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<MB13534> does tne @ symbol next to the name mean idle?

<Sk1nn3r> I like teenagers becuse all you have to do is
supersize thier dinner and they put out.

<sab0tage> in yer dreams perhaps
<Nys|Work> i dont dream about you
<Nys|Work> although i once fell off a building
<Nys|Work> into a pile of shit
<Nys|Work> that might have freudian links?

<DouXXX> tecmo bowel was da shit
<DouXXX> oppps bowl
<Diablos> tecmo bowel
<Diablos> hahaha
<DouXXX> LMFAO!
<Diablos> it certainly WOULD BE the SHIT
<DouXXX> totally shitty!

*** Quits: Disco[d2] (k-lined: u stole my girlfriend!
(edison))

<NyseriA> i think i should inform you that i am totally naked
at the keyboard.....and i just sat on a box of screws :
(((((((((((((
<Weebl> is your webcam on nys?

<Odin_Tiger> Even those maps that the psychics show of the
earth flooded (the ones where science says there isn't enough
water on earth for it to be possible) would have me a good 4
or 5 hour drive from any beaches.

<@D-rage> i'm burning cds like a madman. heh
<@dithi> how many backstreet boys cds do you really need?

<Rodent> I wish I was still living at my parents...
Responsibility and freedom is overrated.
<Rodent> Not having to go shopping for food is god.
<Rodent> Not having to work is Jesus.
<alisdair> not being able to bring girls home is divine

<anarch> i should put some pants on and go check my mail
<Burimpu> or you could do it without pants

<luciphur> think i'll go to kfc and get some blue pepsi
<luciphur> love that shit
<luciphur> and some chips and a kernel burger too
<luciphur> i mean, colonel
<luciphur> lol, got linux on the brain

<^_-> DICK SMELLS LIKE PICKLES.
<^_-> PARTIALLY BECAUSE OF THE DRIED SEMEN.
<Funk> My dried semen doesn't smell like pickles
<Funk> :/
<Funk> It smells like bleach
<^_-> THAT'S WHAT MINE SMELLS LIKE WHEN IT'S WET
<^_-> IT'S LIKE BLEACHY-CHLORINE
<Funk> That was my excuse for jacking off in the swimming pool
<Funk> "But I thought it would make the pool cleaner :( :( :("
<wildkarrdex> THAT WAS YOUR COURT DEFENCE?
<wildkarrdex> YOU COULD HAVE CLAIMED IT WAS AN INVOLUNTARY
SPASM
<Funk> An involuntary spasm that made me hold a 6 year old
underneath me for the duration?

<dkkev> If a girl cant dance
<dkkev> she sure cant fuck either
<psychoace> yeah but that is why you just tie her down and
stuff

<badfysh> if you are cute i will buy you some more
<badfysh> :P
<badfysh> are there any good looking women that chat here?
<elister> dude
<elister> give it up
<elister> go to AOL
<elister> do not pass go
<jul-> lol
<badfysh> ok
*** badfysh has left #seattle
<elister> LOL!
<RSV> heh
<elister> I won!!!
<jul-> crap that actually works?!?

<Don Ravioli> you hear about [M]?
<Xav> you mean about how it's full of rampant homosexuals?
<Xav> yeah i heard, bad news man.
<Don Ravioli> haha
<Don Ravioli> why bad news?

<Fishfood> EVERYONE NET PERSON I HAVE MET HAS ENDED UP SUCKING
MY COCK
<Eurakarte> WOW, I HAVE GOT TO MEET YOU
<Funk> that's why I don't want to meet you
<Fishfood> I HARDLY THINK THAT'S YOUR CHOICE
<Fishfood> YEAH I BET THE ONLY REASON FUNK DOESN'T WANT TO
MEET ANYONE IS THAT HES ONLY JUST STARTED HIGH SCHOOL
<Funk> That's why Fish wants to meet me

<jstepka> perl is the kryptonite of the computer science world
<pagan> if stepka looks at it his penis shrivles up
<pagan> and he gets weak
<pagan> =)
<jstepka> hell yeah

<Ag3ntOrangE> I like that one song by Alice Deejay...
<Ag3ntOrangE> except for the part that goes: "Do you think
your better off alone?"

