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<CaptainCasual> thats just goatse enough to work
<NickBlasta> Fruedian slip?

<Kcom> Anyone know what's it called when someone drinks sperm?
<elSandros> Disgusting.

<Sureshot^> you never do all nighters though
<NyseriA> i did one with you yesterday you fucking idiot
<Sureshot^> yeha apart from that
<NyseriA> YOU NEVER DO ALLNIGHTERS APART FROM THAT TIME WHEN
YOU DO

<Dzza> i sometimes roleplay as a ninja
<Dzza> i wasnt very popular in highschool =/

<^bat-sai> i once went to lismore
<^bat-sai> for a baseball competition
<^bat-sai> when i was 13
<^bat-sai> i was mocked
<^bat-sai> because i was the only one who thought we were
there to play baseball on the snes

<Zero> I had a totally hot chemistry teacher once. She used to
always say "Uh huh." and show her ass. Win XP is like that.

<Bemlet> he respects subtilty. you just have to use a lot of
it at once.

<ef~ian_> I saw a hot chick working at Radio Shack once.  I
think it was a mistake.

<CogNiTO> us can suck meh balls
<FlyingAttackPorcupine> .... no it doesnt
<FlyingAttackPorcupine> no it cant, your balls are too small
to be sucked on.... they could, however, be inhaled through a
straw
<CogNiTO> well
<CogNiTO> do that then

<@Koru> I have a project due for school.
<@Koru> I have to make a collage about my mind body and soul,
then explain it.
<hack||SAMA> Just post hentai and ecchi all over it, and say
this...
<hack||SAMA> "As for mind, i really like Hentai, or 'Cartoon
Porn'. Body is mainly about fapping ot that hentai, or
'Cartoon Porn'. and lastly, Soul. My soul is about finding a
girl that loves me for who i am, a hentai-loving fruit."

<Javi> irc is like a cigarette
<Javi> you know it's bad for you
<Javi> but you just can't stop

<Iceman> [TnT PING reply]: 1min 7secs
<TnT> ?
<TnT> Shiet
* TnT stops downloading Pron

< Spanky> google doesn't seem to understand my need for naked
people to be inside my cake

<LadyHitomi> save a tree eat a beaver

<Sky> The only genders on the internet are Smart, Stupid, and
Retard.

* aiel wonders why the load on his O2 has passed 3.0
<core> aiel: netscape ?
<xL> aiel: I told you VRML pr0n was a bad idea :)

<Crazy> hn
<MiGiSHu> Harvey Norman?
<Crazy> fuck the shut up
<MiGiSHu> So the next person who says "shut up", I gotta fuck?
<MiGiSHu> *shudders*
<Crazy> shut up!!!!
<MiGiSHu> Ouch...

Bug> Red, yer a nut.
Bug> A left nut.
justRed-dammit> oooo.. will you be the right nut so that i can
rub against you in tight clothing?

<DeathPool> You know that internet culture has reached its
peak when the first comment on a news post about an ape that
walks upright is: HILARY DUFF APE SEX!

<^CHH>Stormer> brought some bitch home from the bar last
night, had to leave her here this morning when I went to work,
I come home and the bitch is gone and stole my damn cat
<^CHH>Stormer> that dumb bitch.....
<^CHH>Stormer> she wouldn't even swallow

<_Bliss_> god hates me so he gave me a vagina

<burrahobbit> "U.S. promises to go 'all the way' on Iraq"
<burrahobbit> the us is gonna get some action, i reckon
<burrahobbit> and let me tell you, iraq is one choice piece of
ass

<metroid23> all those dumb bots. they all sit around and make
each other feel comfortable by confirming each others'
decisions. it's like a big self-help group!

<Kiteless> anyways, invite only is often a good thing
<Kiteless> unless youre talking about girls of course..
<ScumDog> Kidon's giving you delusions about girls who like
games being 'hot'
<ScumDog> she's a serious rarity - remember that
<mightyflo> sell her on ebay
<Kiteless> 'hot gamer gf'
<mightyflo> LQQK!

<slippy^> i am evi|
<mr-cow> what you done now?
<slippy^> well
<slippy^> i had a thought.
<slippy^> sat on my desk is a "clients" pc
<slippy^> would it be wrong of me to install something that
screwed it every few months, thus insuring work?
* slippy^ installs win98

<eleven> hitler
<eleven> that fucking jew

<nastsmom> this place looks like a ghost town
<Espresso> try changing the colors of your client so it looks
like hawaii or somethign

Aegis> bah
<Aegis> I'm out of pop
<Aegis> and I don't have enough sugar to make koolaid
<Aegis> sec, I'm gonna go melt some freezies into a glass
<Mazrim> store run?
<ameh> lol
<Aegis> Maz: Not while male ingeunity can still prevail

<drangdloon> I work on my knees 8-10 hours a day..
<drangdloon> get your minds out of the gutter
<drangdloon> i am a flooring contractor

<Vigil> You know, I think I must be frequented by chapstick
gnomes. I have no idea what they do with the fuckers, but
they've carried off three this month.

