bash.org archive

(oscarb) so uhm
(oscarb) a/s/l
(session_xo) 52/f/thailand
(oscarb) marry me
(session_xo) why?
(oscarb) because i like orange juice

<mike> haha
<mike> you should add something to the "add quote" page
<mike> something like "remember, your quote may or may not be
approved because THE QUOTE DATABASE IS MODERATED BY HUMANS."
<RainWind> lol
<mike> i was serious
<Guilty> You should see how many people email me asking why I
didnt approve their awful quotes
<Guilty> Like "HEY I submitted a 14 page long chat log and I
dont see it added yet!"
<Guilty> Or "Whats the deal I submitted myself mentioning that
I wanted to be in the QDB, and its not on there!"

<JOCK> i want to go to Six Fags
<JOCK> Flags>>>>>>.....sorry
<KID_B> You wanna go do Six Fags?
* KID_B steps back
<KID_B> word up man.. do your thing..
<JOCK> nawww man
<JOCK> you know rides,lonnytoons,and stuff
<KID_B> Yeah. Gay bars.

<draco> Yo ZEL! What's a technophiliac?
<DrNoD> Sexual attraction to technology
<sayn> COMPUTER FUCKER
<sayn> HARD DRIVE POUNDER

{<DMC[m1ls]>} you might as well shove a giant yellow penis in
to your dishwasher and turn it on then run around your dining
room table 3 times screaming about how your children are going
to be shaped like triangles when they pop out of your wifes
pyramid shaped pussy

<PACHUKA> dude, this chick is so fat, "ribbed for her
pleasure" means masturbating with a waffle

<+situationist> you guys take showers? suckers

uroshnor: most oppressed miorities have community
organisations - mac user groups are no different

[ @DrZaius44 ] i miss anything?
[ +CpuMan2001 ] !seen anything
[ @Drunkfux ] CpuMan2001, anything was not found in the
database.
[ +CpuMan2001 ] apparantly not

<N1k1tA> i can blow a perfect 2600hz pitch with my ass
<Nab> heh
<N1k1tA> the goatse man is not gay, he is a phreaker

<fsck> sorry, my penis confused me
<tika> s'ok.. we're used to it

<BX|Lyfe> im gonna be waiting with a shotgun to rob santa
<BX|Lyfe> then its off to the pawn shop, ho ho ho

<gofer-chan> ...Exo, can I still keep my channel? Or is that
like impersonating you or something?
<gofer-chan> Because if you want, I'll change the name.
<Exophase> gofer; You can keep the channel :p
<gofer-chan> Yay!
<Exophase> gofer; It's not impersonating me to have a channel
called "#exophase", because no one is gonna walk into the
channel and go "gasp, I'm sitting inside Exophase!"

<Sureshot> some cunt nicked my milk
<NyseriA> i was so fucked off last year with someone nicking
my milk i pissed in it
<Sureshot> ROFL
<NyseriA> i nearly fyucking died when i walked into the
kitchen in the morning to see the fucker eating it with
frostieS :)
<NyseriA> i have also soaked a cheese in rancid milk
<NyseriA> washed it
<NyseriA> and put it back in the fridge
<NyseriA> some fucker ate that as well

[devilsad] OO is like the missionary position, all day long
[@sobri] heh
[@sobri] i think of it more like group sex
[devilsad] no wonder you like it then
[@sobri] class ReachAround extends AnalSex
[_Spunky_] its like an orgy with everyone you know - you know
exactly how to treat each class
[_Spunky_] whereas imperative code, you have to be formally
introduced to each new partenr
[@sobri] and remember every conversation you've had with them,
just incase you put your food in your mouth with something you
say later
[devilsad] it's too clean and clinical for me
[devilsad] rubber gloves on before the insertion, so to speak
[@sobri] heh
[_Spunky_] haha
[devilsad] no casual toying with other people's private
functions
[@sobri] i don't know OOP in any languages other than php, but
can always statically call methods
[@sobri] $jizzim = ForePlay::handJob;
[_Spunky_] public sub spunkOnTheCarpet()
[@sobri] $orgy = new Orgy; $orgy->addFemale('linda'); $orgy->
addFemale('tina'); $orgy->addMidget('gary'); $orgy->addSelf();
[devilsad] lol

