazypale> no ,im sick of you to
<KB8> you gte on my damn nerves
<crazypale> you make my stomache turn asswipe
<KB8> i gotta go ill pm you later
<crazypale> ok l8r

Tool2004: she said i seem "cuddly"
Espn0013: like a walrus

<Ice9> ether is fun....
<Ice9> and much cheaper than actually walking through a room
filled with jello and with twice the gravity

<Wiebo> first you die, and then you're dead
<GFK1> when i die, that's it.  I'm buggered if i'm gonna start
flying about and messin with clouds and playin harps all day. 
sod that.
<GFK1> besides
<GFK1> i'd look a right twat in all that angel gear and wings
and stuff

( 19:01:31 ) ( StillSearching ) time to feed my cat, shes
bugging me
( 19:01:56 ) ( StillSearching ) what is it about cats where
they know you are reading something, so they have to walk all
over it?
( 19:02:18 ) ( StillSearching ) how do i uninstall that
feature?
( 19:02:39 ) ( [F] ) with a hammer =P