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<Ayisha> Hm.  You know magazines are overusing the suffix
'-core', when you find an article about an 'NYC pop-core'
band...
<Hiryuu> Pop-core?? XD
<Freyer> lol..
<Hiryuu> Sounds like a new type of porn
<Hiryuu> Cereal porn
<Ayisha> lol O.o
<Freyer> smack-cackle-and-pop S&M cerials?
<Hiryuu> "Bondage babies! Small marshmallow babies with oat
chains, ropes and spikes!"
<Ayisha> O.o;;
<Hiryuu> I'd rule as an advertising exec.

<bocz> cept i dont see how they can test your smartness with
HISTORY

01/06/03] [01:52:39 AM] <Gh0sTly-deth> ...
<Gh0sTly-deth> how do i kick my own nick, cause i wanna use
it, mirc crashed and left Gh0sTly logged in
<Lutarez`> ghost
<Gh0sTly-deth> ?
<Duker900> ghost
<Gh0sTly-deth> yes?
<Lutarez`> heh
<Duker900> no command ghost

<Falcon> bk is your name turd mcturdburger. fuck you.
<bk> what why did you just go off on me
<bk> when we are clearly best friends for life

<Sart> blizzard is annoucing their new game in an hour or so
<Dark-e> oh let me go to the bathroom now so i dont pee on
myself in an hour
<Sart> blizzard's web page has a new entrance pic now
<Dark-e> omg
<Dark-e> shit
<Dark-e> didnt goto the bathroom

<DAL9000> remember the XFL?
<DAL9000> me neither
<hex86> huh?
<hex86> the women's football thing?

[ @^duckman^ ] haha i remember when i was 15 we got this guy
to get us a keg
[ @^duckman^ ] then he said ok i want 20 bucks for you to
borrow my tap
[ @^duckman^ ] we had no idea what that is
[ @^duckman^ ] so i said we have one
[ @^duckman^ ] that sucked

<ChopLogik> Girls are like voltron, the more you stick
together, the better it gets.

<Dr SpaZZo> A Reese's Peanut Butter Puff going directly down
your throat is a LOT more painful than one might imagine.
TwilightKnight jots that down
<TwilightKnight> thanks
<Dr SpaZZo> No problem.

<czth> cue jokes about dyslexic agonostic insomniac that
stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog

<Miz> why does windows messager not close? :E
<Miz> there isnt anything using it!
<Cheez> hotmail?
<Miz> not visible anyway
<Miz> nope
<Miz> no windows open 'cept this
<Cheez> try killing the process
* Miz has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
<Cheez> wrong process...

<Chichi> have u ever been up to neck in pussy?
<Ree Cakes> Yeah, when you stand by me.

onuap: good morning
bochip: morning onuap
Blitzsama: good? why does everyone assume the other guy is
having a good morning?
onuap: bad morning for you then
bochip: he was wishing you a good one
bochip: for some reason
Blitzsama: i know
Blitzsama: i was wishing he would stop, as it 10 pm here
bochip: but, you would like to have a good morning tomorrow,
yes?
Blitzsama: maybe...
Blitzsama: let me sleep on it.

<Twins> I watched a vesectomy reversal last night
<Fullauto> eeeh
<Fullauto> I hate nose surgery
<Fullauto> it's soooo sick
<Twins> D:
<Twins> Vasectomy = genital surgery D:
* Fullauto runs back to modelling

<meenk> I hate when I am walking through the produce section
at the store and they stop me and say "why are you stealing
our canteloupe?"

<rayena> Oh great.. I'm covered with salad again
<michael> Lesbian salad wrestling, on the next Jerry Springer

<Shadye> reboot: gibb0r us pic of your wife
<reboot> if I ever find one, I'll scan it
<ArtecMice> drug her and scan her face
<reboot> there's an idea, and I could get sex at the same time

<Night> bitches fall for everything.
<CptPlanet> i know. dumb sluts.
<Night> it's genetic that they are cuter and stupider.
<CptPlanet> yeah. it's because cute smart chicks don't like to
fuck, and dumb ugly chicks don't get hit on.
<CptPlanet> natural selection.