<Gobblin> this guy i know is getting like a microwave
connection or something
<Gobblin> sounds pretty 1337x0rz
<avat> "damn you old man with your pacemaker, you are slowing
my uploads"

<RageFury> 1-800-Wheelchair.com looking for Web Dev. ASAP
(Williamsburg, Brooklyn)
<RageFury> I guess they will be interested in server side push
technologies.
<RageFury> Their clients can't move themselves.

<Josh> Fenix, what program are you using to connect to IRC
<Fenix> program?
<Josh> yees
<Fenix> im not using one

<amm> I blew up a $590,000 spectrometer today
<amm> xney: yeah, but its covered under insurance
<amm> I quenched an NMR 700mhz magnet which caused an
explosion in the
computer room destroying all the sparcs in there :D

<mikz> @find quark express
* mikz was kicked by NightDead (Congratulations, you said the
magic word!)
* Joins: mikz ([email protected])
<mikz> hi :)
<^|^> mikz !
<+WhtCastle> mikz: We use !list, not @find here.
<mikz> ok cool
<mikz> thanks
<^|^> !list sorenson squeez
* ^|^ was kicked by NightDead (Congratulations, you said the
magic word!)
<+WhtCastle> no damn him mikz was supposed to do it
<+WhtCastle> Its funny when they do it
<+WhtCastle> '!list'
<+WhtCastle> (kick)
<mikz> !list quark express
* mikz was kicked by NightDead (Congratulations, you said the
magic word!)

<Joe_> What is the idea behind Black % White?
<Kash> Joe, it's CAtz with better AI, and villagers
<Joe_> So, a gigapet with a surrounding town?
<Kash> yea
<Kash> pretty damn fun
<Joe_> They scrapped UO2 for pokemon.

Cursed Pirate of the Seas: arrr me lungs hurt
RokChik: stop breathing so much

<LunchBox> i'm not all that intoxicating
<LunchBox> er, intoxicated. i think i just disproved my
point.... :(

<loud_as_it_getz> yea well
<@KittenAssassin> .........
<loud_as_it_getz> does n e 1 actually chat on mirc??
<@KittenAssassin> no
<Simwolf> nope
<@KittenAssassin> we chat on IRC
<Simwolf> no one at all
<@KittenAssassin> you must be in the wrong place
<Simwolf> absolutely not a FUCKING soul
<loud_as_it_getz> wich is?
<@KittenAssassin> just type /s IRC
<@KittenAssassin> and you will be re directed to IRC
*** Quits: loud_as_it_getz ([email protected]) (Need
more parameters)

<FlagshipX> damn... i don't want to take a shower... i want to
sleep
<thine_cow|PHP|> Flag: then, sleep in the shower!
<FlagshipX> hmm
<thine_cow|PHP|> (i've done it... sure you're all wrinkly but
damnnit, you're refreshed all over!)

<Peter> Scooby-doo. Reason enough to *never* get your pets
high, especially on weed.

<Poi-Poi> I need a punching bag
<Poi-Poi> the kind that you put someone in and kick the crap
out of

<linnie> Whats wrong Duncie?
<duncan> not much
<duncan> im reading is all
<linnie> Oh!!!! okay leave you to it!
<duncan> lol
<duncan> "I'm living in a country i hate with people i dont
care about in a job im depressed about where the only thing
that gives me pleasure is practising giving death to others in
the most painful way possible"
<linnie> LMAO
<linnie> where is that from?
<linnie> I like that
<duncan> ...
<duncan> i just made that up
<duncan> its MY LIFE

<mrfy> hmm.  my title choice was questioned
<pembroke> what title did you ask for?         
<mrfy> software zymurgist
<mrfy> "I was curious, since 'zymurgist' usually has to do
with the chemical fermentation process in the production of
wine. Perhaps that's a term also used in software, and I
apologize for having second guessed this if that is the case."

