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< LittleJon> heh.... Kim just asked me what "bukkake" is....
so I told
her to type the word in Google & hit "I'm feeling
lucky."
< Lord_Pryo> lol!
< LittleJon> ....and she did it on Tixer's computer.
* Slide rofl!
< Lord_Pryo> :D
< Lord_Pryo> please tell me Tixer was there
< LittleJon> he came in towards the end, and said, "I'm gonna
get in
trouble!"

(@EmPleh) DO YOU KISS YOUR INTERNET GIRLFRIEND WITH THEM
FINGERS?

<lech> porn and programming, what could be better
<antiuser> hmm, a real girl?
<lech> well that's the source

<Andy> sorry about leaving abruptly before :) the ice cream
van went past the house and then the power went out :)
<speice> what the Ice-cream van took out the power line??
<UFO6> nah, the rush of overweight kids to the van?
<Andy> Hehe ;)
<UFO6> i saw a kid put a dent into a car from running into it
once...
<UFO6> man, you would think his head was rubber from the way
he bounced off.

<Mepitans> Quantum leap is one of the greatest shows ever
<Mepitans> and bakula made it that way
<Quantum> he was good then, but not startrek
<Mepitans> never watched that show
<Mepitans> Quantum Leap makes up for anything
<Mepitans> he could be doing gay porn and still kick ass
<FlyNavy> heh
<Zippycut> well not "kick" per se.

<Messiah> one day they'll go on about how many cancer killed
during whatever time period
<Messiah> like we do about the bubonic plague
<Messiah> those bastards.
<RingLass> yeah
<Messiah> i propose we kill all the children
<Messiah> so that never happens
<RingLass> ...
<RingLass> that's a bit like causing the sun to implode
because you're prone to sunburns

<Guruchild> i think that babies should be abortable up until 2
years.
<Red_Dog> 2 years? I say 18.

<q8D> jesus christ I have the runs this morning
<q8D> woo
<q8D> it's like my ass is yelling at the toilet

isajeep: I think you ride the man train sir.
rzrshrp: then i'll get off the next stop.
isajeep: uhhh...

<Doberion> Hello
<Kyron> hi
<Doberion> Is Kryon Here??

<Dareon> Damn it.  Why is it, whenever I go down to bring up
another window and slip, I always wind up launching Worms?
<Iago> It's a sign.
<Dareon> ...If the universe wanted me to go play with squishy
pink things, they should send me porn popups.

<][Omen][> This is the wierdest channel I've seen in a long
time
<Fahr> YES! it IS Omen! and you know WHY???
<][Omen][> erm ... no Fahr
<Fahr> about a week ago, all the members of this channel won a
lifetime supply of pure LSD acid!
<Fahr> they put it into a nice infuse and directly into the
spinal cord!
<][MoC][Gk> mmmmmmmmm superman :p
<Fahr> GODS WE'RE STONED!
<][Omen][> erm ... pure LSD acid would kill you
<Fahr> yes, most of us are also dead...

<Valker> You know
<Valker> Aside from the wind fucking up my hair
<Valker> Outside really isn't that bad.
<Archer> You really don't have a life, do you?

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<Mixico>  I`m Using  Tri Script
<kiwiman>  I Don't  Care
<Mixico> @@
<Mixico> I CARE
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<kiwiman> Three times the power!
<kiwiman> And fuck.

(tiko-gfx) I'm mkaing my cock dance
(tiko-gfx) right now it's doing the robot
(tiko-gfx) I wonder if I can get it to do the funky chicken

<+Yamatto> im keeping my ass virginal,
<+Yamatto> coz like if i go to jail
<+Yamatto> i want to be like
<+Yamatto> a rare commodity
<+Yamatto> and be protected for my ass

<com4> PMMe: they're talking about archers retardo
<PMMeWhenServerWorksPlease> i know!
<PMMeWhenServerWorksPlease> and im not a retard com
<com4> i didn't say that
<com4> i said you were retardo.. protector of the weak.. and
stupid .. and humper of legs

