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<\windows\system32\format> /run $me

<Mew49> shutup broadband bastard
<joober> i dont have broad band
<joober> i have cable

<freedumb> He's the kind of person who will wind up paying for
this first sexual-encounter at age 31, get frustrated in the
middle, and kill himself

<Jarcode> besides, emacs users are ripped
<Jarcode> you wouldn't want to mess with one
<Jarcode> the sheer strength of their fingers from reaching
across their keyboard to use obscure keybindings can crush
bones

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<Xelix> Greetings.
<Xelix> I am Dan, Jedi Knight.
<Xelix> I have come to discuss something with any of you.
<Xelix> I shall return at another time.
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<@kmad> its fun as hell
<@kmad> you know what, thats a bad simile
<@kmad> because i would assume hell isn't very fun

<@SiZZuRp> dude ask ne1
<@gatrhaze> ne1 No such nick
<@gatrhaze> ne1 End of /WHOIS list.

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EFnet
<KillerClo> oh my god I'm on Efnet
<KillerClo> thank you god
<KillerClo> finally
<KillerClo> I thought they banned me from the network
<KillerClo> but I just had a problem with my ISP's dealing
with the reverse DNS
<KillerClo> holey crap
<KillerClo> I haven't been on Efnet in a year
<KillerClo> this is a big night
<KillerClo> THANK YOU GOD
<KillerClo> YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<KillerClo> WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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EFnet

<LeanaAnne> Oooh, I guess lacrosse builds up the ol' ass
muscles ^___^
<Seiya> Ha, so does being gay. :x

<GameOver> I hate the drop off services
<GameOver> "$0.60 a pound! (minimum $5)
<GameOver> So you'd have to have bags full of heavy clothes
<Jorenko> damn
<GameOver> It'd be nice to just take the bus to work, drop off
at Spin Cycle, then grab them when I go home
<GameOver> It's a Wash 'n' Fold service, so they seperate and
whatnot, too.
<GameOver> ... but then comes the question -
<GameOver> - Do I really want a strange Mexican touching my
panties?

<toqer> hey germ, I think you would like my wifes friend
michelle
<Germ> does she like sex
<toqer> next time you're out here, we need too hook you two up
<Germ> No thanks i dont like being "hooked up"
<toqer> she like sex, weed, and eating
<Germ> eh
<Germ> wait how much eating?

<Ixnorp> saber has a job?
<Zanok> yeah
<ducks> YES I HAVE HAD THIS JOB FOR ABOUT FOUR YEARS NOW
<Zanok> he manually masturbates animals for artificial
insemination

(@{basara}): i can live with aaygo being texan and i can live
with mos and his love for the male genatalia but i draw the
line at a DIET drink

<bytraper> i would have charged data for it, but i felt sorry
because he had boobs

<ace> type //run c:\con\con
*** voonilla ([email protected]) Quit (Read error to
voonilla: Connection reset by peer)
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<voonilla> fark yew
<voonilla> i had to like pull my computer out of the wall
<voonilla> coz this fatal action thing wouldnt go away
<voonilla> and my computer wont turn off if u push  the button
<voonilla> coz if u shut it down it turns off by itself and
shit
<voonilla> and so I HAD TO PULL IT OUT OF THE FUCKING WALL
<voonilla> AND ITS ALL UR FUCKING FAULT

<ajpiano|fifa03> THIS WANKS AWFUL
<Jig|werk> prosthetic hand?
<derobrash> heh
<derobrash> lol
<Jig|werk> put it in the microwave and warm it up.

<damocles> one day...tv will be nothing but "when good pets go
bad 27" and porn

(This is before any form of invasion of Iraq occurs, if any)
<Stonefish> I reckon the Bush vs Hussein knifefight they were
talking about would be quite entertaining.
<PuMbAaA_rx7> yeah
<PuMbAaA_rx7> Hussein would kick ass
<PuMbAaA_rx7> bush is a pussy
<Stonefish> Don't discount his monk3y skillz
<PuMbAaA_rx7> lol
<Stonefish> you ever seen a pissed off monkey with a knife?
<PuMbAaA_rx7> can't say I have
<Stonefish> good point...
<Stonefish> brb - monkey

<Mr_sLacKeR> were do i find crosshair files and were do i
instal them too?
<Jade-> the internet and your computer

<daenonok> "it's advised that, after removing new crest white
strips&#8482; you find three complete strangers, and give them
oral sex, to get the taste of hydrogen peroxide out of your
mouth"

<mistress> no throw nice laptops against wall.  p2-233, 192mb
ram.
<mistress> (thats his. mine's a p200 with 32mb of ram.
<mistress> maybe his is a 266. i forget. but i remember what
video chipset it uses.
<mistress> i guess its up to a girl to know a man's hardware
better than he does.

