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<chainsoar> fox news special: computer terrorists blow up
several internets
<chainsoar> at least 45% of the network of tubes is damaged
beyond repair
<Jill_Stihl> They are trying to hack your freedom!
<chainsoar> FACT: hackers can break into the CIA mainframe and
actually _download your freedom_

ilsa: well i suppose calculus isn't rocket science and some
people can't do that...
MistrE: calc is nearly rocket science
CuriosCat can do rocket science
CuriosCat: it's easier than calculuc
CuriosCat: caalculus

<SkycreatoR_> SkycreatoR_ Loves to suck every chinese boys
dick!
<SkycreatoR_> Eh uh ..
<SkycreatoR_> Squirly Loves to suck every chinese boys dick!

<LlamaKing> i spell disc with a C when referring to cd's, and
with a k then referring to floppies :o
<Ace0522> sometimes i'll lable a vcd disc1 and disk2
<Ace0522> it's just random with me
<LlamaKing> heh
<Ace0522> sometimes i accidently write dick b/c im thinking of
both...and the "S" just gets dropped out
<LlamaKing> LOL
<Ace0522> then i scratch it out best i can and re-write it
<LlamaKing> dick1 and dick2
<LlamaKing> haha

<tosh> i need wax
<tosh> my hair doesn't stay up out of joy

<thezinner> I've yet to find a women with the right MD5sum :)

*** Suave` was kicked by Prell (buy some better shampoo)

<friar> that's a horrific thought
<friar> the white, pale flesh of your manboobs glistening with
Bliw soap suds
<friar> brb wank

<Slinky3> i made bricks today!
<Slinky3> with my own home-ground flour!
<Apollo> I made some too, but I flushed them when I was
finished

<Pepe> Man made beer, God made pot.
<Pepe> Who do YOU trust?

<nwinter> i am the king of EXCEL.
<nwinter> kinda.
<nwinter> i used staroffice to make an excel document.
<nwinter> and learn how to make a spreadsheet in the process.
<Lacroix> i bow to your mastery :)
<nwinter> i am now THAT MUCH MORE of a marketable unix admin!
<nwinter> what does all of this mean?
<nwinter> my boss is a retard.

<Taerom> "On tonight's headlines, Tony The Tiger is arrested
for sexual assault. He would not comment on the charges,
except to say: It's rrrrrrrrrrrrape!"

<@evZzZz> i'm watching joe dirt in spanish now
<@PookaZzZz> JOSE DIRT?

* Sticks whoops for joy
* Sticks cheers insanely
* Sticks parties and dances around the room in a polka-dotted
frock whilst screaming with inane joy
<VooDoo> i guess the email server is working now huh?

<mag8|iron^^> I really want to masturbate. All of my friends
are doing it. But there is a problem: I am a Roman Catholic,
and my religion considers it a sin. I want to do it one time  
where should I do it, and how can I make it the most

<I am Budwin>I found the meaning of life. . . And I can
download it too!!!
<Revica4000>. . . . . . .

<furan> A GNOME WITH NO HOME
<emul8or_> what is an accurate description of me?
<emul8or_> we're playing jeopardy, right?

<Karva> Canada doesn't even have a space program
<Eight> uh
<Karva> haha
<Eight> yeah we do? We actually do a lot of manufacturing of
parts for them shuttles.
<Eight> I mean uh.. oops.

<shitshe> it would be so convenient if cyber sex was real

<+Saloja> How do you get the timer off?
<infinitySPZ> //timer 0 1 //echo TIMERS OFF
<infinitySPZ> Type that.  It should help.
* Timer 1 activated
TIMERS OFF
TIMERS OFF
TIMERS OFF
TIMERS OFF
TIMERS OFF
TIMERS OFF
TIMERS OFF

<isajeep> I told pagan I was purging my system and she thought
I was fapping
<isajeep> wtf

<thursday-> who invented lol
<thursday-> do they get royalties

<Naivete> I wouldn't be surprised if xrg is down for good.
<Soul|gone> it has been 24 hours.
<Soul|gone> that is a pretty good indication that it went bye
bye
<Naivete> that would make me rather sad.
<Naivete> not all that sad, mind you.
<Naivete> but still pretty sad.
<Damarr> Just sad enough to make you feel sad
<Naivete> exactly

<Gonzman>I have magical sperm that creates ugly children

<@LordZERO> I used to think a girls butt was forbidden. I was
so young, and naive...