<Borgus> How does one go about becoming an op?
<Fembot> kneepads, a dark room, and a strong stomach

<xcham> I'm going to move to the middle east and start a
gentleman's club
<xcham> and call it "the Gaza Strip"

*** Now talking in #coffee
<DigDug> COFFEEEEEEEE
<DigDug> YAYAYAYYAYA
<DigDug> CAFFEINE
<DigDug> WOOT!!!!!!
<DigDug> LELELELELELEEELELEE
<DigDug> ^_^

<NewSonCometh> my sister found 50 bucks today
<NewSonCometh> then the person who dropped it asked her if she
found it
<NewSonCometh> with the clenched 50 sticking out of her hand,
she said "Nope, I don't have any cash at all"
<NewSonCometh> then the lady just walked away
<NewSonCometh> I wish more people with an abundance of 50's
were that stupid

<Khross|Zzz> You can't have my precious cock ring.
<nilBnW|Zzz> You'll have to pry it from my cold, dead cock!!

* angeliz she slowly moves her tongue into his mouth ...he
loves it
[Beckham] angeliz?
[Petrock] wrong room?
*** angeliz has left #highveld

<PSlagle-Tech> you should have seen me explaining the concept
of drivers to my mother when I was setting up their
computer... I explained it like this...
* JamesR-Tech covers his eyes
<JP_Tech> this could be interesting
<PSlagle-Tech> "Imagine you woke up one morning with a third
arm... you wouldn't know how to control it, right? So you get
a book and read how to control it, and then you can use it."
* JamesR-Tech copies and pastes to bash.org
<PSlagle-Tech> trhe arm is the modem, and the book is the
driver.
<JP_Tech> lol
<PSlagle-Tech> hey... she understood after that. :)

<cornelius> vampire sense going off i have a need for darkness
and blood.
<term> If by vampire you mean white, teenaged, and angsty.

<Bizarre`bbl> Going to the LA County Museum of Art and the LA
Library
<Bizarre`bbl> Be back in a long while.
<Bizarre`bbl> (what a geek date)
<Destruya> A GEEK date would be going to the science museum
<Destruya> Going to an art museum is an excuse to make you
"artsy"
<Destruya> Soon it'll be the opera.
<Destruya> And then.........painting classes.
<Destruya> Before you know it, your dick falls off and you
begin laughing at "Will and Grace"

<The_Dude> mac is god compared to microsoft
<The_Dude> and linux is the science that disproves god's
existence

<Pingbunny> fuck. . .Mars!!!
<chobusa|work> ...you're missing the point.
<Strung> fuck mars?
<Enargy> Yeah, Cloud is.
<chobusa|work> How does one fuck a Roman deity?
<Enargy> In the butt?

audiobob: dude
audiobob: 4 real
audiobob: shut up
audiobob: noone wants to look or talk about your cock
titikaka: audiobob my apache logs say otherwise

<Didjital> we got to play mario is missing in history once
<Threeboy> haah.
<Threeboy> that's more like torture 101.
<Didjital> taht game was hard as hell
<Threeboy> "mario is missing" is ass.
<Didjital> mario is missing = win
<Threeboy> luigi had 2 video games. and he fucking dropped the
ball twice.
<Threeboy> I like rooting for the underdog and all, but FUCK.
FACE IT YOUR FATTER SHORTER BROTHER IS BETTER.

<[m1]> sup sluts
<ian_> dave where do I learn how to make 3D models of shit
<[m1]> haha dude
<[m1]> i dont know SHIT about any kind of art or about 3D
<[m1]> im a unix dork that specializes in solaris and bsd
<ian_> [m1] why aren't you out partying
<ian_> fun fun fun till yer daddy takes the t-bird away
<ian_> and all that rot
<[m1]> cuz im a unix dork that specializes in bsd and solaris?

