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<ohio_ohio2> so what is the world coming to?
<X-Chaos-X> orgasms.

<MiDGeT`> so its just irony i guess
<MiDGeT`> but cooler
<BrettyBoy> i hate ironing

<blitzoid> Goddamn... skid marks on underwear are bad, but you
know you've been sitting for too long when you see them on
your chair.

<dredg> I drove a Lotus Esprit S2 today
<dredg> it was nice
<chevrofreak> i jerked off today
<chevrofreak> it was boring
<dredg> heh
<dredg> I'm... *yawn*... cumming...
<dredg> *looks at watch*
<chevrofreak> yeah basically

<Toby> cheese whiz sucks.
<Toby> there's nothing but.. cheese. no peppers or anything to
add flavor.
* bipolaroid sets mode: +b *!*@216.41.31.68
* bipolaroid has kicked Toby from #Animorphs (blaspheming
bastard)

<Space-Monkey|ftw> my hand is stuck in my pc case

< madsen> Lol, just found this in the /.-comments to the win2k
source leak. "Real men don't do backups, they just pack their
files into windows_2000_source_code.zip and post them to their
website.... with torrent links..."

<Arctil> cool...it works now
<Arctil> HolyFuck: did you flush your DNS cache or something?
<HolyFuck> Arctil: i disabled SlowDownTheFaggots in the
httpd.conf file

<KeeperS> is Jedi Knight 2 more sexy than me?
<Tsunamio> Yes
<Sivako|Morrowind> especially if you have the nude patch

* Jedi_Peni is now known as Jedi_Penis
<melusine> Please don't show us the power of the force.

<Saiyanfire> THINK ABOUT IT
<Saiyanfire> NORMAL PPL DONT GET OFF TO TOON FU*KING
<Nexus> u might be right......i'll stick to dragons...
<[256][FIN]HorribleGoat> WE'RE NOT NORMAL PEOPLE
<[256][FIN]HorribleGoat> now where did that horse go...

<Matt> so much hostility
<Spike> for such a tiny little hole

<MelissaGod> lol, I accidentally just flushed the toilet and
the pipe for the toilets was off in the basement and mine and
everyone elses urine went all over
<MelissaGod> wills parents not happy :(
<MelissaGod> i thought it was funny but i tried my hardest not
to laugh
<TheSpatulaOfLove> well
<TheSpatulaOfLove> that's a greeting
<MelissaGod> the people in the basement with mine and everyone
elses urine on them were not please
<MelissaGod> ho hum
<MelissaGod> pleased*
<MelissaGod> just thought i'd share
<MelissaGod> gotta go match socks...
* MelissaGod has quit IRC (Read error: 104 (Connection reset
by peer))
<Ouroboros> Um.
<Arilyn> hahaha
<Ouroboros> I think it's safe to say that E-van doesn't date
her for her intelligence.

<CapnCloud> i have a screenshot coming... it's coming...
hrrrrrghhhh
<ashen|nekogirl> O.O
* ashen|nekogirl backs far far away from CapnCloud
<CapnCloud> XD
<ashen|nekogirl> >.o
<plubeard> ....screenshots have never sounded so dirty

<DagdaMor> ah well back to my systems of second order
differential equations...
<DagdaMor> *ding ding*
<DagdaMor> the fun train is now leaving...all aboard!

<PsychoticBat> Digga, what did skid do that made him a
cocksucker?
<Atchoo> Please :)
<Digga> sucked a cock
<PsychoticBat> Oh.

<enJoy> just the other day
<enJoy> I told Chris "So I hear your girl is pregnant"
<enJoy> he goes "Ya and when I find the dude I'm gonna
strangle him"
<[zT]Lunchie> =-0

<LuMpY> i got an OC48 and 32 linux servers doing nothing on
1000Mb lan
<putnam> oh yeah bitch, well i got OC49 and 33 linux servers
doing everything on a 5000Mb lan

<Zuwadza> "When all you've got is a penis, everything looks
like an anus." - Japanese proverb

<Digby> what if the man empirically measure them ? ;)
<Digby> length, girth, tensile strength, and volume ;)
<_Matty> volume?? "hey, baby, i've got a loud cock" ??
<_Matty> wtf?
<Tig`One> "hey babe wanna hear my cock shout?"
<^Dozy^> that'd be an impressive chat up line
<Guede> Brings new meaning to pump up the volume.

<jaydogg14!#devart> is anyone here from europe and hate
americans, please msg me for this damn homework i gotta do

<etiolate> high:one post, a girl proclaiming she has leopard
print underwear
<etiolate> low:next post, girl proclaiming fred durst turns
her on
<Wala> high; girl that lives in your city and then comes over
and plays wc3 with you and then you have sex with her and then
she brings friends and you have sex with them every day and
then you win the lottery for 500million
<Staquaft> What's the low against that?
<Wala> low; girls have aids
<Wala> but
<Wala> that's not very low
<Wala> considering how you have 500 million
<Wala> to pay for treatment
<Kevyn> high; you stop talking.
<Kevyn> low; you keep talking.