<Tkil> chaos_ -- oh... and if you're a beginner... don't worry
overmuch about efficiency.
<billn> if I wanted efficency, I'd put bigger tires on my
truck, so I could get the whole cat in one pass.

* ||XanT|| touches self
<RoseyCat> none of that!
<||XanT||> but
<||XanT||> but
<||XanT||> it feels so GOOD
<RoseyCat> I said NO.
<||XanT||> ..............brb

<Frankie> hmm, ive got a sky channel in my room and im
watching my dad trying to get porn on it downstairs

<geekster> i'm thoroughly tempted to put mandrake on this
lappy
<geekster> think dad migh go ape when he boots it up at work
next
<drochaid> LOL
<durnik> geekster - LOL
<geekster> it'll interface with the netware servers no problem
<geekster> but won't interface with my dad atall

<betachken> i want a Mac.
<@Burned> me too
<@Burned> its raining alot these days.

<exe|Die> what is an awkward?
<jonsae> i hope you're joking
<jonsae> exe|Die
<exe|Die> i think it's a vegetable
<exe|Die> or fruit

<hiaku> our souls are like dead animals, everyone wants a poke
at it
<nerved> is that legal to have sex with dead animals?
<hiaku> ...
<hiaku> you're impossible
<nerved> no i'm serious
<nerved> don't want to get in trouble or anything...
* nerved glances around innocently

<BusyChild> im witnessing the building of a porn site as we
speak
<BusyChild> i cant wait to tell my grandkids what i did when i
was 21 the night before thansgiving

( cyc )  brb
<--  ( Quit )  cyc ([email protected]) has quit.
Reason: (Quit: [X]chat - Who gives a dayum!)
( Cybermutt4 )  oi
( Cybermutt4 )  that kid is annoying
-->  ( join )  cyc ([email protected]) joined (#
linux).
( Cybermutt4 )  welcome back

CodeMaster007x2: I gotta go play "drums" with my sister..brb

- #sex unable to join channel (invite only)

<World_Corrupt> I once knew this guy who was 45 and we were
good friends. and i was 11 then
<ascian> you didn't meet him in a bathroom, did you?

(Pills) "You've got a low IQ" (new signon to AOL sound)

*** Sparks has quit IRC (Quit: You have never really, truly
known the joys of riding on a public bus until you look around
and realize that the people sitting next to you are the same
ones who converse with cheese on a regular basis...)
Seraph: Nothing wrong with talking to cheese.  :)

<yesyouam> Never let drugs stand in the way of alcohol

<ManMower> I need like $800
<ManMower> to have 4 twisted peices of pain pulled out of my
pussing mouth.
<g33k> ManMower: whoa. you going to an extra-value dentist?
<ManMower> g33k: what, it costs more than that?
<g33k> I paid $400, and that was only 20%
<g33k> so, $2000
<ManMower> $2000? I can get D cup tits and a 16" dick for
$2000!

(+[Aries]^PCW) OH HAS ARIES STILL GOT IT
(+[Aries]^PCW) I THINK SO!
(+Sheepy) im sure itll go away if you take those pills the
doctor prescribed

Major_Tom [[email protected]] has joined #slashdot
< Major_Tom> whats up guys?
< res0> obviously not our signal to noise ratio.

<SkyCriesX> i drooled into my friends eyeball once by mistake
while experiencing a strong nitrous hit

<Slartibartfast_> pr0n is incredibly boring.
<Slartibartfast_> You can only look at so many goats before
you start to get tired of it.
<Sn0w> Slartibartfast_: I have a patern. Change a fetish every
month

<DrSuse> i remember when no one knew of limp bizkit
<@`2L_Flashing> the good old days?
<+Ford[Gone]> wish it'd stayed that way
<DrSuse> that ruled :(

<red_one> fear the wrath of the sexually frustrated op.

<Grimp> haha
<Grimp> I evolved into a monkey

<Cryptomancer> If they want to prove that mp3's hurt CD sales,
yeah, CD's that can't be ripped into MP3's won't sell. :)

* GardenHos unzips pants
<gramagrl> omg
<GardenHos> btw it's a little cold in here...just so you
know...

