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<Riku> IRC is art.

< froggey> which is another dependency, and another place for
people to fuck up and send me bug reports
< aejsmith> solution: don't get users
< aejsmith> they're all terrible, so just avoid that problem
by not having anyone use your software
< froggey> I'm trying! I'm building the weirdest and most
useless possible software and yet people still want to use it
< froggey> I don't understand it at all

<Rossell1> you know I was walking down the street yesterday
and it was dark
<Rossell1> and I though to myself
<Rossell1> "Have to turn up the gamma"
<Overlord> someone needs a life
<CitizenErazed> but that's because you're stupid.
<Rossell1> true

<autistk> underneath your clothes there's an endless story?
<autistk> riiiiight
<autistk> I suspect something was lost in the translation
<autistk> or is it about the scene in the neverendingstory
when the kid steals the book by hiding it up his sweater?

<mikesch> aliens need to lay off the acid on crop circle
nights.

<Tranok>  SO, I SURE DO NEED TO FIND SOMETHING TO DO
<Darkard>  Kill yourself?
<Darkard>  Always a good idea.
<Tranok>  and this has to be the 3rd time I've asked this, but
who are you?

<jonathan> YOUR BREATS REMIND ME OF MOUNT RUSHMORE
<Legolas> Her breasts have presidents faces on them?
<jonathan> MY FACE SHOULD BE IMPRINTED AMONG THEM

twentydeadbodies: Now that you're gay you should be picking up
all sorts of chicks.
Staticd00r: lol

<@Gallahan> Anyone know the geographic distribution for AOL
proxies?
<@abombpk> hell?
<@Lyle> thats an understatement

<Shadowline> kinda quite in here lately ? What seems to be the
problem ?
<PovRayMan> fap fap fap

<diktatormike_> that's the tao of machines....corect one
problem only to see 3 more underlying problems
<Vlad902> I know, wtf, that's what happened in 1969, they
found a bug in ls and ended up with Windows...

<SurveySays--Food> So I bought a Kobe Bryant jersey the other
day.
<SurveySays--Food> Cost me twenty-five bucks for the black
one.
<SurveySays--Food> I asked the cashier if it was the "Buy me,
I'm a rapist" sale.
<SurveySays--Food> She was not amused.

<signine> "PIPE YOUR OUTPUT THROUGH THAT, BITCH!"
<far_call> "you can stick that in your pipe and awk it"

<e3^Tony-M-LD> how do u get pics from your digital camera to
your cpu - i plugged the cord into the usb now what? pm me
<UsTeD> you sound like a macintosh switchover commercial :/

<ricrob> my mom's got a nice ass man...my dad and me are butt
men

<wuntvor> One thing I've noticed is that actual knowledge and
certifications are inversely proportional.

<juhl> LinuxWolf: I don't mind users being clueless *as such*,
what I mind is when they try to do something "clever" on my
network and disrupt service for everyone else and I have to
clean up the mess!
<LinuxWolf> juhl:  *nod*
<juhl> LinuxWolf: if you don't know what you are doing you
should ask the admin *before* you try doing it!!!
<juhl> *that* would prevent a LOT of problems
<RichiH> juhl: why not just nail a towel and a bottle of water
to your front door
<juhl> RichiH: what would that accomplish ?
<RichiH> as soon as you whip the first imbecible to death with
your wet towel, word will spread around the ranks of morons
<juhl> RichiH: heh - I'll have to try that

(enojy) next time i post a link, please refrain from clicking
it if you are still using a 6-year old method of connecting to
the internet

<Sulayman> That was pretty slick of you, trapping Kaete, EQ,
and Fry into making idiots of themselves.
<Arazan> yeah they think there so smart but smart peoples
always falls for traps because they think there smarter
<Sulayman> Guess you're pretty trap-safe then, huh?
<Arazan> what?
<Arazan> fuck u
*** Quits: Arazan (No route to host)

[Mass] the 4 x 4 is 4 slabs of beef with 3 buns
[orion] jesus mass
[orion] that's like eating for a african family of 30

<Raab> How's Half Life 2 treating you?
<Ashpolt> I would say like a woman
<Ashpolt> but women hate me

* Huroya shoots Flak
* Flak catches the bullet with his teeth
<Huroya> By "catch" I think you mean it shatters your jaw and
puts a hole the size of a baseball through the back of your
skull.