F4T4L: by making TV's bigger all we're doing is making black
people stronger
F4T4L: soon they'll rule the world

<|rein|> Robitussin is like Jello man, there's always room for
more

Doctor_Rohipnol: bad sex is like bad pizza
neo_crashoverride: it comes back to haunt you doc?
beauty_fades_stupid_ls_forever: avoid the crust, doc?
Doctor_Rohipnol: well ya

<Shastao> ...which is more disturbing, the fact we calculated
a weird, weird way to go impossible distances in virtually no
time, or the fact you can become a minister online? :P

<Gokou-sama> Which reminds me...whenever I get my own house,
I'ma have little somewhat fancy glass bottles with a tag
around their necks that says "Drink Me". I'll also make
current cupcakes that say "Eat Me" in the currents.
<Draconis[TCI]> and all the intrevenous drug needles with have
lil "Inject Me" signs
<Gokou-sama> lol that'd be funny
<Gokou-sama> And tie one around my girlfriend's neck
(supposing I had one) that said "Fuck Me"

<exx> they're horrible drivers as is, lets not make them
kamikaze's
<exx> I bet the jap fighter pilots were trying to land on
those ships..

<[Banned-H]G-Daddy> oh geez, oh geez... my roomate was doing a
mission in GTA3 (the one where you pick up the limo and all
the mafia guys), well anyways, all the fish trucks are hitting
him and blocking him in.  finally he gets by but not before he
catches fire and blows up.. he then punches his monitor,
that's when i leave.  i hear a keyboard getting slapped
something hitting a wall and stuff falling off his desk.. all
to the words of "FUCK YOU, FUCK THIS, GOD DAMNIT! FUCK FUCK
FUCK SHIT!!!"  oh jesus, he was sincere too.. it's like that
vid where the guy threw his monitor down the stair well

<caesium> dude, like 2 years ago.. i was on the great canadian
mine buster at wonderland and my tits were osciallting in a
very unflattering way.. since then, ive known i needed to
loose weight.

<Gazoo> Wow, I'm gonna get laid.
<Gazoo> Right now
<Gazoo> And it's not internet sex!

<kow> heh, lil is too anal
<kow> I REALLY pissed him off today with that frozen fly
<_absent> find a photo of a dead cat on images.google
<_absent> post it on your site
<_absent> and tell lil you killed that
<kow> rofl
<kow> I don't need to use google
<kow> d:picsdead animals

<Nike> i swear, my MP3's get scratched
<Loop> probably nike
<Nike> like i got a really annoying little brother sim
wandering around my home directory

<Amanda`> I need to find out whether my ISP supports modem
bonding
<maff> that's plain desperation

<Da> US officers say they have found thousands of boxes
containing vials of white powder and liquid at a "suspicious
site" near Latifiya south of Baghdad.
<Da> sounds like a fuckin party!

<TsN|Wildchild> yes Im a nerd... Im pushing 30 and I enjoy
playing video games, so sue me bitch
<TsN|AgentABC> im pushing 16 WC, i feel you pain
<TsN|Wildchild> thats puberty abc it will pass

<Adamus> I wouldn't care about the bot if you didn't deny me
access to the
channel I that I have been using for this past year
<M[]rgue> meh
<M[]rgue> wasted youth is no concern of mine

(@Hanky) does anyone in here no if Tupac Shakur still has a
web site?
(@DCx3) yer he updates it regulary

<Hoju> have you seen this?  http://www.somethingawful.com/
jeffk/
<Steve> think all those typos are on purpose?
<Hoju> .....

<skermajo> hi all! how do I make it so an ordinary user can
shutdown, reboot etc ??
<Psi-Jack> skermajo: I don't recommend you even try, for
starters
<koala_man> skermajo: ignore Psi-Jack. hey, could I get a
shell? :p

<kt> collars are still ugly on people.
<Adri784> What if you're roleplaying?
<kt> then you'll be an ugly roleplayer.
* Adri784 thinks about that
<Adri784> I guess i'll keep that in mind if i ever enter a sex
slave relationship

<foop> i need a manpurse
<foop> but a dressy one

Abyss: i deeply resent the use of the term 'purity' in any
context with 'The Brothers Drunk.'  :)
Phil: Oh I dunno.  The purity of the alcohol is an important
concept...
Dex: Yup, anything filtered through that many kidneys is going
to have to be pure.

<BlackDeth> dont you do japanese stuff to me, homo.