<RichiH> OK, i just iced my pants with canned air
* RichiH thinks he is seriously bored

<Ahriman> !google Killing children for the benefit of pig
farmers
<BuffyBot> GOOGLE : Canadian Coalition for Green Health Care (
http://www.greenhealthcare.ca/workshop22-09-00.htm )

< pronto> :(
< GiftdKook> Turn that frown upside down!
< korozion> ):

<%jdp> i come first!
<%TruWizdom> yeah thats what i hear
<%TruWizdom> like after 12 seconds

<jamesm> fear the day when the president sends an icq message
to the loser saying 'eye fuxx0red j00!!'

<TenBaseT> I'm having a nice voddy tonic
<Scribble> Mmmmmmmmm
<Scribble> VT!
<TenBaseT> when you use that absolut citron, you dont need a
lime.
<Scribble> My favorite.
<TenBaseT> yeah. it's sublime.
<TenBaseT> badum dum CHING

<Maven`> I'm god in 8 channels of the 8 i'm in. I own 228
sluts.
Preach> you're a fucking dork who needs to get laid
<Preach> nuff said
<Maven`> true

<RatBreath> my joystick still wont work
<NickBlasta> take breaks between fapping

[runedude]: im getting akilled too :((
[runedude]: bye folks
[21:25:43] ::: Quit: (runedude) (autokilled: [speedis]
Requested by user to stop ircaddiction.)

<rizen> I can put my penis in my belly button.
<rizen> Envy me.

<Dingobloo>You know you're an IRC addict when you try to type
"LOL" after reading a quote on bash.org

<Gir> Final Fantasy: The Bible Adventure Coming to DVD
<Toen> what the hell is that?
<Gir> hehe
<Toen> "Cecil, deliver baby Moses! Please do not throw him
into the water!"

<miksa> I remember the first time I went shitting in the woods
at army. I still have nightmares of how the mosquitos atacked
my balls X(

ù MrP- slaps AlterAFK around a bit with his slapping thingy

<rigel> maybe a few centuries from now, year 2k would be
remembered solely for the goatse.cx homepage.
<rigel> "the dark rectum dilation century"
<avoozl> rofl
<avoozl> it'll probably be the only thing that survives the
nuclear winter

<Arbe> there's this really pretty girl at college
<Arbe> all her friends hate me though
<Arbe> with good reason
<Arbe> what do i do???
<xpCynic> look for someone else
<~blackhole89> Download a girl ending in .jpg instead
<Arbe> will she keep me warm at night?
<~blackhole89> get a laptop
<Arbe> and tell me that the future doesn't matter?
<~blackhole89> with speakers

* qpsk likes how tarantino does tribute movies
<qpsk> jackie brown was blaxploitation
<qpsk> kill bill is kung fu
<slightly> his next film will be an homage to public safety
films: "Duck and Cover.....with a Vengeance"

<clay> if i take an open wire from my motherboard and stick it
in a cup of water will it do anything
<jonathans> yes
<jonathans> it will heat the water

<Savant> heh you guys read halfrobo's post on lums boards?
<Kiler> I like his posts backing liet up on her "DAOC IS
SEXIST CAUSE THE WOMEN SIT LIKE WOMEN AND IT"S A STEREOTYPE!!!
"
<CrashCat> daoc is sexist because you can fist zombies!
<Kiler> that's not sexist...both sexes can do the zombie
fisting
<CrashCat> oh yeah

<gbWrk> * U.N. nuke agency urges Iran to be 'fully
transparent'
<gbWrk> turn Iran into glass!

(MS^Zealot): i do not have your fetish with dead people
marmite
(bovril): its not a fetish, i just like to fuck them

<Jallak> Now, see, what you've done is just given me this
mental image of this prepubescent girl dressed as a boy on
stage, addressing the audience and telling them "Tinkerbell
thinks she might become well again if little children
believed  in sex"

<kim-> pat youve had your share of irc fucks
<ultrafunk> yeah like 3
<ultrafunk> 2 i never saw again
<thebigo> why, did you take them off /notify?

