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<Jon^D> ok three days of SMS and I'm still not laid
<Jon^D> stupid mobile phone relationships

<Syclopse> my god you again
<gesus> dislexia?
<gesus> i'm sure you meant to say "you my god again"

<Scott> i dunno, Bill Gates porn would get sooo many hits
<Scott> they'd wanna see how micro and soft he really is

<ninrh> like shes cool, but seems like maybe the kind of
person who goes back to their high school and blows it up
kinda thing

<martha> alesha...dont listen to them...sugar has been proven
to cure hiccups
<martha> a spoonful will do it, wash it down with liquid if
you need to
<eclipse> so is a quick shake of my protein drink
<martha> I have this feeling eclipse's 'protein drink' is
something he carries with him at all times, in a convenient
little sac

<cheesecake> differential equations sedate me.
<kg> strange... i usually get turned on by differential
equations..

<Devilmouse> help!!!
<Devilmouse> * Yam invites you to join #gay
<Devilmouse> i joined and they wont let me back out

<BusyChild> i hate it when youre just flirting with a girl and
you poke her on accident

<silicate> shit, it looks like it's gonna be sunny on saturday
* Zally glares at you
<silicate> that's not good ... for reasons, that would require
a much un-needed and long story
<Zally> hmm, ya ill take your word for it?
<silicate> yeah, i don't feel like explaining it
<Zally> Its all good
<Zally> I dont feel like pretending im interested

<eldee> boozie: yeh.. kizer has alot of hooch-pr0n.. he must
have a subscription to penthouse ;>
<boozie> haha
<KiZeR> good lord
<eldee> penthouse == magazine for chicks who dont want to have
fuck-scenes, and too ugly to be in playboy

<Chernoskill> it's scary when people start measuring time in
dowloaded megabytes...

<tris> all the tech contact email is signed "MFN Corporate
Communications" now
<tris> maybe they are the ones running the routers
<neruaL> that would imply that a) they were running and b)
someone had control
over it

Christian[LG]: install windows ME or take cyanide, which is
the better suicide option ?
Mouce: ME
True|Fogge: ME makes you take cyanide
kronny: nah cyanide, it dont take over an hour to take effect

<azrael69> <----retarded
<madman`> true---^
<FlipMo> azrael69: pics plz

<McKree> The hills have eyes...
<Suerte> urinate in them

<Kavalier> Bill Gates should build a 100 story skyscraper in
Manhattan for his private home.
<Seppel> Then crash an XBox into it.

*Duck has joined #linux
<Duck> does anyone know how to fix my harddisk memory when i
get the error: After you restart your system, check that you
have sufficient hard disk memory secured.
<@Cradly> Duck try not filling your hard drive 100%
<Duck> how do i not do that

<Pirelli> ooo thats what i want to buy, a computer made by
company whose ceo meets
a cow in a secret place every night

<Squiggle> When I grow up, I wanna be arrested for
masturbating in front of a daycare.

(@|404|Destro): you just got banned from #life, nerd.

<SicChild> I got action with this hot chick I've been going
after
<SicChild> so :P
<NeAck> so?
<SicChild> so......I'm happy.
<Teknolyfe> how long did she take to blow up?
<SicChild> lol
<NeAck> hahaha

<chronic1> damn, that chatroom is about as active as my
grandma
<Teakk> chronic1: must be pretty active then
<Teakk> cause i KNOW your grandma...and DAMN

<Konsole> I believe we both know the english language
equally.. I may not use it very well in day to day
conversations but I know much big words.

<fo0bar> why the hell is tivo recording cnn?  I told it I
wanted first-run wars ONLY
<fo0bar> this is obviously a repeat

<Darth-Phenom> So Sumez...how was Nadine?
<Sumez> Nice
<Sumez> She liked big cocks
<Sumez> And she did oral
<Yolkhead> Luckily you are a big cock then.

<crapple> i'd fuck a man for a gay.com vhost

<tr0n> HINT FOR THE RETARDED: BOX MODELERS SELDOM MODEL BOXES.

<Sull> what is this obsession with trading pics?
<lostsoul1> it is kind of like pokemon...you gota collect them
all

<Coogaar>  You really can t mince around with these TiVos,
Todd. If you wanted to turn on a machine and have it tell you
you were gay all the time, you would just play Counter-Strike
online. 