<Disciple> i wish i could cut from my computer and paste to my
homework
<Disciple> writing is teh sux

<shadowrye> okay
<shadowrye> who wants a box
<|Raven|> i do
<shadowrye> good
<shadowrye> now
<shadowrye> who wants to pay for a colo
<|Raven|> i don't

<Bourbon>  Conditions :  with wind NE at 469206mph/755114kmh

memories keep: I don't want to wait until marriage. But i
don't want a dick to take my vriginity.

* peer has quit IRC (Killed (genome (consider your connection
reset!)))

<Praetor> bob: even so, if I don't have to write it and it
works then what the hell do I care?
<evilbob> you care because I opened my mouth and talked to
you, bitch. and I didn't even get a thank you.

<bizzy> great, i get TWO doomed projects
<bizzy> "hey, we canned the guy doing this stuff too. Can you
start work
on re-inventing the wheel asap?"

<StarThorn> "What do you think about before you go to bed?"
"Sex." "What do you think about when you wake up?" "Sex."
"What're you thinking of right now?" "My dog Sparky" "Ok,
You're sharing too much, now..."

Captain Ferrell:  COME JOIN THE WONDERFUL KAZAA COMMUNITY, AND
HAVE LOTS OF LEGAL AS HELL FUN
Captain Ferrell:  they're not all
Demosthenes:  ÜBER-HAXXOR P2P UNDERGROUND PIRACY PROGRAM
KAZAA!
Captain Ferrell:  exactly
Demosthenes:  Wow, that was a lot of adjectives
Captain Ferrell:  it sounded like an anime title

<LegCow> he's about as funny as aids
<`Sage> HAHA AIDS! HAHAHHA!
<`Sage> LOOK AT THAT CUNT DIE! HAHAHA
<`Sage> HEY! HOWS YOUR IMUNE SYSTEM? OH? DONT HAVE ONE?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHA

<@whistler> i just tried to change my pants
<@whistler> and put them on backwards
<@whistler> and didnt realize till i went to take a shit

<end> he starts harassing me. and tries to flood
<end> haha
*** Signoff: end (Excess Flood)

(StanLee) I'm tired of working today.
(neruaL) me too
(neruaL) actually not really
(neruaL) because i haven't spoken to any customers yet
(neruaL) and the one time my phone rang it was a dial tone
(neruaL) dial tone > stupid customer

<esco600> why would someone's mom be on bash.org?
<aNuBiS-> moms need nerd love too

<imagine> oh god
<imagine> im a loser
<imagine> someone was messaging me on aim
<imagine> and i sent something back, but they signed off
<imagine> then i noticed a mistake in my typing
<imagine> and i corrected it
<imagine> even though they had signed off
<imagine> :(

<@Evii> I can't win here, I tell you. If I email my CV from
g0atpr0n.org I feel weird, if I send it from hotmail I feel
ghay. *sigh*

<ElJimador> u ppl meet potential mates off the internet? 
ewwwww
<ElJimador> mailorderbride.com
<[gabe]> well, with a name like "hot4u" or "sweet12f" how can
i resist?!

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<MadHatter> wtf
<MadHatter> who kicked me
<Lepper> heh, you're too anal about being kicked
<MadHatter> I just want to know
<scar`> [16:57] *** Parts: MadHatter ([email protected])
<MadHatter> yeah ok
<Lepper> don't clients tell you when youg et kicked?
<Lepper> err, who kicks you
<MadHatter> I dunno man, I'm busy here
<MadHatter> leave me alone

<%kc1313> im a good analizer
[<Nematocyst> ANALIZER?
<Nematocyst> OR ANALYZER
<%kc1313> yeah the second

<MilitiaX> yo guys, anyone know a music irc server?
<dustin> if only goatse had an ircd with an ascii version in
the motd

[#perl]
<fraggle> how many days does it take to compile perl 5.6.1 on
a 486?
<diclophis> haha

* z2so4 is just freaking out cause he has a live patient final
tommrow and hasn't really studies so is freaking out and
erattic in thoughts and such
<Kristoph> which field?
<z2so4> Cardiac and blood mechanics
<Kristoph> have you done cadavers and shit?
<z2so4> yeah... now I work with them
<Kristoph> :D

<pb2k> im gonna rename man on unix to woman ... cause they
think they know everything anyhoo
<Morpheus> and if you tell some-one to "grep their man for
'release'" non-technical people might look at you funny

<Emmie> Dilt, remember: Life takes VISA, but Death runs on
Linux.
<Dilt> no wonder death can't be escaped

#Jesus unable to join channel (invite only)

marmor: Mutru: i am trying to compile an an simple example ..
that works fine, but all i get when i run the program is a
window that is all black ..
Aprogas: is your monitor on ?