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<Yogurt> Action Half-Life - "To counter Action Quake 2's speed
and fun, we've included slow gameplay and the ability to fall
down on purpose."

<Ickarus> no one could disguise themselves as me, they'd never
pull of my buckets of charisma
<Cloud> Richie - you misspelt "Sarcasm"

<JtotheB> it's a fact that you have to deal with sooner or
later
<JtotheB> the latent homosexuality involved with masturbating

<ion-> at least she has correctly proportioned genetalia
<ion-> within two standard deviations from the mean

<Zexion> Jewdass: well thats what I do when I want to get
totally wasted... get some GOOD pot and drink a LOT of GOOD
vodka
<|Ogreboy|> <Zexion> we call those weekdays

<Ice_Dragon> microsoft will always be around
<Ice_Dragon> I got news for you, Raede
<Ice_Dragon> when the nuclear weapons kill mankind and the
cockroaches mutate into giants
<Ice_Dragon> they'll be using windows
<Ice_Dragon> cockroach windows

[20:48] <Ghostrider> how come there are no ops
[20:48] <Ghostrider> in this channel?
[20:48] <Cougar> there are
[20:49] *** Ghostrider was kicked by Cougar (Just checking)

* Siren changes topic to 'Is it considered oral sex if my pc
goes down on me???'

<Ishtar-AFK> during chinese new years... they give redpockets
filled with money
<Ishtar-AFK> for good luck or something, but the important
part is cash
<SiWaRD> you're chinese?
<SiWaRD> I thought you were Korean
<Ishtar-AFK> i'm chinese
<Ishtar-AFK> wtf
<Ishtar-AFK> when i go back to visit my grandparents... they
say i dont follow traditions
* sweeps starts thinking up racial slurs
<sweeps> when i go back to visit my grandparents... they say i
dont follow traditions <- you mean communism?
<SiWaRD> do your grandparents know martial arts?
<sweeps> do they fly?

[T-Doo|art] when you think about evil, what pops up?
[Rosewood] Daikatana

<VashTS> im going to make a pop up that provides for them all,
" DO YOU NEED CREDIT , OR A LARGE PENIS , OR BIGGER BUST SIZE
, OR A LOAN ,,, WELL THEN CLICK THIS LINK TO BRING UP 900 MORE
POP UPS AND FORMS TO FILL OUT WHICH WILL NEVER MEAN ANYTHING
CUS YOU HAVE NO MONEY , A SMALL PENIS , NO BOOBS , AND NO ONE
IN THERE RIGHT MIND WOULD GIVE YOU MONEY , OR DATE YOU , OR
ANYTHING , CUS YOUR A NERD , A FUCKIN COMPUTER NERD , SO
IGNORE THIS AND CLICK THE X"

<jorm> fuck freedom. freedom is for weenies.
<jorm> COOL people want to be oppressed.

*** devil`` has joined #geekissues
<devil``> happy new year
<Quorthy> now that's lag

(Deathwing) I get to see a concert tomorrow, so there
(Lanfear) what concert?
(Deathwing) some guy who plays guitar for commercials
(zed) Wow, some guy who plays guitar for commercials.
(Deathwing) zed, he's one of the most famous guitarist in the
world, actually
(Deathwing) up there with Joe Satriani, among others
(Lanfear) that's why you call him 'some guy'?

<Temujin> PRIDE AND PREJUDICE SUCKS COCK
<Aboshirk> Bingley! Yes, he bites invisible biscuits.
<Temujin> Does he?
<Aboshirk> Yes. Watch the BBC thing and you'll see.
<Temujin> Adam, my mom saw it. Said that Mrs. Bennet's voice
made her want to smash the TV in.
<Trucci> violent mom!
<Aboshirk> That's an accurate response.
<Temujin> The she said "OH YEAH!" like Randy Savage.
<Max> then she snapped into a Slim Jim

<[ESF]Pcjoe2> who the fuck is using my name?
<[ESF]Pcjoe2> wait..
<[ESF]Pcjoe2> im using my own name >.<
* [ESF]Pcjoe2 has quit IRC
<[ESF]Pcjoe> hehe:-)

<Undine> So he dumped her, "Nothing about sex should remind
you of a cauliflower"

<tamrfc> HOW DO YOU CHANGE A .ZIP FILE TO .EXE I HAVE BEEN
TRYING FOR ABOUT 40 MINS NOW.

(+{-ReV-}) http://www.eden.rutgers.edu/~husainm/Animated/
milkit.gif thats stupid the glass isn't even filling up how am
i supposed to believe it then
(jizzypop_) hehe
(jizzypop_) you just have to have faith
(+{-ReV-}) like the song
(@J_bomb) rev it's a new GIF version
(@J_bomb) if you wait long enough, they'll fill up
(@J_bomb) it has extra frames
(+{-ReV-}) ok
(@J_bomb) just sit and stare
(+{-ReV-}) i'll put my finger on the screen to mark the
progression of the milk
20 minutes later...
(+{-ReV-}) ok dammit
(+{-ReV-}) i fucking quit
(+{-ReV-}) screw the milk

<AutistiCat> I'm forgetful.
<AutistiCat> Yet I can remember 50 digits of pi...
<Arcman> That's why, see.  That took up all your brain space.