<djik> does it work ?
<Scorpius> we're too lazy to test it
<djik> so we'll never know

[+escobar] just found out my grandma watches porn
[+escobar] something is serious wrong in the world

<Baby_Gurl16> Does any one here have a thousand dollars i
could borrow to bail my boyfriend out of jail with if so
please msg me

<Shut^D0wN> one time i called office depot and asked "What
kind of RAM do you guys have?" and the guy said "We dont have
RAM just memory..."
<Wario64> So what kind of memory did they have?
<Shut^D0wN> I dunno... I think i had an anyerism

<EnoC> sex should be like a honda slow obsene and loud enough
for the neighbors to hear

<Dracleath> You know, its disturbing how much the frosting for
dominos cinnamon sticks looks like semen

<ToiletDuk> i'm known as the boston poonmangler
<Lucent> yet you are in atlanta?
<ToiletDuk> jeup
<ToiletDuk> that's why i own

<GladX> do people still wear the farmer johns type ski pants?
<kickingdog> yeah...they sell those.  north face has gore tex
ones
* GladX hates those
<GladX> gotta fidget for 15 minutes just to take a piss
<kickingdog> north face ones are the shizzle fo sheezy
<GladX> babelfish is having troubles translating what you just
said to english

<[wC]Eer0> someone tell me something funny.. im so boored ..
:-|
* Pinkeltje thinks
<[wC]Eer0> hahahahahahaah
<[wC]Eer0> that was funny :D
<raw> euro humour :D

(@|TripleH|) would you let a guy blow you for $1 million ?
(EnronExec) 500 dollars
(EnronExec) you can blow me for 500 dollars

(Tome): GRRRGH MAKE ME A MOD SO I CAN KICKBAN YOU
(griph): you mean an OP?
(Tome): thatssaone
(Tome): I WANT AN AMPERSAND
(griph): you mean an AT

<Kobe> I just got an sms before.... " This message cost 22
cents. This could feed a muslim boy in afganistan for a whole
day. Send this to 7 of your friends and starve the c**t for a
week "

* `Dave` goes to his favourite suicide site
<`Dave`> they tell you how to do it properly
<Yuriko> if they were that good at it they wouldn't be able to
write the site...

<AffenJunge> I don't want to dominate women.. I just wish
they'd be more eager to dominate me

<enojy> im gonna tell my parents im a father so i get a
present on sunday

<Baloo> Supermarkets should have a newbie lane for the
self-checkout.
<Baloo> "If you're a loser who hasn't seen the bag boy scan
shit at the checkout before, and you've never bought a soda
from a vending machine in your life, use this line."

<flook> bugger, I accidentally printed a page of all black and
now I have no ink left :-/
<Steve_Cajun> flook> practising your goth poetry then? :)

*** Spazz has quit IRC (Quit: Connection reset by peer
pressure)

<WhiteHowler> When did the Swedes get so good at Track and
Field?
<Cubby[history]> When someone put a keg at the end of their
lane.

A little overexcited about Silent Hill:
<Aremis> Who can take a fire sireeennnnn.... and make a symbol
of fear and dread? Who can take a sweet town and fill it with
the undead? Konami cannnnn... The Konami Corp. cannnnnn.....
<Aremis> The Konami Corp. can take a simple hospital and make
it a hell of rust and bloooooddddddd......
<Aremis> Who can take a happy dayyyyyy.... and shove it full
of fog and snow? Who can make monsters that die with one blow?
Konami cannnnnn.... the Konami corp. cannnnnn....
<Aremis> The Konami Corp. can because people are addicted to
fear and they have stockholders in North koreaaaaa.....

<KKKBitch> im making jason take me out for dinner !!%^&*)
<KKKBitch> i have my speech ready for when he walks in the
door and all.
<Bayls> KK - What's your speech?
<KKKBitch> "if you take me out for dinner, i won't give you
any of my PMT shit - the end"
<KKKBitch> i used to say "if you take me out for dinner, i'll
suck your dick" but he soon found that i was lying.