<TheMaker> I finally made aop on dalnet!
<G13> was this yer entire life's struggle?
<TheMaker> yes
<TheMaker> since 1996
<G13> you are a sad, sad man

<Rbrt> i have decided to file for a divorce
<nharris> Rbrt.. wise move
<Rbrt> yepp neil
<closedown> did you just have a kid?
<Rbrt> yes i did
<nharris> my brother's inlaws are DICKS.. except his bro in
law..he's cool
<Rbrt> the kid doesnt change the fact that she's a psycho
<closedown> ah
<closedown> my gf's trying to hint at marriage
<closedown> that would surely cut into my irc time

<Chalma> how do I talk with everyone else?

<`TiGgEr`> fuck u need a dvd drive to rip dvd's thats what the
program says
<`TiGgEr`> alls ya want is to put a rented dvd in to ripp it
and watch it later but no u need the fuckn dvd drive

<Volt9000> My friend asked me to be in his movie
<Volt9000> I think Im gonna do it
<Volt9000> I must admit my acting skills aren't the greatest
<Volt9000> But I do have SOME acting experience
<tsingtao> <Volt9000> I've managed to convince my whole school
that I'm straight!

<Morris> Ahh... alcoholic Jell-O
<reppy> :o
<Morris> Rep, do you understand the excellence?
<reppy> :O

-NickServ- This nick is owned by someone else. Please choose
another.
-NickServ- You have -260 seconds to comply before I change
your nick.
-NickServ- This nick is owned by someone else. Please choose
another.
-NickServ- You have -280 seconds to comply before I change
your nick.
-NickServ- This nick is owned by someone else. Please choose
another.

<bbyhewie> my roommate just asked me how to change the font of
text in a picture he just downloaded
<PhsyCon> tell him to drop it in notepad :P
<bbyhewie> no, i told him to shut up and stop talking to me

<Radon> there goes the neighborhood.
<Radon> power went out.
<Radon> thank god for UPS
<Shel-afk> lol
<Shel-afk> Thats great
<Radon> surprised the cable didnt go out.
<Radon> phone did.
<Shel-afk> The only thing that works in your house is the
computer
<Shel-afk> "So, what did you do during the power outage"
<Radon> and flashlights.
<Shel-afk> "Played quake"

<@SLiPMaTT`> no i had one girlie today give me her #
<rocker> slippy goes to an all guys school

<Supergoad> im about to bid on a damn fine sexy router
<Supergoad> im gonna sleep with it, caress its ports with my
tounge
<Supergoad> then im gonna plug my cable into it
<Supergoad> and its LED's are gonna go wild

<phyre> my room is hot...
<phyre> I'm sweating like R. Kelly at a girl scout meeting

[01:17] <Conan-> a friend of mine asked me if cable was the
same as shell?

<+Straylight> Victoria's Secret is probably that she's a man.
<+gwenhyvar> I have a secret in my pants

<Shadowline> ya know....begging for ops is rude
<acquacow> heh
<acquacow> well, I got my HL key and q3 key from you
<acquacow> I just figured =)
<acquacow> if I'm gonna whore it
<acquacow> I might as well go all the way

[dj-fieX] why is everyone so scared of the y2k? isnt it a kind
of jelly or something?

<+CmOrHaIr> i can put a computer together and be prepareing
the hdd in 20 min
<+CmOrHaIr> or 15 even
<+Jackworks> CmOrHaIr: if u do it in 15 i bet i can make it in
14
* ^Caliban makes sure to avoid any computers put together by
Cmor or Jack

<Caveman> fuck...father in law had company this past
weekend...including his friends like 17 or 18 year old
daughter
<Caveman> and da bitch didnt even use the bathroom with the
hidden cam

<tress> i've erected a level 10 forcefield around my penis

* Rask says AHEM extremely loudly.
* Blasphemy gives Rask a cough drop.
<Denise> SARS! :o
<Chickita_Banana> lol
* Denise passes out masks.
* Rask sticks it in his nose and says AHEM again.
<Chickita_Banana> a cough drop in your nose?
* Denise watches it shoot out of Rask's nose and hit Chickita
in the face.
<Denise> Maybe it's a nose drop.
<Chickita_Banana> lol
* Chickita_Banana throws it at Denise
* Denise gets it lodged in her throat.
<Blasphemy> o.o
* Denise does the heimlich on herself.
<Blasphemy> Denise.
* Denise lives.
<Blasphemy> You're wierd.
* Denise spears Blasphemy.
* Denise drags him to her igloo.
* Chickita_Banana watches
<Blasphemy> Plz don't rape me >_< I'll do anything!

(CubsWoo): Hehe... all this talk about failed abortions
(CubsWoo): is making me hungry

<Longi> i'm going to go moisturize my testicles.
Longi is gone (02:23AM): vitamin wank

<[DeViL]PsYcHo> it'll be lonely this christmas, without you to
hold
<[DeViL]Chufty> psycho you getting circumsized for christmas?!

