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<spacegirl> because i don't suck dick
<P-Rex> how do your mates keep you from talking during sex
then, kellie?

<Seldon> We will be holding a meeting tomorrow to discuss
ChanServ/SRVX. We're looking forward to hear what users think
of the service we work very hard to provide to you.
*** Quits: ChanServ (Suarez.Hub.US.GamesNET.net
Services.GamesNET.net).

Entsuropi: uhm, im out to see tomb raider 2 at 6:30
Pete: and WHY would you want to do a thing like that?
Entsuropi: tomb raider one was a highly entertaining piece of
trash
Entsuropi: and jolie looks hot in the trailers
Entsuropi: its like porn with gunfire

<Casper> Thursday I think I may steal the camaro and go get my
haircut.
<Phucker> Is it a mullet?
<Casper> My brother's camaro is awesome.
<Phucker> For a second there I thought 'camaro' said 'mullet'
<Phucker> I don't think the two terms can be seperated

([Locutus]) wait a minute..here we have its in my enbglsi
dictionary.." Scrimp, 'prawn "
([Locutus]) know it now?
(@Wagoo) yaw
(@Wagoo) I look at prawn on the net all the time
(@Wagoo) I hate when they ask for your credit card details
though :/

<s2k|D_Holt> anyone have scented condoms?
<s2k|Alchemeron> after using them, all condoms are scented

<Alberto> Fucking women.
<Mouse> You know what else I hate?
<Alberto> Asians?
<Reverend> Me?
<Mouse> No, no.
<Mouse> Think on a wider scale.
<Alberto> Asians AND Rev?
<Reverend> Two of me?
<Mouse> The answer is everything.
<Alberto> Ah. You walking cliche.

<rob`> I mean, who would have thought that blood congeals into
a pudding? :9

<MTZ> UH! - incoming mail ... pretty late today
<SNeAK> how can mail be late ? slow computa ?
<MTZ> LOL - im talking about REAL mail

<Ginger`> In pagecount, the script is about at the level of
six to seven Shakespeare games, so it may well take awhile. ^.
^ A 10% patch was released recently.
<Ginger`> *plays
<Ginger`> I can't believe I said Shakespeare games. -.-;

Lundquist: d00d whats SHP
Boba Fett: what's shp?
Lundquist: sorry it seems that some pharmacy students are
sending me there cw
Boba Fett: hahaha wtf for?
Lundquist: they think im a lecturer, ive just sent them a mail
back saying they failed the year for blantant cheating

<CofeeVint> how do i d/l ?
<Konno_Asami> type "/quit i love you" without quotes
y2kenjination has Quit iRC (i love you)

<jen14> *sigh* for my first real question of the night -
anyone here run linux on a tablet?
* OldMonk ran it on a viagra once... wasn't so good, couldn't
kill any processes at all.

* Now talking in #chaoslegion
* Topic is 'UpTime[3 days 4 hrs 42 mins] - on win98, ph33r ||
[Windows XP Professional (5.1 - 2600)] uptime[1w 3d 6h 4m 31s]
(nuff said) | Linux uptime 194d 02:30:57 (0wned)'

<fishmunster123>  when i was younger, my dad got me this star
wars trilogy cd set, thinkning it was the soundtracks.  it
was, but it was all midi, no actual orchestra stuff
<Norseman>  and that's how you learned to play the keyboard?
<fishmunster123>  no, thats how i learned life is full of
disappointments

(Mase): who we playing italinas?
(DynamoDan): macedonian
(Mase): where r they from?
(DynamoDan): the macedonians are from macedonia

<BigTongue> man, look at this slut on the price is right...
bob barker is having a viagra attack

<+OwnzYa> work?
<+OwnzYa> whats that?
<@Wapwap> That explains why you are so fat

<chococat44> you just cant keep a good man down
<greg> Conversly, you can't keep a bad man up.

<Jess> What the hell?
<Jess> Winamp says "installer too small"?
<Tetsuo> didn't you know jess?  Size DOES matter

<-- Samah has quit (Quit: public boolean hasALife() return
false;)

* supreemballs listens to (#69): Richard Simmons & Little
Richard - Together Forever.