<BlkDrgn> man, i am itching for ram
<dela> it's cheap these days
<BlkDrgn> at the same time, do i really need it?
<BlkDrgn> sometimes i just want to toss the PC out so i can
start doing "real" things
<BlkDrgn> like watching tv

<njeue> fuck, i got shit on my undies
<njeue> fuck, wrong window

<|NightChade|> Chinese smorgasboard and beer - $15
<|NightChade|> 3 glasses of red wine - $6
<|NightChade|> 4 salami sticks and a gurana energy drink - $8
<|NightChade|> 2 litres of coke - $1.80
<|NightChade|> The screams of horror of your toilet -
Priceless

<@Ded|> filled another glass of wine while I was at it
<@Ded|> oh damn someone else just pulled up w00t party on
<@oak> its me
<@oak> i'm there to slap you for drinking boxed wine

<Moik> Jesus would drive a Jesus Bus from GTA.
<KatR> As God, I can say that Jesus would drive a BattleMech. 
<Moik> Jesus would drive K@R's mom like a Shriner's Mini-Car. 
<KatR> Moik, I have no mother. +Creator of all [including me] 
<Moik> Sorry, that was a typo. It should say: "Jesus would
drive K@R like a japanese schoolgirl on rollerskate heading to
bukakke class."
<Moik> The keys are like, right next to each other. 
<KatR> Of course they are. You're still wrong. K@R > Jesus. 
<Moik> Doesn't mean you wouldn't like it. 
<KatR> Moik: Methinks you're projecting again. 
<Moik> In essence, yes, that's what a man must do when
participating in bukakke. 
<Dark Shadow> that's one of the best 'come'backs I've ever
seen.

<Dynamo> Do that again, and I will switch your testicles with
your eyes.

<eqnox> I need ddr to unlease my full power
<kingBooze> ddr?
<eqnox> dance dance revolution
<kingBooze> I've never played
<kingBooze> is it as fun as everyone says it is?
<bennid> no
<bennid> just gay
<DSmooth> kingBooze: ddr is for ghetto kids
<DSmooth> at the arcade
<DSmooth> and their white trash girlfirends watch them play
<DSmooth> until they've had enough
<DSmooth> then they take them home and beat them

(JazzSax) tim likes 8 year old girls
(JazzSax) he looks sooooo big in their hands.
(JazzSax) they like picture books
(tiko) rhonda: Think of me more as a childhood educator.
(dev-) um, I don't think sex ed lessons aren't supposed to be
in the back of a white van

<aNuBiS-> :/
<natascam> hi annie, how is your chi today?
<aNuBiS-> un-aligned
<aNuBiS-> i yin, when i should of yang'd
<natascam> did you try booze?

<kisama_> that's why i like anime
<Guilty> Maybe
<kisama_> because the anime is usually good enough to merit a
dvd
<kisama_> not like this shit from the u.s. like power rangers
<Guilty> I know they made some straight to video
"movie"-majiggers
<kisama_> and power rangers extrafalarious fantabulous
galactic sorcerer
edition with new cast because the old ones got
teased at school
super megatronic edition

<@tag> cant wait for zero state devices :)
<@tag> no wires, no external power
<@tag> just IS
<@Syfoon> tag, by then, we'll be 4ft high, grey, abducting
stupid, fat hicks and shoving probes up their asses

[23:41] (q-_-p) i'm doing a couple downtempo trax.. and just
started a trance track.
[23:49] (q-_-p) man. these dumps take forever.
[23:49] (q-_-p) i mean.. wav dumps
[23:49] ~ q-_-p checks his drawers.

<mentality> THE WORLD IS GOING TO END
<darkLem> and it's coming in all caps.
<mentality> WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE

<@gloriaea> this is how wars start
<@gloriaea> someone puts up a swedish pop poster and a german
blames it on a finn

<InuYasha> Rabies isn't an STD is it?
<Ronald_MacK> It is if it's oral sex.

<Polaris[LovesChii]> Speaking of poke 4
<Polaris[LovesChii]> I wonder if anyone has some pokemon pr0n
<Polaris[LovesChii]> Like I said before.........Misty IS
HOT!!!!!!!!!!
<Polaris[LovesChii]> Squirtle isn't too bad either

(blackanese): when does a guy lose his virginity?
(blackanese): when he ejaculates or when he fucks?
(dufflebag): lol black just thought he lost his verginity cos
he jerked off

<MiLordDemise> My foot is touching the cord for my keyboard
<MiLordDemise> and each time I press a button I can feel the
electrical pulse go through the wires
<IntoMyShadows> Now that's something.
<MiLordDemise> Aye...
<MiLordDemise> I wish I could type a bit faster
<MiLordDemise> it makes my foot feel good and strange at the
same time
<IntoMyShadows> Just hit random keys
<MiLordDemise> it's like a cord-thin massage
<MiLordDemise> wow
<MiLordDemise> I think I need some alone time with my keyboard
now
<MiLordDemise> hehe
<IntoMyShadows> Maybe you should move the cord to another part
of you
<MiLordDemise> I just might
<IntoMyShadows> you sick bastard.
<IntoMyShadows> I probably would, too
<MiLordDemise> You suggested it
<MiLordDemise> so that makes us both sick bastards
<MiLordDemise> go us!

