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<tReMeR> I was cleaning out my closet today and when i was
putting my shirts back in the dresser. i wanted to put them in
a particular order. I would temperaly put the shirts on this
chair until i put them in the closet, in order. and i thought
to my self, I have 1, 32$ office chair of cache.
<Gedit> you need a life tReMeR

<Siidu> What's with the best taste thingie on these cans of
pepsi? Has anyone done this? And waited for the date?
<Siidu> This one says... March 10th of 2003
<Elexion> .....
<Elexion> I think that's when it expires, Pete. That's why no
one waits that long.
<Siidu> Eh..
<Siidu> Okay.
<Siidu> lol.

<daed> believe it or not, the robot on the cover of the queen
album is real and he hates you.

<clay> ryan isnt here
<clay> im declaring marshall law
*** clay sets mode: -o clay

* Crimson has joined #arsclan
<stargurl> hello
<Sinned> hello
<Crimson> hello
<Griz> hello.jpg

? jimmy/#hadm ----- jimmy's work productivity rating as of
2:21PM --------
? jimmy/#hadm 0% | --------------------------- | 100%
? jimmy/#hadm   *- 0.01% (checked email)

<mootlife> wtf
* mootlife prayers have been answered
<mootlife> bus full of hot chicks just came here
* mootlife goes outside

<dn> if i cloned myself, changed the y chromosome to an x
chromosome, and then had sex with her, would it be
masturbation, or incest?
<Dareon> I think itd be illegal in 13 states, is what it would
be.
<Fentom> -{dn}- I think it would mean you seriously need a
girlfriend
<dn> i get the feeling i just earned a new wb

<homerj> womyn butch dykes always bothered me
<homerj> if they hate men so much, why do they go to such
great lengths to be exactly like them?
<issuez> the only reason why they bother you is because they
get more pussy than you

<shaft> i want some imac bed sheets.

RaceTM: yeah its really weird
it seems like every time i re-install, something goes wrong
RaceTM: i have yet to get a flawless ghost image
RaceTM: its pissing me off
lol
RaceTM: and im sure its probably one dumb program i always
install that messes things up
Veritech Ferret: hehe
Veritech Ferret: Windows

<Asha`monkey> yeah, i put it in there real good huh you like
that
<p0tat03> ...
<Asha`monkey> Oops.
<Asha`monkey> Wrong window.

<Ven> Fuck
<Ven> This is a long shot, but
<Ven> has anyone seen the pinout for the 4-player connector
for the CPS2 arcade system?
<Ven> Oh fuck!
<Ven> I bet it's in my D&D Mystara manual

<fantom> I'm going to play drinking games with tcpdump. what
keyword should make me take a drink?
<rizzoh> tcp

<deim0s> I'm all about discrete mathematics and multivariable
calculus!
<virt> that sounds like a sad theonion.com personal ad
<virt> let me twiddle your integers, baby :(

<damnyoure> where did you find that link
<Spoof> google
<damnyoure> and why would you believe something that some ass
posted :/
<Spoof> cause he is .edu :D

<wox> VB is meant to be drunk not coded

<Foobar> /VoWeLCaPS! NoW You CaN TaLK LiKe WaReZ DooDS WiTH
LeSS eFFoRT
<Palidor> foobar you have too much time on your hands

<|ReN|> reality is the 30 frames per second your little mind
can comprehend.

<Charlemagne> I HATE WHEN OPS TRY TO JUDGE MY MOTHER FUCKING
ONLY FUCKING FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Wertigon sets mode: +o Charlemagne
<Charlemagne> oh
<Charlemagne> never mind
<Charlemagne> WOO!

<Kash_> ouch! cheeze is hot when worn

* compl3x is away (sleeping with kilrathi's mom)
<KilrathiX> hey!
<KilrathiX> that's my job!

<mmrafk> wtf does the "E" in E-Mail stand for
<mmrafk> express-mail ?

<gadget73> Oracle gave out bobble head dolls of thier CEO to
thier employees for Christmas
<gadget73> i want one, as well as a Richard Stallman and Bill
Gates one, then I could have mock discussions about shit

<Model192> about 10 mins after i logged off last night i blew
chunks
<Strife> chunks = your boyfriend?

