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<thugangel> vivaitali, i'm about 9 hours and 60 minutes away
from houston, texas

<Tozz> WHAHAHAH
<Tozz> <Tre`> I have no girl
<Tozz> <Tre`> to give me sex
<Tozz> <Tre`> all I have
<Tozz> <Tre`> is binary and hex
*** Tozz is now known as Tozz|Coden
<iceblox> what does he want to tell us :>

<danicgross> hacking is very complex
<@Frakes> really?
<danicgross> do u hack
<@Frakes> goodness me no .....what tools would one need?
<danicgross> well
<danicgross> a computer
<danicgross> internet
<@Frakes> ah yes ......got both of those
<danicgross> and skill
<@Frakes> hmmm sadly lacking in the latter
<TheLurker> danicgross: you didn't haxor me did you
<danicgross> are u tempting me
<TheLurker> no
<danicgross> you tempting me arrentyou
<TheLurker> ok, tell you what, tell you what
<TheLurker> i have 2 hard drives, c and d
<TheLurker> on drive d tell me how many folders there are in
the root
<danicgross> just a sec
* TheLurker drums his fingers
* @Frakes accompanies with the triangle
<TheLurker> look, just give up
<TheLurker> you obviously suck at this
<TheLurker> have you, in fact, ever hacked anything apart from
your own penis?

<illz> i just got a text message on my phone
<illz> "Im playing w/ my clit hehe.."

<mikaru> cumshots are amusing.
<autistk> bukkake isn't however.. it's just odd
<autistk> fuckin japanese have to always take a decent idea
and then totally fuck it up
<mikaru> scary part with jap porn is the girls are yelping and
yet the guys arent exactly well endowed, almost as though it's
a porno and not real, but i refuse to belief that.
<autistk> they probably put wasabi on them or something
<mikaru> ahahah

<Nyphur> I want to grwo my hair long so that if I get a
girlfriend, people will think we're lesbians.

<EnochRoot> #include pestilence.h

<Allen_Schezar> Poptarts is kinda like Popstars but with much
more punch, flavor and, oh yeah, sex appeal and intelligence
:D

<IlPalazzo> I fucking bought a dreamcast because of Seaman
<Zackary> I fucked a bought Dreamcast full of semen

<Duo> I'm moving to Mars
<Duo> Where the only ISP is Marz
<Flash|slp|possum> and Earthlink (XD)

<CUI> On other hand, I figure that this will be a night to
remember
<Psy_Duck> Hand is all you need
<Psy_Duck> :)))
<CUI> Hand is all I got =/

* norn changes topic to 'scorp on marriage: [06:08] <Scorpy>
It's like free falling off a cliff, it's fun and exciting for
a while and then you hit the ground and die or break most of
your bones in your body.'

<Anarchos> my mom went to old navy and bought me all these
clothes
<Rance> and now you have to dress like a dork?
<Anarchos> yeah :(

<Hippie316> its HQ real media
<Hippie316> that has to be like an oxymoron for the internet

<zippidee> can a computer be equipped to play dvd's? download
a dvd emulator or something?

<leokitty> ok who wants to come over and help me find all the
underwear that i've scattered around my room? i need to get it
all into the laundry bag.
<DrTrevorkian> todd, you start searching.  i'll make the ebay
seller account.

<JPMorgan> sup chris
<XulChris> just lovin' my awesome redhat8 os
<dann> what do you usually do under linux?
<XulChris> idle on irc

<[chromex]> A paleontologist is a type of dinosaur

<JohnerSuKt> ok but it wont put people in control of my
computer or deleting/altering stuff, just a good ole virus
right?

<ame> get on it
<ame> jungle bugie
<ame> dielsuo dielsuo
<ame> jungle boogie huhuhah wha hwo
<ame> (i used to be the lead singer for the local super market
PA system)

<Nev> I heard a shit is like 1/10 an orgasm
<Valvados> So theoretically
<Valvados> If I wank
<Valvados> I won't have to shit for two weeks

[03:59] <[ref|ex]> wheres everyone else its only 4am  ?

<_Tenchi_> jwzrd-: are you a pole smoker too ?
<jwzrd-> _Tenchi_: why, you want your pole smoked ?

<Mik0r> I wish they made cars that run on methane cause I sure
produce a lot of it
<gerbil> i wish they made cars that run on methadone
<gerbil> cuz id siphon everyones fuel

<UFGailorJupiter> i'm going to go cleanse myself.
<UFGailorJupiter> i'll be bathing in the sacred hentai waters.
<UFGailorJupiter> well
<UFGailorJupiter> hentai game music waters.
<Bob_McBob> So what you mean is, you're going to download some
porn and masturbate?
<UFGailorJupiter> Bob: YES!

