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<kakan> my periodic table says h4x0r is very close to shit

<CausticGnome> so, i was in the garage, smoking, when I saw
the book the jehovas witnesses gave me about the end of the
world
<CausticGnome> entitled: "Revelation Its Grand Climax At Hand!
"

<Aguilera> DCC Exploit Affecting 6.12
<Aguilera> Breaking News. On Oct 20, another exploit was
identified which can crash even the recently released version
6.12
<Dabz> lol
<Dabz> since when did microsoft make mirc?

* boricua4life slaps Sholin
<Sholin> oh really
<boricua4life> yea
<Sholin> .up
*** BFServ sets mode: +o Sholin
*** boricua4life has left #bf1942

<Kamz> ur a freak chika - go pig hunting or something
<cHIKa`> I do pig hunt
<cHIKa`> Your mummas to fast these days

<VTSquire> stileproject has fucked up my sex life
<ashp> VTSquire can't get hard without pissing in his
girlfriends face :(

<whaQd|cybering> any porn with cheese curls is pretty elite

* C|sur hates being a genius.
<Lindy^> yeah, i'd think your modesty would hamper you.

<Aiee> That statement is either so deep it would take a
lifetime to fully comprehend every particle of its meaning, or
it is a load of absolute tosh. Which is it, I wonder?

<Acidfreek> Last time I was pimped I ended up being banned
from Sea World and I had Herpes

<NickFury> what is your deffinition of "hacker"?
<sta-hi> NickFury: tiger woods drunk.
<sta-hi> wah wah wah wah wahhhh

<sneak> what is a good keto alternative to chips
<sneak> like kfc but from chicken shops not kfc
<S3tanta> I mean
<S3tanta> if you buy a breast of chicken
<S3tanta> and you fry that
<S3tanta> that's keto
<sneak> thats not fried chicken
<sneak> thats just chicken
<sneak> fried
<S3tanta> that's literally what fried chicken is
<S3tanta> chicken that is fried

(hydroponik): lol my penis is naked and its 10 inches long :]
(cursor): hydroponik: objects in mirror are nine inches bigger
than they areally are

<lbandit> oh god
<lbandit> i'm in the "seattle gay news online"

<Jumper> there's an old saying in this part of ze world:
you're not a real geek until you've scored sex through IRC
<Jumper> irl sex, that is
<smiler> Jumper: We figured =)
<smiler> Jumper: can you even say you scored if you get
cybersex?
<smiler> Jumper: That would be a REAL geek.
<Jumper> smiler: that would just be a looser

<Pinkel> http://www.google.nl/search?q=%22go+to+hell%22&ie=
UTF-8&oe=UTF-8
<Pinkel> Check the first hit, it fits so good...
<deTwisj> So true...
-- first hit: Microsoft Corporation -- Where Do You Want to Go
Today? --

< GrandTheft> What would be an example of an iptables rule
that would allow anything and everything to come into the
computer?
< tewmten> ehm.. iptables -f perhaps?
< GrandTheft> hmm let me try that
| GrandTheft [[email protected]] quit #slackware [Read error:
104 (Connection reset by peer)]

<Ninja_Cow> I view anal sex like eating cake with your anus.
<Ninja_Cow> It doesn't serve a purpose and it looks
disgusting.

<Drak`> if i killed myself over a bitch, i would commit
suicide

<Noz> i've just run my finger along the floor of the case and
picked up enough dust to choke a midget

<watchy_> i'm so fat
<watchy_> i forgot where my leg was

<pneumatic> i look out one window and it's sunny and nice..
the other windows.. grey, gloomy.
<autistk> other windows = windows 2000?

<ex0> i think i'm crazy
<ex0> i talk to myself in real life
<ex0> ... i'm like a real life gollum
<ex0> minus the fugly
<ex0> plus 7 inches

<@Xaphia> btw can sum1 sort the Office XP out on reload
<@Xaphia> its more corrupt than the cambodian police force

<TBNE> does it cost ?
<Adonai> TBNE, it's free as the black man in 1819

*** kkkkkk was kicked by Rimbaud (Two kkk's doesn't make a
black panther)

<colrebel> i hate it when a coworker spots you blowing the
contents of your
nostrils into a trash can

* wintax accidentally substitutes tequila for olive oil while
trying to make salad dressing

<padnaebaen> fuck me i love irc
<spanky> yes, its the distilled essence of humanity
<spanky> without the odour

(unchali) I was in gymnastics til I realized that fat chicks
cause earthquakes

<Kaze_Shinmen> Not that I am homosexual. I just like toting
rainbow colored girly things.

