bash.org archive

<Xerox> Apparently NOBODY wants to be a librarian in Compton.
<ToastyGhost> Because it's a do-nothing job
<ToastyGhost> "6:00 - showed up, unlocked. 9:45 - dodged
gunfire. 14:06 - the police called, asking for a witness.
20:00 - close"

<@BillyTallent> Gosh. bash.org is awesome.
<Vicki_> is that a porn site?

<Gargoyle> seriously, between dance dance whatthefuck,
singstar, and now this, what the fuck is actually wrong with
asian people?
<Gargoyle> I blame the americans, after all the japanese
people are the only ones to have ever been nuked

<Allahkat> My wedding registry.
<Allahkat> http://shop.hbc.com/giftregistry/
<asshat> I know this is going to read stupid
<asshat> but why do you register
<asshat> to have people by you stuff??
<sueb[work> so people know what kind of gifts you want
<unchellmatt> To get swag, buddy!
<Allahkat> You register so people can buy you stuff that you
picked out for your house.
<asshat> like an amazon wish list.
<unchellmatt> You get gifties!
<Allahkat> So you don't end up with ugly shit.
<asshat> ahh, I see.
<unchellmatt> That's going to happen anyway.
<Albatross> and so you don't get 20 food processors
<aeonite> You can do a lot of things with 20 food processors
<Allahkat> And 50 babies.

<hYpOcRiTe> this conversation is weird, from sex to sleep
<razors_edge> kind of like every night for me
<hYpOcRiTe> me too, except without the sex :/

<fallenMeSsIAH> damn cops, they piss me off, SHE Wanted to
have sex infront of the police station not me, i am an
unwilling participant, charge her for rape if it will get me
out of a indecent exposure charge
<BenZor> fallenMeSsIAH: you got laid... consider it a miracle

<squall999991> hey so is the psx beter than the playstation

(+Normandy) is there an online talking clock anywhere?
(+Glittz) roflmao
(+Kazimierz) he wishes to hear the secksay lady voice tell him
the time
(+Normandy) not twue! ;(
(+Normandy) is there one then?
(+Kazimierz) www.clock.com
(+Kazimierz) or something
(+Dogsdinner) www.omfgtehonlineclock0r.com
(+Kazimierz) I dunno
(+Morikins) lol
(+Glittz) www.time.co.uk
(+wu) #the-time
(+Normandy) You all suck.

<weed> the wife goes "Why don't you marry your computer geek
friends this saturday instead of me!"

<_Obi-Wan_> so what should we discuss?
<Liquid> ....hmm....Ebonics!
<_Obi-Wan_> ebonics?
<Andy_Hock> The disease?

<oz> i wonder if i can get a gentoo as a pet
<oz> they are so cute
<ph1zzle> man, that is cute
<ph1zzle> I wonder what they taste like

(shadow-ohki) I mean Cabbits are very teratoryatal animals. I
cant help but dislike you.
(@Arrow) "teratoryatal"
(@Arrow) That is a horrendous bastardization of that word's
proper spelling
(@Arrow) territorial
(shadow-ohki) sp what If I cant spell

billabOng > i wonder if red dr. pepper will counteract blue
pepsi

<@nik0li> SANTA MONICA, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- A woman in
Santa Monica, California, is attempting to lose weight in a
manner others may not be able to stomach -- an all-semen diet.
<@nik0li> Starting December 1, a plump porn star named Kim
Kelly hopes to lose between 10 and 20 pounds by spending 30
days on a diet consisting largely of semen -- or as she
prefers, "man juice."
<@prence_> shit, ill eat my own man-juice if it will help me
lose 30 pounds!