TallyHoTheZebra: i love fire
TallyHoTheZebra: if i could have sex with it, i would

<usunoro> it's not small it's just more efficient

<ericmm13> yr azz si mine
<hoser-work> oh my.
<hoser-work> Strange.  There is a tag on my ass that says
"Property of ericmm13"
<ericmm13> rip it off, I'm going to get a brand tommorrow

<Celestar> I'm just disassembling the notebook, the battery
contacts are dirty and need cleaning.
<Celestar> I think I overdid this disassembling. *holds LCD
panel in hand*

<beaker> > MR IP MASTER : OURS FIREWALLS WERE DETECTING A LOT
OF TRYINGS TO
VIOLATE
<beaker> > THE SECURITY OF OURS SYSTEMS FROM THE NEXT IP UNDER
YOUR DOMAIN
<beaker> > ADMINISTRATOR
<beaker> >
<beaker> > WE WAIT FOR AN INMEDIATLY SOLUTION

<jamao> cat shit on floor today
<ePINOY[LH]Keitaro> you find out which one? lol
<jamao> twice, either that or each one went once
<jamao> nope
<ePINOY[LH]Keitaro> sniff your cats bungholes, i'm sure you'll
find out quick lol
<jamao> i tried that already
<jamao> 8|
<ePINOY[LH]Keitaro> ....
<ePINOY[LH]Keitaro> i was joking, but ok haha

<Nemo> whoa
<Nemo> i was like downstars
<Nemo> making a sandwich
<Nemo> and i started singing subconsciously
<Nemo> and when i realized that i was making noises
<Nemo> it turned out i was like screaming the theme song to
crank yankers
<Nemo> and like
<Nemo> the lady next door called the cops and shit
<Nemo> oh man
<Nemo> :(

* fuzzy-lumpkinz was kicked by Soul|Reaver (Soul|Reaver)
<eX|remix-> soul why u ban fuzzy?
<eX|remix-> he has a hot sister

<DumbCatgirlSexSlave> no.  must slay Willian Shatner.
<DumbCatgirlSexSlave> ... his name is "Shatner".  this never
struck me as funny before but it does now.
<Tomko> william scatner
<Tomko> spock: your feces is ILLOGICALLY DELICIOUS

<anarchkitten> whats a google?

<@[ben]> youd be suprised how many pancakes that mouth has
masticated
<@[ben]> and yes, i spelt the last word right

<makfu> So CaNaBiS, you totally walked into the bathroom and
some dood was washing his pants?!
<CaNaBiS> makfu, yeah, it was in the public restroom
<CaNaBiS> he was naked in front of the sink washing his shit
stained pants
<CaNaBiS> with no shoes on
<naphtali> You should have asked him for some change for the
soda machine

<aba> i was just in detroit
<jasn> congratulations.
<aba> some black man next to me in his car kept flicking his
nose
<aba> i rolled down my window and told him i dont have any
cocaine

<nuhduhnewbie> socks that don't add up are obv the work of
terrorists
<nuhduhnewbie> omg missing socks must be turned into turbans;o
<PuffinFreshWog> and bombs
<PuffinFreshWog> and the left over socks are broken down and
then sold to a sock making factory
<PuffinFreshWog> and then all the people whos socks when
missing, go and buy more
<PuffinFreshWog> and then the factory makes a lot of money
<PuffinFreshWog> and it gives a lot of it to the terrorists
for making the socks go missingin the first place
<PuffinFreshWog> and that is how they get their funding
<PuffinFreshWog> its all a delicate cycle

<Althorrat> Sean and Dan provided communion wafers as
refreshments. They got them surplus off eBay.
<Althorrat> mmm... surplus Christ.
<Asshead9000> heh. were they the good ones or the papery ones?
<Althorrat> to be honest, I didn't try them.
<Asshead9000> who won the debate?
<Althorrat> (considers saying, "Jesus always leaves a bad
taste in my mouth", but doesn't)