* Azwok (~Mini_Mc88@=Hsmqzsw-30.honey-damsel.dialup.pol.co.uk)
Quit (Ping Timeout)
<Elleomea> heh, freeserve have freaky machine names :/
<Elleomea> "honey-damsel"
<Elleomea> I can't help feeling that should be a euphamism for
prostitute or something

<Fandang0-> whats that band that the lead singer looks like
Val Kilmer?
<thaRuler> the doors?

<cia> sometimes being a man is having to say you like michael
jackson songs.

<gate> you're working on a degree in politics, dont call other
people retarded =P

<strego> sweet the hot girl just came to visit
<strego> and I was all like "hey, baby! I've got Pez" and she
was all like "Aw Yeah"
<kingBooze> so did you guys do it?
<strego> well she "ate my Pez", if you know what I mean

<@Hellfire|RS> ... BET has nightly news now?
<@Rei> "And to close, remember, MLK Jr Day is only 234 days
away and keep it real, yo. Tonights credits will be done by
Jameriquai and remember to tune in tomorrow morning at 6:00
for your AM dose of ethnic stereotypes."

<crhyme> I made a windchime out of used condoms
<soop> does it go "slap phlap wap"
<soop> in the wind?
<sunrinse> crhyme: sounds more slappy than chimey
<soop> or does it more of an aromatherapy thing
<crhyme> well its mostly just for style
<crhyme> its also a great way to dry out your condoms

<joshwil> CREED frontman Scott Stapp was reportedly "high out
of his mind and could not sing" at the band's Chicago show at
Allstate arena Sunday night (Dec. 29), nearly falling down
numerous times during the performance.
<Deathlove> Jac, God told him to get wrecked.
<CactusJac> He drank too deeply from the blood of Christ I
guess.

<@neonjesus> up your game, chatters. this is professional
level chatting.
<@atomic> oh yeah
<@atomic> professional for sure
<@atomic> I'm being paid to chat right now
<@atomic> in fact, I probably get paid to chat more than I get
paid to work
<@neonjesus> its why we all went into IT in the first place
<@neonjesus> we got on irc when we were children
<@neonjesus> and thought
<@neonjesus> hey
<@neonjesus> i would like to chat for a living. how do i get
to do that?
<@atomic> lol
<@neonjesus> first, you have to look like you're busy in
terminal
<@Jugernaut> hah
<@neonjesus> second, you have to be the unwatched watcher.
<@neonjesus> third, ???
<@neonjesus> profit.
<@neonjesus> so here we are.
<@neonjesus> a bunch of professional motherfuckin' chatters.

* FerdKat carries Limey to bed
<LimeyKat> night!
<FerdKat> night all
* LimeyKat has left #FPFC_Chat
* FerdKat has left #fpfc_chat
* `Glenn gets the idea there is a chatroom called "#bed" with
2 OPs in it right now ^^;

<@bmann> once it gets warmer im getting a fucking job
<@rambopfc> just get a snowblower, u could get a blow job

<Moo|TH> hi tyr
<Tyrion> hey Mooooooooooooooooo
<Tyrion> did I miss anything since you came online today?
<Moo|TH> erm
<Moo|TH> well
<Moo|TH> it turns out im really a woman
<Moo|TH> Deg is after my ass...again
<Moo|TH> and Damia is deeply in love with me
<Tyrion> so you've been daydreaming a lot?

The_Loser_: Lol. 2 Ads just came on TV. The first one shows a
cowboy guy telling me how I can find all my holiday gifts for
everyone at "Tractor Supply." and then at the end he says
"Hope y'all have a good christmas." and after that, an Ad for
the flea market came on. - Thank you for the brutal reminder
that I'm in a Southern State. *puke*

<catlike> SQUIRRELS TRY TO COPULATE ON MY BALCONY
<Dayv> You're just jealous.
<Dayv> You wish Chris was daring enough to copulate with you
on the balcony.
<Dayv> But he is too busy reading nanog.

<Motaro > Live Journal would've been so much better if it were
called Jive Journal.
<cylinder > shoudl've been called STICK YOUR FUCKING LIFE IN
HERE AND THEN WHINE WHEN PEOPLE MAKE CRUDE COMMENTS Journal

(fub) I walked into a police station once to pick up some
court papers, and I smoked a joint about 5 blocks away and I
was was sitting in there for awhile and I looked down at my
shoes and the roach was on the front tounge of my shoe ;/

<Rann-chan> 0123.
<Rann-chan> Er, sorry. ^^;
<Reddjango> at least we know you can count to 3 ^_^
<Gary> And like a C programmer, too. :)
<Rann-chan> Of course I can. That's the number of guys a girl
can take without using her hands, right? n.n

<Hoplite^^> no, she is the daughter of my secretary
<Hoplite^^> she is 18
<saiyane> oh my
<saiyane> rather risque
<Hoplite^^> in what way?
<saiyane> well I take it your secretary doesnt know

<_Gandalf_> if i were mexican i'd have something witty and
funny to say...