<mosey> for some reason porn never shows up in my "my recent
documents" quick launch
<mosey> i hate having to wait for explorer to come up

<LEMC> (%) Resolved 18.244.1.156 to
ANAL-RAPE-VICTIM-REHABILITATION-PROGRAM.MIT.EDU.

<Jagged> -t is like giving a bunch of small children loaded
handguns and telling each of them that the other ones all
stole his christmas pressies

<Fuckhead> have you ever cut a hole in a teddy bear and fucked
it?
<@Neo> ...
<Fuckhead> i have
<%jdp> congrats
<%jdp> did u cum dood?
<Fuckhead> thank you
<Fuckhead> i wasnt old enough to cum
<Fuckhead> i didnt have any pubs
<%jdp> oic
<%jdp> so i bet the bear didnt like it much :'(
<Fuckhead> or however u spell it
<%TreeHugger> sek-c
<Fuckhead> i think it enjoyed it
<Fuckhead> because it was smiling the whole time

(iTM): are you racist?
(killjesus): gosh
(killjesus): here we go again
(killjesus): jumping to conclusions
(killjesus): will it make you feel better if i tell you my
name is Adolf
(killjesus): and that i think black people are lesser human
beings?

<Kiler> Watching Jerry Springer makes me so glad I'm not poor
white trash
*** Kiler was kicked by Joe_ (What? You're rich white trash
now?)

<Irish_GothDragon> he just figured out spiders have no
genitalia
<Aryn> yes they do
<Irish_GothDragon> no they dont
<Aryn> yes they do
<Irish_GothDragon> they have orafices for fluid transfer
<Aryn> err, good to know
<Irish_GothDragon> the female rubs her tail sac over the
orafice to get the sperm.. no real sex occurs
<GlassRain> wtf
* GlassRain exits
* Quits: GlassRain
<Aryn> it sounds very dirty, that's how I know it's real sex
<Irish_GothDragon> hey.. I'm a biology major
<[PR]Swift|ZzZzZ> that mean your getting turned on?

<JustinW> My girlfriend says Shaft sucks.
<Sigma> JustinW: maybe she just isn't doing it right.

(@CadWork) for a long time listening to snoop dogg when I was
young I was like, wtf is that
(@CadWork) now when I hear them say words I don't know the
meaning off, I just assume it's drugs

<DracoDanMP> i spent all day reading on www.bash.org
<@MalHavoc> and that is why you fail.
<DracoDanMP> then i realized that only a true geek would even
get 99% of the jokes, much less think they were funny
<@MalHavoc> I bet you laughed your ass off all fucking day :P

<+PrincessKristen> --Thanks for the Voice, Magestryn-- 
Hêåvêñly åddoñ
<+neotek> --Thanks for the making IRC a gayer place to be,
Hêåvêñly åddoñ--

<Mank> Oh man, I am so, so good at talking to girls on AIM
<Mank> And it's all thanks to you guys!
<Ben> Mank, its not hard.
<Slime> Mank, swimfan4u isn't real.
<Slime> Sorry.

<precid> hardcore doggystyle on tv
<precid> brb
<antiuser> o_O
<antiuser> PRECID IS WANKING!
<precid> wow those nips are like an inch long
<antiuser> spare us from your one handed typing mate

<NickBlasta> i just pwned a fly with a quarter
<rzrshrp> real blastas use their hands
<NickBlasta> i have evolved to use tools of pwnage
<rzrshrp> ...a quarter
<rzrshrp> it's a fucking quarter
<NickBlasta> deadly in the right hands
<rzrshrp> lol, fool

<Catman102> I'm a dumbass and put the drivers on my firewire
harddrive but I can't get them off the harddrive till I have
the drivers to activate the firewire

(@aoi|triviabot) 9.  What is a group of gorillas?
(@rifleman) rap group
(@ThunderBall) basketball team

<@ShoelessJoe> fuckit, i'm about to go buy a xp upgrade
<@HyBriD-HoNdA> buying microsoft products supports terrisom

<Rilan> anyone here a hacker or anything of the sort>>
<Kirika> Does using UNIX as a home OS qualify me?
* Rilan needs someone who knows how to get things.. that are
hard to get.
<Kirika> Care to announce what?
<Rilan> Hmm thinks like full length tv shows.. like.. space
ghost coast to coast, ren and stimp, things like that..
movies.. i tried mIRC but no luck.

