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<Booger> http, nntp, ftp. these are all non-cohesive with
end-to-end viewing of good titty pics
<Booger> the new standard:
<u238|duhasst> hehe
<Booger> NTTP: Nice Titty Transfer Protocol

Phazer: 24 Billion served?
Nic: Yeah, I'm that good.
Peter: Or, that easy.

<likwid8> anyone know where I can get the ABC special on how
hackers get movies for free?

<Du`ranain> I HAVE A DREAM
<Du`ranain> and no, it's not racial equality
<Du`ranain> thats fairly unanimous hopefully
<Kap`n_Kakakaway> one day...nation...etc
<Kap`n_Kakakaway> is your dream about carebears on motorcycles
with chains and leather jackets like my friend ryan's dream?

<Joe_> The word "gun" has been replaced with "Poppinfresh
Poke" in all of the history books. Didn't they cover that on
the news?
<Joe_> Lemme get my book
<Joe_> The M-1A, the standar issue Poppinfresh Poke up until
the Korean Thumbwrestle.
<Joe_> Then, at the advent of the Vietman Squardance, the new
standard issue Poppinfresh Poke was a modified version of the
old, named the M16a, or as the soldiers called it: "Hoo hoo!"

<z|davies> quote: "this looks object oriented" when he saw a
spinning cube on
the screen... I think he misunderstood object
oriented =)

<Adrennalyne> i want icecream but its like 4am :/
<viscera> you can't always get what you want, but if you run
fast enough, can tiptoe effectively and carry a large, blunt
instrument at all times, sometimes, possibly, maybe you can
beat it into an amnesia hazed coma long enough to play
make-believe
<viscera> life is grand, no?

<l0wkey> im getting hemorrhoids, from sitting on my butt all
day ircing... i should sue Khaled

<JDAcura> i need to take a crapola
<JDAcura> brb!!!!!!!!
<xwred1> i just took one on your mom's chest about an hour ago
<^9ine> i downloaded the video aobut 30 minutes ago

<blazemore> i like MSIE Champion Edition

<Gryphon> (that's what I thought, but she has good lines, e.g:
"You always said you'd die for me, but I noticed you never
have!")
<Paradox> tell her you are saving that one for your 50th
anversary ^^

<WiteRabit> the thing you gotta ask yourself is: do I really
want snail shit on my face?

<fusionrock> art school. (n.) a "school" for those who suck at
math, history, and english :|

<jbskittlez> dude should i sell myself on ebay
<jbskittlez> sell my virginity on ebay?
<jbskittlez> how much money could i make from that
<lieb39> with or without a pic?

<TigerSun> bhahahahahahaha
<TigerSun> article on k5
<TigerSun> "setting a cookie is very simple"
<TigerSun> <INSERT 150 LINES OF C CODE>

<WordSmith> my mums drunk
<WordSmith> lol
<WordSmith> she never gets drunk
<XploSioN> take advantage matt ;)

< chris> Meanwhile, I am participating in all that is unholy
and rightly hated
< chris> Namely, I am writing a Java Applet that runs in a
browser and is controlled by JavaScript
<@phessler> hahaha
* chris commits hara-kiri to minimize the dishonor to his
family
< chris> phessler: Yeah, but the thing is: this is way better
than what I was doing before, which was Flash coding
< chris> Flash, Java and JavaScript -- all in a day's work
< chris> Incidentally, I am looking for a new job...

<Ben Utne> I have a dick like a tuna can...think about it
<isajeep> full of dead fish?
<Ben Utne> 6 inches around, 1 inch long
<Verl> HAHAHAHA
<Verl> that is awesome
<Verl> thats like hitting a girl in the vagina with your fist
<isajeep> lol verl
<rzrshrp2> wtf
<rzrshrp2> pussy punch

Roi: That's all you have to say? Some Dutch minor is hitting
on me and you say "see you tomorrow"? Man, don't ever work for
the suicide prevention hotline.