<mlkesl> Lets all be vermifuge robots.
* mlkesl goes into robot mode.
* mlkesl does nothing.
* mlkesl makes fun of people who do stuff.
* mlkesl does some more nothing.

[ + [Adam] ]: MAN
[ + [Adam] ]: I want an arab inflatable sex doll
[ + [Adam] ]: they blow themSELVES up

<Madism> i have a penis
<Defveggy> show me mine if you show me yours
<Madism> k
<Madism> 8=D
<Shinry> rofl
<Madism> its cold

*** markus has been kicked off channel #rmipeople by DJTodd
(DIE.)
*** markus ([email protected]) has joined
channel #rmipeople
<DJTodd> What would I do without /kick?
<markus> have your lunch money taken via DCC?

<aubnorch> how was I unaware of usb onaholes until now
<aubnorch> you plug them in to your computer and load up
profiles of your favorite 2d waifus and they -change-
<flesy> are u trying to fuck a  usb port

<WoWMaN\>ah well, i'm off now
<Bart\> where to?
<WoWMaN\>some people like to call it masturbation, or jerking
off. I myself prefer: "letting the dog out"
<WoWMaN\>that way it doesn't sound all that suspicious when I
tell my mum what I'm off to do
<Bart\>sure... "Mum, I'm going to let the dogs out" and then
you go to the bathroom...
<Bart\>would seem pretty suspicious to me
<WoWMaN\>well, not to my mum
<WoWMaN\>in fact... we don't even have a dog :)

<uneekwahn> you know what I hate
<uneekwahn> when you bring a hot chick home
<uneekwahn> you've got a pc in your bedroom
<uneekwahn> and she finds a pubic hair on the keyboard :(

<_nihil> Fuck you. :P
<TheFuck> Too late.
<_nihil> Fuck off? :P
<TheFuck> It's stuck.

<skullY_> <-- Feels really bright now
<barkode> did you get a new lamp?

<Paran0id> Sectus: my A key is broken...

<KAboomy> I used to be afraid of bees
<KAboomy> now I'm just afraid of mayonaise

<YyzKnicks> what is anal sex anyway, when you think about it
too much and get neurotic?   Ohh, you mean butt sex

<plod> i love wireless network card and laptop
<plod> u aint lived till youve irced on the toilet

<[vr]bLaZe|wErK> i finally registered for me fall classes
<[zT]Lunchie> i hope english is one of them

<Phylitsa> Woo hoo! One girl and 7 unidle guys!
<Phylitsa> Lets play "Spin the Attention Whore"
<Novasol> Sounds like a gangbang waiting to happen

<Byn> What's the difference between cows and the guys on this
floor?
<Byn> The cows don't jack off in our showers.

<@slippy> Interests:  Computers: Cyberculture, Hobbies:
Literature, Science:
Physics, Space: Star-Trek
<@slippy> doesn't bode well for her dress size

<RageATM> been sitting here for so long when i walked into the
other room i could still see my mirc screen

<LSD-RaZ0r> SSN: my brother has taugt me all about sex so I'm
not stupid

<gkm> mmm, me.
<garandou> glen - when you say 'mmm me' i can't help but
imagine you rubbing your nipples
<gkm> mmm, nipples.
<gkm> i'm as happy as a little girl.

<VsX> i had a great idea for a t-shirt, but part of it is
trademarked
<VsX> the front will say "hear no evil, see no evil, speak no
evil...."
<VsX> and the back will say "but touch and taste it ALL YOU
WANT"

hydroxyl prod: I'm getting a 19" lcd monitor for my birthday.
hydroxyl prod: I'm very satisified.
hydroxyl prod: But it sucks.
hydroxyl prod: My PC blows ass.
hydroxyl prod: so like
hydroxyl prod: playing at 800x600 ut2k4
hydroxyl prod: on a huge monitor
tehBlueness: fun
tehBlueness: it'll be just like the N64

(s|urpee) haha yuh me hakz0r the university gibson
(s|urpee) one day
(s|urpee) I was like hakz0ring it and stuff
(s|urpee) and I was like emailing support@cc and shit
(s|urpee) and then he emailed me back and told me to notify
the lab guy that the comp next to me needed rebooting