<Masta_D``> zophar was a trend
<Masta_D``> it was hip to be with zophar
<Masta_D``> till we all realized how gay he is

Topic is 'Your mom has sex with sharks.' *** <Drewtig> oh
SHIT, that's fucked up =D * Drewtig 's mom read that, and
said: "Yeah, but he was more like a weasel that thought he was
a shark."

( dvast8 ) so if a tattoo gets you friends, what gets you
laid?
( jesusprime ) military outfits
( jesusprime ) or a loud car
( dvast8 ) i think your getting laid by the wrong sex

[08:40] <GreenNight> voodoo mmm
[08:41] * GreenNight is going to invent a marriage simulator.
It's a blowup doll that sits on the couch, takes your money,
and slowly inflates larger and larger

<iln> i haven't stuck anything up my ass before but i've
thought about it

<idiot> My penis is like a pringles can :D
<DrunkenMaster> the short stack ones
<Bizznatch> LMAO
<Bizznatch> 0WN3D
<xanax`> hehe
<idiot> bah

<ScumDog> I never treat women as members of the opposite sex,
Tanya.

<InstrucT> i need to upgrade the memory to 1 gig, considering
just plugging in the dimm i mean seriously why do i need to
shut down
<Path> instruct: you have won the "stupidest person ive ever
seen on irc" award for 2002.
<Path> congratulations

<akcom> leeach, how'd you get so leet?
<leeach> years and years of masturbation in pantyhose.

<orb06> something red and semi-opaque
<orb06> said it was "stool softener"
<orb06> Im like wtf
<orb06> I like my stool hard, ma'am
<orb06> and left without it
<orb06> no pain no gain
<orb06> thats what I say

<AshiFoo> I just need a life now
<AshiFoo> and a faster 'net connection

<Bru> marriage is just a cover for individualised prostitution

<Diplomatic> Christina -> We wanna see your bewbies
<Christina> bewbies?  What are you? 3?

<H3g3m0n> Wow according to the starwars website Star Wars
Episode III is going to be called "In production"

<kszer0> sometimes I forgot I'm naked
<kszer0> and I'll go outside
DeBruce coveres his eyes
kszer0 bends over to pick up a penny
Hiroshirou rams zero like no tommorow

<[CMF]O-Face|wurk> uhm, I never thought that "I am BREADMAN! 
With the POWER TO EAT A SLICE OF BREAD IN 1.9 SECONDS!!!  -
would be a valued superhero power.
<Commando^> Superheros have gone downhill recently

<ZaphHD> I almost bought a kiddy pool today...thought about
filling it up with
water and filling myself up with beer in the back
yard
<ZaphHD> but it reminded me too much of homer simpson

<Vexx> laptops needs a new name
<Vexx> 'cause if you keep them on your lap, it burns your
crotch.
<+winterlike> sounds like a girl i once knew

<Fredrik23> Wirre? ASL?
<wirre> sorry....only isdn

<TFA|PL4YER> woot looking forward to getting my new hd tonight
<TFA|MikeRotch> hehe
<TFA|PL4YER> now i dont have to be "choosy" with what porns i
keep
<TFA|MikeRotch> now THAT's how you know you have a sad life

bitshifted: i just dropped a macbook power supply on my
foot... and all my mother could think to do was quote that
commerical where PC trips over his power cord and breaks his
leg and Mac is fine because his has a smooooth disconnection
bitshifted: hi, i'm a linux box, and i... i can't feel my toes
:(

<Simpsoid> sand0 i dont mean to sound like a cunt but you are
gayer than a bag full of butterflies

<JFelix> So they're fags but you still want them to suck your
cock? You fag.
<Zoglog> what can I say
<Zoglog> beggers cant be choosers
<JFelix> Okay, you have a point.
<Zoglog> BUT THATS NOT THE POINT

<doctor`> "hallo! i am reeecki marten! sex masheen! i love all
the preeety gerls! lets us have secks! constantleee! i am
south american sensation! bulging spaniard genitals!"

<SirTimbly> Does it say something about me when my idea of a
peaceful evening is when I'm curled up in front of the warm
glow of a CRT with a good PDF?

<+emul8or_> http://www.nylug.org/images/adler_images/
linux_nylug_booth.jpg
<+kritical`> damn look at them linux people
<+kritical`> are they ever gonna get a woman???
<+emul8or_> maybe if they pool their money

<Papa_Wa> Anyone else struggling to login?
<Udungoof> i'm struggling most of the time
<Udungoof> not necessarily with loginservers though
<Udongoof> life mostly

<reuben> i'm going to name my kid with elite capitalization
<langdon> my kid will be all caps.