<Maxisout> Apoc has so much brail on his face it would confuse
a blind person

<richmond> you'll be marching in the band, won't you?
<richmond> some little shit threw a piece of candy at me last
year while i was marching
<richmond> smacked me in the side of the head
<richmond> ...i've been hooked on ddr ever since

(Sloth) neighbor's house power is out.. perfect time for me to
kill them
(Kirby-no-Osekkai) good idea

<Maksim> bash: rtfm: command not found

<MinD> i'm not a newbie
<MinD> i like 2 run in root
<ivan> MinD: ever heard of su?
<MinD> ivan: what is su

<Takashi> is there any mecha-hentai with mechs doing each
other?

<chop> My phone was vibrating on the kitchen table
<chop> my and my bro are sitting watching TV
<chop> we think someone is trying to drill their way through a
window
<chop> We were running everywhere
<chop> I then have the brains to hit the panic buttons
<chop> christ
<chop> alarm people
<chop> jesus
<chop> then I see "1 Missed Call"

<Ced> me no eating or drinking at the keybord
<brolli_420> but jerking your shit is aceptable
<brolli_420> you got some werid rules

<Moiee> i have perfect biceps
<demalavor> only in one arm though

<Moogle> Yeah, I took our first time when the condom broke to
be a sign for me to keep it in my pants
<Gau> Was she on the pill?
<Moogle> nope
<Gau> man.. I would have donkey-punched her out cold and
douched for 3 straight hours!
<Moogle> Douching actually makes it worse.
<Gau> Not if you do it with 12 mole per litre HCl
<Moogle> hoh!

<energize> i just cant' think of anything to code
<pantherqs> code some porn
<energize> how the fuck do you code porn?
<Linkadmin> haha I wish I knew
<Linkadmin> but it would be cool... a random porn scene
generator
<pantherqs> that'd be sweet... have the program randomly
insert a chick's body with randomly generating tit size, hair
color, shaved or not shaved.. then have a whole slew of
randomly chosen actions... suck, fuck, bukakke.... oh man. i
wish i could code.

<arfer> sticks and stones may break my bones but life
contingencies and statistics are pure shit

<outlaws> that's so gay
<joyrekz> speaking of gay
<joyrekz> i watched the gay pride parade on tv just to see
some lesbians, is that wrong of me?
<outlaws> nope

psynapse  pfft you think you kid is special?
psynapse  when i guy cums he releases over 10 million sperm
psynapse  at once
·seraph· wow
psynapse  and you're amazed that ONE of these can fertilize
an egg?
·Floach-· that's a lot of dead babies
psynapse  heh :)
·Floach-· ;)
·seraph· ewww
psynapse  i have let civilizations die on my chest

<_kd> msn is the closest thing to parking a white van outside
a school yard

<MK|sleeping> i'd be up for bumpin a taxi ;)
<MK|sleeping> 6 pissed gamers runnin away from a taxi
<MK|sleeping> in the midle of the countryside
<BadAss> lol
<Ste[Away]> rofl
<MK|sleeping> fall down a ditch or summit
<BadAss> get raped again by that q3 guy who just happens to be
there
<MK|sleeping> see it on the news, 6 bodies were fond 2day
beaten and left in a bloody pulp, with a note sayin "i 0wn
j00, q2 sux, q3 0wn0rz j00" , cryptographers are stil trying
to decypher the code

<LILGUYGATO> are one handed people offended when cops say put
your hands up

Snowy: I need
Snowy: To tell this guy
Snowy: ONly to press
Snowy: enter on special
Snowy: occasions

<NekoGuy> Non-Human Intelligent Rights Act: Subsection 4a.
Digital Intelligence: Any conscious program shall never run
under the Windows Operating System.

<nightfal> diffused: Runtime().exec() is just a shortcut to
((Satan)System.getPropety("SATAN")).burnMyFaceOff
(). Don't do it

<Scruffypoo> BaLLeriNNa: dunno about best friends.  me and the
kernel aren't even on speaking terms at the moment.  i have to
tell bash a message for the kernel, and it tells the kernel. 
then, hopefully, the kernel doesn't get massively depressed
and run away or anything.