<OMFG> Aw man, i'm almost at my download limit...i dont wanna
get shaped to 64k :(
<OMFG> Do you think I could like, ration out 24MB
<OMFG> To last 6 days?

<My`Albanian`Ass> why u miss me?
<^hOTTIE^4^U^> yeh
<^hOTTIE^4^U^> bAd
<My`Albanian`Ass> how bad
<My`Albanian`Ass> bad enough to masturbate urself infront of a
mirror while wearing a face mask that looks like my face?

<GregMoore> -v raxor
<GregMoore> FUCK
<GregMoore> lol
<GregMoore> -ox raxor
<GregMoore> -o raxor
<GregMoore> HOW DO I FUCK YOU OVER!

*** NinjaStu listens to abba - dancing queen
*** suds listens to a-teens - dancing queen
*** EvilJoven listens to Bitchy Customer - My Webpage Isnt
Working (Why wont you die remix)
*** Fraggy plays 'Trance Control - Welcome to the House'

<jej> if you dated me, you would've recognized me, and stopped
talking to
me by now.

<mig|sluice> trillian, like a capitalist social-democracy,
will suit me until I see something better to take its place.

<regulatin> I would'nt touch a girl who would do an uncut guy
<regulatin> thats disgusting
<regulatin> did u see the pic of the dildo in my ass

* Mr`Anders is now known as MrAndersn
<TreOptik> mrandersn sounds like a pedophile biochemestry
teacher
***later
<_spirit_> hmm mr anderson... that reminds me of highschool
<TreOptik> i said something like that too ..

<RahRaH> hey theres an idea
<RahRaH> to keep my mum off the computer i can paint all of
the keys black

(Louhi): mind u, I'm called "whats wrong with Cock teasers?"
(Pixie_Pete): Are they like malteasers?
* Waller buys a box of Cock teasers for Mother's Day as his
mother's present

<chaowork> dont singe the wenis
<faustwork> yeah, nude bacon cooking is tricky
<chaowork> i hear thats gonna be in the next olympics
<faustwork> you should see how i flip it over

<freestyle> whats rhe best site 4 soccer transfers???
<|-|00PsTa> www.metco.com
<freestyle> metco?
<|-|00PsTa> freestyle: movements euro transfers co operation
<freestyle> thanks!
<freestyle> DR. BROSS PROFESSIONAL COMPLETE
<freestyle> PENIS ENLARGEMENT SYSTEM
<freestyle> FUCK YOU U GAY FREAK!

<Gwynidon> OMG! MY SISTER HAD A BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN'T KNOW
ABOUT IT
<Morni> LOL
<Jakeb> I swear, I didn't know she was your sister
<Jakeb> >>
<Jakeb> <<
<Jakeb> reflex....
<Jakeb> ^^;

<neocakko> playing in a pile of leaves is more fun than sex.
<neocakko> because leaves don't say "you really suck at this."
<syke> a pile of leaves won't nickname you "scrape & wash"
afterwards either

<Viper550esp> heh hell, you have no idea what hell is! Try
standing inbetween two large fat women at a manson concert who
decided just to wear the bare minimum to get it in concert.   
Oh thats nothing, they decided that it would be fun to start a
mash pit. I kid you not those two women took out 7 people with
one massive shove

<Jin> Wtf?!
* Jin kicks Quaggs' ass just for looking so fucked
<ramoth4> jin you don't have to kick someone to hurt them
<ramoth4> just kind of saunter up
<ramoth4> and lie down
<ramoth4> *squish*
<ramoth4> "oops sorry"
*** ramoth4 was kicked off #spidermantc by Jin (*squish*)

<Supachikn> square and sony are based in japan
<Supachikn> and heaps of other game devs
<Supachikn> and anime
<Supachikn> and hot chicks
<Supachikn> and rally cars
<Supachikn> and nice motorcycles
<Demigoat> and all night whale-meat buffets!