<DownstairsVex> we need mirc for unix
<PrincessLeia2> i think mirc for unix would be a sin %)
<DownstairsVex> but i'd rather laugh with the sinners then cry
wit the saints

edRigo: she "Fell asleep with him" according to Marshall
edRigo: I assume that means they fucked, but you never know
with him
BallastMan: from now i'll call you "dr ambiguous unless
pressed for details"

[23:07] <Wiiseguy> BBL (School.)
[23:07] <IceSynergyIX> seeya
[23:08] <Wiiseguy> Back (Education is for suckers.)

<Anon> holy crap, you know you've been on IRC too long when
you see p133 and think 'plee'...

<Denwa> Italiana should only be in charge of making unreliable
cars that look cool
<Joe> proves how little of a true slav lives in you
<Denwa> Now now
<Denwa> Slav vehicle may also break down
<Joe> maluch doesn't break down
<Joe> nor does 125p
<Denwa> But they also only need bottle of vodka and semecki to
run
<Denwa> Use mayonez as grease
<Denwa> Good to go
<Joe> maluch runs on literally anything
<Joe> if you defecate or piss into the tank enough it will run
flawlessly
<Joe> though rip people who inhale the fumes
<Denwa> Also aren't fiat 126 technically not Italian
<Joe> manufactured by fiat
<Joe> italian
<Joe> designed by an italian as well
<Denwa> But they were made in Polan....
<Joe> a lot of shit is made in polan and yet you wouldn't call
it polan
<Joe> like death camps for example
<Denwa> You win this round

Dleet:haha, pornmovietitles are wonderfull ;) "World Poke Her
Tour" ^^

<Really_Stoned> why is it when you buy a new hd and they tell
you, that you can never fell the sob up in about 2 weeks your
deleting stuff on it just to make space
<zvxrfpu> because data expands to fit the space available.
<dfwdaddy> so do warez and porn.
<dfwdaddy> you didn't make your requirements clear to the
salesperson, clearly.
<Really_Stoned> i actually dont have any porn on any of my
computers now cause it takes up to much space
<dfwdaddy> when you walked into compusa and said 'where are
your harddrivez' he didn't really hear the Z

* Marilyn-Manson anyone want to chat? i am 17 years old from
wales i am gothic, i am a cousin of Kelly Jones of the
stereophonics, but they fucking suck, so dont talk to me about
them, i also have MSN

<ByteSize> warez = abrv. from "where is"
<ByteSize> right?

<Jeph> Anyone have a dedicated server, my host is going out of
business, and we were buds so I wasn't paying anything, and
can't right now... heh?
<sbrain> maybe thats why they were going out of business

<Weng> "6. You are rated higher than 55% of the men on this
site"
<Weng> My girlfriend didn't even rate me a 10 :/
<J4k3> she's settling for a 5... inch
<Weng> She's settling for a lot less than 5 inches

<eod> echo "\$cd pub" >t-shirt
<eod> echo "\$more beer" >>t-shirt
<eod> heh
<weis> cat t-shirt | sed s/beer/whiskey/ >better_t-shirt

<Brujah_> Bubble Gum Cute: (adjective) Conventionally cute,
sweet, and lending itself well to being chewed up for a while
and then spit out when the user is done with it.  eg. "She was
OK...not hot, but bubble gum cute."

<Capt_A> dude lol
<Capt_A> i got an email from a goverment agent
<[OKW]BlueDevil> lol
<[101st]Nutted> cool
<Capt_A> i think they got the wrong address
<Capt_A> first line is "REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE STRICTLY
CONFIDENTIAL"
<[101st]Nutted> e-mail him back and say "i know who really
killed kenedey"
<Capt_A> lol

<Silhouette> Thats sad, i screwed up while writing a note to
myself and looked all over for the undo button

<iTM> you can blame that on Power Archiver >:(
<viro|umm> oh and I do
<iTM> i started it up
<iTM> and my comp froze
<viro|umm> that's what it is supposed to do
<iTM> oh yea?
<viro|umm> yeah, set autocrash=0 in the ini file
<viro|umm> by default it is 1

<@synec> with only 32 bits of address space, it's no wonder we
all keep bumping into each other

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<Warbum> lime wire for mac
<Warbum> and people said mac had no viruses