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<iconc1ast> my rhymes are fatter than the average irc girl

<blaxthos> sarah palin has issued a statement of condolence
regarding the recent earthquake in chili, and stated her
concern for potential price-gouging of baby back ribs

<hh> have u ever fucked nickelodean gak?
<hh> i have
<hh> its awesome
<hh> i call it masturbation goo

<tril0gy> i think with my gov't tax return i'm gunna buy a
redmav
<spicrx7> you're better off getting a shirt that says "I suck
cock."
<ChronosGW> Then you and DMC can be mav-buddies
<spicrx7> same effect as having a red mav
<spicrx7> except the tshirt would be worth more

<MagnaUnum> just got off the phone with a redhead
<MagnaUnum> she's cool
<MagnaUnum> she likes helping retarded kids though
<MagnaUnum> I dunno if I can justify that with my conscience

* RuneCaster gives UFG the primary Scottish attack "Plaid Kilt
Waving In The Breeze Flash"

<Number-6> rabid fags wonder why people don't like them.
<orff> i'm a rabid faggot and people like me.
<orff> mayeb you meant rabbi fags

<damn2003> how can i get people to think that im using BitchX?
bx is kinda cool, though.
<Mr_NiCe> try /quit BitchX: im a wannabe
<damn2003> ok
*** Quits: damn2003 (BitchX: im a wannabe)

<toaster> Whats' the worst thing about having a heart/lung
transplant ?
<toaster> Coughing up somebody else's phlegm

<Melchizedek> hmm..listening to songs without the eq turned on
is strangely empty yet pure
<Crimsonmonkey> like masturbating

<pms> If you spot a minority in your gated community who is
not holding a leafblower or other lawn-care device, call your
local police immediately.

<Chambered> my hair is halfway down my back
<tize> thats too long
<Chambered> but when your taking a shit and run out of paper,
its alright

<Kosta> I'm paying for 4 different hot chicks' EQ accounts in
the hopes that one of them will put out.

<r0f> plz, it's the way to ask for something on efnet
<r0f> or express your feelings
<r0f> like when I join, I say "plz"
<r0f> it just means "plz". it's not really a request, it's
just like "plz"
<r0f> know what I'm sayin? kthx

<invitado> i want to know if there is some "encarta" on linux
<Nermal> man ?

<Xalot> Can Anyone here Help me, I put a CD into my Player and
It makes a Weird Noice. but no Sound..?..Anyone?..
<Notice> Is there a Sound Card in there?..As in the
Computer?..
<Xalot> ..No...
<Notice> well..think about it
* Xalot ([email protected]) Quit (Read
error: 54 (Connection reset by peer))

<Gwindor> so who wants to get knocked up?
<Barrow-Wight> I see Gwin's found the Viagra gum.
<Gwindor> double your pleasure, double your fun!

<@shp> you think when we are older we will all sit in irc and
say stuff like "remember when we were young and drinks were
cheap and priests could molest young boys?"

( Webmaster ) I'm researching cheats for my webpage in counter
strike anyone that knows how to use them, plz msg me.
( jeremy ) i know how to use the ejaculator3.45 cheat
( +Webmaster ) what does it do?
( +Webmaster ) and how do i use it
( +jeremy ) it turns everyone bright white

<c0njurer> Forecast calls for Kickfest likely, with a slight
chance of dickt4yt0r
<c0njurer> kthx

<skrooyoo> i am not a medical practitioner, but i do
distribute rohypnol to coeds on occasion

(takai) ffs _ph
(takai) dont be gay
(_ph) thats like telling me not to eat

<Encapsulate> I spent the last few minutes going over
Liberache's online
presence.
<Encapsulate> I won't be having sex for a while.

LordKasreyn:  Don't think of them as obituaries; think of them
as love classifieds for necrophiliac morticians!