<aml_> i mean, if you decapitate someone with a sword, it's
not fucking ceremonial
<dabblerblue> unless you're the highlander!!

<kriticall> i can fold the $20 to look like two naked chicks

<ilister> on the IM/IRC thing we use at work there's a bot
that's sole job is to count the number of times the word
`beer' was mentioned on any channel during the day and
announce it at the end of the day :-)

<TeichDragon> batir, host a Pr0n site ;)
<batir> hrm... My digital camera is teh sux0r
<Gilthas> Not pr0n of YOU.
<Gilthas> Ew.
<TeichDragon> *shudders*

<prence> Tired of Whacking Off? Have A Local Escort At Your
Doorstep in a 1/2 Hour!
! prence clicks!
<obs1d1an> what you gonna do when your gramma shows up and
shes the escort?
<tooms> he's gonna ask her to take her teeth out
<tooms> again
<prence> duh
<prence> if im paying im playing

<Lemming> I can't believe I just said "darn".
<jimx> Lemming - all you need now is a "gosh".
<Lemming> Yeah, that'd be neat.
<Lemming> I mean, golly!

* H0merTax ([email protected]) has
joined
<H0merTax> hello, does anyone know what it means when it says
"need correct key to join a channel"?
<@Opeeo> to fix it type /quit special key
*** H0merTax has left IRC (special key)
* H0merTax ([email protected]) has
joined
<H0merTax> hey i tried that and it kicked me off? id really
appriciater help
<@Opeeo> try /quit special key 2
<H0merTax> where dop i type ot in... the window that says
where i connect?
<@Opeeo> yeah bro
<H0merTax> thanx
*** H0merTax has left IRC (special key 2)
* Opeeo sets mode: +b *!*@ool-4355ba4b.dyn.optonline.net

<MrEnthusiasm> ugh, new david bowie cd boasted that it had
interactive multimedia on it
<MrEnthusiasm> what it meant was 2 buttons, one to play the cd
and one to connect to a site

<]RS[Sleepy> See, Canadians might not have a powerful army,
but we can have stable @#$%ing servers :D
<Daffelz> yeah because the one guy in your army is a computer
whiz

Brendan Reen: "call for a good time ;-) 0100 0010 0101 0101
0011 0010 0011"

<mikem> Myst IV:  Yes Mac Users Still Think This Is Fun

<TigerSun> AsiaDoll: the only reason I'm not rich yet is
because I refuse to earn on others' stupidity
<TigerSun> I believe stupidity should kill, not help others to
get richer
<TigerSun> I'm highly ethical!

<_wookie_> hehe Eli was just telling me a funny story, she was
helping someone in the building here who couldn't open a jpg
in Photoshop, everytime she clicked it would open the image in
IE,  when she showed her how she wanted to know how to remove
the border from the image, eli had to explain that the image
had no border, that was the photoshop application surrounding
the picture.
<elo> thats advanced n00bism ;-)

<RoboBob> I've never seen a keyboard with the keys in the
right place
<RoboBob> since the "right place" for a caps lock key is in
the trash

<SirPrux> My heart bleeds a bittersweet syrup, coating my mind
as one would embrace the fury of nuclear fusion with lead.

<kipozo> motardo: Lindows is installing from my D: but it's
looking under my A:.... looks like windows too much already

<BabyDuck> i fucked my wrists playing a pinball game on my PC
<BabyDuck> but I played like 400 games, which would cost $100
at the arcade. I bought the game for $15, so I have saved $85
so far

<seeksama> i think my semen is the color of the last gatorade
i drank
<seeksama> like thos commericials with the guys sweating red
<seeksama> i can cum red if i drink the right gatorade
<seeksama> or purple
<seeksama> it owns
<Mikelite> ...

rageatm005: procrastination patrol  would beat me with flaming
torches and throw me into a volcano right now
Dr SpaZZo: Except theyre too lazy

<thnom> AntiVirusIRC v0.2 is now running; please type !virus
to test your system
<Morphine> :))
<Morphine> !virus
<Morphine> lol
<thnom> AntiVirusIRC v0.2 is now currently checking Morphine
for infected files.
<thnom> wait a bit .........
<thnom>  Morphine; AntiVirusIRC v0.2 has detected a virus,
press ALT + F + C; to identify the infected file(s).
<thnom> AntiVirusIRC v0.2 was brought to you by Tw0Y3d-]
<Morphine> ?
[11:06] *** Morphine has quit IRC ((23:33:55) (@mart`db) xp is
dodgy)
<thnom> rofl
[11:07] *** Morphine has joined #abjects

* ChanServ sets mode: +o Anubus
<@Anubus> ° I got the Powwa stick! °
<+DaS> how'd you know I called it that?
<+DaS> and what are you doing holding it?

