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<zaps> that is wierd
<zaps> my last name is in that host.
<timmo> WOW
<timmo> WHAT A COINCIDENCE
<orion> is your last name 61.w?

Krav: Y'know, yew can never tell how fast someone can run
until yew set them on fire...

<davester> alright, in a month when i'm building this
computer, everything will have changed, so i'm not going to
bother now
<davester> they'll have gforce9's and p5's and terrabit hdd's
<davester> all for cheap
<Deathblend> and 256bit athlons
<davester> word
<davester> WORD
<Deathblend> you mean dword

<brokengolfclub> you would agree, as all westerners do, that
rape is wrong correct ?
<PlexisKarma> yes, unless filmed correctly

* Sunblade slowly turns insane.
* Tron is already quite mad.
* Lion-O starts to feel quite at home :-)

<TTT> you know you're in trouble when your server load is
higher than your stock price

<Vile> I saw the most hilarious billboard today. All white,
with black letters. '"Invite me back to school." - God.'
<Vile> A being that can create a sunset must communicate with
us by way of our BILLBOARDS! <Vile> *Driving, glances up at
one such board* "Jerry. Don't sleep with your neighbors wife.

*** jonathans changes topic to 'PLZ FWD ALL PACKAGES MARKED
"GAY" TO PROPER DEPARTMENTS (IN REAR)'

<Fawn> OMG
<Fawn> I just found out that my little brother has the hots
for the same actress I have the hots for
<AccordionGuy> ACTRESS SANDWICH

<Azrael> notepad + random windows system files = fun for the
bored

<1stStrike> is everything in britian closed on a saturday or
something?
<Jericho24.> at 6pm, yes
<1stStrike> well it's only 1 pm
<Jericho24.> as u just said urself... B R I T A I N
<1stStrike> oh wait

<Miff`NickHunting> Have tragically nasty news
<Miff`NickHunting> Bath Bird, for those who dont know the
people directly below me built a bathroom on the outside of
their house and have a skylight allowing v. clear view of
their bathroom antics, has changed
<Miff`NickHunting> Shes gone from being slightly ok to this
new person
<Miff`NickHunting> Who I can only describe as..large

<S-Kicker> brb, gotta feed the dog
<S-Kicker> sum 31337 K1BB13Z N B175

<@goose> does any one know a way of checking if some one is
online without using msn or any over chat software
<@goose> ?
<+KawaiiUsagi> not unless you know their assigned ip addy
<@goose> nope
<@goose> BT change it every time you log on
<@goose> can you ping the phone number ?

<Joelz> How good is it, when you've badly gotta take a
leak....but you can't be stuffed getting up, but there is an
empty coke bottle next to you and....nevermind.
<Bigchris> what happens if you have to chuck a shit?
<Joelz> That's what shoes are for.

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* Babau glares.
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<APE_> ive only got 34mb free
<APE_> out of 1.18gb
<ibor132> hah, ape u need a bigger drive
<APE_> yeh i know
<APE_> my drive is slowly filling up with temporary internet
files porn and irc logs
<ibor132> hah, at least its important stuff

<boyd> anyway, theres a survey on the back and one question is
"What was the easiest way to make new friends at your Teritary
Institution?"
<boyd> if my name wasn't going to be attached to it, i'd put
something like "i'm doing computer science, I  HAVE NO FRIENDS

<Horus-23m> Hello. I am a 23 year old male, with a biology
degree. I'm currently involved in the construction industry
and will be getting involved in supervision, as well as
running jobs which will earn me a lot of money. I'm athletic,
strong, intelligent, and fairly good looking. Why do you care?
Well most of you won't and will just mock this, but one of you
might, and that one, can message me..

<DocGonzo> it's a nice world where you can apply for a job and
send a resume without getting clothes on :)

<[BCorp]Atropos> you guys ever do something seemingly useless
and realize that it teaches you something very valuable, then
wonder if your the star of a reality telivision sequel to the
karate kid?

SlythDra: Thou shalt not rewire the coffee maker to insult the
parentage of anyone who uses it.