<Beanie> so what should I play?
<DarkMSTie> adventure games
==Beanie fires up Zork
<DarkMSTie> I need a graphical interface
<Beanie> graphical shmaphical
<Beanie> the graphics are in your BRAIN!!!

<@Vitenka> ani, for one - you're not a country
<@Vitenka> for another, if you were, I'd bomb you

<+GeoFrey> CINCINNATI - A court official in the U.S. says a
13-year-old boy charged with raping a 5-year-old girl at a
McDonald's play area is denying the accusation.
<+GeoFrey> lol wtf?
<+farted> I'm lovin' it

<LoneWolf_> Sexpo sucked ....
<Gibbon> cool, I thought you'd only be able to look at stuff!
<LoneWolf_> (in a bad way)
<Gibbon> oh

<lo-d0gg> man.. these quotes are funny as!
<Ho-Train> what server/channel are you on?
<lo-d0gg> uhm, no channels.. www.geekissues.org
<Ho-Train> dammit! i can't connect..
<Ho-Train> [12:03:15am] *** Connecting to geekissues.org
(6667)
<Ho-Train> [12:03:24am] *** Connection attempt timed out
<Ho-Train> [12:03:27am] *** Connect retry #1 geekissues.org
(6667)
<Ho-Train> [12:03:36am] *** Connection attempt timed out

<[SCSI]Zuph> i found it on some japanese site
<[SCSI]Zuph> maybe it will be in japanese
<[SCSI]Zuph> japanese writting looks cool
<[SCSI]anon> doubt it
<[SCSI]Zuph> i'm thinking about going to babel fish, and
translating "Cute japanese girlfriend wanted" then put that on
a shirt
<[SCSI]Zuph> and no one will no what it means
<[SCSI]Zuph> unless their japanese
<[SCSI]Zuph> but they won't respond
<[SCSI]Zuph> unless their cute, and a girl

<Roosevelt> !choose do work, play games
<RoBoBo> Choice: do work
<Roosevelt> bah
<Roosevelt> !choose listen to a stupid bot, don't listen to a
stupid bot
<RoBoBo> Choice: listen to a stupid bot
<Roosevelt> :(

<InvisableMan> [19:51] <AshleeFukala> i tried to make
popcorn..
<InvisableMan> [19:52] <AshleeFukala> and i blwe up my
mircowave
<InvisableMan> HOW do you blow up the microwave with popcorn?
<InvisableMan> it boggles the mind
<InvisableMan> is that even possible?
<InvisableMan> i mean, COME ON... i understand, maybe, burning
the popcorn, at the most catching it on fire.. MAYBE...
but.....
<InvisableMan> TO BLOW UP THE MICROWAVE???
<InvisableMan> *sigh* you humans will be the death of me.

*** Radz has quit IRC (Quit: Pure | Bitches | No, Fuck You)
* KeeperS tries to make sense of Radz's quit message

<Communista> I'm going to hell.
<Communista> I'm just a wicked person.
<Communista> I was on lunch with the trainees and a news story
came on about the showing (funeral) of a man that drowned...
<Communista> and I turned to them and said "Wanna go see a
dead body?"

<mrburrito>I have pulled my 9110 apart so many times, and I
still can't work out what's wrong with it...
<loz>Maybe the fact that you've pulled it apart that many
times?