<[5e]-j4yj0hn> I just dont have that much maney i can spend
<[5e]-j4yj0hn> Its all tied up in other things
<[5e]-One> like playboy mags and condoms
<[5e]-j4yj0hn> no, i have kazaa and socks

* Orroni slaps DarkPrince_working around a bit with a large
trout
* Trefenwyd slaps Orroni around a bit with a large trout
<Liason> trout is soooooooooo 1995
<Orroni> i agree, it's too retro
<Orroni> maybe a leather trout with tassles
* Trefenwyd slaps Orroni around a bit with a large lubrified
fanged dildo
<Orroni> now that's disturbing...

<Helm-work> *sigh* ..i dont know what gets into me sometimes..
I get this "hey, my password says it expires today and i need
to change it" "what do i change it to"? .... im like "how
about tea-bagger"? "thats a good one" .. the accountant is
like "yeah! easy to remember too"

IVIasterFunk: biacksfourteen
Biax14: iviasterflunk
IVIasterFunk: funk*
IVIasterFunk: bastard
Biax14: D'oh
Biax14: My mistake ;
IVIasterFunk: my ass
Biax14: is smeely
IVIasterFunk: the l is nowhere near the l key
IVIasterFunk: u*
IVIasterFunk: fuck

<Kojo> Nobody wants to star in my Star Wars porn video :(
<Kojo> The truth behind the scenes:
<Kojo> "Han Shot First"

<Godzi||a> I would suck my own dick too if I could.
<Chrononaut> "you're only gay if you swallow"
<Invictus[A]> you're a fag for even thinkin' about it

<Bloodshedder> HEY YOUR PENIS IS MISSING
<macvilewhore> HEY I FOUND IT
<macvilewhore> ITS IN YOUR ASS
<Bloodshedder> must be small, i don't feel a thing

<Zero-Wing> i bought a game the other day and it said Win 98,
Win NT and Better... so i installed it on linux

<Sku||Fuck> her favorite author is irvine welsh and her favorite band is dying
fetus.
<Sku||Fuck> i don't know.  typically i'm drawn to the type of person that
easily accepts the subject matter in that sort of music.
<rdgzt> The subject matter being
DEATHSATANDISMEMBERMENTNIHILISMDESTROYKILLEVERYONEDARKNESSENTROPYDEATHEMPTINESS!!!!!
you mean?
<rdgzt> And perhaps some violent fucking.
<Sku||Fuck> dude you listed death twice
<rdgzt> Well, there seems to be a lot of it.

<iora> i steal no hearts.
<iora> brains are more valuable on the black market.

<Jarp> No porn break. i actually have no more porn on this
computer
<Jarp> just the other day, i moved all 8,000ish pictures to
the other computer and organized 'em
<Sisgmund> lordy!
<Sisgmund> how much space does that take up?
<Jarp> about 600mb
<Sisgmund> crimminy
<Jarp> i forget exactly how many
<shavenwookiee> wow
<Jarp> Hrm. I don't have a very broad colllection. that 8,000
is of maybe 20 girls.
<Jarp> don't have any particular favorite.
<shavenwookiee> 20 girls.. 400 poses each??
<Jarp> hrm
<Jarp> more of some
<Jarp> less of others
<shavenwookiee> so THAT's how you get your porn movies on
dialup.
<screevo> ???
<shavenwookiee> you print up a set of one girl, staple them
together, and flip the pages :D
<Jarp> it's like a movie, one frame at a time!

<Mat> all chicks are whores, they just charge differently
<Tippytoes> mat do you have a girlfriend?
<Mat> what do you think ;)
<NuTCAsE> i havn't heard him use the word bitch recently
<NuTCAsE> so i'm going with "no"