<[RCS]MrBojangles-nub> well if i wanted an 8" black penis in
my ass id commit a felony

<jjwalker> he was right, our mom is a weirdo...I went to go
play laser tag, and I didn't tell her where I was going...and
when I walked in just now she fucking assaulted my ass...with
fists
<jjwalker> then she threw a book at me 0_o
<_seb_> damn man she anally fisted you?
<_seb_> that sucks
<_seb_> must have hurt

<Trousers> Man.  Comments about sperm always quiet channels. 
I still don't know why.

<tima> my opinion always was that having a webcam is the first
step to getting caught mastrubation

<PetrDoubt> Geez, I'm going to have to set up a procmail
filter to deal with
employee farewell notices.

<tbone22> today is my housemate's bday...what should i buy
him...he just turned 23
<Dirge> a big fat penisdildo
<tbone22> he's hetero
<tbone22> (are there other kinda of dildos?)

<Anton> Facial stabbing. Oozing blood. Shotgun vaginally
inserted. Brains splatter over the wall.
GrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH!
<Anton> is a good death metal track

<signine:#916> for a basketball team the kings sure have a lot
of white guys.

ivy: A man named William Reed's last living testament says
that he is going to read his own will
ivy: Will Reed's will will read: "Will Reed will read Will
Reed's will".
Elyse: no
Elyse: it's his son will reed junior
Elyse: except will reed senior was so far gone with alzheimers
that usually when someone's talking about will reed they're
talking about his son, junior
Elyse: he isn't completely running the family business into
the ground but he still longs for the times his father, the
true biz-wiz, was running things better than ever
Elyse: but now those times are in the ground with his dad
Elyse: still can't believe he's gone
ivy: what the fuck elyse

þþ joins [THE_HAT (*[email protected])]
[THE_HAT] Sup
(dosdemon_) ...
[THE_HAT] ...
[THE_HAT] cant i just say sup?
[THE_HAT] sup == whats up
(dosdemon_) nuttin dawg sup wit choo chit nigga got any fly
tip on ya.
(dosdemon_) chit
(dosdemon_) well slap muh fro
[THE_HAT] lol
(dosdemon_) dese honky muthafuckas aint nevah seen a 14 inch
diack befoo
(dosdemon_) chit
[THE_HAT] nice little server you got going
þþ parts [THE_HAT (*[email protected](THE_HAT))]
(dosdemon_) straight up.

<Oni> It seems when SE goes down, we get a lot of new users.
* Chop-Logik has joined #sensibleerection
<Malshai> And some tards.
<Chop-Logik> MY GURLFRIEND IS SO HOT!
<Oni> Yeah, gotta love those tards.
<Malshai> WITH A BIG BUSH

<InvisibleCaper> anyway, if youll excuse me, i have to kill
myself
<InvisibleCaper> i unintentionally gave myself the image of
rosie odonnel frisking herself

<RattleHead> kinda like the fact that the drink hampers your
judgement in female partnership for the night :P
<RattleHead> Drunk Person: "Boooy, loook ad dat GOJUS womun
ova deer!"
<RattleHead> Sober Person: "Are you talking about that fat
nasty cow over by the door?
<WumpSmwher> 8-p
<WumpSmwher> is that how you got your g/f ?  *ducks*
<RattleHead> heh
<RattleHead> yes..... *ashamed*

<MXi>My family never let me feed the dog under the table
<MXi>So one day, I made everyone dog food for dinner
<MXi>I swear you might as well have stapled a sign saying
"Hypocrite" to their heads.

<aba> el job search soy el puta
<dave__> ahahahaha.
<dave__> translation
<dave__> <aba> the job search i am the fuck

ritilan: and in 2 years u can have your first drink
Halo: Yeah, I cant wait!
Halo: Because I've never had any alcohol before, honest.
ritilan: i belive u 
Halo: Then you are gullible
ritilan: yes well there is that too
Halo: Because let me tell ya, I'm a pretty raging alcoholic
ritilan: i find it helps to keep the voices in my head quite
ritilan: at least i think it does
Halo: I sing show tunes to myself in order to keep the voices
in check
ritilan: is bad when they all sing along
Halo: Yeah, I just refuse to go along when they try that shit
Halo: Then I yell "DONT MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND"

[19:45] <Rydberg> TI83+!
19:46] <Moa2020> HP48 !!!!
[19:46] <^JeppZer^> NOKIA!
[19:46] <Moa2020> Nokia doesn't make calculators fool
[19:47] <^JeppZer^> they got calculators on their phones.. DUH