*** mindpulp has quit IRC (internet relay lobotomy)

< +Jen > I dont want to visit shitcity.com because my parents
are around, tell me more about it
< Ad_Libitum > girls eating shit.... literally
< Ad_Libitum > thats all u have to know
< +x_quest > and you get bestiality pop ups
< +Jen > Cool, free?
< +big_mac > yeah
< +Jen > I mean I have videos of that stuff ^_^
< Ad_Libitum > ........
< +big_mac > oh god
< +Dyne_Zears > .........
< ravix > you are seriously disturbed
< +Jen > I like to call it "open minded"

<Salmon Gurl>I like gays because their funny and nice to be
with. Thats why I'm not a lezbian.
<Salmon Gurl>Guys....I ment guys....

<Calvinosaur> I'm going to ethnically cleanse script kiddies.
I'll call it "The Final Solution to the j00ish Problem."

-|- mode/#pwot [+u Snoof] by ChanServ
<Umaro> * ChanServ sets mode: +fu Snoof
<Snoof> :'(
<Umaro> sorry =/
<Snoof> that's the most action i've seen all week

<Sticks> I'm always constantly mortified [no pun intended] at
the continual degredation of people grammer and spelling on
the net...

<Lilmuckers> ever had a wank in school where it hits the
blackboard?
<ibor132> i hate those

<ats> duncan: you brain needs a sleep.. interrupts turned off
<duncan> ats: I have three non-maskable interrupts...
<ats> duncan: wife and two kids?
<duncan> ats: my wife is maskable
<ats> three kids ??
<duncan> ats: yes.  It seemed like a good idea at the time...
* duncan reboots his brain
<-- duncan has quit (Quit: ircII/tkirc)

<u238|duhasst> right now if you put me in a round room and
told me to piss in a corner.. my blader would explode

nonickprovided: do you at least have a pic?
p_mimi_123456789: i dont have even my scanner.. my mom promise
me to buy a cam this x-mas...
nonickprovided: well then I can even imagine what your doing
in my head
nonickprovided: I don't even know whgat you look like
p_mimi_123456789: im look like nicole kidman...
nonickprovided: yeah well that just blew your cover as a gay
guy

<max> I need game
<not_jsmonet> possibly
<not_jsmonet> or you need to start hitting on women in comas
<not_jsmonet> no means no....only if you can say it

<Second-Child> spring rolls? isn't ben vegetarian?
<tef> maybe he doesn't count cat as meat?

(+Jolt) idont have a pornocollection does that make me weird?
(ThugzLoveinThugzMansion) yes

<[OsP]Kulite-cX> I was snowboarding and was like, "Screw this"
so I went behind a bush and, you know.
<[OsP]Kulite-cX> "Got my freak on"

(matthardy) mxlbody: i have been in trouble for irc'ing @ work
(matthardy) mxlbody: like my fat boss came in and there was
someone on IRC
(matthardy) going "YOUR FAT BOSS"
(matthardy) and she saw it
(matthardy) she didn't let on , but i saw she was hurt
(matthardy) and i was laughing inside but scared

<destruct>   88 N   Feb 07 [email protected]  (  51) HOW DO YOUR
EMPLOYEES SPEND THEIR DAY!!!!
<destruct> READING SPAM!!!!!

<Jermsnap> Seen the new projector cell phones? they project
their screen on the ground or a wall with lasers, up to a
20inch "screen"
<danno> that sounds incredibly useless
<Jermsnap> not at all, those screens are tiny, cant really do
shit on em, now thats solved, also I believe it will make
humans LOOK more futuristic.
<danno> oOOOoh...
<danno> it would make a little more sense to see that on a
PDA...
<Jermsnap> PDA phones, same thing soon
<Jermsnap> I dont have a cell phone, but if I could project
stuff on stuff, Id get one :)
<Jermsnap> PDA's are usaeless to a loner like me, dun work, no
friends, what the hell would I put on there?
<danno> then what would you need a damn cellphone for?
<Jermsnap> hmmm... good point
<Jermsnap> :(

<NYCchica4EvA> cristal? like the champagne?
<sKratch> no like the meth

<nexxai> stileproject.com....what a wonderful place
<xsneakerx> yes. place of the bored and horny.

