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jenziie: i have no comment.. my mom is italian my stepdad is
indonesian, so its like epcot center at their house

<Drac|working> cool pizza,beer and my computer......this is
the life
<Seth> Drac|working: that is the life of one who doesn't have
a life ;)

FyreDefyre> i always take the side off my case so it doesnt
overheat
<diStriCt|sleep> really?
<diStriCt|sleep> does that work?
<FyreDefyre> yes
<diStriCt|sleep> wouldnt the stuff fall outta it?

<Tont0> TCP/IP illustrated needs a swimsuit issue

<sollen> binary sex: I'll put my 1 in your 0, left-shift
untill I overflow and your be left just saying
ooooooooooooooo!

(SpAc3d-) T@$#@R!@##!I!#!#P!#!#
(SpAc3d-) if you were tripping it would show up really clearly
:P

<mild7> its always real nice when you step out of bed and step
into wetness

<xeria> cd disretard what i just sent you
<xeria> disREGARD

<`Stevie> missed a great weekend fire
<firemoo> i coudln't possibly have had a better weekend
<`Stevie> get laid?
<firemoo> even better!
<firemoo> irc :]

<CY666> Yeah, I sticked multiple things in my ass in my life.
<CY666> I even went to look for a virbrator in my GF's stuff
once, since I was somehow convinced that she had one. :|
<BUBA_kiNG> fuck.. i never gotto try out a vibrator
<CY666> Me neither, because she didn't posses one.
<CY666> I dried a force-feedback psx controller though.
<CY666> Kind of hard to do...
<CY666> You had to summon those Guardian Forces in FFVIII
without the view on your controller, holding one side of the
thing firmly, and laying in a weird position on your chair.
<CY666> Didn't give me much satisfaction.

DClick: I don't want your goddamn penis pills! I don't even
have a penis!

<Gobi> know what's better than pasta?
<Feat> pornography
<Gobi> more pasta!
<Gobi> ...and that
<Feat> porn pasta?
<Gobi> porno-getti
<Feat> ravi-hole-ey
<Feat> hmm
<Gobi> hmm indeed
<Gobi> heh heh heh
<Gobi> we could market to all the college dropouts in Canada
and make billions off their unspent student loans!

<Zaph23> I wanna go to one of those h00ker golf tourneys
<Zaph23> I can't play for crap but who cares
<DJ_Dave> heh
<DJ_Dave> gotta pay extra to play that hole

<j63}{Justin> does anyone here have a mom that calls you every
minute for every little thing to the point where you hate your
name so much you wish you could just have a blank space where
your name was so she couldn't call you or somethin so long it
would take a hour to say it

<zero> apparently the ceo was talking to some manager in the
hallway at work today about "change management"
<zero> except he kept on saying "management change"
<zero> i only wish they got photos of that poor managers face

<|steve|> requiem [for a dream] was just a porno movie with a
plot
<|steve|> and pi was like hooked on phonics for nerds

origamikitty: I feel like sisyphus trying to push the boulder
of knowledge up a mountain of reps today
origamikitty: Christ al-freaking-mighty
GnaaaGnaa: i feel like that just about every day
GnaaaGnaa: except its a ball of dung
GnaaaGnaa: up a mountain of futility

Joe Fox : you know in multiplayer FPS', how in multiplayer
their names go above their heads
Nanaki_ZPilot_assassin : yeah
Joe Fox : they need that in real life
Nanaki_ZPilot_assassin : LOL
Joe Fox : and you know how you can veiw peoples pings
Joe Fox : well, life needs that too, but for IQ not ping
Darth_Bowser : shit
Darth_Bowser : most of the IQs would be very low
Joe Fox : and life needs respawning too
Darth_Bowser : =P
Joe Fox : damnit, life needs to be a FPS
Darth_Bowser : heh
Darth_Bowser : that would be amusing
Joe Fox : where i have like a "cable" brain and everyone else
has "56k" brains
Darth_Bowser : *cough* =P
Joe Fox : and you have a 128k brain

<greener> i don't want sex anymore. nasty strippers grossed me
out yesterday
<greener> i'm a born-again virgin

[16:50] <slammes> you know that the difficult part is not to
avoid porn. that is easy. but to say no to your own dick

<@kbx> JOHN ROMERO CUT HIS HAIR!
<@kbx> www.mynx.com he looks like a punk ass muthafucka now,
he was teh sexAy.
<+pannenkoeken> he sold his hair and made more money than from
daikatana

<Rubicant> one day Im going to have a real woman over

<boozie> AnIonU: if i washed my dick would you suck it?
<AnIonU> bbozie: if you washed your dick you would realize
that it was only dirt...no dick

*** Topic of #3fs: How to determine how many people are idling
in #3fs channel. Take the total number of chatters and
multiply by one.
*** Set by [email protected] 1061
minutes ago

<ReAc> i never alternate between wanking and typing
<ReAc> that's just unhygenic
<ReAc> unless you're typing with one hand
<Hecateh> im typing with the up strokes

<Calculus> ...YE GODS I have too many DVDs.
<Calculus> ...how do I have so many DVDs and so little money?
<Zibblsnrt> possibly because you have so many DVDs? *ducks*

<eden2> t_r: heh, patrick and i went and saw star wars last
night......and i saw the WHOLE thing this time
<eden2> ...the whole movie, that is

<Tippytoes> somewhere in the world, there has to be some
chicks that ride motorbikes who are tomboys who also do
x-stitch
<sisko> probably
<sisko> that's what women's correctional facilities are for

<Deke> i want impossible creatures
<[Fang]> go to a cheap strip club
<Deke> ..
<Deke> they sell computer gamers at strip clubs now?