<Cerebus> death is the ++ at the end of life

<drunkers> sugas in jail now
<RtWhO> whats your source?
<RtWhO> I thought he was on his honey mooon
<drunkers> same thing

<Pharsalus> It would really suck if you were a siamese twin --
your other half was gay, and you were not...and you shared the
same ass..
* Pharsalus ponders

<Staberinde> The worst of the bunch was this
* Staberinde points at his crotch
<Staberinde> "Ya know this thing isn't going to blow itself!"
<CrashCat> it will if you wire it with explosives
<Staberinde> Well yes, but that's only when the zombies are
near

<Orig> twelve monkeys pissed me off
<Orig> there were no monkeys

* Krazed has quit IRC (Quit: FUCK GAMESNET, FUCK MILON. DONE
WITH THIS POOR ASS NETWORK)
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<Ohm`laptop> wb

<LunchBox> why is my usb-to-usb networking not working :(
<q[torg]> LunchBox: it's netnotworking

<photo> i poured my root beer into a square cup and now all i
have is beer. please advise.

<Pepsi> A Smith and Wesson beats four Aces.
<Tjousk> only if it's loaded

<rh-Raz_w3rk> if im not married by the time im 30, im going to
slaughter a newly married couple
<rh-Raz_w3rk> i like to set goals for myself

RaspberryClock:  The Goatse man would make a great golf caddy,
don't you think?

<revmoo> well
<revmoo> msg nexis
<revmoo> maybe he is one of those nerds that has his shit set
to wake him up in the middle of the night if someone pm's him
:P
<Geoff-> LOL
<Geoff-> hey
<Geoff-> i used to have that

<Seren> I've seen so many penises, but I swear, the minute
some guy you don't know takes his pants off in a classroom
environment and is all happy about it ... you almost shit
yourself.
<melusine> Happy happy? O_o As in "Teacher, my still life is
moving!" happy? O_o

<NalezWork> aaw fuck
<NalezWork> I just did a rm -rf blah * instead of a rm -rf
blah &

<[11]HannyArZ> hello, where can i buy chanserv?  I will trade
warez for it

<eng> someone will *always* have it better
<synec> yes... the trick in life is finding those people and
rubbing them out.

<^_^Sasha^_^> im unzipping ma pant
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> wait a second
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> Does Allah know you are fucking an
american?
<^_^Sasha^_^> yeah he knows everything
<^_^Sasha^_^> He
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> so is he cool with it?
<^_^Sasha^_^> no:|
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> oh, so do u want 2 stop? allah might get
mad
No such nick/channel
Session Close: Sat Jun 08 02:05:24 2002

<Disco_Stu> The Iraq conflict is our business and we will
straighten it out.
<Disco_Stu> you have to sit there and take it.
<Disco_Stu> if you want our help when we are good, then you
have to take our shit when we aren't
<marble> love the sinner, hate the sin
<esch> You don't stop loving your wife because she gets fat,
do you?
<marble> esch: my husband stopped loving me when I got fat.
people are rotten. what's your point?
<esch> marble: That you were probably annoying.

<Ragnarok> i kinda like that
<Ragnarok> i dig the natural look
<haole> then you'll be quite pleased with her crotch afro
<haole> it looks like a 70s blaxploitation extra

<Sebbe> Just found some online CPR 101
<Sebbe> The instructions are: Call, blow, pump
<Sebbe> Kinda makes me wonder if I accidentally stumbled upon
a Hooker 101

<Perma> The first time you ever meet a chick, you have to slap
her, just back hand the girl as hard as you can, like that,
you'll never worry about that chick telling you "You never
treat me the was you used too".
<Perma> Got that?
<rob> what if she likes getting smacked around
<Perma> Even better

<ScumDog> I don't think the act itself is sick, though.
They're going to have sex with someone, it might as well be
me.

<Mp3Boy-> I told him grep pulls out the shit u want
<Mp3Boy-> like cat girl | grep pussy
<Mp3Boy-> then he understood

<everydayiscatday> im gunna hack the nickelodeon website and
put a giant picture of my cock on it instead
<ramoth4> I think they have cock ID databases now
<ramoth4> after 9/11 you know

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sleepwalkers
<hajjs> il is what country?