(trich): man, I'm bored
(slippy^): this is accepted already by the fact you're on irc
(slippy^): mind when i do something interesting i tend to come
on irc to tell everybody

* Aphal sets mode: +b brit!*@*
<Aphal> haha i got u
* Kat sets mode: -b brit!*@*
<Aphal> wtf
* Aphal sets mode: +b cats!*@*
* Kat sets mode: -b cats!*@*
<Aphal> >:|
* Aphal sets mode: +b polaris!*@*
<Kat> k
<Aphal> :D
<Polaris> :(

<Jeeba> You sad sad men.
<Jeeba> I took off of school today to watch the Two Towers'
Special Features disc over and over.
<Xylene> and you call us sad.

<@maff> if you are on dialup, do the rest of the world a favor
and dont share any files on any p2p networks
<@maff> i dont want to wait an hour to download a 5 meg mp3
just like you dont want   to wait an hour to upload it so lets
cut the bullshit and not have this problem in the first place

<@NMO> My mother is pissed off because I said our family is
more like a dictatorship than anything else in one of my test
answers.

<Chum> I told them I was a 16 year old female that would put
out if given a beta account.
<da_slog> NOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Kash> yea, i'm going to be female to

<Algorithms> DareDevil2002: I am saying I am wishing for
stable woody
<PaC> Algorithms: perhaps viagra can help you with that

<ecoli> my cock is so big whenever i try to stick it in a
girl, it overwrites EIP and she core dumps on my bed. :(

<speedy> This chick is hot, in a creepy "i'm a rapist" way

<[mac]> whats virii?
<[mac]> the linux txt editor?

<dlanod> The great thing about aural sex is that you can play
it by ear.

<Daxim> also, bersirc is broken
<Daxim> it must not add the angles to the link
<Daxim> I'll file a bug
<paranoid> I want to file a bug report to your fucking parents

<punkgurl> I usta be scared of the dick, now I grab a hold of
it and handle it like a real bitch

<haz3l> Anyone in here interested in working on a mod? It
features advanced gameplay with vehicles as well
<toad-> haz3l, yes
<toad-> and by yes I meant get the fuck out
<haz3l> toad
<haz3l> pm

<zoner> anyone know the content-type for a .exe
<ZXPKNOBB> It's content-type is "fun".

* y0mm4|CoBRa ([email protected]) has
joined #England
* WhiteMagicWorld sets mode: +v y0mm4|CoBRa
<+y0mm4|CoBRa> what is this kind of channel
<@datafreak> its a porn channel
<@datafreak> we are all naked
<@datafreak> with webcams
<+y0mm4|CoBRa> how can we see

<gb> I'M BREAKING OUT THE DoS
<gb> THERE GOEZ ED
<gb> BYE BYE
<hypr> DONT DOS ME"
<hypr> FUCKERKGHJIJGEG
<blazemore> hypr: quick, go buy dsl!

<glossolalia> oh well, the way I see it, the chances of me
being smacked in the head by a meteor or accidentally being
killed in a gang war are pretty slim, especially with my
new-found love of drinking JD while chatting on IRC

<NeSSa`> yeah but he isnt fucking him?
<[ben]> not to my knowledge...jason was walkin a little funny
tonight though

<SC__AT> 3. What united states president was in office during
the civil war?
<SC__AT> Times up! The answer was: forty three

<CyberPunkWanabe> I broke my new stereo that I got after
christmas cause I broke the one I got for christmas..
<CyberPunkWanabe> I shouldnt be allowed within 10 ft of
electronics

<Flamecuber> lava-lord, have you ever swallowed a goat whole?
<lava-lord> no but my friend has eaten fat bastard.
<Flamecuber> whole or by limb?
<lava-lord> whole.
<Flamecuber> thats going to replace the clown in my nightmares

<Aus> see, when too many people do something
<Aus> it's just lame
<TK-Work> It could have just been lame to begin with.
<Aus> TK-Work: nah, everything is cool at least once.
<xpander|out> Aus: does that mean child molestation was good
the first time?