<tofuhunters> what instruments can you play?
<tofuhunters> i can play the electric guitar
<tofuhunters> bass guitar
<tofuhunters> drums
<tofuhunters> and saxophone
<bobsonfire> i play the radio.

<mendel> now that I think of it, O'Reilly is to a system
administrator
<mendel> as a shoulder length latex glove is to a vetinarian.

CAT g ON k: being given racial shit from a guy named "juan"?
CAT g ON k: lol
ATRFenix: yes
ATRFenix: i made a big speech on how nigger is different from
nigga, black on black usage vs white on white usage etc etc
ATRFenix: since they were lambasting me on how i called them
fag
ATRFenix: they juan says something like, 'Ok, gook.'
ATRFenix: then i told him to go make me some footballs and it
went downhill from there.

* pig points out that vi just core dumped twice
* Khatru points out that vi sucks.
<pig> obviously
<Nugget> it is software.  ergo, it sucks.
<pig> your mom is software
<Khatru> ..

<Dave2|Laptop> http://b3ta.com/man-milk-or-moo-milk/
<Dave2|Laptop>  <-- That is disgusting.
<GroovyPigThang> !addquote <Dave2|Laptop>  <-- That is
disgusting.

<Aximili> WHAT THE DAMN HELL WAS THAT AHHHHHH
<Nicklon> ·Aximili· => puberty

(@Sabrejack): if you dropped the soap in front of evets, he'd
fuck you in the ass, implant a tracking device, a keylogger, a
virus, and a self-hiding trojan to make you drop the soap on
command.

<Antioch-F> Don't you hate people with karaoke scripts?
<Antioch-F> You know, they sit there and spam the lyrics to
their song?
<Antioch-F> It's not enough to just have a script that
aggitates everyone by going "I AM NOW PLAYING THIS AND THAT
SONG IF ANYONE WANTS TO KNOW!"
<Antioch-F> No, they have to add karaoke to it.
<Antioch-F> Just in case anyone wants to know what the lyrics
are for "Oh Man, I Woke Up In A Truck And My Butt Sort Of
Hurts" by Billy West.

<LicknDrgn> I dunno, I haven't used a stock HSF in one of my
machines since P200 days
<LicknDrgn> Which probably accounts for the fact I've got a
cold CPU most days and fuck all else to my name :)
<LicknDrgn> Then again, the drug addict and alcoholic phases
probably don't help either.
<LicknDrgn> Still, at least I can play video games drunk and
stoned with the heater on :P
<LicknDrgn> And really, isn't that what's important in life?
<LicknDrgn> ...
<LicknDrgn> I wish I had a heater :(

<BlackDeth> the only effect cocaine really has is it makes you
want more cocaine :D

<metaly> what the dum
<metaly> this person on direct connect has their drives named
after the three wise men
<metaly> although i am guessing they were trying for "gaspar"
but somehow ended up with "casper"
<Pokeytax> which one is the porn

<prevyet> in my search for martial arts-related channels on
Undernet I came up with 5 white supremist channels and one
martial arts channel run by a white supremist

<relapse> what distribution are you running
<aur__> windows

<LkTrout1> I'm getting a GBA from ZD next month.
<LkTrout1> with an unintentional $5 discount on Castlevania
GBA
<LkTrout1> I ordered it before they realized the price goof on
Castlevania.
<SYch0> wow!
<SYch0> five WHOLE dollarS?!
<wild_> thats 2 months salary in korea

<abashta> I agree with you, bombing afghanistan to eradicate
terrorists is like bombing the ghetto to get rid of the drug
dealers

<fallen> let me tell ya its hard to keep up when wanking to
death metal..

<tortoise> this channel is only big enough for one
slut.....and i aint' leaving

<Mephistol> irn
<Mephistol> burn in hell
<Mephistol> i went to http://legionofgimps.apt103.net/images/
<Mephistol> and my mom came in
<Mephistol> and it had 'GAY PORN GAY PORN' etc all over the
screen
<Mephistol> its not a problem, if your parents dont think
you're gay
<Mephistol> my parents think i'm gay
<Mephistol> and i imagine this didn't help
<irn> ahahah

<Jon> The Force is very much like making love to a beautiful
woman...
<Atob> Jon: BEEN SAID
<Luke> YEAH JON
<Krista> Jon... someone used that one already
<Atob> Krista: BEEN SAID

Ryan : political correctness has gone too far! in the card
store i went to, the category for christmas  was labelled
"Wednesday, December 25"

## baguette is away since Mon Sep 10 12:31:41 2001 -- fuck
<screampuff>  gee, that's not a bad reason to be away...

<slide-> hah, of course their site has popup ads
<eevar> get opera.. - never seen a popup i don't want
<slide-> iv never seen a popup i do want

Brood: eminem is such a cracker faggot
RokChik7: what'd he do now?
Brood: rap.
RokChik7: lol

<Zaratustra> Kei is the deity of putting 'in bed' at the end
of fortune cookie messages.