<NapkinEater> I hate when I forget what I was going to do in
the time it takes me to move my mouse and click on the IE
button.
<Soundwave> same
<NapkinEater> if I was home, I'd just settle for google'ing "
<ACTRESS NAME> nude"
<NapkinEater> work sucks

[Filefront|Juice] the french version of halo 2's campaign mode
is only 1 minute long. Master chief lands on the earth and the
covenent surrender

<Twinkle> Microsoft has just announced that their
revolutionary new "Yboy" will weigh less than 10 pounds and be
able to fit in a small backpack

<suebatwork> How about "want to come to my apt. to smoke a j?"
think that will work for a pickup line
<grivas> really good if your name is "j"

<Gonkster> when i worked for stagecoach, lass sat on
periscope, no knicks on
<Gonkster> ffs, i nearly knocked down a building lol
<Gonkster> just saw this beaver winkin at me down periscope
lol

<NaNaMagic> he is never too busy to answer our prayers
<qux> satan or god? you're confusing me now?
<NaNaMagic> he has extensions on his ears
<qux> like Mr Spock?
<NaNaMagic> yes  jesus has ears for all

<omgbruce> i learn in school today that "sup" is really "what
is up " shorten

<DocGonzo> fuck my isp's mailservers
<tulmad> let hte hacking commence
<DocGonzo> i barely wanna read my own mail, much less all
these other assdolphins' mail

<fichen973> Your porn is so old that the women in the pictures
have offspring with their own porn sites.

TransCanadaTrail: they keep refering to this asl character
J: dont make me reach through the computer and slap you >_<

<Beez> do u know where to download the Psx emulator EMU and
Bleed?

<Darn> is there a floppy version of windows xp?

<HL|Batman> Sorry,
<HL|Batman> Trick or treeters.
<HL|Batman> I had to hide bodies.

<timmo> as soon as i think people might not be retarded
<timmo> everyone goes and fucks up my faith in people

<Daedalus> i think i am sexy
<Daedalus> in a gay way
<riz> *crickets*
<Phusion> wow.

<CrazyDe> don't be afraid..
<CrazyDe> its only a dick

<Spud> When I can't play my games I like to smash things
<Spud> Or fap
<Tetrad> same thing basically

<Sart> WASHINGTON   The Supreme Court said Tuesday it will
decide if public libraries can be forced to install software
that blocks sexually explicit Web sites, the latest in
Congress' string of attempts to shield children from Internet
pornography.
<Dark-e> ack
<Dark-e> why would anyone goto a libary
<Dark-e> if that passed

<Yora> *dryly* you arent paying for it and the company doesnt
make money off you playing, what would you call it?
<FireIsFun> Grand Theft Data

<Juz[code]> i think i will call
<Juz[code]> the 5th level in my puzzle game
<Juz[code]> "i'm bored of making levels now"

[ @Paula ] i used to have a teacher
[ @Paula ] who gave us something to suck on for brain
stimulation.

<Bitstorm> i like that "Dead bodies in the trunk" air
freshener

<Pr3tent1ous> hey
<Pr3tent1ous> If I pretend I'm female
<Pr3tent1ous> can I be an opper?

[Nothingface] fuck, I can't type
[@PMV] its easy
[@PMV] step 1: bang head on keyboard
[@PMV] step 2: repeat

<dizzyg> Sinbad + hamster + KY jelly == happy
<RubberDuck> the thing about hamsters is that the ky sticks to
the hair and to get them clean afterwards is a beech
<RubberDuck> or so i've been told

<gc> it would take approximatly 40 286's to equals the power
of your average 1 GHz desktop
<cabbage> um, where did you pull that crap from?
<gc> do the math
<cabbage> haha
<ian> what math
<_gene> well you know .. THE math ;)
<jwzrd-> gc: are you adding clockspeed here ?
<gc> no its the cache,