<niko> whenever I see a korean media company or game company
it's like
<niko> "HEY LOOK WE CAN DO ANIME TOO! AND GAMES WOO CHECK US
OUT!"
<niko> "see you don't need japan!"
<niko> "you can use us! and we work cheaper!"

<notklister> what kind of people make computer programs?
<klister> programmers
<notklister> alright
<notklister> I think thats what Im going to tech school for

<Rainwulf> 89 percent of statistics are made up
<GoofyShiVr> Rainwulf: the other 21% cant count

<arioch> deathwarrior: you have guests over how do they feel
about you masturbating in front of your computer?
<deathwarrior> umm
<deathwarrior> they like it

(datacide) i just pissed out of the porch door and didn't
notice the bitch from next door watching me :/

<sE|PassePartouT`v> i can beat you like sgamer beats off
<sE|PassePartouT`v> and that's a lot
<sgamer> that is a lot, but i doubt you can

<[S]evered> UT has shit framerate
<[S]evered> how do I fix it?
<stoldark> [S]evered: i believe UT has an uninstall option

<GoatBoy> ackshully I have some white chocolate macadamia nut
cookies here
<GoatBoy> for dessert
= Slinky/#austin clubs goatboy over the head and divvies the
cookies with wendy
<GoatBoy> hah
<GoatBoy> i licked em
<GoatBoy> so they're mine.
= GoatBoy/#austin ponders that for a moment
<GoatBoy> i wonder if that would work in a bar
<Slinky> i can irradiate them
<GoatBoy> can you irradiate the semen out of them too?
·f· GoatBoy was kicked off #austin by Slinky (you are one
nasty fuck, has anyone told you lately?)

<MytE> i feel like marlon brando in the godfather
<Kruge> laying in the gutter after being shot several times at
close range ?

<Jenny The Xenomorph> I found a good example of why i dont
talk to my parents much though. My mum found a picture of the
sun my dad took a while back during the eclipse. had a large
dark spot on it, which they were trying to work out what it
was.

<z8ball> ive been sitting here for 30 mins trying to get ppp
going in fbsd
<z8ball> just realised i only have 1 phone line
<z8ball> and im using it

<SpecOps> my dad went to a Microsoft convention...he got a
bunch of software for XP..Office XP, he also won a recliner,
which was cool
<hmne> my dad went to a microsoft convention as well..all he
got was a 200 dollar fine and a sore ass

<[k]> you got a vivid imagination, like me.
<[k]> i can respect that
<HardDisk> you have no idea the stuff I've done
<HardDisk> [k], have you ever been so stoned that if you were
jerking off while eating a kitkat then all of a sudden you
feel a salty taste in your mouth and because your so high at
this point you cant tell whether the kitkat chocolate bar was
expired or if that if you creamed into your mouth without
noticing?

<etc> so tempting to release a product called 'nicotine' and
wait for the patches.
<etc> then i would have a reason to only apply one patch a
day. otherwise, i'm going against medical advise.

<Celestar> note to self: Next person who wants to talk me into
buying his firewall by telling me that my computer broadcasts
an IP address will be ball-hung

<Deth> dont drink open soda cans that are a week old
<o|ooo|o|> not only was it flat, but it had a layer of dust

<bunch> themole nslookup cdecommunications.com.au
<themole> I can't find that machine name
<cinnabar> themole, look up mydress.com
*** Signoff: themole (Read error to themole: Connection reset
by peer)
<cinnabar> he must not have liked what he saw.

< DGonzo> hmm
< DGonzo> my gf left her shampoo and shit here
< DGonzo> next thing you know she's gonna want to plug into my
hub
<@[Hobbes]> DGonzo: ... For christ's sake just change your
name to DWhipped
<@golem> tell her she can plug into your hub if you can plug
into hers anytime you like