<REIDZY> why the fuck is everyone tryign to tlak all fuckign
smart

<Zimbu> i was just using common sense, sorry
<Gimik\HMWRK> Zimbu: try to use something you have next time
;)

* Seph flies herself to the north pole
<Seph> -her +him
<fluffy> well that certainly clears up a lot

<RealaNightmaren> that fucker is linking to our files
<RealaNightmaren> AGAIN
<dosdemon> reala who hosts sonic cult
<RealaNightmaren> dos: a friend of mine
<Sushi-D> reala... you should make one of those scripts..
<dosdemon> ah
<RealaNightmaren> i used to have one
<RealaNightmaren> i replaced it with htaccess
<RealaNightmaren> which unfortunatly doesn't cover the
subdomains
<Sushi-D> that bites the bullet...
<Sushi-D> so....how are youe gonna correct this problem...
<RealaNightmaren> easy
<RealaNightmaren> I'll replace it with porn

<Igatona> Seriously, the biblical club at my school only plays
minesweeper and never do anything else
<+MegamanX2K> do they think the mines represent sin and your
pointer is jesus

<BoZo> Hmmm, this is scary, I was writing something today
(with pen and paper!) and then I made an error and for like 5
seconds I wanted to undo :/       <BoZo> With a Ctrl+Z
<kdub> haha
<FyreDaug> BoZo you geek
<kdub> i was drawing something on a piece of paper in class
<kdub> and a computer was right in front of me too
<kdub> when i messed up drawing
<BoZo> It felt weird :p
<kdub> i reached up and hit ctrl-z
<BoZo> haha

<kungtotte> Probably have back-logs from hell at bash. Geeks
on IRC are like those one million monkeys with typewriters
<[moose]HuBBa> with less intelligence though :)

<Kyle> blue cat5? heh
<xstraightedgex> MAGE
<xstraightedgex> ive got that
<xstraightedgex> and yellow
<waffle> all the cat5 I see in institutions is blue
<Ed> Yeah, I see that pretty often.
<Kyle> heh
<waffle> the high school I went to had it
<xstraightedgex> what about YELLOW
<Ed> Yellow too.
<Ed> I've seen yellow more often in crossovers, though.
<waffle> i was about to say that
<Graphic_V> My cat5 is blue.
<Graphic_V> This is the nerdiest conversation ever.

<nxn> best thing to do while high is wank
<nxn> best thing to do any time is wank
<nxn> actually not when you catch your mom masterbating... but
close to any time

<Sierro> I don't need music to get a shag
<mal> well no
<mal> music and miracle, but the musics a start

<@Guyver3> im going to go chug nyquil and call it a day
<Shanks> :(
<@Guyver3> sorry
<@Guyver3> i meant
<@Guyver3> im going to go chug nyquil and methadone and
demerol and smoke pot, and call it a day since im so hardcore

<vas-assignment> i dare anyone to watch the excorcist and ay
midnight and take a walk around the blok
<KINGofEXTREME> its not even scary man
<vas-assignment> bullshit
<vas-assignment> everyone tells me its scary
<KINGofEXTREME> the first hour is arabs digging in a desert
<KINGofEXTREME> that shit scared teh fuck out of me

<Dhraakellian> an ant just ran across the top of my monitor
<Dhraakellian> I've heard of ANSI, but this is ridiculous
<Dhraakellian> perhaps my computer needs to be debugged

<FireCat> Hmm, just wondered if using Windows, IIS, Mysql, and
PHP would be called a WiMP platform :)
<modn> roflmfao

<KooLLaiD> I'm not FAT!!! I'm pleasently Plump :o)
<Piston> and i'm not white i'm just not really tan.

<ChuckD> so i got a massive summer sausage today
<ChuckD> what happened
<ChuckD> is i was talking about summer sausage
<ChuckD> and my friend said "i can bring ya summer sausage! i
have tons!"
<ChuckD> i thought he was joking
<ChuckD> sure enough, he shows up with a massive summer
sausage
<ChuckD> people looked at me funny
<ChuckD> i was carrying around a summer sausage, after all
<Dancer_the_Reindeer> or were you just happy to see them?

<Loopster> im acculy very smart

[Chocolate_Jihad]  ahh depth perception she is harsh mistress
[Chocolate_Jihad]  so much good but at such a great cost
[Darkure]  you mean to your dignity?
[Chocolate_Jihad]  unfortunately

<GetLinux> I wrote a mem eater and i'm running it, starting
winME's system monitor now
<The-Bus> GetLinux: You wrote MS Office??