<shitpencil> I try not to discriminate when calling people
niggers

<Mr_Ed> I need to get a dishwasher.... but where the fuck will
I find a whore like that

--> Globulus ([email protected])
has joined #c
* Globulus why they ban me from #china all I say is "ME
CHINESE ME MAKE JOKE ME PUT PEE PEE IN YOUR COKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"
--- qball sets ban on *!*@*.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com

<SRElysian> Mp3: [.kbps] (/)
<SRElysian> .........
<SRElysian> wtf
<Jaelynn> great mp3.
<Jaelynn> I love null.
<SRElysian> yah
<SRElysian> dood its previously unreleased
<SRElysian> special edition even
<Jaelynn> It's a hidden track.  null - sound of silence
<SRElysian> Mp3: [.kbps] (/)
<SRElysian> Mp3: [.kbps] (/)
<SRElysian> ........
<Jaelynn> Can't get enough of that null, eh?

<EnemyFC> can you feel the love i'm excreting from my pores?
<Cobra> I'm just glad you aren't excreting it from other
places o_O

<o0o> i had 5 days of smoking the sickest shit
<meiso> dog turds?

<Furvert> Washington's the only state where you can see signs
like:  Tractor Rentals, Engines Rebuilt, Espresso.

<ginger> my summer was alright i guess, went to the beach and
met a couple guys blah hehe
<ginger> still a virgin

* Maho pats the trash can... "was it good for you?"

<Tribespr0n> Got my playboy "Women of Enron" today :)
<SourMilkisBad> scan it!
<SourMilkisBad> who's enron?

<[-FeC-]Ca53y> but me and my GF are going to buy a DVD pr0n
<[-FeC-]Ca53y> :)
<PasTe> nice
<[-FeC-]sKratch> lol
<[-FeC-]Ca53y> hell yeah
<[-FeC-]sKratch> special features:  see from the camera in the
guy's urethra
<PasTe> lol
<[-FeC-]Ca53y> nice
<[-FeC-]sKratch> and see from the camera in the other guy's
ass

<Gorsha> im starting to get pissed with photobucket
<Gorshal> i drew a simple picture and posted it in photobucket
and it still shrank the picture to be tiny
<Gorshal> i cant figure out wtf the problem is
<PG> try uploading a pic of your penis
<PG> it's the one thing small enough photobucket won't shrink

«@MegaFrogg» wow... these spammers sure are subtle
«@MegaFrogg» [%] added [GIVE_ME_UR_PUSSY] (*!
*[email protected].*) to the Shitlist

Sunspot: They don't make 'em like they used to. That's all I
have to say.
Bobby: Nope, they sure don't.
***Sunspot jumps in his Time Machine (don't forget the flux
capacitor) and goes back to watch some cartoons.
Sunspot: Seriously. I want to get a Delorean and ducttape a
blender on top.
Sunspot: Sad thing is, very few people would get the joke.
Sunspot: And even sadder, I'm saddled with a Delorean with a
blender duct-taped to the top.

<Glex25> Space Left On [ C: 5.29/8.87 GB. D: 9.91/19.73 GB. E:
52.14/153.38 GB. Total: 67.34/181.98 GB ] .
<Scofco> dear lord
<phaded> holy good god
<phaded> how do you sleep at night?!

alienmonkeycult: cause i have the morals of a preteen angsty
hitler
aMiLLioNpEopLe: no, not ok
aMiLLioNpEopLe: see
aMiLLioNpEopLe: Hitler banged his niece
alienmonkeycult: was his niece hot?
aMiLLioNpEopLe: NO
aMiLLioNpEopLe: that is what makes it so bad

<JustyUekiTylor> that would be cool, they need bat singals for
women... like "The Mood Signal" then you can see it form miles
away... so like you could be all like "hey bill, isn't that
your wife's mood signal? you better not make to much noise
coming home tonight... she's in her "I'm having my period and
you just left an empty milk carton in the fridge mood" Bill:
"uh-oh"
<Dragon> GTM|Stuff: any conversation here is probably the
wrong one to join

<Random> Actually, I'm not the devil. I'm an interested
third-party broker. Unfortunately, not being the devil, I
can't change the size of your ass.

<webba> A movie doesn't have to have 3 gay guys talking about
bagels to be good.