<MS|D3m0n>: I had a really cool dream the other night and when
I woke up I tried to click View Source so that I could put it
on my site

<@London> and you're 18, a little early to be making a huge
deal out of a 5 month relationship
<%KiK`Grieving> Normally I would agree, but even though it's
been only 5 months, it seems like so much more.
<+Spazz> He plays quake and idles in a channel on netfrag. 
Having a girlfriend is like.. a status.  Puts you above the
rest.  When you lose that status, it sucks.  :p
<%KiK`Grieving> Indeed.

onkeybutt87: I heard this commercial on the TV
onkeybutt87: from a door-store
onkeybutt87: and the guy refers to it as an "Entry system"
Changa177: lol
onkeybutt87: gotta be politically correct

<aO-> ugh
<aO-> almost had a brown out
<aO-> and im gone
* Quits: aO- ([email protected]) (Client Quit)
<ecoli> sounds like someone had Taco Bell for lunch

(peer is an op on IRCNet #mirc...)
* Rose_w ([email protected]) has
joined #mirc
<Rose_w> *** [10054] Connection reset by peer It's no Joke
more
<Rose_w> I can't smile about this
<@Zardos> The server calls all clients for peers  - thus the
peer the message refers to is actually your own client.
<@Zardos> What probably happens is, that your connection to
the server has problems.
<@Shustrik> no, actually it's Your client who refers to the
server as the peer; )
<@Zardos> either your isp or someone else on the network -
perhaps the irc server itself..
<Rose_w> so you mean that i can chat without proplens
<@peer> Rose_w, you want my address?
<Rose_w> peer i want an Answer
<eina> geez this sounds way to serious and i no be
undrestanding anything  so alhoa
<@peer> <-- scared
<@Shustrik> Rose_w if You think peer is abusing Your
connection, You can contact IRC ops for help
<@Zardos> as I have explained to Rose_w, we have tried to talk
you out of disconnecting people..
<Rose_w>  i want only chat without problems you unterstand ;)
<Rose_w> i have this server so long and i haven't this
problems till today
<Rose_w> just a moment please
<Rose_w> Hello  Peer. I would like gladly unimpaired chat. But
if you always do not break my connection off go that. I
apologize also for itwhich I was so sour. You must understand
me. It nervt if you to start continuously again must.
<Rose_w> my Gramatikal is so terible sorry
<Ace_DK> [21:47:48] * YaN- ([email protected])
Quit (Connection reset by peer) - you think that is peer to?
<Rose_w> yes i think so isn't it
...

[Decept404] i like smiling brightly, shaking a girl's hand
going "hi, i enjoy misogynistic violent sex acts!"

<^{[Dr-Dre]}^> Deos anyone know where i can host a site that
supports ASP for free?
<ApoIIyon> insecurehosts.com
<^{[Dr-Dre]}^> ok thanks

<subnet> anyone got a man nearby? will pay!

Dekaff: u know what i REALLY want for my first car?
Dekaff: blue 67 impala
Bobert_aw: The license plate would read "mu113tm0bi13"

<JtHM> chick + tat = filthy
<JtHM> any girl who has a tat is a whore. if I've learnt
anything from pron, that'd be it

<qrg> Ajchez: i think they call those girls bbw
<Ajchez> bbw????
<qrg> big beautiful women
<Ajchez> i have a weight limit
<krezt> whats your limit?
<krezt> i can do anything i can lift
<krezt> if they put out my back they aint getting no kak

<R-5> anyone have a better word for mentor?
<Aristotles> childmolester?

<Al> because let's face it, my dick is demonstrably real and
also far better than any concept of "god" thus far put forward
<LambChowder> but does your dick encourage love and peace
throughout the world

(EvilJorge) I'd go see Halloween: Resurrection were it not for
the fact that Reign of Fire opens that weekend.
(Fetch) EvilJorge: so see both
(Fetch) why do you people make these self-limiting choices in
movie entertainment?
(Sancho) we don't
(Sancho) the key word is "entertainment"
(IDK) I'd get my toenails pulled out, but I have to get bamboo
shoots stuck under them that weekend.