<etr1gan> you know your drunk when irc gives you motion
sickness.

<aversion> i was takin a dump today in the stalls
<aversion> and someone stuck their dick through a hole
<aversion> i didnt even get to finish

<ogw> I don't remember jack shit about last night, but I got
the IRC logs :-o

<winmutt> lol
<winmutt> my neighbor's name is jeff toke
<winmutt> and hes getting married tomorrow
<winmutt> 4/20
<winmutt> LOL
<winmutt> i just realized this

<ThundR> does this irc client make my butt look big?

(caraKATT): great, i found ready whip in the fridge and I
wanted to put it in my coffee, but I think my roomate huffed
it, cause it won't foam

<Mazroth> ya vodka is potato water, thats why everyone in
russia drinks it
<Mazroth> too many potatoes there
<Mazroth> They have it at mcdonalds, heh
<Mazroth> in fountains.
<Mazroth> big mac, large fry, and supersized vodka

<Eskimo-Steve> damn it, files are dling too fast
<roninFool> steve: ha ha
<roninFool> wait, TOO fast?

<@LinuxGrrl> 'president bush, your popcorn burned. we have the
fbi investigating the terrorist attack on your evening snack.'

<``Finder> Any submissive females out there  into doing
laundry, dish washing, shopping from lists, and extremely
quick sex - msg this Dom male.

<IWillBeRiteBack> however, I might point out that you've
misapplied your sentiments
<IWillBeRiteBack> for they should obviously be applied to a
certain pathetic individual named Stephan
<sKratch> the only thing that was misapplied was the condom
that allowed you to be born

<tokage> im a pathetic fanboy when it comes to king
<tokage> I'd read tampon labels if someone told me he wrote
them

[@Incitatus]: http://www.suddenstrike2.de/
[@DynamoDan]: mm desert strike
[@DynamoDan]: have you got sudden strike 1?
[+EvilMalk]: germans must be getting really bored with ww2
games now
[@Flamin_Squirrel]: heh
[@DynamoDan]: lol
[+EvilMalk]: oh look hans, we get to be another american
killing berliners
[+EvilMalk]: ja das ist gut

<UnZ1P> imac is guilty pleasure :/
<Ravvy> yeah, like getting head from another man

<Tenchimaru_Draconis> Put one of those small headphone covers
on your N64 Joystick. It doesn't hurt as much, is nice and
soft, protects the joystick a bit, and your joystick doesn't
get all sweaty after several hours of yanking it around.

<barkode> if redhat is ever running on a space shuttle, you
can sleep well
knowing it's probably running imap2, and we can all
go IRC from it.

<Kaladias> Kal need nookie
[+]ChevyGurl> lol
<Kaladias> *sigh* i wish women would take me more seriously

<Quik> Quake is the mother of all games!
<fridaY13th>  yes... a very old and ugly mother.

<Continuity> Disassembling VB code is like looking at one of
those magic eye pictures

<Black_Raven[CoS]> how would blasting cookies with fudge and
marshmellows prove the xistance of elves?

<[TFCC]MysteryDate> and what kind of tools am I going to need
to put all this crap together
<[TFCC]MitsuMan> philips head screwdriver and knife to open
packages lol
<[TFCC]FloorPie> A knife? Use your teeth
<[TFCC]MysteryDate> what about securing the mobo in the case
<[TFCC]FloorPie> You'll have such a hard on when the new
hardware arives, just poke the package open
<[TFCC]MysteryDate> or tape and grease? i read somewehreabout
that
<[TFCC]MysteryDate> but I have no idea why
<[TFCC]MitsuMan> everything will come with mounting screws M
<[TFCC]MysteryDate> oh right
<[TFCC]MysteryDate> dammit
<[TFCC]FloorPie> The tape is to hold your hardon down
<[TFCC]FloorPie> the greese is for afterwards

(DreamThtr): im not american
(DreamThtr): but i went to the usher concert
(CrazyCoot): by american do you mean straight

<Mime> I remember when I first started to masturbate. I was
scared.
<Will> You make it sound like someone pointed a gun to your
head and forced you to masturbate.
<Mime> No, I remember getting near to climax each time and
thinking "Oh shit, what is this! Argh!"