* teh_binfu does the stupid person who didnt save his bzImage
file before copying the new one over and now his box is
screwed up dance

<UGA|CE|UaH> STOP CLALING ME BY TAG

chefantiuser: I'm playing that 20 questions game where the
computer tries to guess what you're thinking
chefantiuser: the computer is dumb tho
ellesmelle: hahaha, aren't they though
chefantiuser: You were thinking of whiskey.
chefantiuser: Do most people use this daily? you said
Sometimes, I say No
chefantiuser: YOU OBVIOUSLY DO NOT KNOW MY UNCLE ANTONIO

<LEONARDO> EMINEM < PUBERTY

<sDB> angelic smells of trout
<angelic> morning

<Teakk> shhh
<Teakk> dont everybody talk at once
<LiamDevln> You forget that we're on Idler Relay Chat...
<Teakk> Oh yeah...
<LiamDevln> If you goto AOL the people talk more, but say less

<jon_> fear my house
<jon_> http://www.multimap.com/map/photo.cgi?client=europe&
scale=1000&X=507550&Y=171600&width=700&height=410&gride=507564
&gridn=171624
<mike> did you need planning permission for the red circle?  

<DMC[ijcd]> I cut holes in my pockets to masturbate in public

<SantaClaus> Santa on @#gaysouthcoast
<SantaClaus> spreading white christmas in all the wrong places

<Kaff> its saturday night. what are you doing here
<Kaff> i thought you'd have too much of a social life.
<spoob> Parts of me love interacting with other parts of me,
but as a whole, I'm about as popular and loved as jamesm
<Kaff> oh. so you're a dead shit.
<spoob> Succinct, cruel, and accurate

<fahrvergnugen> wow
<fahrvergnugen> I've totally avoided being in geekissues qdb.
<fahrvergnugen> neat.
<fahrvergnugen> ....
<fahrvergnugen> as it now dawns on me, at this moment, that
saying that on an irc channel is REALLY DUMB.

<comet_11> efnet's just like dalnet except no services and we
have 'servers' instead of 'occasional connectivity emulators'

<@SpamapS> he was just a complete asshole to me last night...
and then was talking shit about it after I left
<@Redb3ard> dude, i didnt see it haappen
<@SpamapS> I was arguing with him that ReiserFS was better for
directory lookups, because it used b-trees to store meta
data...
<@SpamapS> so he's like .. "Do you even know what a b-tree is?
" ... I told him to kiss my ass...
<@SpamapS> He says "I have my algorithms and data structures
book here... so tell me what a b-tree is"...
<@Redb3ard> um
<@Redb3ard> you do realize, that this finalizes your geekhood
<@SpamapS> At which point, I told him I didn't need this crap
anymore and went to bed...
<@Redb3ard> there is no turning back, its irreversible, ta
this late stage

<Scofco> my anus is itchy, and i can't scratch it, because
then my hand would smell like ass

* @Moot You probably don't want to know: mastur^H^H^H^H^H^
Hwalking the dog

<chrysOUT> bye =D peace and love!!!
<Sarutobi> peace & cookies, tyne
<Sarutobi> be safe :]
<chrysOUT> ***poOf***
<djglitch> she's not gone
<djglitch> she's addicted
<djglitch> ;)
<chrysOUT> die
<djglitch> hahahahaha