<Acj> PAPAPAPA PADA PADA! POMPOMPOMPAPA POMPOM!
<Acj> I love singing along with house music.

<Pyke> Kinky???
<Kinky_Amore> Pyke
<Spice> lol
<Pyke> kinky!
<Kinky_Amore> pyke?
<Pyke> kinky?
<Kinky_Amore> oh pyke?
<Pyke> Oh KINKY!
<Kinky_Amore> oh pyke,,, yes
<Pyke> OH GOD KINKY!
<Kinky_Amore> u almost htere
<Pyke> ooooooooooh.....
* Pyke was kicked by rEdSaTiN (thanx for cumming)
* Kinky_Amore was kicked by rEdSaTiN (thanx for cumming too)

<druid> orgies, are they like birthday parties?
<Deimos> what? the older you get the less fun they become?
<druid> Deimos: it's like some old couples try to spice up
their dimming sex life with nudism
<druid> but end in a situation "can you please remove your
saggy breast from my coffee

<Zombie> sisters are good
<Sony> She is fat
<Sony> and she smells
<Sony> like bear
<Zombie> lol
<Zombie> perfect for you
<Sony> Yeah, I'd hit it
<Sony> Wait
<Sony> I mean now
<Sony> no*

<Kirke> I had interests too
<Kirke> But they all ended in court

<zi11z0rz> damn, the transsexual guy on silence of the lambs
has nice abs

<Pigs> I used to go out all the time, I just go to have a few
beers and look at girls... that's not gay
<supreemball> unless you're comparing outfits with the girls

<arturo> so i shouldn't knock watching gay sex in a fish tank
till ive tried it?

<SaM`E> wh00p im getting an amp and 2 12" subs for my car
:P~~~~~~
<SaM`E> 1400 installed wif a dual sub box
<glacius> that'll sound good...
<glacius> till they're stolen.

<Drugdown> I believe when you die its just like before you
were born.
<Drugdown> ...nothingness.
<Fleebis> Like when you empty your recycle bin!

<LeXX-> so like one time on 2600 irc, liquidpc shoved a usb
cable up his mothers ass.
<Klassh> man, usb really IS universal

<wip3out|isthekeymaster>fuck, i knew it... the one time I
wanted pizza and it happens to be super bowl sunday, and now
PapaJohns.com is getting DOSed by fat football fans.

<doogul> he can kline but he can't kill? wtf? lol
<doogul> that's like being able to jack off but you can't take
your pants off

<kow> anyone know where active desktop info is stored in
win2k?
<kow> like the HTML files
<APE_> same place bill gates hides the porn in win2k
<kow> fuck
<kow> I'm not gonna find it right?
<APE_> theres 200mb worth of porn built into windows, i mean
how do u think it got that large?

<gopus> what does liking big butts and not lying have to do
with each other?
<gopus> if I like big butts
<gopus> does that mean I can't lie?

(DownKaos): W0lfy's idea of taking a girl out is fucking her
then deflating her
(W0lfy): u following me?

<Arkaine> i had to call this girl last night and make sure she
wasnt pregnant
<Arkaine> THINGS I DONT LIKE DOING
<Arkaine> CALLING GIRLS AND MAKING SURE THEY ARENT CARRYING MY
KID

<ScaryFast> I'd fuck a tree, if it wouldn't run away

<Ginga> ne1 know if there is a way to remotley switch on a ps2
minus having a large stick
<Mad_Matte> geting kids...

<PureCaneSugar> was watching docmentry on TLC late nite.
<PureCaneSugar> roman soldiers did that.
<dan> what??
<PureCaneSugar> took piece of sheepgut. Tied a knot on one
end...
<dan> o ya...
<dan> i remember sheepskin condoms
<dan> it's like fuking a sheep up the ass and a chick at the
same time