<happy> i have problems cooking on the stove, because i run
into my room to chat on irc or somehting, and it catches fire

<ExCon> ihave one wish b4 i goto army rho :)
<ExCon> op for 1 day :D
<[SuN]> im not that soft :P
<ExCon> what if i die and never come back ?;D
<[SuN]> ill make a bot called ExCon and give it ops
<ExCon> oh..i feel honored
<ExCon> :D
<[SuN]> ;)

<skunko> my standards for chicks right now are super low
<skunko> i'd go out with a chick as long as she wasnt fat, was
shorter than me, and was going to get me off in some fashion

<asdasd> spellig? excuse me asshole...I got a+ in englsih

<Tiffany> mapso did you know that my brother is having a baby?
<Mapso> Is it yours?

(@T-56): anyone up for some drunken baseball fun next weekend?
(+de-v1): baseball?
(+de-v1): k before i just THOUGHT you were gay
(+de-v1): now i know for sure
(+de-v1): :P
(@T-56): steph: ok, scratch baseball, how about water polo
(+de-v1): you just want to be in a pool with 20 guys in
speedos are trying to grab balls

<Morelos> i think i want the rtfm shirt
<maxracer> whats rtfm
<Morelos> maxracer - i suggest you rtfm to find out
<maxracer> man rftm?

<hermione-> I'm not a common street hooker! I am a self
employed roadside massage therapist

<neekola> i should do that
<neekola> be like
<neekola> yo buy my dirty underwear
<neekola> 40$ a piece
<neekola> use the money to buy more underwear
<neekola> i could be an entrepreneur

<Socrates> why do i get .06 kbps from kazaa....
<Socrates> thats 60 bits.. i can almost type that fast

<nakkeh> somehow a new monday morning is always dynamically
generated after the weekend...

<Guardian_Latino> manboobs give girls something to look at
when they're talking to you

<Hiko> "all the people in #bemani are child molesters"
<nitrifik_> I'm not.
<mightyflo> not according to swedish law, anyway
<nitrifik_> exactly.
<nitrifik_> I have never sexed anyone below 15, so I'm all
legal.

You6Know: oh my gah .. everytime i pee in the pool tho im
scared it turns purple like that episode of Pete & Pete

<blaxthos> I AM RECOMMENDING WE REPLACE "CASUAL FRIDAYS" WITH
"ALL CAPS FRIDAYS" AT WORK

<Wayne-aw> 99.9% of the time, the problem lies between the
keyboard and the chair.

<@|-ZenitH-|> cow
<@|-ZenitH-|> I been on many travels
<@|-ZenitH-|> but today
<@|-ZenitH-|> I saw a guy in a wheelchair try to play D.D.R
<@|-ZenitH-|> as I walked from my bus to the train station
passing the local brisbane city arcade
<@|-ZenitH-|> The people surrounding him were thinking the
same thing cow :P
<@|-ZenitH-|> many tried to hide it
<@|-ZenitH-|> since I was just walking past I felt it was my
duty to laugh out loud.

Kit-Fox> YAY! i found some food!
elroy{K}> yay! kill it!

<Schrieks> in a moment of inspiration whilst dining at the
Y.....
<Schrieks> I spread her and said "SEGA"
<Schrieks> this was back in 94

< Zipper_32> wenko: I'm heading out your way now, you going to
be up in 3 hours?
* wenko reads the back of the pill bottle.
<@wenko> by that time I should consult a physician
< Zipper_32> Viagra (tm)....

<clay> my car is immobile
<ryanwrk> doesnt that go against the whole point of a car
existing
<clay> i can push it around

<Conjure> closed minded idiots
<Conjure> playing with feces owns

<mynx> hahaha i had a construction worker holler at me today
<Wurzle> he said "YOU FUCKING HOMO GET AWAY FROM MY BUIDING
SITE!"

specul8tor: I have no girlfriend....she dumped me
specul8tor: dummy
sprightlygirl: thats sucks, im sorry to hear it...
specul8tor: she will regret it one day....when she realizes
that no one could possibly put down the love like me
sprightlygirl: lol
sprightlygirl: at least your ego's not bruised

<zamros> when i was seven i saw a car get run over by another
car
<zamros> my first accident witnessing
<zamros> and/or moster truck rally