<TehGherkin> I punched the shit out of like several lampposts
and some shrubbery.
<Yoshiboy> ouch
<Smoson> XD
<TehGherkin> The shrubbery accosted me as I walked there and
I'm pretty sure one of the lamp posts cast a dispersion on my
mother.

*** OpsuPup has joined #Aussie-Warez
<OpsuPup> fap fapping fap
<OutLore> indeed
<OutLore> howd you guess?
<OutLore> i mean nothing.
<OpsuPup> i can hear you from mornington dude
<OpsuPup> the walls are shaking
* OutLore blushes

<MuadDib> To a certain degree I am, come on its the internet I
can be whatever I want
<Thalamasa> Except, apparently, a person of intellect
<Thalamasa> <.<

<DarkWarrior> I know... I'm Mainly reffering to t3ch. I have
nothing against him but i'm just saying thats what gives us
*nix people a bad reputations
<t3ch> I dont try and do anything, If i'm going to spend the
time doing it i'll do it right.
<t3ch> and two we alwasy had a bad rep. FreeBSD was created by
a bunch of college kids on LSD. i dont think you can have a
worse rep.

(Erich) i can run faster than a blood hound
(zp) Erich: all the free niggas can, thats why they're free

<Kevyn> Teehee, Rey Sanchez has dirt on his uniform. He is a
dirty Sanchez.

<c0k3> sigh.. so many ppl using aim has forced me to get it..
and im actually starting to like the notices of them going
offline n such.. im actually starting to like a portion of an
aol product.. someone come over to my house right now.. bring
a gun..

<Funkadelica> ¬_¬ it's a conspiracy
<maladroit> I LOVE THAT FACE
<maladroit> ¬_¬
<@wildkarrdex> I HATE IT AND I WANT IT TO DIE
<Funkadelica> ¬_¬ -----> x_X
* maladroit CAUSES ¬_¬ TO DIE
<maladroit> O_o
<@wildkarrdex> HAHA THAT'S SO FUNNY
<@wildkarrdex> IN A FAIRER WORLD YOU WOULD ALL BE DEAD

<Anim0> my gf would be perfect if she had breasts

<HuppuMies> there, i asked nelonen to show it
<HuppuMies> they better, or i'll go down there and chop off
some heads damnit
<VlabesPRV> "sorry, this movie is too violent. it may have
negative effect on the viewers." - "fuck you ! show the movie
or I chop your fuckin head off !"

<+Lithium> i have a very large question mark above my head :)
<+datafreak> press backspace then

(cowboy) my dad's bullish on booty
(cowboy) buy high
(cowboy) sell sober

<amoeba> there's a certain satisfying irony in downloading a
copy of the LAME sourcecode to rip movies with from Time
Warner Telecom's sourceforge mirror

<Witchy> is there anyone on #wicca you actually talk to?
<Maloo> ofcourse just not on irc
<Maloo> im on irc for 1 reason, and it isnt something as
trivial as chat

<^Ocean^> fucking bloody hell
<^Ocean^> I lost 33gig of HDSpace
<LlNK> lol
<LlNK> check under your keyboard

<Tom-Servo> I pity this girl i'm talking to

<grem> i even told my engrish teacher my dog ate my homework
so i was forced to gut it
<grem> but it was half digested so she owed me a dog

<u4Ea-kvm> i ran winipconfizzle

<Delver> also it has been shown that the more woman are
exposed to sex the higher their antibody count against disease
<strung> so sex is good for fiting disease?
<strung> ill use that excuse next time

<Rottingbeef_> i once accidentaly mooned my dad and he got
pissed off and spanked me with an egg spatula thingy

<Cav> just typical geek/male "my dick is bigger than yours"
<milenko> Cav: typical geek male is actually  the
exponentiallly lotharigmic value of the circumnavergerance of
my phallus is of a far greater appearance then urs.
<Cav> milenko: thanks for sharing

<mommiebear44> so max....how long have you stopped smoking
for?
<|non_smoking_max|> let me see ....... about 1 hour 30 min ...

<ineffable> i hear semen is an acquired taste too
<Hunter> speaking of which, i havent had a drink in more than
a month

<etch:#unix> i don't like unix or any of you either

<freedumb> When i was like 8 my dad tried to teach me to count
cards in blackjack
<freedumb> for when im 'of legal age'

<Ciserock> anyways, im flooding your channel cuz your gay and
mReD's gay
<Sinistarr> Oh no, a flood of one line every 5 seconds!
Whatever will my 300bps connection do!?