<CapnKev> Nothing's illegal when you're dead.
<Satrina> "dead girls don't say no"

<Bleve> where an engineer says "1/0 = infinity"
<Bleve> and a mathematician says "1/0 is undefined"
<Bleve> and a SPARC designer gets root
<Bru> which sparc designer is this?
<Bru> oh
<Bru> heh, I read that as 'and a SPARC designer gets A root'
<Bru> hence my scepticism

<Consolelover> I need a life.
<Consolelover> DOn't get me wrong, my current one's fine.
<Consolelover> I'm just greedy. :{

<bodhidharma> i don't ask who people are when they are
removing my pants <bodhidharma> that is a smile and nod
situation

<OhioJoe> Steempy, you mentioend an automatic swich box.. I
have a chrome box that has a switch on it too, with coax
connecters on eitehr side, with a switch on it.. that is a
manual switch box?
<God-Zilla> nah, thats a prostate stimulator
<neogeoMAN>  I have one of those wired to my tinfoil hat.
<neogeoMAN> I can switch the aliens on or off.

<Horror> knock knock
<Dooper> who's there?
<Horror> Go fuck yourself
<Dooper> go fuck yourself who?

Rock'et> Why there is random damage in Subspace?
Op>JEDI>Gau> because SS is kinda realistic...
Op>JEDI>Gau> In reality some bullets would hit in harmless
places, not everything will be deadly.
Op>JEDI>Gau> meanwhile other shots will get through and break
off heat tiles on your wing
Rock'et> what harm could that possibly do?

<Milp> i've licked astroglide out of all sorts of orafices..
its not tasteless

* Mage_ scoots away from Dykstra
* Dykstra plays with his pokeballs
* Mage_ scoots further
<SteveD> uh huh
* Dykstra squirtles SteveD
<SteveD> eegad!

<ClosedGL> tar -xzf willy.gz;touch muh_woody;head -n 1 &&
mount /cho/momma && echo >$1 "Harder!
";dd if=/dev/beans of=/
cho/momma/face count=1 bs=spoonfull && umount /cho/momma &&
sleep 15.

<sdgsdg> this microsoft natural keyboard is like smart or
something
<DrgdHmstr> its posessed
<sdgsdg> a few times already it hasnt pressed enter when I
wasnt sure if I wanted to press enter or not
<sdgsdg> It like gives yyou a second chance

@(ZeuS) my g/f was like "I can be your porn"... I was like
"but can I use the zoom feature?"

*dpk* man, i need to start taking cocaine.
*dpk* i keep getting winded waling up stairs
*necroid* you should just start smoking
*necroid* it'll make it worse, but at least you'll have an
excuse

<pkmk> fuck i'm in wordpad now
<pabegimas> programming with wordpad? wow that's really bad
<pkmk> actually wordpad is very good for programming - you can
set the font what you want

<Saktoth> I hope blackthorn takes over brittania and
institutes a new regime of laser lights and techno music

Louis^ s/n: H6TWQ-TQQM8-HXJYG-D69F7-R84VM
Kick: mrfrost has kicked Louis^ (¤Çhanne£ Mâstêr¤ NO CAPS
¤Auto Kick¤ 1 minute)

<Dabljuh> hey
<Dabljuh> People keep mentioning I would be akilled
<Dabljuh> which is simply not true
*** Quits: Dabljuh ([email protected]) (User has
been banned from ZiRC (Repeated ban evasion))

<WeaselBoy> livejournal is nothing but thousands of people all
saying "Does this make my ass look big?" at the same time

Dough Girl7777:  my grandma is funny
CherryOnion1979:  okay
Dough Girl7777:  she tries to spoil me, but she has like no
money, so she gives me plants 
Dough Girl7777:  and she gets all excited when she gives em to
me

<zhixel:#916> <matrix> woah. I know perl. </matrix>
<junk:#916> you forgot the trailing dude

* Dogstar was told tonight that if he wore slacks and a button
up dress shirrt he'd look exactly like he worked at a software
development company. Except he doesn't know a word of code.
<Nimduin>  Wow, you're unattractive.  Congratulations.

<Hoosier55> does anyone know where i can get a modchip
installed cuz i hate to solder does best buy do it?