<EiNHanDeR MK II> does anyone find it peculiar that the winner
of the running olympics is black, and the white guys always
win rifle and accuracy competitions?

<mnsnsan> fourteen is legal in canada <chrizto> with the
exchange rate, that makes the legal limit like, 5 in the us

<marcc> What kind of company includes a program called "pimp
ass newsreader" with a server OS
<Ver> uhmm.. the company that makes "pimp ass newsreader"?
<Kaeto> dude... your server has to have SOME way to get warez
<marcc> But pimp ass newsreader? With a fucking OS that's
supposedly made by people with jobs and stuff?
<marcc> Why not include a Bitching Media Player, or
Muthafuckin' Desktop
<Dritzen> marcc:  What distro is that?

<refugee> Robbin: you think this is just a 'rag the dog'
scenario?
<vermifuge> refugee - you need to put this in terms she can
understand
<vermifuge> Robbin - do you think they are having a sale on
fried fish, just to draw attention away from the fact that
they ran out of chicken at popeyes?

<Slyder> I think i found what i am going to buy
<Slyder> http://www.futureshop.ca/catalog/proddetail.asp?sku_id=
0665000FS10006972&
catid=10220&logon=&langid=EN&dept=1&WLBS=fsweb6&MSCSProfile=
04F5E73718534B93F3C511
B6289DBD5550C54405B2BE30A52CB53ABFF8716E7FE52D9C5C57B21A5894C6A6E05467561C22530DBF
981DF35CB5F364A5C835B6B7135EA94E78B9705B401CC5D977D837F3C134AC33E90B98115492CDA152
3C33E076FB2030322CB217386F89CB622647687BDD9F8FE7C5E5FF
<Slyder> thoughts?
<Hadaken> Get a shorter URL

<@lysol> is tubgirl a republican?
<jbroome> lysol: yeah, she believes in the trickle down theory

<JonM> I had dyslexia as a child, I wrote about it in my
dairy...

* @andy blows his load.
* Khross eats a child.
<@andy> we all react differently to surprise gifts.

<Hemlock> cloning one's pet doesn't seem that costly
<Hemlock> i am seriously considering doing this
<Compute> hem:  you can't clone rocks, dumbass

<RoyalBlood> hes like "my dad tells me all about cars cuz he
downloads them from the internet" ...
<RoyalBlood> i would have slapped him if i was closer
* Fembot knows all about women 'cause he d/l's them off the
Internet

<steelcap> anyone here ever used NetUseAdd() in delphi?
[Mr2001] never heard of it.
[Mr2001] sounds like a commie function to me. are you a red?
<steelcap> fuck no
<GoonyBird> heh
<GoonyBird> UniteWorkers() is a commie function

<Millenia>  Oh. And for everyone who insisted "Dungeons and
Dragons" was the worst movie ever?
<Mareg>  We were right?
<Millenia>  You are right. You are SO right. I wanted to gouge
out my own eyes.

<hakan> i asked this hot girl out, she said she just wanted to
be pen pals
<hakan> and she dropped our class
<dr_rotcod> haha
<hakan> is that a good thing?

<lec> saying "no kick?" is like walking into the YMCA shower,
dropping the soap, and saying "wow, nobody fucking me up the
ass?"

<Skye-> Talking to my exgf at 3:31 AM  :P
<fluffi> yeahhhh, thats what i do with my ex's at 3 in the
morning, i "talk" to them ;)
<fluffi> i havent had a good "talk" lately though
<Skye-> I bet :P
<Skye-> define talk fl00f! :P
<kairi00> so that's what they call it these days... "talk" :p
<Skye-> do you "talk" to yourself alot?
<fluffi> i dont "talk" to myself
<fluffi> i "mime" ;)

Jallak went to Hebrew school at this one temple for
years...there was no rabbi, the head of the temple was the
Cantor. He had long hair and he sang a lot. He would always
give us long sermons about judiasm and goodness and all that,
getting very very very passionate, his voice rising, tears
nearly coming to his eyes as he spoke of God aa a "Great
cosmic teddy bear"...
<Jallak> It's been years since I went to Hebrew school...today
I found out the Cantor had been arrested...for running a
prostitution ring

<Art`> Howabout you hold your racquet like your cock?
<Saccy> You mean double-handed?

<sm`gone> getting dressed now
<sm`gone> no need to shower, i use linux
* EvilGrin submits to bash.org

<Burnquist__> : /msg [email protected] IDENTIFY
jillhanna
<Burnquist__> fuck
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