<Verl> so who like cherries
<Qtip43> i like to pop them
<Qtip43> with my penos
<Verl> youre a virgin arent you
<Qtip43> totally
<Qtip43> by choice i might add

<S2K> Rap - It's like making love to your grandparents.
<andyhere> wtf since when was rap quick and exciting?

<runedx2> the other day... my cat was in my lap.. and i was
petting it. but then i realized there wasn't a cat in my lap.
:(

<xShaitanx> does anyone have yahoo msgner cause this chick is
dpoing something with dildos u wana see
<cvz> she using them to make a cake ?

<Neth> I'd like to know why it feels like it needs to shut
this program down every now and then
<delphinus> because it knows that irc is a waste of time?
<Neth> I care not for the opinions of my computer

<StarlinVF> My mom watched me play Tribes2
<StarlinVF> she thinks I should go into the FBI

<|-|00PsTa> sup spikey
<Da-cHeF> lo lo
<|-|00PsTa> does your mom live in uk too?
<Da-cHeF> 50% london, 50% athens
<|-|00PsTa> she commutes daily??
<Da-cHeF> heh
<Da-cHeF> no
<Da-cHeF> she lives 50/50
<|-|00PsTa> u mean shes almost dead?
<Da-cHeF> errm no

<helminthes> I WAS RUDELY AWAKENED
<helminthes> the pest control people showed up
<helminthes> and obviously this guy had a sense of humor and
sprayed by face with pesticide
<helminthes> oh he's so funny
<helminthes> i'm never sleeping in the den again

<Warped^2K> we just got back from hiking in the bush
<BIoNYX> i hiked in the bush once but i told her to shave that
shit or i'd never do it again

<pimplyass> my name is not ugly

<quacks> u look like that milk girl
<quacks> on the cup
<@dolphie> huh?
<@dolphie> nonsense.. that girls so ugly
<quacks> precisely.

<@Amon> I got this spider bite on my ass..
<@Amon> x.x It hurts
<@Xanthros> Well gee whiz. WTF were you doing to the poor
spider?

<Karp> Who am I to judge myself?

<twink-E> man i've tried PCP, LSD, DMT, and THC, but nothing
beats IRC!

Govind: once I saw a sign that said "Parking for Drive-Thru
customers only". that was the stupidest thing I'd ever read
until I read Harry Potter and the Cursed Child

!¡ Join: (Kiwi) ([email protected])
(Kiwi): so wet...
(Kiwi): so juicy....
(Kiwi): so moist...
(Kiwi): mmm...Kiwi
! @S73pH4n|3|Domestic_Warrior poops on kiwi
(@S73pH4n|3|Domestic_Warrior): oh pardon me
(@S73pH4n|3|Domestic_Warrior): was that an aol user?
(Kiwi): yes, yes it was
(@S73pH4n|3|Domestic_Warrior): oopsie
(Kiwi): AOL is the #1 ISP provider
(Kiwi): respect
(@S73pH4n|3|Domestic_Warrior): you should be very proud of
yourself
(@S73pH4n|3|Domestic_Warrior): "so easy, no wonder it's #1
among the people who can't tie their own shoe laces"

<KaMeN> I just realized the only reason I would go to
narcotics anonymous would be to get hookups for drugs

<just_shoot_me> you kno what the worst skool subject in the
world is???
<Star_Princess> just_shoot_me english?

<Gayo> vecna was a swarthy pirate?   <McGrue> Indeed.  
<McGrue> He has to mark 'Other' on the census, and fills in
"Pirate: Swarthy" in the supplied field.

<eyesore> the most mmorpg im looking forward to is SWG
<milk> so you can be a loser in a galaxy far far away?

<Chrizto> 6 irc channels, 7 mailing lists, and not a damn
thing is going on

<reflexive> i hate how in the movies.. they still show
catholic churches, where the priest places the communion on
the tongue.
<heath> he normally just puts his cock on there now.