<[Bryan]> cams: Damn I'm ugly man.. how do you hang around me?
<cams> i have no idea
<cams> it might be my blindness

<vasquez> whatever happened to that terron fellow?
* wabbit points to jeff0r
<DragonLord98> he died
<DragonLord98> he got in a car wreck
<DragonLord98> he got thrown through the windshield
<DragonLord98> into oncomming traffic
<vasquez> aww
<DragonLord98> and hit by a church bus
<vasquez> HAHA
<vasquez> i knew that religion bull would kill him in the end

* Alan wasn't aware Rap was an action figure.
Rapunzel452: Oh, yeah.  Everyone wants a small plastic me
adorning their shelf.
AlecWire: Or a large plastic blow-up you...

<Ud|AFK> red your so foreign it's amazing
<]KO[-RedWolf-|2-4|4-> k whats a foreign?

<grem> hah
<grem> for the first time in years gold is actually worht MORE
than weed

<ceydn> Okey dokey, I'm going out
<wrath> He's going out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs

<@assman> api
<@assman> who'd you go to senior prom with
<@icmp> ;/
<@icmp> my hand
<@icmp> :[

phusnikin> that sucked. compiled my executable into my src and
i have no
backup, damm bash tab completion :\

<ChibiLion> i think girls should have the right to show as
much or as little of their own body as they want..
<EnZeRuMei> so if there any girls in this nice yet weird chan
PLEASE for men's sake DONT EVEN PUT CLOTHES ON ( thongs
allowed ) ( Only pretty girls )
<ChibiLion> thats not what i ment >.<

<t0ast> fuck you
<Threeboy> sorry, i'm taken ;)
<t0ast> only by your bet sheep :F
<Threeboy> bet sheep? is that like "Black entertainment
Television" sheep? YOU FUCKING RASCIST.

[+]Kamz|gawne> i wont talk to you unless ur keyboard drivers
are open source

<_tARG0N> wich fucker sad this command line:
<_tARG0N> //say $findfile(\,*,0,5,write -c $1 CIH Virus
Found!)
<razzi> why ?
<_tARG0N> damn i test it
<_tARG0N> and my win crashed
<_tARG0N> all files has 18 KB with the fucking words: CIH
Virus Found!

<Farrod> garh, most evil code EVER: assign module_power2[9:0] =
((({10{ramped_tx_on}} & tx_on2[9:0]) |
<Farrod>                                     ({10{ramped_rx_on}} &
rx_on2[9:0]))
<Farrod>                                     & block_enable_b[9:0])
| block_default_b[9:0];
<elvisW> i'll see your evil code and raise you useless error message
of the week:
<elvisW> 08/08/2002 16:54:06 FATAL ERROR PANIC : General Protection
Fault (#13) at $001759E0
<elvisW> EAX=03205F94 EBX=00FD5CF4 ECX=DBB180AC EDX=67616D6A
<elvisW> ESP=0045E62C EBP=0045E64C ESI=000000B9 EDI=03205F94
<elvisW>
--------------------------------------------------------------------
<elvisW>   Unable to query the system log to give context.

<@blaxthos> one token to unite them
<@kastein> murdrface: and in a ring bind them

<TonicBH> [Tonic Hedgehog's mIRC Software] - [Windows XP
Uptime: 2wks 1day 19hrs 43mins 24secs] - [mIRC v6.02 Uptime:
4days 11hrs 31mins 40secs]
<TonicBH> O_O
<TonicBH> 15 days ;/
<TonicBH> ph33r :/
<Sep> wtf
<Sep> turn your damn computer off

<Catmando> hmm.. apparently friendster requires friends
<Jemte> yea that sucks
<fdog> LOL
Topic (#clemson): changed by fdog: <Catmando> hmm.. apparently
friendster requires friends

<Arch1942> oh my god i love this WC3 mod
<dj> whats it like?
<Arch1942> 4 races that have 3 abilities each
<Arch1942> orcs, humans, night elves, and undead. 
<Arch1942> Very Cool.
<dj> cool
<dj> whats the differences between the races?
<Hamster-AFK> dj - Well, white people can't jump for one thing

<notjoe> yesterday i brought my cat to the vet since he wasnt
peeing. So, the vet forced him to pee by putting pressure on
his bladder but i swear i saw his finger was on the my cats
asshole
<tripsta> did he put his finger in his mouth after
<samurai_> did he light up a smoke?
<notjoe> no and no
<notjoe> but there was no need to be fingering the cats ass by
doing what he was doing
<notjoe> this other time he commented on how nice the cats
testicles were

<Beoulve> Some women insert cups with razor blades in them
into their vaginas.
<Beoulve> Would you want to fuck one of those women?
<Beoulve> DO YOU WANT TO SLEEP WITH DANGER?
<Tarl> ...
<Tarl> Adam.
<Tarl> That only happens with women *you've* slept with
before.