<Prae> theres always a "good" replacement for uo2, like
...'hidden dragon, crotching tiger'
<Soulflame> CROTCHING TIGER?
<Grath_SC> crotching?
<CrashCat> hahah
<Greven> lol
<DarKnight> crouching panda, hidden what?
<Mako> 'crouching woman, burning sensation'.

<Auz> try my new script trigger !donothing
<AC|Malaki> lol
<AC|Malaki> !donothing
<Guildenstern> hehe
<AC|Malaki> ..
<AC|Malaki> hrm
<Guildenstern> hehehee
<beans> dumbass
<AC|Malaki> it not working..
<AC|Malaki> OI!
<AC|Malaki> git!
<AC|Malaki> =(
<beans> LOL
<beans> QUOTE!

<Wolfer> kbhit: How can we help you?
<kbhit> wolfer, deop chanserv in #outlawz
<kbhit> he's not a member
<kbhit> and he keeps getting oped

<Kateryne> brb
<Kateryne> back
<Malcavious> front
<Kateryne> side
<Malcavious> middle
<Malcavious> other side =P
<Zarakinthish> bottom
<Zarakinthish> top
<Malcavious> no i wanna be on top
<Zarakinthish> Of who exactly?
<Kateryne> ....dude....
<Kateryne> ew.

<HevyD> yea, one time I got caught masturbating and I yelled
at my dad telling him to go get help cause I had him caught
and I needed backup, boy that was akward

<Harklan> youll never believe this
<Harklan> but theres a tomb raider game that doesnt suck
<Resare> Tomb Raider: Undressed?

<odinnn> i used to be scared i would turn into a mexican if i
ate too much
mexican food

<Valsholk Angelus> There are some things that a woman
shouldn't say to me.
<DaRiachu> Like what?
<Valsholk Angelus> "Hold on, I have to mount my outdoor
thermometer."
<DaRiachu> ::snicker::
<Valsholk Angelus> All I could think to say was, "Mercury
Rising." (g)

[arkZZZ   ] Hi! I`m having trouble playing a couple of
divx-movies.. I only get "No combination of filters could be
found to render the stream". Does anyone know what to do?
[Synoptica] arkZZZ: download the fkn codec?
[arkZZZ   ] fkn? where?

<Ashen> fucking hell
<Ashen> I just ate a paint chip I thought was a peanut
<Ashen> shit how much l;ead do you think is in a sealant

<PGM> i thought they where all lame
<Nastard> and since you are the barometer of lame by which we
all calibrate our instruments, you would know

<aer> I don't like pamela anderson type breasts
<xf> Their remote controls are annoying and not well
documented.

<NE|KevinDeux> would ME run good on a p100, 32mb ram?
<[xeno]Nirox> sure....if its being draged behind a car

< Kayne > man, i should take this vibrating monkey out of my
ass... it's starting to affect my typing

<jeremiah> the other day, we were sitting there in class
during an awkward pause and the teacher was feeling all proud
of himself [...] and I say: "so mr critzer, when are you going
to get a real job?"

<david> i carry a 12 inch dildo, condom, thumb tack, 10
grapes, and a time magazine from 1992
<david> things do get wild
<HorseZilla> rookie
<mike> lol
<HorseZilla> you need a battery
<HorseZilla> candle wax
<HorseZilla> chains and a cinder block
<HorseZilla> oh and that speed glide lube that brad used to
sell
<david> calm down macgyver
<david> im getting freaky, not escaping a haitian prison
<HorseZilla> you two are in vegas
<HorseZilla> and youre still fucking around here
<HorseZilla> what the fuck is wrong with you two?

<Pho> the only fun Ive had with linux was formatting it

<steven> Alman : Will you be my friend?
<Alman> uhm lemme do a whois on you first

<Gothmog> bastard, foiled by my own stupidity
<Gothmog> again

<enaz> what's the best way to tell the difference between
flirting and networking
<FifthColumn> enaz: how stiff the cat5 cable is?

<pagan> i moved out of necesity
<griffin> neccessity is the mother of invention
<Bard^> griffin who is the father of invention
<griffin> opression
<Bard^> why do you say opression
<griffin> because he fucked neccessity

<Umbillical_ED>seems like there's a lot of out of work java
developers
<st0w> yeah
<st0w> that's 'cause everybody is finally realizing....
<st0w> JAVA SUCKS
<Umbillical_ED>y u say dat?
<st0w> because one day... I went to a farm, right?
<st0w> and there was this horse
<st0w> and he had this MASSIVE cock
<st0w> and I looked underneath it
<st0w> and I saw the little Java mascot with it's lips parted
and the majority of the horse's unit inside it's mouth

<|grinch|> Jesus may be able to heal the sick and bring the
dead back to life, but he can't do shit for low fps