<Horizon> Harhar! I get a paper that says "Congradulations,
you are less of an idiot now."
<Morbii> does it have a small "but you're still canadian"
attached to an asterisk or something too?
<Morbii> :P

<OreoTZA> ./ignore #k-rad
<OreoTZA> whoa, i wonder if you can actually do that
<OreoTZA> holdon, I'm gonna try
<OreoTZA> ok, hello?
<OreoTZA> HELLo????
<OreoTZA> anyone seen this?
<OreoTZA> LOL!!!!!! IT FUCKING WORKED
<OreoTZA> holy shit
<Dawgyman> josh
<OreoTZA> SHIT I SEE DAWG, it didn't work

<Supachikn> This transfer speed sucks man, what connection are
you on? taken an hour and a half to transfer 1mb
<ToadLicka> DSL, What Transfer?
<Supachikn> This file I'm sending you.
<Supachikn> FUCK, This file I'm sending THE WRONG PERSON
<Heysoose> HAHAHAHAH, wasted an hour and half, fewl

<EazyCheez> I know this girl who is really hot and sweet, a
Big Beautiful Woman... she makes my Captain stand at attention
<sqweak> hollywood lied
<sqweak> big is not beautiful
<EazyCheez> she's 5'2 and 305 or something, but I don't
care... woo hoo she's wild!
<TreeSquid> EazyCheez: HOLY FUCK
<sqweak> DEAR GOD MAN
<sqweak> that's a fucking keg on legs!
<TreeSquid> that is disgusting, and you are a crazy piece of
shit
<antivert> hungry hungry hippos!
<TreeSquid> don't ever talk to me again
<TreeSquid> that's just plain nasty
<sqweak> how the fuck do you squeeze 300 lbs into 5'2
<sqweak> thats like, 5 lbs an INCH!

<kinzillah> for the first month after I started using irc
heavy I would say "me needs to go to the bathroom" ... etc...
<Straylight> kin: yep, ive done that
<Straylight> i actually said "slash-me will bee-are-bee" once
<Straylight> i took a couple days off after that

<ReWom> IRC is full of sexy and beautiful people, they just
send you the wrong pictures.

<dan-o2> hay dudes my gf broke up with me I dont know why
<dan-o2> I just slapped her with my cock

<nwinter> i think i could've made a better spreadsheet with
graph paper
and a crayon.
<hep>  hahaha
<nwinter> i had to put an audit i did into a spreadsheet
because
apparently my boss doesn't like documents in the UNIVERSALLY
READABLE
format known as ASCII.
<nwinter> he will soon receive my weekly status report as an
attachment
named "micromanagement.txt"

<grifferz> haha that reminds me
<grifferz> I had a dream last night
<grifferz> I was fighting an evil irc villain and found that
he was vulnerable to ctrl-g
<grifferz> I killed him by pasting a whole screen of beep

<rankor> At work today i saw a guy go in to the bathroom only
to come out 10 minutes later looking like he had battled with
a lion.
<rankor> Now he had either had something bad for lunch or just
hade one of the worlds longest "handshaking" sessions.
<ToonLord> Maybe both...

* Devil steals The_Pope's hat
<The_Pope> give it back bitch.
<Devil> wheee
<The_Pope> Wanna go?

<ChanServ> [|Wolf|] <|Wolf|> maybe you didn't notice my
SARCASM
<m|p|Leo`xp> yo
<m|p|Leo`xp> anybody in here?
* |Wolf| is now known as No
<m|p|Leo`xp> ;-/
<m|p|Leo`xp> wolf
<m|p|Leo`xp> do u know if any1 is taking site requests?
<No> this nickname should answer all your questions
<m|p|Leo`xp> o roger that
<m|p|Leo`xp> do u know when faction will be back?
<No> ...
* No points to his nickname
<m|p|Leo`xp> k

<xorg> you know how you hang up the phone after talking to an
asshole
<xorg> and you say "Asshole"
<xorg> well
<xorg> in my brain, that has superimposed "goodbye"
<xorg> i talk to that many assholes

<lele> hypr is something of a "tragic" funny

<Lenore> this computer is set up all wrong... I can't believe
James broke my computer
<flawed> first your hymen now your computer
<flawed> what was he thinking?
<Lenore> he wasn't

<Gothmog> hmmm... we keep on changing our nicks to reflect
what we're doing... so how come when we're chatting, we don't
change our nicks to whatever|IRC?
<Gothmog> Gothmog: asking the hard questions since 2002