<iMike> i think english transcends spelling
<DooD> especially with words like k3wl d00d

<cranky-> pagan: I just catch her when she's not looking
<cranky-> I'll buy her dinner first so it's not rape
<KK-> its just buying sex then
<cranky-> what do you think marriage really is?
<cranky-> it's long term financing on a piece of ass
<_overkill> WORD

=-= luc has changed the topic to  Nethack: The overly
complicated roguelike computer game. 
=-= vaevictus has changed the topic to  Emacshack: The really
overly complicated roguelike computer game 
=-= foobarbaz has changed the topic to  Emacshack: The really
overly complicated roguelike computer game |
Escape+Meta+Alt+Control+Shift+F => Fight monster! 

<Batty> Darth Vader is Lukes father!
<Batty> and father in dutch = vader
<Borlath_Mon> ...yeeeeeees
<Batty> So he's darth father!
<Borlath_Mon> So? George Lucas wasn't counting on Star Wars
fans to be clever enough to speak any language other than
"Trailer Trash".

<tyne> ive tossed around joining places like the peace corp
and green peace and the navy
<tyne> but green peace is too much
<tyne> navy is too hard
<tyne> and peace corp is hard to get into
<tyne> so
<tyne> my final answer is
<tyne> bartender!!

[Demon5] ;p
[far_call] what's that symbol supposed to mean?  "I have a
scar on my cheek and I'm a mouth breather"?

<AlpViper> apparantly my motherboard temp is 72 degrees
<AlpViper> is that bad
<Nom> farenheight or celcius ?
<Nom> if its celcius then yes, its bad
<AlpViper> oh dear

<Squatter> Liking Russians is one of those neutral things that
doesn't say anything about someone
<Lush> Yes it does
<Lush> After Khaled told his friends about me, they all wrote
to say that Russians are fabulous in the general vicinity of
the bedroom
<Lush> I didn't know whether or not to be offended, so I just
smiled politely
<Squatter> Really? I never heard that. Normally I think first
and foremost of the arts, then brutally oppressive government
<Lush> I think the former does not contadict the statement
about bedrooms
<Squatter> Neither does the latter

*** SpeedySavant is now known as Savant
<Shadow|AFK> faster than a speeding bullet!
<Shadow|AFK> more powerful than a locomotive!
*** Savant ([email protected]) Quit
(Ping timeout)
<Baralu> Ironic :)
<Shadow|AFK> alright a slow locomotive

<Swift> I need lemonade.
<dmc2> I hate it when my sound goes blurry.
<supakoopa> i hate when my video gets loud.

<@CC-Myshra> (Your Mom) + (Your Dad) + (Your Dog) = You
<@p24t> haha
<+[PQ3]UlTiMaTeP> wierd...
<+[PQ3]UlTiMaTeP> no wonder i like to drink out of the toilet

<Tetrad> holy shit
<Tetrad> I found a sword worth 110000
<hoho> holy shit
<hoho> no ones cares

<comm> what did r. kelly go to jail for again?
<mcgruff> it was for fucking a 17 year old girl
<mcgruff> which to me, is only a crime
<mcgruff> if you don't enjoy yourself

<Tribespr0n> oh wait
<Tribespr0n> i have an 80 gig drive full of porn
<Tribespr0n> i need to hook that up
<Tribespr0n> Dude at work, brought in an 80 gig drive full of
asian porn
<Tribespr0n ok
<Tribespr0n> wtf
<Tribespr0n> this drive is part of a raid array

<n> the only thing that gets him away from eq is beer
<Doza> at least he hasn't totally sold out
<n> what we need is a helmet we can strap onto him... with
tubes that go down his thoat... and you hook it up to the
puter... and it dispenses beer every time he gets a frag
<n> then he'll play q3

*** ChanServ sets mode: +o aen
<aen> aen's access level grew 3 sizes that day.
<aen> And the minute his heart didn't feel quite so tight,
<bob3d> the ladies were rather pleased
<aen> He whizzed with his load through the bright morning
light
<aen> ANd he brought back the toys! And the food for the
feast!
<aen> And he...
<aen> ...HE HIMSELF...!
<aen> aen spanked his own meat!
<aen> Or something.