<Blade> what's for supper my beautiful wife?
<Blade> you on a silver platter?
<Blade> CPU: AMD Athlon Thunderbird clocked at 1453.26 MHz
<Blade> OS: Microsoft Windows 98 Second Edition [4.10.2222]
<Blade> RAM: 257MB / 512MB <29% load>
<Blade> Video: NVIDIA GeForce2 MX/MX 400 (1024x768x16 bits)
<63MB/64MB video RAM>
<Blade> Sound: SB Live! Wave Device (Driver Version: 5.0)
[Stereo]
<Blade> Network Interfaces: NDIS 5.0 driver (Ethernet)
<10000000 bps> [5.4 MB received / 0.3 MB sent]
<Blade> Disk: a: ()[]: 0.0GB/0.0GB....c: (WINDOZE)[FAT32]:
4.4GB/4.9GB....d: (BUZINESS)[FAT32]: 12.4GB/12.6GB....e:
(PLEAZURE)[FAT32]: 22.0GB/23.7GB....f: ()[]: 0.0GB/0.0GB
<Blade> Uptime: 0 days, 1 hrs, 2 mins, 3 secs
<SK> what a great prelude to sex.
<SK> system information.

<helminthes> hey i had a vision today of some fat old man with
a dog sitting on campus and he goes, "hey, pet my dog" and i
say, "heh no thanks i gotta go to class." "but the dog's cute,
look at him." "no man, see ya" "DOG HATER!!! DOG HATER!! HE
JUST HIT MY DOG IN THE FACE" {i run away}

<Flik> That was so awesome
<Flik> I need a twin just so that I could do cool things like
that
<KeeperX> incest porn?

.!. @Risiken wonders where her cam is being hosted =\
.!. BoHolbrook wonders where his balls are being hosted
( Psy ) [BoHolbrook]: www.tiny.com

<chickenpotpie> i'm gunna make a porn rpg
<Spoon> what would happen when you leveled up?
<chickenpotpie> you'd get a better sex toy
<BlackRaven> Chrisetn...  Amarthdae..  Kardelian.. Erandir...
and Zelendrile all go off and have fun in that cave that they
were in before they went to the castle on the shore..
<Spoon> Ass_Master leveled up!  Ass_Master learned [Doggie
Style]!

<RtWhO> oh shit the shower hurt me......I got in turned the
water on, the water pressure is amazing, well anyways it
knocked me down....I hurt my ass bone

<Concise> I would like to say that im on windows not on
redhat...reason i said i was in redH. cause I thought everyone
that was leet was on linux or unix so to fit in I had to
lie...sorry..

<@Winquman> Please note that you will have much faster service
if you use HelpServ. Type /msg HelpServ <issue>. Thank You.
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<Brellium> Hey where is everyone in Ao?
<Rattran> Stuck in a wall

[MonkeyG0D]: gonna go try linux
[MonkeyG0D]: i'm quite excited
[SPo0n]: hope it works for ya
[MonkeyG0D]: will i grow a beard?
[SPo0n]: yes all linux users must have beards, like jews.

<Scofco> i want to stick it up my butt
<Scofco> not my 'chocolate starfish'
<fcastle> lol same diffrence u doosh bag :)
<Scofco> i don't even have a chocolate starfish
<Scofco> i hate seafood

<+BmMadDan|Busy> well i gtg and get dresses
<+BmMadDan|Busy> dressed*

<xassassingod> but i do love brittany murphy
<xassassingod> she WILL have my babies
<***|away> you make some and then put them in front of her
door ?

<Digested> yeah, the chicken sandwiches are just right by
default
<Digested> so you don't have to customize or mess around with
config files in vi
<Digested> that config files thing is going into the quotes,
isn't it :/
<Guilty> I wont submit it if you purge the database of nerdb5

<James> buy a Pentium 4 so you can reboot faster man.

<Colrblind> Dev: it could be worse.. you could have a mullet
and actually think its cool

<E-vangelist> I just realized I've been running my laptop all
day with drugs all in the pcmcia and memory slots

danamania: wtf is an "ex police" imac?
gelfie: dana: just means it sat in a police station running
word I guess
danamania: phwooooar
danamania: like ex-police camrys
gelfie: either that, or it comes with free kiddy porn and a
stash of ecstacy tablets hidden in a false bottom

<Alien> Licking lead is like inviting a bunch of friends into
your mouth but then cancer crashes the party

<MiKe> r0bz0r: u have to be a special member
<r0bz0r> Ohhh
<r0bz0r> Ok
<r0bz0r> I'm special.  My mum said so