<mb> everytime i've seen Iron Chef they always use sweet fish
<yesyouam> what's sweet fish?
<mb> the meat is supposed to be really sweet
<mb> and the guts are supposed to be bitter
<yesyouam> like ma wimminz

<[PtFe]Harrison> If I ever purchased a firearm, it'd have to
be something like...  I dunno...  A fifty calibur sniper
rifle.  If I'm going to get a gun, I might as well be able to
punch a hole in a tank, you know?
<[LsR]Darrian> lol
<[LsR]Hotwire> law launcher for me. if it dont blow stuff up,
i dont want it.
<[LsR]Darrian> I just want something I can whip out in the
middle of a strip joint and yell "suck it, bitch!"

<@Ramza> When I grow up, I want to be a firetruck.
<Vinic> so you could legally hose women down?

<thetourist> just watched my lotr dvd
<thetourist> :)
<antiuser> nice :D
<thetourist> yea, those 30 extra minutes are awesome
<lech> what do they consist of?
<lech> as if the movie wasnt already long enuff
<thetourist> man, the new scenes add a lot to it
<soap> LIES
<antiuser> :E
<antiuser> OBEY
<soap> 30 minutes of the hobbits masturbating doesn't "add"
anything
<thetourist> ok, i'm lying it's all hobbit porn

<dt--> womb- im a big proponent of enviroment conditioning the
youth
<wombrood> dt: 'environment,' for future reference
<djthrush> also, believing that something is true does not
make you a
'proponent'
<djthrush> 'proponent' is closer in meaning to 'advocate'
<dt--> im aware of its meaning
<dt--> but thanks webster
<djthrush> i don't think you are! since you used it wrong and
all
<dt--> how did i use it wrong?
<djthrush> i just explained it to you
<djthrush> are you some sort of illiterate fag?
<djthrush> are you a homeless boozer who just wandered into an
internet
cafe? what?
<djthrush> i mean, really

(Marxs2): How much do you really know me darn? Did you know i
was a overweight 65 year old man that spends all his extra
money from his 6.25 an hour job on porn and star wars figures?
did you know that?

Snowy: Aaarrrrgghhh. These people don't even know when I"m
making fun of them
Snowy: They're too dumb to even insult
ph'x: haaha
ph'x: zero intelligence = zero satisfaction

*** loopback was kicked by GoodScrat (GoodScrat)
*** loopback ([email protected]) has joined #
winprog
<loopback> GoodScrat, why did you kick me?
<GoodScrat> I didn't mean to, I was clicking on something and
my computer froze fora  second and then caught up to all the
clicks and kicked you
<loopback> oh, ok

<xcabbage> C++ takes forever to compile
<richardt> xcabbage: you are referring to C++'s built-in
coffee-refill time
<richardt> it's a feature.
<richardt> with C, there's no time.

<MudBlud> when i do cp mIRC /home/mudblud/mirc why does it say
ommitting: mIRC
<Cheez> because using mirc on *nix is a sin

<cyberia> anybody know how to hack banks

<Sap> what if i draw a hand on my face and give myself a
blowjob?

<Nanako> The only uniforms they had were too big
<Nanako> So I have like a 3xl jacket
<Nanako> it goes almost down to my knees.
<Nanako> and the pants kept falling down my hips and I had to
keep pulling them up.
* Nanako CLEARLY ISN'T FAT ENOUGH
<Tails> So you've got the gangsta UPS look going on
<Nanako> fo sho
<Nanako> all up in yo grill with mah package

<Blackmail> I didn't learn to masturbate until I was 17... up
until then I always thought 'masturbation' was a type of pasta
dish they served in fancy restaurants

* Luigi30 sets mode -mirc.lameness #gamecube
* You were kicked by Xenobyte (colors/gay script)
* Attempting to rejoin channel #gamecube
* Rejoined channel #gamecube
<Luigi30> How can a script be gay?
<Luigi30> Scripts are asexual
<Luigi30> :P
* You were kicked by Xenobyte (General Lameness)
* Attempting to rejoin channel #gamecube
* Rejoined channel #gamecube
<Luigi30> That's better.