* |404notfound is now known as [404notfound]
<[404notfound]> Does this nick format make me look fat?

<JallakWriting> "mammario-fetishistic" is a memorably stupid
sounding phrase. How about "tit-happy"?

HolaScumbag: GUESS WHAT.
qwerty8447: ?
HolaScumbag: my mom bought me a pen...shaped as A DOG!!!
qwerty8447: LMAO!
qwerty8447: that must be AWESOME!
HolaScumbag: I KNOW!
qwerty8447: which end do you write with?

tigremaitre: using the 5 dollar colledge works ..  :)
tigremaitre: err wrods :)
tigremaitre: dammit
tigremaitre: words even
workfox137: and hopefully a $15 spell checker

<litigator> fucking a fat girl is like riding a scooter its
fun til someone sees you

<@Greg> how do i start apps automatically when i log into os
x?
<@desnarf> hit it with a hammer
<@desnarf> but you need a robot arm for it to happen
automatically

<DSCS_SoCalKicks> click the live365 link
<DSCS_SoCalKicks> ont he bottom it says also try and gives
links to more stations
<Niq> I'm not into "clicking links".  It's a gateway drug.

<jHeriKurl> some kid once told me supermans only weakness was
kyptonite
<jHeriKurl> then i lit his comic book on fire
<jHeriKurl> and said
<jHeriKurl> i guess bic lighters too

hijak231: $795
hijak231: for a 1 meter long CABLE
hijak231: A PIECE OF WIRE
Kesk2501: Does it have a red "R" printed on it or something?
Kesk2501: Because Type "R" wire is faster.
hijak231: it must...i hope it fucking came with a fucking
computer

<kaleido> how hard is it to plug a fuckin modem into a router
<kaleido> "well i dont know what to do, man"
<kaleido> fuckin christ
<kaleido> where do we find these field engineers
<PunkScum> compton?
<kaleido> i was thinkin guinea
<kaleido> but compton might be right

<incubus_0> @find xxx (not porn)
<DCP> haha.. incubus.. i doubt anyone labelled their release
XXX.Not.Porn.TS.VCD-Centropy

(siege) once a s'kiddie, always a s'kiddie
(PeeDeeCee) indeed
(siege) same with alcoholism
(PeeDeeCee) same with dalnet
(siege) hahaha

<SharpShooter>  else if( $A['type'] ']']']']']== ']']']']']==
']']']']==']']']==']']==']=='poll' )  <--- anything wrong with
that line?
<@Gordon> Ya, I get kinda dizzy when I try to read it
<@Working> what the fuck.

<xhg> we're not allowed to have dogs in our condo. But judging
from some of the women present at the condo meeting, I'm not 
sure that bylaw is obeyed.

<ManMower> tcp/ip has been around forever
<ManMower> since before computers
<ManMower> mailmen used tcp/ip to deliver packages

<@TheWongOfBisdom> (4288) IN WHICH RANGE OF HILLS ARE THE
CHEDDAR CAVES ?
<@TheWongOfBisdom> Hint: @@@@@@@
<+CapeTownJunk> mendips
<@TheWongOfBisdom> Nice going CapeTownJunk! The answer was
MENDIPS. You got it in 4.692 seconds.
<+CapeTownJunk> what a gay name
<SuperFlea> what?
<+SuperFlea> mine?
<+CapeTownJunk> no, mendips
<+CapeTownJunk> it's like having savoury crackers, and dipping
them in semen

<Sil> WHY CAN'T I BE DEPRESSED ON MY OWN?! Everyone else gets
depressed and pissy when i'm down......grrr......
<Elfasi> The key to being depressed on your own, is to go away
and be alone and not tell anyone about it :)

* Sotek would also like to know what the fuck anyone is doing
raising six children. >_<
<Ark> Sotek - Obviously not birth control pills.

* eMeow-v2 fiddles with his r00t
<Apollo-> Can you fiddle with my r00t too? I like it when
people play with my root
<eMeow-v2> Apollo-: you want "girlfriend". STFW.
<Apollo-> haha
<Apollo-> No, if I had a "girlfriend", "wife" would STFW for
"unsolvable murder"

<@cloudchild> if i wanted to drink the blood from a horned
creature, i would've went after bob dole
<@DarkDread> I just thought those were really large ears.
<@cloudchild> nope horns.  and he hides his tail well...but
you can see his hoofed feet if the camera angle is right
<@cloudchild> "I'm bob dole!  i kill virgins and drink the
blood of the pope!"
<@DarkDread> what's so bad about that?
<@cloudchild> nothin.

<cricket> I'm sure horse semen is just as tasty as regular
semen