<nickh> Last time I was there, I got a laught out of seeing a
warehouse drone help a customer load stuff into their car.
<nickh> Not one, but *two* fuck swings.  I guess you need to
have a spare handy.
<kylev> well, you have the good one, and the one you use.
<kylev> you put up the good one when company is coming over
<nickh> Sort of like the "kids" table for those big family
dinners.

<vvortex3> hey, the isp i work for, cwnet has a legal copy of
microsoft visual studio, but we cant find the cd, can someone
please email me deruntime.dll so i can fix a bug in one of our
machines?
<Cyrix> what.
<jim4> vv: no
<Cyrix> get a new cd
<Cyrix> or go to #mypersonalfileserver
*** vvortex3 ([email protected]) has left #C++
<snibril> we don't support warez, and neither incomptent isps
*** vvortex3 ([email protected]) has joined #c++
<vvortex3> jerk
<Cyrix> vvortex3 on @#mypersonalfileserver

<Crusader> www.privatehacksthatareonlyonmycomputer.com
<Azorbix> its a dead link you jerk

[@kode54] /quote:96 <smcn> uNF = universal noise of fucking
[@kode54] one of my few smcn quotes (I need more!)
[@smcn] ok i will say something funny
[@smcn] i'm having trouble breathing
[@smcn] and my dick is on fire
[@smcn] is this normal?

<EC> bikeracer doesn't understand biggles 
<fet> no one does 
<biggles> my hairdresser understands me

<NikJam> gonna take a shower
<NikJam> cause i smell, i feel dirty, and worse of all
<NikJam> I have school tommorow
<NikJam> and I can't look bad in front of the girl at the
counter
<Lime> you like her, dont you
<NikJam> well
<NikJam> there's noone else to like, i go to community college
<NikJam> i take what i can get

<wabbit> wanna know something funny dave?
<wabbit> about nora
<wabbit> +d
<wabbit> and what the spend money on?
<wabbit> +y
* |Dave hands wabbit the manual for his keyboard.

<Nebu|sR> least you've got yourself a "real" women
<Fodz> indeed
<Fodz> back to your doll eh nebs? :P
<Nebu|sR> hey im comfortable being alone
<Fodz> pffft
<Fodz> a plastic friend is hardly alone :D
<rabbit> especially when you call it "darryl" like nebs does

<Barubary> dark: ff4 is harder for 2 reasons - 1. it's just
harder 2. I can't read a damn thing

<slinky> i ordered a pizza
<slinky> the pizza guy came and brought the pizza, he said:
"there was no address, but i figured it was for you"
<slinky> maybe i order too regularly or something
<thokky> slinky heh
<_mrT> slinky i ordered pizza on the weekend
<thokky> sounds a bit like mrT
<_mrT> and pizza service boss himself dleivered it
<_mrT> and started smalltalk..
<_mrT> "you havent ordered in quite some time.."
<_mrT> me: "i was on holidays"
<_mrT> "oh where did you go to?"
<_mrT> etc for 5mins
<_mrT> i was like WTF heh
<thokky> _mrT you are the one what makes their business
profitable
<thokky> heh
<slinky> good customer relations :)
<_mrT> hehe
<slinky> it's probably a cover for mafia to wash money
<thokky> "hey i heard mrT moved into city, theres market for
pizza delivery place"
<slinky> so now you're friends with the Family :)
<thokky> yeah
<thokky> and they start to call you Nicky Foureye
<slinky> i think i definitely should not eat so much pizza
<thokky> or Fat-Tony
<slinky> haha
<slinky> Squeaky-Vinnie
<thokky> hehe yea

<AlmanzoW> Oh please.  Being in a car with Zot is like being
strapped to your best friend's dad while he gets hard looking
at Playboy

TX Luder : dude, i made "still fly" my ringtone, i am now
officially the coolest person
BeHeMoTh101 : reality check
BeHeMoTh101 : what color are you

<notxyst> fuck budget cuts
<notxyst> bush should make wrist cuts

<Jay^^> But I might interrupt your work...;)
<JaG> im not working im surfing bash.org
<JaG> like i work at work, pleeeeeease

<SkoL> mofo must be drunk
<Tweedle> |OUF|mofo: you getting AMD?
<|OUF|mofo> no
<Tweedle> yeah he's drunk

<Kimaroo> the pathetic side of being a nerd: http://
www.bash.org/?7755
<Mike`away> bash is back up??
<Kimaroo> no i'm just givin out dead links