* Quasar` waves a fist at irc.concentric.net
*** Quasar` has quit IRC (irc.exodus.net *.concentric.net)

sweet-dick: my dick very up baby
chika: aww... so up that you forget the predicate? ;)

<JesusGink> ;D
<JesusGink> er
<JesusGink> :D
<JesusGink> hard to take off bra and hit shift-; at the same
time
<tabbyfoo> lol

<_Peachy> i soooo need a t0mp00ter
<theraven> a what?
<_Peachy> a t0mp00ter sirry!
<theraven> i get you now

* Protozoa has quit IRC (Killed (Ukyo (<No reason given>)))
<Ukyo> gah
<Ukyo> damn misclicks

<Abstract> must be nice to have an employer who pays you
<lophyte> it is..
<lophyte> your employer don't pay you?
<Abstract> nah my clients suck major ass
<Abstract> and i hate them
<lophyte> lol
<Abstract> and the only thing i will ever code for them again
is a spoon so they can eat my ass

<Nope> I wonder if IRCops know what a wingate is?
*** Quits: Nope ([email protected]) (Killed
(OperServ))
<@^_-> APPARENTLY.

<kichigai> *:-}8 8-   transvestite

<NuttO> "Spammers are those morally challenged induhviduals
and organisations that steal resources, hijack mailservers and
trample over every Term of Service and Acceptable Use Policy
that stands in their way in their quest to dump unsollicitated
mail into your mailbox." http://216.127.43.94/angel/img/dp/
dp0001.jpg
<NuttO> I like how somebody who draws angels fucking each
other is morally outraged by spammers.

< cprofitt> just curious about postgres
< mhall119> it won't last long
< mhall119> curiousity will give way to confusion, then
dislike

<DAnuba> omfg
<DAnuba> gay pride just came to my house
<C-rEs> ?
<DAnuba> and asked us to join their cause
<C-rEs> haha
<DAnuba> well
<DAnuba> i told them to fuck off
<DAnuba> they called me a fag basher
*later*
<DAnuba> i'm going to a weight lifting convention tomorrow
<C-rEs> heh
<C-rEs> so you did talk to the gay pride guys!

<RoboJoe> i;'m here more than all of you, so fu :/
<Xisor> fu robo u aint
<RoboJoe> Xisor, indeed me am
<The_Necromancer> no u aint me and Xisor are here the most
<RoboJoe> i'm never idle
<RoboJoe> and you and necro actually leave the chan throughout
the day....i only ever leave when i need to recon
<Xisor> I see
<RoboJoe> no, but me here more than you!
<The_Necromancer> hrmm we are arguing who has less life

<@BloodNose> ooh, I could be getting cable in the next 2
months-ish
<@BloodNose> :D:DD
<@BloodNose> what's that WB  of blender's that makes some
reference to me getting cable, can anyone remember?
<@BloodNose> it's like "the day blood gets cable, I'll
<something something>"
<@sevr> "quit sucking cock"
<@sevr> keep in mind tho he never thought you'd get cable :/

<Video`> Can -anyone- be that stupid?
* Robbie-Al raises hand

shadoxx: ...I have 17 terminal windows open right now.
bai: r u a h4x0r??
shadoxx: 2_1337_4_school
bai: dang just don't hack me ok
shadoxx: okay
shadoxx: You could be infosec bai. Ur pretty good
shadoxx: I was going to hack you, but then you appealed to my
humanity.
bai: social engineered af

<C4ndl3s> I'm Back
<DirtyMexican> oh god no!
<DirtyMexican> bye
* Quits: DirtyMexican
([email protected]) (Quit: )
<BenZor> rofl
<BenZor> i needed to talk to him too, thanks C4ndl3s

<mptBreak> hyatt, what are you doing?
<hyatt> mpt, sitting here in my underwear talking to you.